Wu Xie, see you!

After tossing and tossing, I even went to the toilet again, and I finally waited until almost noon, but I didn't know how many words to buy for electricity.I met the salesperson for a while and asked her, only to get an impatient sentence from her, "It depends on how much you use".Knowing that there is a tiered power cut, I bought 1000 characters on the verge of a price increase. In the end, I couldn't control my mouth, and asked her: "How long can 1000 characters last?" The eldest sister read it Looking at me, I said in a very speechless manner: "It depends on how much you use."

Eldest sister, are you sent by the elder brother wearing sunglasses to play with me... I lost my mind, nodded my thanks quickly, and got up to make room for the people behind me.It's my own problem. I can't blame others for my poor living ability. I will start to be self-reliant from today, and I will make a note when I go back.

When I got home and inserted the electric card into the meter, and after the electricity was settled, I went downstairs to the property of the community, hoping that they would fix the lights on the first floor.There is no one in the property, it seems that everyone has gone to eat.Finally, I met someone who came back and explained the matter to him, but he said that this matter is out of his control, and asked me to come back at what time on Monday and talk to so and so.

Damn, I have to go to work on Monday!This kind of irresponsible nonsense made my head dizzy, my temples were throbbing, the property fee in the old community was very low, and there was no owner’s committee in the legend, but you can’t either... I feel a fire in my heart .It may be that I smoked too much, and I was irritable and didn't drink any water. When I went out, I suddenly found that my throat was a little tight when I swallowed, and I still felt a faint pain. I guess I got angry again.

It was a waste of a trip, and I had to go home with luck.When I entered the house, I checked all the electrical appliances in the house. There was no problem, but there was no hot water in the electric water heater, so I couldn't take a shower. I could only wash my face, feet and slippers.The air was a bit humid and stuffy. I wanted to turn on the air conditioner, but I was afraid that I would still feel cold. After weighing it up, I turned up the temperature a bit, then got into the thin quilt directly, and checked the activity status with my mobile phone while lying under the quilt.

I was not feeling well, and Meng also sold very hard. After I finally got WeChat and logged in to Weibo, I found a shocking thing: Xiaohua’s contest photo of Yu Ji was reposted a lot, and I was more optimistic than before. The number of reposts of a huge and funny picture is high.I looked at the forwarded content carefully, and I was a little dumbfounded, "I have hidden merit and fame, I can only help you here"... Moreover, Xiaohua and I have gained some fans, and I instantly became clear. The eight microblogs show that Xiaohua is a man, and he is rich and handsome, and Aite gave me in the content of the competition, and my Weibo is also very obviously owned by an old man, so they misunderstood us when they read the content of the Weibo What's up.

These days, what the hell happened to everyone?There is no friendship and brotherhood between men and men?It's not that I haven't seen this kind of thing on the Internet. In fact, I know that most people are just joining in the fun and joking, but it's the first time it's my turn, and I still can't tell what I feel.Being made such a joke, maybe I would have followed suit and laughed at myself in the past, just for fun, but at this moment, the anger is still uncontrollably bubbling from the heart, and there is nowhere to vent it.I can only throw the phone aside, cover my head with a quilt, and sleep with my eyes closed.

After a while, my stomach and stomach suddenly hurt so much that I curled up into a ball.When I couldn't bear it any longer, I jumped up and ran into the bathroom. I really had glorious diarrhea.Damn, it's not gastroenteritis, is it?I don't know what caused it to eat. This kind of situation can probably rule out the possibility of catching a cold.

I didn't even remember how many times I ran to the toilet before I finally fell asleep in a daze.When I woke up, the room was very dark, but I looked at my phone, but it was not yet five o'clock. It was too cloudy.In fact, I didn't wake up naturally, I was woken up by discomfort. There was no refreshment in my body, and my throat was dry and sore, like a walnut stuffed, and the whole body was swollen.There was also a thin layer of sweat on his body, but he felt cold again when he lifted the quilt.The remote control was not with me, and I didn't even have the energy to turn off the air conditioner, so I didn't bother to move.My stomach was empty after several tosses, and I was a little hungry, but my intestines were still rumbling and aching.

At this time, I really want Lihua to call out "Mom..." weakly with rain, if only she was at home.I raised my hand enough to reach the wallet on the desk, and in the dim light, I opened it to look at the family portrait inside.

Before graduation, my second uncle asked me to go back to Hangzhou to work in his company many times, but I didn't want to go back and insisted on staying here.In fact, I am not very ambitious, I am just young and frivolous, thinking that since I have grown up, I should leave the protective circle of my family to live independently. Later, my mother stood by my side to support me, and my second uncle didn't say anything more .

At that time, although I was not ambitious, ready to go, and even a little confused, I didn't know what the future was waiting for me, but once I put on the bachelor's uniform, I still had the unknown and brand new future. A lot of anticipation, just look at how happy I was smiling at that time.But now I suddenly don't know if I made a mistake in this decision, if I didn't stay here...wouldn't it be better to go home and be my prince?

This time I didn't lie to others, I really missed her, wanted to always understand me but nagged my mother.It's just that there isn't even a living creature around me that can talk to me and relieve my depression. I actually thought about whether to adopt a meow star person or not, and it can warm my bed.Almost involuntarily, I thought of that day when Poker-Face wanted to comfort me but was at a loss, not knowing what to say. "Wu..." Wu didn't say a fart for a long time, and he almost cried stupidly by his reaction.Based on the later experience, I seem to know now that when he learned that he was cheated, the action he reached out to me should be... want to hit me.

I froze for a moment, and found myself thinking about something related to Poker Bottle, it was as if a hole had been poked in my heart.Can't think about it!I hurriedly called a stop, gritted my teeth, lifted the quilt and sat up, rubbing my face.So why do you do that, why do you say it... Like the original, hello, hello, hello, everyone, okay?

There is nothing left now.

The heart that was poked into a hole instantly became empty again, as if I could understand what it felt like to sing "Like Duckweed" by so-and-so.I thought about it, turned on the desk lamp, found the cell phone wrapped in the quilt, and sent a message to "Black Glasses".

"I don't have any free CDs at home, so I can give them to you before July, right?"

I thought to myself, he probably didn't know about me and Poker Finger, but Poker Finger didn't come home all night, and it was the day of the Live. It was such a "coincidence" that I still felt guilty.After waiting anxiously for a while, I finally received a reply.

"Well, no rush."

Just as I was about to breathe a sigh of relief, I realized that the tone of the text message was completely indistinguishable... I, my dizzy, loose yellow child, was not allowed to think too much, and my stomach felt cramped again with a strong gurgling sound.How can I care about those sunglasses!I was so anxious that even if there was an earthquake or a fire at this moment, I would have to go to the toilet first!

As the saying goes, a good man can't stand three bubbles.When I came out of the toilet, my legs were so weak that I felt as if I had lost my bones. I trembled three times when I walked, my head and throat were excruciatingly painful, and after three consecutive sneezes, I had a runny nose.Damn... Is this gastroenteritis after eating bad, or a stomach flu?It may be related to dehydration. I was extremely thirsty, wanted to drink water but was too lazy to boil it, so I took a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, and endured a sore throat and drank half of the bottle in one breath.

I'm too imaginary, I don't even have the energy to scold my mother or be hypocritical, it seems that I have to eat, but when I open the refrigerator, there are only quick-frozen dumplings. I boiled the water, and I found out that the dumplings have not had time to reheat after they have melted It was frozen well, but it broke when I pulled it.I suddenly lost my appetite, so I got angry and threw the half box of dumplings into the trash can and turned off the fire.If possible, I really want to sit down on the ground and yell, this day is fucking unbearable.

But life can't be passed, people still have to eat.I could only use my anger and resentment as energy, and then I sank into my dantian, changed into a pair of trousers, put on my shoes, took my wallet and planned to go out and buy something to eat.But it is estimated that the person who committed the crime of Tai Sui and poor character is just like me. I just walked out of the corridor and did not walk a few steps when I heard the faint sound of thunder coming from the sky in the distance.Damn, I'm just...#￥@*& with a fucking sad face, I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said to myself that I am so virtuous, are you so embarrassed?

I think the attribute of my chicken-blooded Superman is simply not covered.I was like that at the time, and I was still in the mood to complain about myself.I said in my heart that if one day, I have the opportunity to write an autobiography for myself, then it is estimated that the events of these two days will take up more than half of the book.As for the whole book, it must be full of my deep resentment, like Sadako's video tape, whoever follows me has diarrhea.No no no, this is too poisonous, I can't curse the friends who bought my book.I thought it was a big brain hole, and I thought too much for my own entertainment. At that time, I didn't know that there would be a day later... I won't talk about it here.In short, Mr. Zhang, please put away my grievances.

I'm not sure if it's because of the unhygienic eating in the market that caused my diarrhea. Naturally, I dare not eat on this street again, so I thought about going to the supermarket to buy some convenience food to fill my stomach and restore some strength.Fearing that it would rain, the supermarket didn't dare to procrastinate. I endured the faint abdominal pain and quickly finished it, but when I came out, the wind still blew up, the leaves were rustling, and with the rumbling thunder, raindrops began to fall.At first, it was just a drop, and the raindrops silently dazed a few small black spots on the ground.The supermarket is not far from home, only a few hundred meters away, just at the north entrance of the street. I quicken my pace and try to get back before it starts to rain.But before I turned the corner and entered the market, the raindrops became bigger and faster, hitting the ground and me.The bean-sized wet spots on the ground quickly became dense, and the rain came so quickly that it looked like a thunderstorm.

Some of the passers-by yelled twice, like a signal, those who came prepared opened their umbrellas one after another, and those without umbrellas covered their foreheads or heads with their hands, and ran away in a hurry stand up.But I can't run, because I don't have the physical strength, I'm afraid of my stomach... I seem to be the only one in the crowd, still walking step by step in the same way, maybe I am a calm person in the eyes of others, but I am not.My heart was not peaceful at all, but paradoxically, I did not have any particularly strong emotions.

Soon, the number of people in the middle of the road gradually decreased, and the raindrops formed a line.As I was walking, I heard the sound of a car engine behind me. Before I could get out of the way, the driver impatiently honked his horn.I hurried to the side of the road and stood in front of a fruit stand that was being hastily covered with plastic sheeting.The car passed by, and the driver seemed to give me a sideways glance.I just watched the car drive away indifferently, there was no source of fire in my heart, the rain hit my eyes, and I blinked.

Humans are very similar to ants. A group of ants will always come without knowing when, and only a few scattered ones will remain in a blink of an eye.The same is true of the street being hit by rain.Curtain call, curtain call, this time it’s really the end of the show, only me and the empty drink bottle that was left behind in the theater.I nodded to the stall owner, stood under his sun umbrella, and looked at the small shop across the street in a daze.

The stall owner next to me is so close to me, it also seems that I am out of place here.It seems that everyone has their own direction and destination. They all belong here and are part of the painting. Only me, although standing here, is more like a person looking at the painting.I thought I was familiar with this place after living here for the past few days, but it seems that it was the first time I took a closer look at it today. The small shop selling fake designer bags on the opposite side had a nonsensical name.

The street suddenly became so strange.

The rain was very loud, hitting the umbrellas loudly.Fortunately, the wind is not strong, and only occasionally the rain will fly in.Neither the stall owner nor I care.I took out a cigarette from my pocket and handed him one too.His fingers were very rough, typical of those who did rough work. The black stains had already embedded in the texture of the skin and the crevices of the nails, and they became old stains that could never be washed off.He smiled sincerely, and said thank you, with an unrecognizable accent, and his teeth were a little yellow.The weather-beaten face is very vicissitudes, and the lines on his face are also deep, but it can still be seen that he is not very old, probably about 40 years old, or less.

I quietly looked at my finger holding the cigarette. Apart from the calluses from practicing calligraphy when I was a child, I saw that it was a pampered hand that had never done any work.Although everyone has their own destiny, everyone is working hard to survive.The road was chosen by myself, and it was not too rough.I'm such a big man, I have food and drink, and the air conditioner is in the office all day, and I don't need to be exposed to the wind and the sun. Isn't it just sick? What is there to feel sorry for?

I threw the cigarette on the ground and stamped it out, took a breath, and signaled to him that I was leaving.But he said, "Oh boy, it's raining, let's go when the rain subsides." I shook my head at him.Seeing that I insisted on leaving, he suddenly and quickly stuffed an apple into the plastic bag I was carrying.I froze for a moment, not understanding what he meant, and wanted to take it out and return it to him.Now I really don't want to take advantage of anyone and owe anyone favors.As a result, he only made one movement, and asked me to stop my movement, smiled at him and said, "Thank you then" - he just raised the cigarette in his hand to me.

There is a small grocery store next to the fake bag shop, the color is pink and tender, it looks like it is open to female college students.There is a small table at the entrance of the store, with a row of folding umbrellas on it.I thought that my umbrella was still with the fat man, and if it rained again in the past two days, it would be useless, so I braved the rain and walked to the opposite side as soon as possible, and got into the door.There was music and screams in the store. I brushed the water from my hair and took a look. It turned out that there was a round, brightly colored small TV on the counter, and the owner of the shop was watching a concert.The picture quality and sound quality are very rough, like the pirated version posted on the Internet.

I looked down and looked around, and the colors of the umbrellas were too girly, so I asked her if she had other colors.She asked me what color I wanted, and I thought for a while and replied, "Dark."

She smiled and said, "Folding umbrellas are for rain or shine. There are no dark ones, but there are long-handled umbrellas." She pointed.I looked along and saw a small wooden barrel behind me, with several rainbow umbrellas stuck in it, and one... black one in the gap.Looking at the small piece of black exposed, I stayed there.His heart suddenly throbbed and numb, as if he had been hit by an electric baton, and the current traveled along the nerves to the palms and fingertips.I clenched my fists, forced a smile, and asked, "Only black ones?"

The shopkeeper looked away from the TV: "The ones that come in are all in color, don't you like black ones? It's better for boys to use black ones." It's not that I don't like black... I bit my lower lip and stretched out my fists towards it. shot.The moment I pulled it out, I obviously felt that my hands were shaking, completely uncontrollable.

The weight is different, it seems to be a little heavier.I put down the plastic bag in my hand, held it up with one hand, touched it with the other, and turned it around again.The umbrella surface fabric is also different, it feels thinner and rougher, and the texture of the umbrella handle is not so comfortable to hold.

"Can you open it and have a look?" I asked her.

"Look," she replied.

I opened the umbrella buckle, shook it, pushed the umbrella out the door and pressed it down. With a "bang", it opened smoothly.I looked at the umbrella ribs inside again before closing it.The workmanship is inferior in all aspects... "How much?" I put away the umbrella and walked towards the counter.The little girl said 50. "Let's make it cheaper." If it wasn't for her being unreasonable, I don't think it's worth it. I really don't have the strength to bargain with her at this time.But she definitely had to buy an umbrella, so even though she said it would be cheaper for her, she was already reaching into her pocket.

"You get what you pay for. Folding umbrellas are cheap, 10 yuan a piece. If this kind of workmanship is good, the purchase price is high."

I said in my heart that I should not take it out to talk about the work, it is too far away... I opened the wallet and looked at it, thinking that she is not losing money anyway, and it is enough to give her 30, but the change is not enough, so I still don’t give me this chance .I suddenly felt annoyed. Thinking about it carefully, I will go to work the day after tomorrow, and it may not necessarily rain tomorrow. Even if it rains, I may not necessarily go out. Buying an umbrella seems completely unnecessary.

Too lazy to say too much, I put the black umbrella on her counter. "Forget it, I don't drive, and it's inconvenient to carry this kind of umbrella." Then he walked to the door, didn't even choose the color, just took a folding umbrella, took out the only 10 yuan change in his wallet and handed it give her.

She probably saw that I really didn't care, frowned slightly, and smiled again: "You can use the pink one, oh, forget it, this is the black one, I'm sold out, how much do you think. "

I'm still riding a tiger, so it's not appropriate not to buy it?

In the end she sold it to me for 20.I glanced at the black umbrella, smiled wryly, and watched the small TV next to me in order to keep my head from running on the train.The singer was Nicholas Tse, probably at a concert many years ago, with black clothes, a necklace, a LOVE bracelet, and an uninhibited boyish face, and he sang very affectionately.I stared at the screen in a daze, not because it sounded good, but the sound quality was really bad, and there were fans singing along, and it was a Cantonese song. I could only hear the general melody, and I couldn’t quite understand what he was singing, but there were subtitles... …

"Here, count." The little girl smiled and gave me the change.

I just came back to my senses, oh, but didn't count, and stuffed it into my wallet indiscriminately.

"What a pity."

"what?"

"I called you twice, I think you are fascinated by watching, and you like it too?" She pointed to the TV.

The song was very short, it had already been sung, and it turned into another scene, a very noisy song, it seemed to be a collection of concerts carved by myself.Before I could speak, she said to herself, "I like it too. It was composed by Nicholas Tse and it was for Faye Wong."

"Really, I really don't know." I responded symbolically, and my mind turned slowly, only then did I recall that they had been together vigorously, at least ten years ago.

"What a perfect match. When I saw them bravely holding hands in front of the paparazzi, my girlish heart almost cried with happiness," she sighed. Will one day regret that we separated at the beginning?"

I nodded indiscriminately, and gave a "hmm" with a smile. I didn't need to look in the mirror to know how reluctantly I smiled.The concert was so noisy that I couldn't stay for a second, so I quickly picked up the black umbrella, nodded to her, picked up my plastic bag, turned around and left, as if I was running away.

When I went out, the rain poured down, and I realized that I didn't have an umbrella. I was still holding the umbrella in my hand, and I was holding it tightly.I held it up to look at it, and flipped the switch. With a "bang", the black umbrella unfolded, completely blocking my vision.I held it up above my head, and the field of view changed like an old slide projector switching.

In front of me is no longer a familiar and unfamiliar street, but a violent storm... A black umbrella was opened, and the person under the umbrella came towards me, his shirt was soaked.I walked unconsciously, walking very slowly.Different from the picture, the one in the picture is hiding under the umbrella, walking in a hurry, very nervous, being hugged tightly by the shoulders, the rain is cold but his body is warm.The scene changed and the rain subsided. I was lost in a dark alley. Someone got under my umbrella and asked me why I was smirking. We walked side by side holding an umbrella in the long and quiet alley...

Suddenly I felt that I couldn't breathe, and all the strength in my body seemed to be drained. Every foot felt like I was stepping on cotton. What I can't get rid of is the subtitles I just saw.

Don't tell me to thank you too much, the color of the potion is too beautiful

Don't ask me to taste the taste, so happy that I feel paralyzed

Why pamper me and what to eat when I'm healed

Why do you touch me, it's hard for me to get used to the lowest pain

Wu Xie, you are gameover...

Maybe it's because my body is too painful, I really want to squat on the ground and cry like the heroine in the eight o'clock movie, but unfortunately I'm an old man... I'm so fucking useless!Dignified 181 What is Lin Daiyu pretending to be like with a man with a handle!I held on to the umbrella with all my strength, and persisted until I was dying.I call evil, but I don't believe in evil.It must be because I'm sick, isn't it just diarrhea? If I'm sick, I take medicine, and if I miss my mother, I ask for leave and go home.Whatever path you take is your choice.I took a breath, poured all my strength into my feet, turned around, and returned.

"I'm sorry, but I still think folding umbrellas are more convenient. I'll change this one for you and put it here for you." I barely paused, and at the same time, I picked up a folding umbrella at the door, as if there was a scourge behind me. Hearing "Handsome guy, I'll refund your money", I didn't want to, didn't dare to stop.

Instead of going home, I went back to the intersection and went to the pharmacy to buy antidiarrheal medicine.But the auntie, who was wearing a white coat and looked about the same age as my mother, looked me up and down and asked several questions one after another, which made my stomach hurt, and even borrowed a bathroom from her.She said that my symptoms were like gastroenteritis, and I should take anti-inflammatory drugs. If the forced diarrhea is not good, the diarrhea is actually the poison BALABALA in the intestinal tract.He also said that my complexion was too bad, so I held up a gun-like thermometer and pointed it at my forehead, and then told me that it was 37 degrees 8, young man, you have a fever.I just said "Oh" without feeling anything in my heart, as if she wasn't talking about me.

Can't sell me antibiotics without a prescription, so why bother.I don't have the energy to go to the hospital for a test, the quick-frozen wontons are about to melt, and I'm still hungry.Now I just want quick results, preferably like those pills in cartoons, after eating, my blood will be full of blood and my body will be full of chakra... no, full of power.I have nothing to do.

Seeing that I insisted on buying antidiarrheal medicine, my aunt reluctantly took out two kinds.I took a look at the first box and thought hehehe, it’s better not to seal it, although the name of the second box is also strange, Smecta... After that, I almost floated home and cooked wontons in a hurry , After taking the medicine and drinking the medicine, then fell asleep.When I opened my eyes again, I was woken up by a stomachache. The room was pitch black, and the rain had stopped.I went to the toilet, drank water to make medicine, and went to bed again.

But I was so naive to think that if I slept, I would be fine at dawn.When I opened my eyes again, it was already daylight, but I felt as if my soul had been taken out of me.My nose was terribly congested, my throat felt so dry that it was about to bleed, and even breathing hard was hot, and I was covered with a quilt, and even without the air conditioner, I still felt cold.It seems... I don't need a scale to know, I must have a fever.

I thought I shouldn't have a stomachache anymore. I held my head that was about to crack and thought about it for a long time before I figured out what it means to die if you don't die. Hehe, what kind of cold shower should you take? The medicine is fine.Only then did I regret not taking myself seriously, but now I can't get up even if I want to go to the hospital.But it's not a big deal. I caught a cold and had a severe fever once when I was in college, and the cat slept in the dormitory for a day and a night.I put several bottles of mineral water by the bed, drink it when I wake up, and set the alarm clock to wake myself up at noon and evening, and force myself to eat.Fortunately, it doesn't take much effort. The instant egg drop soup can be drunk with hot water, and then I can eat a steamed quick-frozen pork bun, and I throw myself back on the bed when I am full.

One time when I woke up, I saw something on the coffee table in a daze. I didn't know where to get angry. I stepped on the cotton and walked over, and threw the bottle of mineral water wrapped in a paper towel into the wastebasket.When I was about to throw the square wax again, my hand stopped. I felt that it was very pitiful, and it seemed to be much more pitiful than me, so I put it back in its original place.The apple that the owner of the fruit stall gave me was placed on the coffee table tray. I looked at it, thinking that I should do some things quickly, and it would be better not to owe each other.

But I don't have the strength, let's talk about it tomorrow.