[Quick Transmigration] On the correct posture to bend a rabid dog

Because he wants to get rid of the current life that attracts people's eyes.

Why should you care?Because they are normal people.

If the world view is subverted, there will be no great suffering.

But the facts have proved that once the world view is consolidated over time, the chances of being affected and changing are very small.

the other side

Shopping hand in hand is a must for couples in love.

Maybe it's because of watching too many romance dramas, when a certain pervert proposed to hold hands and go to the street to show their affection, Zuo Ye's face was full of panic and astonishment.

#Happiness comes too fast, he is not ready yet#

#↑No, he and a certain pervert are purely friends, nothing else counts! #

"Perhaps you would be better off taking some medicine."

"Go shopping with me, and let you feed me medicine."

"......" Zuo Ye

How ruthless and unreasonable to make trouble!

However, driven by his conscience, he always played happily with him happily.

Shu Jia's interest is something ordinary people can't understand. Zuo Ye followed him to the most famous bridge piers to watch people commit suicide.

Yes, you read that right, indeed, they are f*cking around watching tricks to commit suicide.

The bridge pier is famous for its high suicide rate. It is said that if you jump down from the pier, you will feel an unusually subtle, inexplicable thing commonly known as the soul out of the body.

Anyway, Zuo Ye doesn't believe this. Those who have tried it all have been reincarnated, so there's a subtle feeling that the soul is out of the body, it's all caused by the imaginary before dying.

So, instead of sitting in a small gazebo near the bridge pier, Shu Jia counted how many people jumped off the bridge, or how they jumped, whether they fell headlong, wild geese spread their wings, golden rooster independently or landed freely, and whether the speed was constant or variable. Speaking of it, this is always helpful to the growth of physics knowledge, and the truth is tested in practice.

I stared at the pantothenic acid in my eyes for a long time, and I don’t know how many times I dialed 110 unconsciously to let the police come to rescue. Generally speaking, this day is probably meaningful.

At least he began to understand why suicide, an extremely artistic sport, is so popular in today's world, because if you have a good suicide posture, you are destined to be reincarnated into a good family x in your next life.

The flow of the river is so fast that it is almost impossible to save if you jump down. The search work is also very difficult, and it is impossible to let it go. Then the problem comes, what should I do if some people still jump down and become swollen during the rescue?

In this regard, the policemen racked their brains and searched for information. Some of them imitated South Korea to set up life-saving signs and so on. The effect was not bad, and the suicide rate increased several times a month.

"You saw it today too, do you have any thoughts?"

In the evening, the two sat at the Japanese restaurant for dinner, Shu Jia raised his eyes, gave Zuo Ye a meaningful look, and asked.

"... Cherishing life is everyone's responsibility..."

"..."

"Some of them chose to die because of the oppression and helplessness of life, but some of them just wanted to win attention by dying."

It probably refers to those who have the leisure to pose for suicide.

Zuo Ye thought while chewing his food.

"Then?"

"I thought of a way to reduce the suicide rate."

"......" Zuo Ye

Suddenly, I felt what the hell it was that a certain pervert was shining brightly behind him!