[Quick Transmigration] On the correct posture to bend a rabid dog

Zuo Ye was very helpless about this, after all he would not say that he just said a few famous modern Internet quotes.

"What did you just say?"

Yan Jun was very curious when he saw the heroine leaving, so he couldn't help asking.

"Bichihe is for an egg."

Zuo Ye bit the bullet and answered, he was already prepared to be laughed at by the hero, but Yan Jun couldn't understand what the hell he was talking about, so he had to smile apologetically and said.

"Chinese culture is really broad and profound."

Zuo Ye: ...

Male lead, is it okay for you to pretend to be realistic like this? !

After finishing speaking, Yan Jun probably also realized that his coquettish nature was about to dissipate, so he instantly recovered his expressionless face, gave Zuo Ye a very complicated look, pursed his lips and left without saying a word.

Could it be that he was hit by himself! !

Zuo Ye thought about it, but he walked in the direction the heroine left. For some reason, he suddenly wanted to see the heroine's frantic expression when her salary was deducted.

As a result, on the way, he met the dog-headed army division who came to negotiate with the military.

The dog-headed military division was originally of mixed Chinese and Japanese, and he looked ordinary, but the shrewdness that flashed in his eyes made this person look extraordinarily unusual. However, in Zuo Ye's view, this military division was just a passerby with a face and no facial features.

Hello! !Does it look so spooky? !

The system that has not appeared for many days replied lazily.

"As long as the host rebels, the five senses of the military division can be unlocked."

You fucking seem to be making me laugh!

However, although Zuo Ye couldn't laugh, he still pretended to be calm and pretended to look at the distant scenery in an attempt to pretend to be a passerby, but the villain's halo was too great, and the people around the dog-headed military division only saw his own military division's eyes brighten up, and stepped forward to hook up with others very attentively. By the way, I also asked for my account number and mobile phone number.

In fact, these two are not what the dog-headed military division asked for, but Zuo Ye gave them to him. After all, he was used to striking up conversations, so he gave them subconsciously. Unfortunately, there were no such things as sex and mobile phones at that time, so the military division's right was the home address. , although I can't understand it, but I can find it when I check the information.

After Xizizi went to negotiate, he decisively failed. Although he failed, it did not affect his mood. His mind was already filled with the cold man he met this morning, and he secretly planned to chase his wife or something [not 】.

When Yan Jun returned home, he saw his father and several concubines sitting in the living room, looking at him with solemn faces.

what happened?

At this time, his biological mother came to him crying, and took out a piece of paper from his pocket, saying.

"Jun'er, you are not young anymore, what will you do if you keep messing around like this in the army? Come on, mother invited a famous Taoist priest to give you a fortune today. The Taoist said that you are born to restrain your wife. If you want to marry, you can only marry him To marry a man, he must be a member of the military department, so the birth date of the man in the general mother's department is all compared with the Taoist priest, and finally, you have found the person you are destined for."

As a result, Yan Jun took it over and saw that the name written in black and white was actually the man he met during the day.

"Do you know him?"

"It's not bad... let's know..."

Anyway, the male protagonist has been confused again. He originally thought that the two encounters were just a coincidence, but unexpectedly it was destiny. Although he had a good impression of that person, as a husband and wife, he still...

With a stiff face, Yan Jun turned his gaze to his father and several concubines. They also looked solemn, but the concubines who had children all had a look of schadenfreude.