So handsome, how could he be a cannon fodder

Zhuang Xiangchen thought hard, squatted on the bank of the river and plucked off the petals of the whole clump of autumn chrysanthemums. After going through the day and returning to the night again, he still couldn't decide whether to go to the male lead or not.

↑↑↑As for why there are autumn chrysanthemums in spring?Oh, that's because the original text... well, it's actually this text, there is no logic at all.

"Existence is reasonable." This law left by the ancestors (maybe not) is really the gospel of all illogical authors.For example, now, if a reader justly declares in the reader's comments that "there will be no autumn chrysanthemums blooming in spring!", then the author can tell him lightly: "Existence is reasonable."

Couldn't be more cultured, more esoteric, more sophisticated, right?

...but now the most important thing is the result.

The result was that Zhuang Xiangchen squatted on the spot for several more hours, but the goddess of luck didn't seem to favor him, the difference in the ratio between the two sides was really too big, it was almost like God's will.

Would the dignified hero of this article believe in something as illusory as God's will?

"Go, no, yes, no, yes..." Zhuang Xiangchen paused in his hands, stared at the bare chrysanthemum pole for a while, and said to himself, "Okay, yes: no, the current ratio is 359:26, Let's go on."

As long as the ratio has not reached 1:0, the ending can still struggle.As for God's will... ghosts have been done before, the judge of the king of hell has seen the bull's head and horse's face, and he has worn it through time travel. Can you still not believe this?

"Why did you pick this clump? Didn't you pick another clump in the first place?" A slender, white hand stretched out, and gently pulled out the green juice that had been pinched. Chrysanthemum Pole: "I didn't see the one here at first, the petals haven't been pulled yet."

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

No wonder the ratio of going and not going is so big, bitch!I almost believed it was true. Fortunately... wait a minute...

Zhuang Xiangchen froze on the spot as if struck by lightning.

The person who came didn't care about his silence at all, sat directly beside him, squeezed together with him and laughed: "Actually, senior brother, you don't have to think about such complicated things. Since senior brother can't decide, it's the same for me to come here by myself." .”

Zhuang Xiangchen said expressionlessly, "...I am no longer your senior brother."

"Oh, then... Daddy?" The other party leaned closer to his ear, and the hot air from his mouth blew into his ear, "But doesn't it sound like a pervert when you shout like this? Is that Uncle Luo? No, this one also It’s not anymore, and it doesn’t sound good at all...how about I call you a little fairy~?”

Not calling a pervert, but you are a pervert yourself. Thank you.Second, your own aesthetics are not very good either.

Get back to normal quickly, you rebellious son!Zhuang Xiangchen roared in his heart, "little goblin" and so on, is this a fucking human saying!Ray is dead!Do you know the meaning of this title? Hey!

"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your agreement." Meng Xuanhong said happily, "I didn't expect the little fairy to be so hot~"

"Shut up, you..." Zhuang Xiangchen broke down, "Who the hell would like such a weird address, you should call him brother Zhuang, so that we can at least pretend to be normal."

"This is not intimate at all." Meng Xuanhong disappointed.

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

"Okay." Meng Xuanhong agreed, but his voice didn't sound very happy, "But you are so entangled, brother Zhuang, you must have feelings for me, right?"

What are you upset about, pervert!Zhuang Xiangchen thought in his heart, but he had no chance to say it anymore.

"Then, it's not impossible for me to change my words. Brother Zhuang always wants to bribe me?" Meng Xuanhong said with a smile, "Brother Zhuang, the weather is just right, why don't we do something unsuitable for children?"

……What?Zhuang Xiangchen is completely numb. We have never been in a fucking relationship. The last time we parted, we were passers-by. Is it really okay to go straight to third base in just two or three sentences when we meet again? !The readers must have not realized it. This development is too fast, it is simply cheating money, if there is any, it will be brushed off!

He opened his mouth to refuse, but found that his mouth opened and closed, but he couldn't speak.The water of the Canglang River is still shimmering, but there is no moon tonight, only a few stars are faintly twinkling in the sky, insects are chirping one after another in the night, and the surrounding is dark.

And Zhuang Xiangchen's heart at this time was as dark as the sky.

Silence! ! !Meng Xuanhong, you bitch! ! ! !

"Brother Zhuang still doesn't talk~" The wavy lines in Meng Xuanhong's tone were almost materialized, "Then let's start happily~"

This fucking... agreed... Weakness... too!

God of otaku, forgive your loyal believer, he was thrown down by a boss, it is an insult to your sacred brilliance, please deprive him of his glorious status as a magician!

"I've been waiting for a long time..." Meng Xuanhong gently rubbed his neck. After all, the relevant departments did not allow the parts below the neck to be moved. "I have been here for 14 years, and you can finally become a human~"

Under the watchful eyes of the mysterious relevant departments, the whole night after that was completely indescribable.Zhuang Xiangchen was in a daze, only knew that when he woke up, he was still lying on the ground, with Meng Xuanhong's fiery red coat under his body, and his head resting on his lap.

Damn, it's fine if you don't give me 100 yuan, at least you have to pay Malatang!

I've said it all, with such a fast progress, readers will be stunned!

Readers are confused, but they will get negative!

... Well, this is the only benefit of not having readers. No matter how crazy your plot unfolds, no one will ignore you.

"Brother Zhuang, how can you say that?" Meng Xuanhong gently stroked his dog's head and said, "We have known each other for so many years, shouldn't we get to the point? This article is almost over."

No, I haven't been single since last night, so where did the dog come from... Zhuang Xiangchen turned his mind and subconsciously asked: "Fuck, it's said that there are hundreds of thousands left. Why did I die in the last life? Even the culprit I couldn't find it, and your big brother Meng Xuanying and your gang of Gongjun, how did it end?"

After finishing speaking, he remembered that Meng Xuanhong, as the hero in the book, didn't know the development of the plot at all.

Just as he wanted to make amends, he heard the person above his head say, "They, I'm waiting to solve it with you. It's fine as a honeymoon game, isn't it romantic and fun?"

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

Wait a minute, how do you know? !

He was startled and wanted to sit up, but the other party noticed his intention and pressed down in time.

"Don't get up." Meng Xuanhong said with concern, "Be careful your waist will break."

Knowing that your waist will be broken, you are so fucking tossing!Zhuang Xiangchen felt that today he was really going to spit out all the foul language for the rest of his life.

But Meng Xuanhong didn't answer his criticism, and said instead: "Do you still remember the dream we had when we went to find my brother?"

"Yeah." Zhuang Xiangchen also remembered, "What happened to that dream?"

"When you can completely remember what was said in that dream, I will tell you why I know the plot." Meng Xuanhong lowered his head and kissed him, and said, "You said that day, if one day I lied to you , you can't be angry with me."

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

I really said this myself!At that time, I was blind to believe such a real wolf cub!

"That's not right! That's because my IQ was taken away by your hero's aura!" Zhuang Xiangchen roared, "How can this be counted? And let me tell you, this article will not end Godie so easily!"

"Oh, then let's dawdle a few thousand words, for example... can't describe it?"

"Sorry, strike hard, fuck off."

******

Because Zhuang Xiangchen's "injury has not healed", the two of them didn't use the flying sword when they returned. Meng Xuanhong was really worried that he would fly around and look back to find his wife had fallen.So he had no choice but to ride on the giant wolf Zhuang Yi as a mount.This was also because of Zhuang Xiangchen's self-esteem, he did not allow himself to be hugged by a princess, otherwise Meng Xuanhong would have been more than happy to hug him all the way back.

Zhuang Yi didn't show any displeasure about this.For 14 years, he has always known that his father was there, but his second brother just stopped him and refused to let him pass.This time we finally met again, the first thing the giant wolf did after he came out was to shower his father up and down.

Hey, why does the smell of the second brother on the father's body is so strong, he must have licked it secretly, and he actually told me not to go there, cheating paper (⊙_⊙).

Only then did Zhuang Xiangchen know that Meng Xuanhong had hooked up with him back then.After luring him, in fact, he didn't go far all the time, he just wandered around here, so he could appear at such a coincident time and snatch the chrysanthemum in one fell swoop.And in order to avoid being discovered by him, Zhuang Yi was naturally thrown into the sea of ​​consciousness for a long time without being able to let the wind out. This time, when he came out this time, he ran like a wind on the soles of his feet, as happy as he wanted.

But as expected of the hero's number one spirit beast, even though it ran so fast, it still didn't have the slightest jolt on its back.Thick silver-gray hair wraps the two of them inside, which does not cause skin itching at all, but is very warm and comfortable, and can also block the oncoming wind outside.The soles of the wolf's feet are softer than the horse's hoof, and the sound is also quieter, only the whistling wind can be heard in the ear.Meng Xuanhong was able to look at the scenery normally at first, but soon turned his attention back to Zhuang Xiangchen because of boredom.