Wu Xie, see you!
Chapter 10 The Attacking Poker Bottle
He stopped his movements and waited for his next words, but Pokerfing paused, and then said: "Do you need an umbrella?"
I saw that he was going to unbuckle his seat belt, so I hurriedly said: "No need, just two steps, and the rain is so light, you can take him back quickly and have a rest early." The rain in front of the door waved at him under the cover, wanting to watch him go.But Poker-Face pressed the window on the co-pilot's side, poked his head and said to me: "You go up first."
The dialogue and the scene were so familiar that there was a sense of time and space confusion, which made me dazed, and I nodded hesitantly: "Oh...Okay, goodbye, little brother."
Poker Bottle also nodded in the car: "Well, goodbye."
Still can't see any difference in him.Maybe I'm thinking too much?Poker bottle may just know from the bartender that I just left, I went to the left, and that foreigner is not at the bar anymore?If this is the case, then of course it would be best, but I still feel a little uneasy.
Stepping into the unit door, there is a piece of white light under my feet, and my shadow is also projected on the wall.When I got to the small window at the corner of the stairs between the first and second floors, I poked my head and saw that his car hadn’t left yet. The front of the car was right in front of the unit door. Illuminates some, albeit limited.I raised my hand and patted the corridor light sensor on the second floor, and when the light turned on, various complex and strong feelings surged in my heart.
These are exactly the same as when he sent me back last time.
I hurriedly took out the key and opened the door, and walked into the room quickly, deliberately not turning on the light.It was late at night, and through the open windows, the sound of the engine became clearer.
Um?Wait, open windows... Fuck!Forgot to close the window before leaving!
I hurried to the window, felt the darkness and wiped the small side table in front of the window, and it was really wet.This is where I read when I'm bored, fuck it.I hurriedly stepped on the floor lamp beside the sofa, and sure enough, this book could not escape the bad luck of being drenched by rain.
I scolded myself for being stupid, I knew it was going to rain, and I didn't remember to close the window when I left!But fortunately, I just soaked up the book. Fortunately, the floor lamp was not placed in front of the window... I was looking for a rag in a hurry, and suddenly I heard the sound of the engine outside the window getting quieter. I quickly looked up, and the oil bottle was reversing. up.
I'm really a "bearer breaking a stick"... The car lights are very bright, but I can only see the car lights, but I can't see the stuffy oil bottle clearly.Although I didn't know if he was looking at me, I still waved at him.
Suddenly I felt a little unreasonable, why did I deliberately turn off the light to test?Maybe it was to call Hei Glasses last time, and this time maybe it was to turn around and "take care" of Hei Glasses. Because of me just now, didn't you never have a chance?The important thing is, haven't you tortured yourself enough last night, haven't you already analyzed the results? !So, stop thinking about it, that's it!
Downstairs returned to silence and darkness.I thought again of the most reasonable possibility I analyzed last night, and felt angry and a little... itchy?I can't describe it clearly, it's just a very complicated feeling, very uncomfortable, I couldn't help rubbing the fabric on my chest, but it didn't relieve it.During the time when I was alone with Poker Ping, I didn't have this kind of mood. At that time, I was happy.It seems that since the appearance of black glasses, this feeling has become stronger?It seemed that something was constantly falling, and it weighed heavily on my heart.So, this is why I always get angry for no reason afterwards?Am I... jealous? !
impossible!
When the foreigner grabbed my hand and wanted to kiss me just now, I was obviously extremely resistant...so I absolutely cannot be gay!It is absolutely impossible to like a man!Even if that guy is Poker Bottle, it's still impossible!
Cutting off this assumption, I quickly found a rag and mop to wipe the side table and the surrounding ground clean. After sweating, I let out a sigh of relief and collapsed on the sofa, lighting a cigarette.It seems that this cigarette has been suffocated for too long, and I need this long-lost nicotine very much. I smoke deeply and urgently.
However, this worry is like exhaled smoke. I thought it had blown away and disappeared, but in fact, it had already quietly lurked around. The smell of smoke was everywhere on my body, on my clothes, even on the sofa and walls in this room. .If you want to completely remove it, you can only do a big cleaning, or even decorate... Yes!Haven't showered yet!I quickly snuffed out the cigarette, walked into the bathroom, took off all my clothes and threw them into the washing machine, closed the shower curtain and took a shower.
The suite Erye left for Xiao Hua is a typical old house with a small bathroom and kitchen.Fake two-bedroom, the small hall at the entrance can't be used as a living room, but can be used as a dining room if it is exhausted.There are two bedrooms, the small one Xiaohua lived in when she was studying opera, and the big one is the second master's bedroom and living room.Because it is spacious and bright, I naturally lived in a large room when I moved here, and I didn’t buy any furniture. The desk, sofa, cabinet, and old-fashioned wooden double bed were left untouched, and I just used old ones.One is that I think it’s good to have something to use, since I’m alone anyway, there’s no need to make such a big fuss; the other is that I think that if Xiaohua comes back one day, she can see that the house is still the same, after all, I’m just a tenant. Not the master.
It may have something to do with the high humidity in the rainy day and the small bathroom. As the steam gradually filled the small space surrounded by the shower curtain, I suddenly felt a tightness in my chest.But this dark toilet didn't even have an exhaust fan. It felt like a stone was blocked in my heart, not to mention that I couldn't get rid of it after taking a shower, but it made things worse.
I hurriedly applied the bath lotion, thinking of a quick fix so that I could go out to get some air, but when the foam got under my body, my hands suddenly paused, and I had some strange thoughts.I tried to masturbate a few times, and I felt a little bit, so I exhaled, raised my left hand to support the wall brick, and concentrated on masturbating with my right hand. Comeon, don't care if it's Teacher Cang or Maria, come to my mind.I closed my eyes and tried to think back to those porn pictures that I downloaded and shared with my bedmate. My body understood it by itself, and I manipulated it in my favorite way while thinking.In order to concentrate and find a feeling, he also put his head against the wall to stabilize his body.But... maybe the oxygen is really too thin, I can't breathe, my brain starts to lack oxygen and I feel dizzy, and even Teacher Cang's face gradually becomes blurred as if covered by fog, but this You are a stubborn thing, but you still refuse to give me a good time.
I cursed "fuck" inwardly, stopped the movements of my hands irritably, gasped for a few breaths, hurriedly washed off the foam on my body, wiped it indiscriminately, and ran out of the bathroom.The cool air from the air conditioner made people feel more comfortable.
Nothing could go wrong!I am a healthy and healthy man without a girlfriend. I have been busy with work for such a long time. I can’t even use my girlfriend on my right hand!I suddenly became stubborn, and I didn’t care about my clothes. I walked directly to the desk, turned on the laptop, rummaged through the folder, and then wanted to shoot myself. Why did I put it so hidden in the first place!And, how long has it been since I watched this thing... Where are the girls, come out!I clicked through each folder layer by layer. I even clicked and checked the folder where TM put the graduation thesis, but I still couldn't find it.
I was completely discouraged now, I sat down, my upper body slumped on the desk, the glass plate was cold, icy my hot face and arms.I stretched out my hand to turn on the desk lamp. The warm yellow light source of the old desk lamp was very comfortable, and it illuminated the warm color feeling of the Rilakkuma paper box containing the gingerbread men... I changed the direction and didn’t look at it, which just happened to chill me the other half of the face.In this way, I saw the disk I borrowed from Xiuxiu again. Thinking of that..."Happy Together", I stretched out my hand towards it unexpectedly, accompanied by a strong sense of tension and fear.It was as if the CD case was a ticking time bomb, and I was a rookie bomb defuser "brickman", the time I stretched out my hand was infinitely prolonged, my breathing also became rapid, and I could even hear my own heartbeat beating like a drum There was a sound, but the moment he touched the disk case, he withdrew his hand like an electric shock.
What the hell am I doing!Wu Xie, if you don't die, you won't die!
I immediately sat upright, with some lingering fears in my heart.Go to sleep, go to sleep, just wake up!I muttered about hypnotizing myself.Look, it's already three o'clock, and I have to go to work early in the morning.By the way, the phone is out of battery, so I have to charge it and set the alarm clock.However, after searching in the bag for a long time, I couldn't find it.
Sparta is gone...
Fuck, I lost my phone? !
Ahhh, it's a new one, more than a month's salary!Now I can't even think about the thing below me, my whole brain goes blank, and a big word "empty" literally appears on the top of my head.Although I knew the result, I still tried to dial my number with the landline, but of course the phone was turned off.
At this time, I suddenly thought of something, my Weibo is still logged into the official account of the Playful event!This time, the whole person was completely covered in white sweat.Money is something outside of the body, if something goes wrong with this thing, it will kill me!I hurriedly used the computer to change the password, and after confirming that there was no problem at all, I wiped off my sweat and silently told myself to calm down, calm down, then waved the "empty" on the top of my head and replaced it with "wu", and put my legs on the chair. , Imagining myself as a smart brother Yixiu, close your eyes and meditate, oh no, close your eyes and think back.
First of all, when I came out of the bar, my mobile phone must be there, and the taxi also answered the call from Poker Bottle, and the phone died halfway through the conversation, and then...then Poker Bottle turned into an exploding Coke bottle, and then The driver slams on the brakes...all my phone memories stop here.
So, did it fall into the taxi while braking?Damn, what a **** motherfucker, this boring oil bottle that costs a thousand dollars!When he made a fuss, not only did I lose my mobile phone, I didn’t even take the taxi ticket.What about the license plate number Beijing B?Which operating company?It's a pity that the taxi's operating certificate recalled in his mind is as unclear as Mr. Cang who was separated by the water vapor just now.
Will Poker Bottle remember the license plate number?His memory seems to be quite good, didn't he remember the address I reported to the driver on the night of the elevator horror?Can... ask him?Wait, thinking of Poker Bottle, I suddenly remembered something.When we moved the black glasses together, some things in my backpack fell out, so the zipper of the backpack was not closed when I got out of the taxi.Why is the zipper not zipped properly?Could it be that when I got out of the car, I subconsciously wanted to put my phone away?In the end, because the arm was pulled by Poker Bottle, one hand was not straight, so the zipper gave up?
Probably.
So... it is also possible that the mobile phone was dropped into the car at that time?
It seems that the only way to confirm it is with him.My first reaction was stupid, I wanted to quickly call him with my mobile phone to ask... Damn it, I almost forgot that I was looking for a mobile phone when I got excited, but I couldn't remember his mobile phone number.By the way, business card business card!If I remember correctly, it should have been confiscated, and it is tucked in the invincible notepad.
I quickly regained my senses from Ikki, and jumped off the chair to get my backpack.But after finding the business card, he hesitated again. Is it appropriate to call in the middle of the night?It stands to reason that he should be home by this time. After tossing around for so long and having to remove his heavy black glasses, he must be tired too, should he wash up and go to sleep?
Does it fit?Does it fit?Does it fit?
However, I was really in a hurry, no matter whether the phone was dropped in his car or in a taxi, I had to rely on him.It's okay to get off his car, but it will be troublesome if you really get into a taxi.I didn't even set the chain screen password, if my brother pulls other guests, it will be really bad luck!Although it's been so long and I don't have too many expectations, but there is always such a 0.01% hope in life, isn't it...
I'm in such a hurry, and Pokerfinger is so nice, you won't blame me if you get quarreled, um, I'm sure you won't blame me... right?Also, didn't black glasses "sleep" for 10 hours?So now I'm calling and he shouldn't know?I can only silently pray that the oil bottle is not asleep. If I do, I won’t wake up... And, most importantly, I glanced at the landline next to the sofa, and silently made the cross in my heart, Uncle Jesus bless you Poker-Face will answer when he sees an unfamiliar number in the middle of the night.
As a result... no one answered, the phone was a long "beep-beep-beep", and every "beep" was a "beep" that made my heart beat.This is definitely the rhythm of sleeping!Several times I wanted to hang up directly, but I thought I’d already quarreled with others. What a pity if they woke up and looked for their mobile phones, and I hung up at this time, oh no, how annoying.
Just when I felt that I had witnessed the dryness of the sea for a long time, I thought it was over, the call would be automatically hung up immediately, and I silently slandered that it turned out that Boyouping is a person who cannot wake up from thunder and sleeps like a dead pig. pass!
"Hey."
"Hey little brother!"
Because of my impatience, we both spoke again at the same time.Pokerfing obviously hesitated for a moment: "Wu Xie?"
"Well, it's me! I'm sorry to call you so late. I'm really in a hurry. Didn't it disturb you to sleep?"
"No, I'm taking a shower, what's wrong?"
bath?So, although I didn't disturb Poker bottle's sleep, did I disturb him to take a bath? !Somehow, when I think of this, the focus of my mind is thickened, and I am completely filled with this kind of picture-running out halfway through washing, wet, holding the phone as naked as me, and even my hair is dripping Stuffy oil bottle... Maybe it's still a big back?And, Poker Bottle was so close to me in the car, wearing a translucent white shirt soaked in rain, with wet hair pushed back to the back of his head, and there seemed to be a large mysterious tattoo on his chest...
I swallowed my saliva, my face was a little hot, even the breath I exhaled was hot, and I even started to feel uneasy about my naked appearance.I wanted to put on clothes, maybe it would be better after I put them on, but the phone line prevented me from walking towards the closet, and the phone was pulled to the ground with a "snap".Damn, I forgot I was using a landline again!I quickly bent down to pick it up, but when I picked it up, I accidentally pressed the number key with my hand, making a "beep".
"Wu Xie?"
I guess it was because I didn't answer and made these strange noises, Poker Face called me, and I just came back to my senses.I panic JB!What's the matter with no clothes on, and it's not a videophone.Besides, the same gentlemen, even if they really face each other without clothes, so what?Even if they face each other without clothes and take a shower together, it's not a problem!Isn't the stuffy, crowded public bathhouse in the university very enjoyable!
I took a breath quietly, calmed down, poured out all the important points in one breath, and said incoherently: "Yes! I just dropped something, brother, what, I seem to have lost my phone, no, it's me I think the phone may have been dropped in your car, did you see it when you got out of the car? Maybe it was in the back row."
Poker bottle probably thought about it for a while before replying to me: "No..."
My heart skipped a beat, and I could imagine him shaking his head right now.It seems that I really fell into a taxi. It seems that the 0.01% hope in life does not belong to me?
"Oh...it's okay, it might have fallen into a taxi...Little brother, do you still remember the license plate number?"
"Well, Beijing B00370."
Damn, I really don't admire it, he really remembered!I couldn't touch the pen for a while, so I could remember it now, so I hurriedly said to him: "Thank you, brother, then you can continue to wash it, don't catch a cold, I will check the taxi company and phone number. Good night."
"Wu Xie."
"what?"
"I'll go down and have a look. You wait for my call and I'll call you later."
"No, no, you have to wash up and go to bed, it's so late!"
"I didn't pay attention just now, you wait for my call."
"Then...then I'll trouble you." A little hope rekindled in my heart, maybe it really rolled into the corner of the back row, and he didn't pay much attention when he moved the black glasses.Unexpectedly, the persistence and persistence of this Poker Bottle is actually quite cute.
"Wu Xie."
"Ah."
"...Don't be polite to me."
"Well...Okay, thank you...then...then I'll wait for your call!"
These polite expressions are just used to me, who... who wants to be polite to you!It's really awkward not to let me say it suddenly... After hanging up the phone, the first thing I did was find out the clothes and put them on. Then, while I still remembered the license plate number, I found the phone number of the operating company. I didn't rush to call, so I sat on the sofa and stared at landline.I want to wait for the news of Poker Bottle first, I hope it is good news.
The stuffy oil bottle didn't keep me waiting too long.Although I knew the phone would definitely ring, I was still startled by the sudden ringing of "Ring Ring Ring" in the middle of the night.
"How about it?"
"found it."
I don't know which one of us is more anxious, and we spoke at the same time.So I was stunned for a second before I realized that the three words Poker-Face said just now were good news!My waist straightened immediately, I couldn't control my joy at all, and I didn't know how to express it in body language and language: "Ah, that's great, thank you brother! I thought I lost it just now, I'm so anxious. Let me just say, I can't recite it until I lose the mobile phone I just bought. Is it in the back row?"
"Well, it slipped under the passenger seat."
"Haha, it's really...not worrying..." I almost said "the little goblin who grinds people".
"out of battery."
"Well, I know, the taxi suddenly ran out of battery while talking to you."
Poker-Face paused: "I thought...you hung up on me."
This time it was my turn to be stunned.Damn, didn't realize that.Isn't it like hanging up someone's phone when you say that the battery is out of power?No wonder Pokerfing suddenly sped up and overtook us to stop us. It turned out that he thought... "How could I hang up on you..."
"Send it to you."
"Huh?" Poker-finger's sudden change of subject made me unable to follow for a while.
"Now send it to you, mobile phone."
"No, no, no! What time is it? Don't make a trip. I don't have anything urgent to use. Just know that you haven't lost it."
Poker Ping seemed to think about it for a while, and said, "Then at noon, I'll go find you and bring it to you, and we'll have a meal together."
"Brother, your company is so far away, you don't need to go to war for a mobile phone, just send it to me tomorrow when you have time." I don't want him to drive around, it's a hassle, and the lunch break is just a little time.And he came to the company to look for me, I was really nervous, even thinking of black glasses.
"Express delivery is not safe."
"It's okay, if you lose it or break it, let them pay for it, hehe."
Poker Bottle paused for a while: "Okay." His tone sounded a little downcast.Could it be that he... thinks I'm hiding from him?Then I remembered that he might have heard me scold foreigners...
"Hey brother!"
"Ah."
"You...you really, just send it to me by express, so what..." I suddenly remembered about Live, and quickly changed the subject, "Friday, let's see each other on Friday. What's delicious, let's go and taste it together." After speaking, he waited nervously for his reply.
"Okay. Do you want to charge it for you?"
Fortunately, my little brother is not a hypocritical, fragile glass heart, otherwise my glass heart should be broken into slag, don't sleep tonight.Of course it’s great that charging is so considerate, and it can be used when I get it tomorrow... I was about to open my mouth to say yes, but suddenly I realized something.Fuck, if he sees 10086, how can he explain it!He looks so shameless... Even if the Poker Oil Bottle is not a glass heart, it is still a glass bottle. How can an oil bottle be made of bulletproof glass?
Although I don't think Pokerfing is the kind of person who flips through people's mobile phones randomly, but being a thief is really guilty. "No, no need to charge! I'll just charge it myself tomorrow. Brother, go upstairs quickly, don't feed the mosquitoes outside, go to bed early!"
"Well, you go to bed early too, good night."
"Yeah, good night, little brother." I exhaled, the obsessive Poker bottle is also cute if not persistent occasionally...
But, Jue, how can I sleep so well?I was gloriously insomniac, and when I closed my eyes it was like a movie was playing in my head.It’s not that I’m about to die and need to look back before I die, so I don’t have to ask me to recall what happened today over and over again... I’m tossing and turning “pancakes” over and over again, and my mood is still up and down.I got up several times, drank water, went to the toilet, and after I turned the lamp on and off several times, I simply turned it off.Illuminated by the warm yellow old desk lamp, it seems to be a little more at ease.It wasn't until the sky gradually brightened and the brightness of the lights gradually weakened that I closed my eyes in a daze.
I slept too little, and when the alarm clock of my old mobile phone rang, my eyes were so painful that I couldn't open them at all.I wanted to take it easy, but I closed my eyes and fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that it was past nine o'clock.I jumped up straight, rushed into the bathroom, washed up quickly, and was about to go out after getting dressed, only to see that the lamp was turned on all the time.What a waste of electricity!
It was past ten o'clock when I arrived at the company, and the sister at the front desk stopped me who was in a hurry: "Wu Xie wait a minute, I have your things!"
"Something? Oh oh oh, I see!" It must be a mobile phone!When did the express delivery come so fast?
The sister at the front desk smiled with an expression I couldn't understand, picked up a paper bag on the table and pushed it to me: "Hey Wu Xie, who is that guy? He's so handsome!"
Listening to what she said, I glanced at the paper bag... The courier will definitely not deliver it in such a bag, besides, which courier boy is as handsome as that stuffy oil bottle boy?This stuffy oil bottle... Didn't I just let you deliver it, why did you make a special trip!Let’s go once every time. Why do you wave your sleeves early in the morning without taking away a piece of cloud? If you think the express delivery is not safe, you let... let the black glasses bring it... I suddenly realized that, Could it be that he remembered that I didn't want the leader to know that I had witnessed his embarrassment, so he made a special trip?
Feeling very complicated, I grabbed the bag tightly, opened my mouth and went back to my sister at the front desk. "That person is..." It's a fool... I almost said it, but I changed the subject and returned her other words, "You are handsome, don't worry about it, you already have someone."
"Who cares about it! I'm just asking. Oh, go in quickly, and watch you make trouble!"
"Hey, although I'm not as handsome as that guy, I'm not good enough to affect the appearance of the city. I'm sorry for the country, I'm sorry for the party, right?"
"Wu Xie, you look good, but your image is completely ruined by poverty."
"Oh, you girls are so difficult to serve!"
I said hello to Fatty and Aning and said it was late, but they didn't say anything.From the looks of it, he definitely didn't see Poker Bottle.I looked at the side of the black glasses again, he hasn't come yet, maybe he hasn't woken up yet?After booting up and logging in to MSN, I saw that Boyoufeng was already online. I was a little puzzled, when did he come here?Should the front desk go to work at 08:30 or at [-]:[-]?
"Brother, I got the phone." Remembering that he said don't be polite to him, I don't know what to say. After thinking about it, I typed again, "You still made a special trip, didn't sleep for a few hours... "
After waiting for a while, Poker Face returned to me: "It's okay, I woke up when I couldn't fall asleep."
This...is one person insomnia, and the whole world insomnia?Can't sleep even if you are stuffy?
"Brother, are you sleepy? Take a nap at noon, go back to bed early tonight."
"Ah, you too."
"Okay, then I'll go to work first. The activity report will be sent to you today."
"Okay, hard work."
"It's not hard, it's work, it should be, brother, don't be too polite to me."
"Ah."
After closing the dialog box, I plan to charge the phone first.After all, it’s easy to talk about the event on Weibo, and the webpage is fine, but WeChat must use a mobile phone.But when I took out the phone, I found that even though it was turned off, the battery was 100% charged.Sure enough, is it still charging me? !Poker bottle is indeed a persistent Poker bottle... Then why can't he fall asleep? Could it be that he saw the broken glass bottle of 10086?Is he only charging but not turning it on, or is he turning it off if he sees something and is afraid that I will know?
Damn, besides worrying about whether he knows the words I scolded foreigners, I also have to worry about 10086... So, all day long, I was struggling with work, and my heart became covered with countless petals I squatted in the corner, playing with those petals silently in my heart: He heard, he didn't hear, he saw, he didn't see... I can't finish picking.
The black glasses came after the lunch break. At that time, the fat man and I had just finished lunch and were smoking in the stairwell. He opened the door and came in.I just greeted him, didn't say much, and couldn't face the leader who was grinning, rubbing his neck and moving his waist at all.Seeing this, the fat man asked him what happened.
The black glasses replied: "I... don't know, I drank too much yesterday, I didn't even know how to get home, and then I slept until noon before getting up, and when I got up, I found myself lying on the bed, my whole body hurt, the most painful It's the back of the neck, eh, by the way, fat man, show me." As he spoke, he turned around.
The fat man took a look at his collar and was shocked: "Oh blind brother, there is a green seal, did you drink too much?"
The black glasses rubbed his waist again, kicked his legs, and said: "I don't remember, my waist hurts too, shit, I have to call and ask those grandchildren."
"..." Immediately, I had the idea of being dishonest. Fortunately, he didn't know that I was there during the whole process yesterday.
After the black glasses smoked, he went back to drink water and make a phone call. Fatty and I went to the bathroom.On the way, the fat man smiled wretchedly, and whispered to me mysteriously, "I think the fat man looks like he had drunken sex yesterday, and the couple played really intensely, hehehe..."
Knowing the truth, I simply didn't know whether to cry or laugh, so I could only pretend to be esoteric and replied "um".I think, at least the fat man guessed half of it right, the intensity is true, but it's not the kind of S or M he thought.
Later, while peeing, I wondered if I should go downstairs and buy two cups of coffee and one of the black glasses.No, no, no, this kind of abnormal behavior is easier to expose, the typical no silver here is 300 taels!I inhaled, zipped it up, and thought I'd better bow to him three times silently in my heart.
I saw that he was going to unbuckle his seat belt, so I hurriedly said: "No need, just two steps, and the rain is so light, you can take him back quickly and have a rest early." The rain in front of the door waved at him under the cover, wanting to watch him go.But Poker-Face pressed the window on the co-pilot's side, poked his head and said to me: "You go up first."
The dialogue and the scene were so familiar that there was a sense of time and space confusion, which made me dazed, and I nodded hesitantly: "Oh...Okay, goodbye, little brother."
Poker Bottle also nodded in the car: "Well, goodbye."
Still can't see any difference in him.Maybe I'm thinking too much?Poker bottle may just know from the bartender that I just left, I went to the left, and that foreigner is not at the bar anymore?If this is the case, then of course it would be best, but I still feel a little uneasy.
Stepping into the unit door, there is a piece of white light under my feet, and my shadow is also projected on the wall.When I got to the small window at the corner of the stairs between the first and second floors, I poked my head and saw that his car hadn’t left yet. The front of the car was right in front of the unit door. Illuminates some, albeit limited.I raised my hand and patted the corridor light sensor on the second floor, and when the light turned on, various complex and strong feelings surged in my heart.
These are exactly the same as when he sent me back last time.
I hurriedly took out the key and opened the door, and walked into the room quickly, deliberately not turning on the light.It was late at night, and through the open windows, the sound of the engine became clearer.
Um?Wait, open windows... Fuck!Forgot to close the window before leaving!
I hurried to the window, felt the darkness and wiped the small side table in front of the window, and it was really wet.This is where I read when I'm bored, fuck it.I hurriedly stepped on the floor lamp beside the sofa, and sure enough, this book could not escape the bad luck of being drenched by rain.
I scolded myself for being stupid, I knew it was going to rain, and I didn't remember to close the window when I left!But fortunately, I just soaked up the book. Fortunately, the floor lamp was not placed in front of the window... I was looking for a rag in a hurry, and suddenly I heard the sound of the engine outside the window getting quieter. I quickly looked up, and the oil bottle was reversing. up.
I'm really a "bearer breaking a stick"... The car lights are very bright, but I can only see the car lights, but I can't see the stuffy oil bottle clearly.Although I didn't know if he was looking at me, I still waved at him.
Suddenly I felt a little unreasonable, why did I deliberately turn off the light to test?Maybe it was to call Hei Glasses last time, and this time maybe it was to turn around and "take care" of Hei Glasses. Because of me just now, didn't you never have a chance?The important thing is, haven't you tortured yourself enough last night, haven't you already analyzed the results? !So, stop thinking about it, that's it!
Downstairs returned to silence and darkness.I thought again of the most reasonable possibility I analyzed last night, and felt angry and a little... itchy?I can't describe it clearly, it's just a very complicated feeling, very uncomfortable, I couldn't help rubbing the fabric on my chest, but it didn't relieve it.During the time when I was alone with Poker Ping, I didn't have this kind of mood. At that time, I was happy.It seems that since the appearance of black glasses, this feeling has become stronger?It seemed that something was constantly falling, and it weighed heavily on my heart.So, this is why I always get angry for no reason afterwards?Am I... jealous? !
impossible!
When the foreigner grabbed my hand and wanted to kiss me just now, I was obviously extremely resistant...so I absolutely cannot be gay!It is absolutely impossible to like a man!Even if that guy is Poker Bottle, it's still impossible!
Cutting off this assumption, I quickly found a rag and mop to wipe the side table and the surrounding ground clean. After sweating, I let out a sigh of relief and collapsed on the sofa, lighting a cigarette.It seems that this cigarette has been suffocated for too long, and I need this long-lost nicotine very much. I smoke deeply and urgently.
However, this worry is like exhaled smoke. I thought it had blown away and disappeared, but in fact, it had already quietly lurked around. The smell of smoke was everywhere on my body, on my clothes, even on the sofa and walls in this room. .If you want to completely remove it, you can only do a big cleaning, or even decorate... Yes!Haven't showered yet!I quickly snuffed out the cigarette, walked into the bathroom, took off all my clothes and threw them into the washing machine, closed the shower curtain and took a shower.
The suite Erye left for Xiao Hua is a typical old house with a small bathroom and kitchen.Fake two-bedroom, the small hall at the entrance can't be used as a living room, but can be used as a dining room if it is exhausted.There are two bedrooms, the small one Xiaohua lived in when she was studying opera, and the big one is the second master's bedroom and living room.Because it is spacious and bright, I naturally lived in a large room when I moved here, and I didn’t buy any furniture. The desk, sofa, cabinet, and old-fashioned wooden double bed were left untouched, and I just used old ones.One is that I think it’s good to have something to use, since I’m alone anyway, there’s no need to make such a big fuss; the other is that I think that if Xiaohua comes back one day, she can see that the house is still the same, after all, I’m just a tenant. Not the master.
It may have something to do with the high humidity in the rainy day and the small bathroom. As the steam gradually filled the small space surrounded by the shower curtain, I suddenly felt a tightness in my chest.But this dark toilet didn't even have an exhaust fan. It felt like a stone was blocked in my heart, not to mention that I couldn't get rid of it after taking a shower, but it made things worse.
I hurriedly applied the bath lotion, thinking of a quick fix so that I could go out to get some air, but when the foam got under my body, my hands suddenly paused, and I had some strange thoughts.I tried to masturbate a few times, and I felt a little bit, so I exhaled, raised my left hand to support the wall brick, and concentrated on masturbating with my right hand. Comeon, don't care if it's Teacher Cang or Maria, come to my mind.I closed my eyes and tried to think back to those porn pictures that I downloaded and shared with my bedmate. My body understood it by itself, and I manipulated it in my favorite way while thinking.In order to concentrate and find a feeling, he also put his head against the wall to stabilize his body.But... maybe the oxygen is really too thin, I can't breathe, my brain starts to lack oxygen and I feel dizzy, and even Teacher Cang's face gradually becomes blurred as if covered by fog, but this You are a stubborn thing, but you still refuse to give me a good time.
I cursed "fuck" inwardly, stopped the movements of my hands irritably, gasped for a few breaths, hurriedly washed off the foam on my body, wiped it indiscriminately, and ran out of the bathroom.The cool air from the air conditioner made people feel more comfortable.
Nothing could go wrong!I am a healthy and healthy man without a girlfriend. I have been busy with work for such a long time. I can’t even use my girlfriend on my right hand!I suddenly became stubborn, and I didn’t care about my clothes. I walked directly to the desk, turned on the laptop, rummaged through the folder, and then wanted to shoot myself. Why did I put it so hidden in the first place!And, how long has it been since I watched this thing... Where are the girls, come out!I clicked through each folder layer by layer. I even clicked and checked the folder where TM put the graduation thesis, but I still couldn't find it.
I was completely discouraged now, I sat down, my upper body slumped on the desk, the glass plate was cold, icy my hot face and arms.I stretched out my hand to turn on the desk lamp. The warm yellow light source of the old desk lamp was very comfortable, and it illuminated the warm color feeling of the Rilakkuma paper box containing the gingerbread men... I changed the direction and didn’t look at it, which just happened to chill me the other half of the face.In this way, I saw the disk I borrowed from Xiuxiu again. Thinking of that..."Happy Together", I stretched out my hand towards it unexpectedly, accompanied by a strong sense of tension and fear.It was as if the CD case was a ticking time bomb, and I was a rookie bomb defuser "brickman", the time I stretched out my hand was infinitely prolonged, my breathing also became rapid, and I could even hear my own heartbeat beating like a drum There was a sound, but the moment he touched the disk case, he withdrew his hand like an electric shock.
What the hell am I doing!Wu Xie, if you don't die, you won't die!
I immediately sat upright, with some lingering fears in my heart.Go to sleep, go to sleep, just wake up!I muttered about hypnotizing myself.Look, it's already three o'clock, and I have to go to work early in the morning.By the way, the phone is out of battery, so I have to charge it and set the alarm clock.However, after searching in the bag for a long time, I couldn't find it.
Sparta is gone...
Fuck, I lost my phone? !
Ahhh, it's a new one, more than a month's salary!Now I can't even think about the thing below me, my whole brain goes blank, and a big word "empty" literally appears on the top of my head.Although I knew the result, I still tried to dial my number with the landline, but of course the phone was turned off.
At this time, I suddenly thought of something, my Weibo is still logged into the official account of the Playful event!This time, the whole person was completely covered in white sweat.Money is something outside of the body, if something goes wrong with this thing, it will kill me!I hurriedly used the computer to change the password, and after confirming that there was no problem at all, I wiped off my sweat and silently told myself to calm down, calm down, then waved the "empty" on the top of my head and replaced it with "wu", and put my legs on the chair. , Imagining myself as a smart brother Yixiu, close your eyes and meditate, oh no, close your eyes and think back.
First of all, when I came out of the bar, my mobile phone must be there, and the taxi also answered the call from Poker Bottle, and the phone died halfway through the conversation, and then...then Poker Bottle turned into an exploding Coke bottle, and then The driver slams on the brakes...all my phone memories stop here.
So, did it fall into the taxi while braking?Damn, what a **** motherfucker, this boring oil bottle that costs a thousand dollars!When he made a fuss, not only did I lose my mobile phone, I didn’t even take the taxi ticket.What about the license plate number Beijing B?Which operating company?It's a pity that the taxi's operating certificate recalled in his mind is as unclear as Mr. Cang who was separated by the water vapor just now.
Will Poker Bottle remember the license plate number?His memory seems to be quite good, didn't he remember the address I reported to the driver on the night of the elevator horror?Can... ask him?Wait, thinking of Poker Bottle, I suddenly remembered something.When we moved the black glasses together, some things in my backpack fell out, so the zipper of the backpack was not closed when I got out of the taxi.Why is the zipper not zipped properly?Could it be that when I got out of the car, I subconsciously wanted to put my phone away?In the end, because the arm was pulled by Poker Bottle, one hand was not straight, so the zipper gave up?
Probably.
So... it is also possible that the mobile phone was dropped into the car at that time?
It seems that the only way to confirm it is with him.My first reaction was stupid, I wanted to quickly call him with my mobile phone to ask... Damn it, I almost forgot that I was looking for a mobile phone when I got excited, but I couldn't remember his mobile phone number.By the way, business card business card!If I remember correctly, it should have been confiscated, and it is tucked in the invincible notepad.
I quickly regained my senses from Ikki, and jumped off the chair to get my backpack.But after finding the business card, he hesitated again. Is it appropriate to call in the middle of the night?It stands to reason that he should be home by this time. After tossing around for so long and having to remove his heavy black glasses, he must be tired too, should he wash up and go to sleep?
Does it fit?Does it fit?Does it fit?
However, I was really in a hurry, no matter whether the phone was dropped in his car or in a taxi, I had to rely on him.It's okay to get off his car, but it will be troublesome if you really get into a taxi.I didn't even set the chain screen password, if my brother pulls other guests, it will be really bad luck!Although it's been so long and I don't have too many expectations, but there is always such a 0.01% hope in life, isn't it...
I'm in such a hurry, and Pokerfinger is so nice, you won't blame me if you get quarreled, um, I'm sure you won't blame me... right?Also, didn't black glasses "sleep" for 10 hours?So now I'm calling and he shouldn't know?I can only silently pray that the oil bottle is not asleep. If I do, I won’t wake up... And, most importantly, I glanced at the landline next to the sofa, and silently made the cross in my heart, Uncle Jesus bless you Poker-Face will answer when he sees an unfamiliar number in the middle of the night.
As a result... no one answered, the phone was a long "beep-beep-beep", and every "beep" was a "beep" that made my heart beat.This is definitely the rhythm of sleeping!Several times I wanted to hang up directly, but I thought I’d already quarreled with others. What a pity if they woke up and looked for their mobile phones, and I hung up at this time, oh no, how annoying.
Just when I felt that I had witnessed the dryness of the sea for a long time, I thought it was over, the call would be automatically hung up immediately, and I silently slandered that it turned out that Boyouping is a person who cannot wake up from thunder and sleeps like a dead pig. pass!
"Hey."
"Hey little brother!"
Because of my impatience, we both spoke again at the same time.Pokerfing obviously hesitated for a moment: "Wu Xie?"
"Well, it's me! I'm sorry to call you so late. I'm really in a hurry. Didn't it disturb you to sleep?"
"No, I'm taking a shower, what's wrong?"
bath?So, although I didn't disturb Poker bottle's sleep, did I disturb him to take a bath? !Somehow, when I think of this, the focus of my mind is thickened, and I am completely filled with this kind of picture-running out halfway through washing, wet, holding the phone as naked as me, and even my hair is dripping Stuffy oil bottle... Maybe it's still a big back?And, Poker Bottle was so close to me in the car, wearing a translucent white shirt soaked in rain, with wet hair pushed back to the back of his head, and there seemed to be a large mysterious tattoo on his chest...
I swallowed my saliva, my face was a little hot, even the breath I exhaled was hot, and I even started to feel uneasy about my naked appearance.I wanted to put on clothes, maybe it would be better after I put them on, but the phone line prevented me from walking towards the closet, and the phone was pulled to the ground with a "snap".Damn, I forgot I was using a landline again!I quickly bent down to pick it up, but when I picked it up, I accidentally pressed the number key with my hand, making a "beep".
"Wu Xie?"
I guess it was because I didn't answer and made these strange noises, Poker Face called me, and I just came back to my senses.I panic JB!What's the matter with no clothes on, and it's not a videophone.Besides, the same gentlemen, even if they really face each other without clothes, so what?Even if they face each other without clothes and take a shower together, it's not a problem!Isn't the stuffy, crowded public bathhouse in the university very enjoyable!
I took a breath quietly, calmed down, poured out all the important points in one breath, and said incoherently: "Yes! I just dropped something, brother, what, I seem to have lost my phone, no, it's me I think the phone may have been dropped in your car, did you see it when you got out of the car? Maybe it was in the back row."
Poker bottle probably thought about it for a while before replying to me: "No..."
My heart skipped a beat, and I could imagine him shaking his head right now.It seems that I really fell into a taxi. It seems that the 0.01% hope in life does not belong to me?
"Oh...it's okay, it might have fallen into a taxi...Little brother, do you still remember the license plate number?"
"Well, Beijing B00370."
Damn, I really don't admire it, he really remembered!I couldn't touch the pen for a while, so I could remember it now, so I hurriedly said to him: "Thank you, brother, then you can continue to wash it, don't catch a cold, I will check the taxi company and phone number. Good night."
"Wu Xie."
"what?"
"I'll go down and have a look. You wait for my call and I'll call you later."
"No, no, you have to wash up and go to bed, it's so late!"
"I didn't pay attention just now, you wait for my call."
"Then...then I'll trouble you." A little hope rekindled in my heart, maybe it really rolled into the corner of the back row, and he didn't pay much attention when he moved the black glasses.Unexpectedly, the persistence and persistence of this Poker Bottle is actually quite cute.
"Wu Xie."
"Ah."
"...Don't be polite to me."
"Well...Okay, thank you...then...then I'll wait for your call!"
These polite expressions are just used to me, who... who wants to be polite to you!It's really awkward not to let me say it suddenly... After hanging up the phone, the first thing I did was find out the clothes and put them on. Then, while I still remembered the license plate number, I found the phone number of the operating company. I didn't rush to call, so I sat on the sofa and stared at landline.I want to wait for the news of Poker Bottle first, I hope it is good news.
The stuffy oil bottle didn't keep me waiting too long.Although I knew the phone would definitely ring, I was still startled by the sudden ringing of "Ring Ring Ring" in the middle of the night.
"How about it?"
"found it."
I don't know which one of us is more anxious, and we spoke at the same time.So I was stunned for a second before I realized that the three words Poker-Face said just now were good news!My waist straightened immediately, I couldn't control my joy at all, and I didn't know how to express it in body language and language: "Ah, that's great, thank you brother! I thought I lost it just now, I'm so anxious. Let me just say, I can't recite it until I lose the mobile phone I just bought. Is it in the back row?"
"Well, it slipped under the passenger seat."
"Haha, it's really...not worrying..." I almost said "the little goblin who grinds people".
"out of battery."
"Well, I know, the taxi suddenly ran out of battery while talking to you."
Poker-Face paused: "I thought...you hung up on me."
This time it was my turn to be stunned.Damn, didn't realize that.Isn't it like hanging up someone's phone when you say that the battery is out of power?No wonder Pokerfing suddenly sped up and overtook us to stop us. It turned out that he thought... "How could I hang up on you..."
"Send it to you."
"Huh?" Poker-finger's sudden change of subject made me unable to follow for a while.
"Now send it to you, mobile phone."
"No, no, no! What time is it? Don't make a trip. I don't have anything urgent to use. Just know that you haven't lost it."
Poker Ping seemed to think about it for a while, and said, "Then at noon, I'll go find you and bring it to you, and we'll have a meal together."
"Brother, your company is so far away, you don't need to go to war for a mobile phone, just send it to me tomorrow when you have time." I don't want him to drive around, it's a hassle, and the lunch break is just a little time.And he came to the company to look for me, I was really nervous, even thinking of black glasses.
"Express delivery is not safe."
"It's okay, if you lose it or break it, let them pay for it, hehe."
Poker Bottle paused for a while: "Okay." His tone sounded a little downcast.Could it be that he... thinks I'm hiding from him?Then I remembered that he might have heard me scold foreigners...
"Hey brother!"
"Ah."
"You...you really, just send it to me by express, so what..." I suddenly remembered about Live, and quickly changed the subject, "Friday, let's see each other on Friday. What's delicious, let's go and taste it together." After speaking, he waited nervously for his reply.
"Okay. Do you want to charge it for you?"
Fortunately, my little brother is not a hypocritical, fragile glass heart, otherwise my glass heart should be broken into slag, don't sleep tonight.Of course it’s great that charging is so considerate, and it can be used when I get it tomorrow... I was about to open my mouth to say yes, but suddenly I realized something.Fuck, if he sees 10086, how can he explain it!He looks so shameless... Even if the Poker Oil Bottle is not a glass heart, it is still a glass bottle. How can an oil bottle be made of bulletproof glass?
Although I don't think Pokerfing is the kind of person who flips through people's mobile phones randomly, but being a thief is really guilty. "No, no need to charge! I'll just charge it myself tomorrow. Brother, go upstairs quickly, don't feed the mosquitoes outside, go to bed early!"
"Well, you go to bed early too, good night."
"Yeah, good night, little brother." I exhaled, the obsessive Poker bottle is also cute if not persistent occasionally...
But, Jue, how can I sleep so well?I was gloriously insomniac, and when I closed my eyes it was like a movie was playing in my head.It’s not that I’m about to die and need to look back before I die, so I don’t have to ask me to recall what happened today over and over again... I’m tossing and turning “pancakes” over and over again, and my mood is still up and down.I got up several times, drank water, went to the toilet, and after I turned the lamp on and off several times, I simply turned it off.Illuminated by the warm yellow old desk lamp, it seems to be a little more at ease.It wasn't until the sky gradually brightened and the brightness of the lights gradually weakened that I closed my eyes in a daze.
I slept too little, and when the alarm clock of my old mobile phone rang, my eyes were so painful that I couldn't open them at all.I wanted to take it easy, but I closed my eyes and fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that it was past nine o'clock.I jumped up straight, rushed into the bathroom, washed up quickly, and was about to go out after getting dressed, only to see that the lamp was turned on all the time.What a waste of electricity!
It was past ten o'clock when I arrived at the company, and the sister at the front desk stopped me who was in a hurry: "Wu Xie wait a minute, I have your things!"
"Something? Oh oh oh, I see!" It must be a mobile phone!When did the express delivery come so fast?
The sister at the front desk smiled with an expression I couldn't understand, picked up a paper bag on the table and pushed it to me: "Hey Wu Xie, who is that guy? He's so handsome!"
Listening to what she said, I glanced at the paper bag... The courier will definitely not deliver it in such a bag, besides, which courier boy is as handsome as that stuffy oil bottle boy?This stuffy oil bottle... Didn't I just let you deliver it, why did you make a special trip!Let’s go once every time. Why do you wave your sleeves early in the morning without taking away a piece of cloud? If you think the express delivery is not safe, you let... let the black glasses bring it... I suddenly realized that, Could it be that he remembered that I didn't want the leader to know that I had witnessed his embarrassment, so he made a special trip?
Feeling very complicated, I grabbed the bag tightly, opened my mouth and went back to my sister at the front desk. "That person is..." It's a fool... I almost said it, but I changed the subject and returned her other words, "You are handsome, don't worry about it, you already have someone."
"Who cares about it! I'm just asking. Oh, go in quickly, and watch you make trouble!"
"Hey, although I'm not as handsome as that guy, I'm not good enough to affect the appearance of the city. I'm sorry for the country, I'm sorry for the party, right?"
"Wu Xie, you look good, but your image is completely ruined by poverty."
"Oh, you girls are so difficult to serve!"
I said hello to Fatty and Aning and said it was late, but they didn't say anything.From the looks of it, he definitely didn't see Poker Bottle.I looked at the side of the black glasses again, he hasn't come yet, maybe he hasn't woken up yet?After booting up and logging in to MSN, I saw that Boyoufeng was already online. I was a little puzzled, when did he come here?Should the front desk go to work at 08:30 or at [-]:[-]?
"Brother, I got the phone." Remembering that he said don't be polite to him, I don't know what to say. After thinking about it, I typed again, "You still made a special trip, didn't sleep for a few hours... "
After waiting for a while, Poker Face returned to me: "It's okay, I woke up when I couldn't fall asleep."
This...is one person insomnia, and the whole world insomnia?Can't sleep even if you are stuffy?
"Brother, are you sleepy? Take a nap at noon, go back to bed early tonight."
"Ah, you too."
"Okay, then I'll go to work first. The activity report will be sent to you today."
"Okay, hard work."
"It's not hard, it's work, it should be, brother, don't be too polite to me."
"Ah."
After closing the dialog box, I plan to charge the phone first.After all, it’s easy to talk about the event on Weibo, and the webpage is fine, but WeChat must use a mobile phone.But when I took out the phone, I found that even though it was turned off, the battery was 100% charged.Sure enough, is it still charging me? !Poker bottle is indeed a persistent Poker bottle... Then why can't he fall asleep? Could it be that he saw the broken glass bottle of 10086?Is he only charging but not turning it on, or is he turning it off if he sees something and is afraid that I will know?
Damn, besides worrying about whether he knows the words I scolded foreigners, I also have to worry about 10086... So, all day long, I was struggling with work, and my heart became covered with countless petals I squatted in the corner, playing with those petals silently in my heart: He heard, he didn't hear, he saw, he didn't see... I can't finish picking.
The black glasses came after the lunch break. At that time, the fat man and I had just finished lunch and were smoking in the stairwell. He opened the door and came in.I just greeted him, didn't say much, and couldn't face the leader who was grinning, rubbing his neck and moving his waist at all.Seeing this, the fat man asked him what happened.
The black glasses replied: "I... don't know, I drank too much yesterday, I didn't even know how to get home, and then I slept until noon before getting up, and when I got up, I found myself lying on the bed, my whole body hurt, the most painful It's the back of the neck, eh, by the way, fat man, show me." As he spoke, he turned around.
The fat man took a look at his collar and was shocked: "Oh blind brother, there is a green seal, did you drink too much?"
The black glasses rubbed his waist again, kicked his legs, and said: "I don't remember, my waist hurts too, shit, I have to call and ask those grandchildren."
"..." Immediately, I had the idea of being dishonest. Fortunately, he didn't know that I was there during the whole process yesterday.
After the black glasses smoked, he went back to drink water and make a phone call. Fatty and I went to the bathroom.On the way, the fat man smiled wretchedly, and whispered to me mysteriously, "I think the fat man looks like he had drunken sex yesterday, and the couple played really intensely, hehehe..."
Knowing the truth, I simply didn't know whether to cry or laugh, so I could only pretend to be esoteric and replied "um".I think, at least the fat man guessed half of it right, the intensity is true, but it's not the kind of S or M he thought.
Later, while peeing, I wondered if I should go downstairs and buy two cups of coffee and one of the black glasses.No, no, no, this kind of abnormal behavior is easier to expose, the typical no silver here is 300 taels!I inhaled, zipped it up, and thought I'd better bow to him three times silently in my heart.
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