goddess is a man

"Peng Yu, why are you so unhygienic?"

Peng Yu:"……"

After the winter vacation, Peng Yu was hospitalized.With his own power, he challenged four senior boys, and won beautifully.This fight has gradually spread in the dark and has become a legend.

Mu Zixi went to the hospital to visit him with a fruit basket in his hand. When he entered the ward, he saw Peng Yu lying on the bed with bandages on his hands and one leg hanging in a plaster cast.He lay on Peng Yu's bed and looked at him, softly and carefully asking about the situation.Seeing his worried expression, Peng Yu felt that it was all worth it.

He stretched out his hands to ruffle Mu Zixi's soft hair, "...Oh, don't cry, you cry."

☆、Extra story After doing bad things, remember to destroy the evidence

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Ever since the battle in the third grade of primary school, not only did he win Mu Zixi's heart, but he also completely subdued the four opponents, establishing Peng Yu's position after him.

However, life in junior high school was not as smooth as Peng Yu imagined.He and Mu Zixi were in different classes, and the chances of going in and out with Mu Zixi became less and less. Mu Zixi made new friends, and someone handed Mu Zixi a love letter. Playing together, Mu Zixi actually acted alone on weekends!Everything about Mu Zixi made Peng Yu feel stuffy, he was no longer the center of that soft and glutinous bun.

Life went on without being salty or dull, and he still had a sense of presence around Mu Zixi from time to time, until one day he found something on Mu Zixi's computer, and he thought it was time to educate this wayward person Little boy.

Mu's parents and mu's mother went to the wedding banquet on weekends, and he wasn't interested in joining in the fun. Peng Yu just said that he was going to watch a movie at home, so he didn't have to make up nonsense to lie to his parents.Before Mu's father and mother left, he told the two of them in every detail, and then they got on the elevator step by step.After a while, he called the mobile phone again and told him again, and only hung up the phone with Mu Zixi's assurances in every possible way.

"You choose first, I'll go wash your face." Mu Zixi went to wash up sleepily.

It was just Mu Zixi's time to wash his face. Peng Yu went to the living room with his laptop in his arms, connected to the widescreen TV, and clicked on the player on Mu Zixi's computer to search for movies. It was nothing more than the movie they watched together, only two strange words came into view.Peng Yu clicked in with his mouse.

Seeing that the playback progress has been played halfway, the screen is full of shaking white pictures, and the ecstasy of a female voice is heard from the external speakers, echoing throughout the room.The corners of Peng Yu's eyes twitched unconsciously.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then. To turn off the restricted picture and sound.Under the pressure of Peng Yu's cold swishing pressure, his fingers were trembling uncontrollably, and he got stuck somewhere.

Peng Yu stood behind Mu Zixi with his hands in his pockets and watched him crouching in front of the TV cabinet for a while.But the stuck video couldn't come back for a long time, Mu Zixi unplugged the power decisively, and the room was filled with lewd gasps and suddenly became quiet.

Now this situation is very embarrassing, very embarrassing.Anyway, in the eyes of outsiders, Mu Zixi is a top student and a top student, a model of learning with excellent character and learning, and the embodiment of a perfect student.

Although Peng Yu knew about his bad temper in private, how can this matter be passed now?

Mu Zixi was still squatting on the ground, brushing back the wet hair on his forehead with his free hands, and then wiped the water on his face.Holding the TV cabinet with both hands and tapping on it with a few fingers, he didn't know how to speak to break the embarrassment.

"It seems that you like big boobs."

"Ah?" Mu Zixi turned his head in a daze, and suddenly saw Peng Yu's face as dark as a pan, and the extremely unstable and chilling air surging around him, which made him tremble and have the urge to run away.What is he angry about? "Hahaha." He had to laugh dryly.

"When did you learn to see these things?"

"Hahaha."

Peng Yu frowned, kicked the coffee table next to him with his feet in agitation, and said coldly: "What, you're doing well now. The high-quality hobbies of a top student are really impressive."

"No!" Mu Zixi jumped when he was poked, and stood up abruptly.There is already a large gap between his height and Peng Yu's. Although he is the same age, he is still half a head shorter than the other party.Seeing Peng Yu squinting at him, although unwilling, his aura was wiped out in an instant, so he could only lower his eyes and stare at Peng Yu's pleasing opening near the neckline: "This is a message sent by a friend who is in a taekwondo class together. Give it to me, I'm just curious... just... take a look..."

He is obviously the same age, but why does Peng Yuxun feel like an elder, and what's more terrible is that he can't refute it at all.When did this all start...

"Just take a look?" Peng Yu glanced at his face, turned around and sat on the sofa, leaned back comfortably, crossed his hands and crossed his chest and long legs, "Have you just looked at half of it? It’s pretty serious anyway.”

Mu Zixi blushed and had a thick neck when he poked him, and stood stiffly on the spot, watching his nose, nose, nose, and heart, constantly rubbing his hands, like a child who did something wrong and accepted an adult's reprimand.

"How old are you?"

"[-]..."

"You also know that you are only [-] years old? I thought you didn't know your age." Seeing that Mu Zixi just lowered his head and rubbed his hands without talking, his irritated voice rose two points in vain, "You said you were the only one who went up A kid in the second grade of junior high school reads these things before he even grows hair, you are amazing?!"

Aren't you a brat who's only in the second year of junior high school and doesn't even have hair yet? Why do you speak like a dean of students?His grades are not as good as mine, and his popularity is not as good as mine. Except that he is a little taller than me, and fights harder than me. He is like a lump of ice when he goes out. He also has a built-in cooling function, which saves the need to turn on the air conditioner, and maybe he has to turn the temperature up. High Point.Mu Zixi secretly poked and complained.Although he analyzed clearly and logically, but he didn't dare to really say it out.

"Why? Unconvinced? You complained about me from head to toe in your heart again, right?" Peng Yu could see through Mu Zixi's mental activities as if he could read minds.

Mu Zixi was terrified, and hurriedly denied it, shaking his head and shouting, "No, no!"

Peng Yu snorted lightly, raised his chin, "Bring the computer here."

"Ah?" Mu Zixi couldn't react, and looked at Peng Yu in a daze.What is going on here?

"Ah what, I told you to bring the computer over here, hurry up." Peng Yu cast a rather disgusted look at Mu Zixi's long reflex arc, why is he always looking like this everywhere, I really don't know what's wrong How did the results come about.

The Lord Demon King spoke, and Mu Zixi hurriedly took the computer over and put it on the coffee table, with a flattering expression on his face, he almost got down on his knees and waited for luck.Ah bah, luckily for your sister.

Peng Yu seemed to see a golden retriever sitting in front of him, fawning on Mengmeng with a begging expression.Master Yin, I'm so good~ I ask you to please your hair~ I ask you to touch your head~ woof~

"Hmph." I only know to please you after doing something wrong, and I won't be confused by you.But in his eyes, the expression of the little golden retriever begging for obedience has completely pleased him.Thinking to himself, Peng Yu's hand had already touched Mu Zixi's soft hair squatting on the side of the coffee table, he rubbed vigorously, and said, "Don't use your skill of pretending to be innocent and pitiful to me, it's useless to me Don't you know it's shameful to be cute?"

Mu Zixi was terrified like something, and wanted to say: Brother, which eye of yours saw me being cute?Am I okay?I just brought the computer over and put it in front of you as you said, and what happened to your hand?Why are your words completely inconsistent with your actions!

Seeing Mu Zixi staring at him with staring eyes, he took it for granted that Meng Pet was dissatisfied with his master's desires and begged to pat his head again.Hmph, you are really not easy to be satisfied.Peng Yu was arrogant in his heart, and his palm fell on Mu Zixi's head again unexpectedly.Mu Zixi's forehead was full of black lines, and the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably.

What's with that look of enjoyment on his face?Is rubbing his hair that enjoyable?Mu Zixi slandered secretly.

"That..." Mu Zixi couldn't help but open his mouth. He was worried that if he rubbed like this again, his hair would definitely turn into a chicken coop.As soon as he made a sound here, he saw obvious displeasure on Peng Yu's face.I am not happy if you are unhappy!You play so hard with my hair.

Peng Yu withdrew his hand, resumed the posture of crossing his arms again, squinted his eyes and raised his chin at the computer and said: "Delete all the messy things in your computer!"

The convulsed computer returned to normal during this time, and Mu Zixi obediently deleted the video files and emptied the recycle bin.After everything was done, he turned the computer to face Peng Yu, "Deleted everything..."

"Deleted?" Peng Yu looked at him with distrust in his tone.

"Deleted!"

"Just like that?"

"..." How much do you think I should save! "It's really gone..."

"Are you sure?" Peng Yu raised his eyebrows lightly, and looked at Mu Zixi lazily, "If I find out, you won't be able to go around, you'd better think carefully, is there anything you forgot to delete!" He put " Forget" is a very strong word, and the meaning is self-evident, don't hide your secrets, if you hide it, you will die ugly.

At this time, Mu Zixi was not too sure, both hands were pressed on the keyboard suddenly, and he frowned and shouted: "Wait! Wait! Let me think about it!"

Suddenly, Peng Yu's face turned dark again, really?

Mu Zixi immersed himself in searching his computer for any missing fish, so he didn't see how smelly Peng Yu's expression was at this time.Searched from the C drive to the F drive, and made sure there was nothing that should not be there, and then pushed the computer to Peng Yu.

"Not really."

Peng Yu didn't speak, and started to check by sliding the mouse.

Mu Zixi's folder is basically clean, except for the necessary application software, there are two downloaded online games, video player, music player, PS, YY, QQ and photos, pictures, music from different periods document.There are also electronic tutorials for various subjects in junior high and high school, and the learning tutorial alone takes up a disk.Therefore, Xueba is not airborne, although this Xueba is a bit dumb.

Seeing a whole set of learning tutorials, Peng Yu raised his eyes to look at Mu Zixi, who was squatting on the ground with an innocent face, and the eyes of the two happened to meet.Mu Zixi's heart skipped a beat, didn't he clean up?

Peng Yu watched his expression change without making a sound, laughed secretly in his heart, and continued to search in the disk.

Originally, all the folders on the disk were basically gone through, and they were all clean.In the end, Peng Yu paused at the QQ cache file, and then decisively clicked in.

In fact, there are not many cached pictures, basically expressions, and occasionally one or two screenshots.Peng Yu slid the mouse, but at the last point, he saw a few pictures of white flowers and red fruits, which was really swaying.With a wrong tooth root, Mu Zixi was stunned with a sharp glance.Putting the computer screen in front of Mu Zixi, he continued to lean on the sofa and stare at Xue Baxi with a surprised face.

"I didn't save this!" Mu Zixi was wronged!Nima, is this computer cache also counted on my head?

"Is this your computer?" Peng Yu asked lazily, ignoring his words.

"It's my computer, but!"

"This picture was found in your computer, there is no but!"

"..." You're not just making excuses... Mu Zixi burst into tears, so aggrieved that she didn't even have a chance to appeal.If you give him a handkerchief, it is estimated that he will really bite the handkerchief and make a sad expression.

At this moment, he was scolding Peng Yu from head to toe in his heart, and then Lord Demon King said again, "Who sent you these pictures?"

"...I don't remember." Seeing Peng Yu's cold face again, Mu Zixi was so depressed that he wanted to hit the wall, he really didn't remember! ! !Who will take care of this person!It's too wide...

"Go to QQ."

Mu Zixi didn't want Peng Yu to touch his QQ at first, after all, it's personal privacy, and some private things don't want third parties to know.But as soon as the words came to his lips, he died when he saw Peng Yu's expression, and entered the login resignedly.

After a series of beeps, Peng Yu snatched the computer with a dark face and examined it carefully.

"You're quite busy, so there are a lot of news just after you go online." There was a strong sourness in the words.

Mu Zixi's legs were numb from squatting on the side of the tea table. She slowly straightened up and moved her legs on the spot, and then slowly climbed onto the sofa and sat cross-legged.This is his home!Why did Mao make him look like a prisoner being tried...

He sat next to Peng Yu and glanced at the display screen.Peng Yu looked down at the flickering window and said, "You can watch it if you want, and I didn't stop you."

Brother, I don't dare to look at you with a dark face... Mu Zixi didn't speak, but curled his lips.

Looking at the chat window that kept flickering, Peng Yu turned his head and took a deep look at Mu Zixi, pointed to a chat window that was sending out various expressions and asked, "Why do you have her Q?" It was in Peng Yu's class. At the beginning, this girl also wanted to add Peng Yu's Q, but Peng Yu didn't add her.

Mu Zixi stretched her head to look, then curled her lips, "Delete her, I'm in trouble."

Peng Yu glanced at him indifferently, then pulled out the chat history.It's been almost a year since I became friends, and basically the other party talks too much, and Mu Zixi occasionally replies with a word or two, which can be seen as perfunctory.Seeing this, Peng Yu felt a little happy.Why is this girl so brave?When he clicked on the record on the first page, he couldn't be happier.

why?Because he saw Chi Guoguo's confession!

"Hey, it's none of my business. At the time she wanted my Q, the ghost knows what she's going to say, and I'm not familiar with her. After all, she's a girl and it's not easy to refute her face. I told her , I have to go to college at least to fall in love, but who knows that she just pretended to be my prospective girlfriend and said that she would become a regular when I went to college. I said, are the girls in your class weird? Now it's annoying me , whether I am online or not, she must tell me everything, even if a bird flies over her head, she can talk for a long time. Don't talk to my mother about this. "

Mu Zixi made the matter straightforward before Peng Yu asked the question, and he couldn't let himself be fooled because of this girl.Peng Yu glanced at him lightly, turned his head and blocked and deleted it without hesitation.Anyone who dares to covet him will be banned!

After tossing and tossing for a long time, Mu Zixi was already hungry. Taking a small step, he took out a cake from the refrigerator, plugged in the TV while chewing on it, and jumped onto the sofa with his whole body. Peng Yu, who was sitting next to him, followed suit. bomb.I saw him sitting crookedly on the sofa without any image, switching channels with his right hand, and gnawing on a cake with his left hand.

Peng Yu watched him crookedly crouched on the sofa silently. If those girls saw him like this, he would probably cry to death.

Mu Zixi was still playing the crazy channel-changing game. Peng Yu grabbed the cake in his left hand and pushed the computer in front of him, "Find the person who sent you the video."

The cake in Mu Zixi's left hand was suddenly empty, and he turned his head to get angry. When he saw the computer pushed over, he was going to go crazy, but he had to soften, "Well, he is my friend who went to Taekwondo together. Can't delete it. How embarrassing to meet in the future. I told him not to send me these in the future."

"Speed." Peng Yu looked at him lazily, holding the cake snatched from Mu Zixi's hand, and began to eat bite by bite.It was his favorite blueberry cake, and it was the only one left!Why does Peng Yu always grab his food...Mu Zixi opened his mouth and finally didn't say anything, he always grabs food from me, is this really a man?

"This is really not good..." Mu Zixi could only do his best to die.

"How old is he? Does he know how old you are? What kind of good bird do you think he would be when he sent you these messy things?! Deleted!!!" Peng Yu stared straight at him, his eyes couldn't be suppressed Angry, "If he troubles you, let him come to me, and he won't be abolished! Or are you reluctant to delete it? Do you still want to watch the movie?"

Mu Zixi sighed helplessly, Peng Yu's hooligan theory didn't make sense to him at all.He slid the mouse, found an avatar, and clicked on it. Peng Yu interjected, "Don't forget to unblock it."

"..."

Seeing Mu Zixi's operation step by step, after that annoying profile picture disappeared, Peng Yu raised the corner of his mouth in a good mood, and handed back the cake he gnawed twice to Mu Zixi, "This is your favorite blueberry Cake, hey, I won’t steal yours.”

Looking at the gnawed cake, Mu Zixi roared in his heart, "My cake has been ruined by you! Bird/beast!"