Wu Xie, see you!

Can you dress casually for the weekend?

A large space outside the restaurant is just a landscape pool. In the middle of the pool is a sculpture of an ancient figure. The man is holding a paper umbrella on his back, looking up at the sky, his neck stretched out, as if he has been waiting for too long. It's been a long time, but the person he's waiting for is still in the sky, as if seeing each other is far away.

The wooden floor is built around the pool, which looks like a long plank road.Zhang Qiling walked in front, and I followed behind.The way he tucked his slim-fit shirt into his trousers was really picky, otherwise he would turn into a bumpkin or expose his flaws.But he obviously didn't. He really had a good figure, his waist was straight and his hips were very conspicuous.This can't help but remind me of a legendary senior executive in the company. Although he is an uncle, he has an excellent image and temperament.He wore it like this once, and it was still a pair of jeans. He walked in the company and attracted the attention of countless girls along the way.

In contrast, Zhang Qiling's advantages are even more prominent, besides being stable, wealthy and personable, he is young!Probably the same age as the black glasses, right?She has a tender face, and looks like she is three or four years older than me, and, most importantly, don't look too handsome, okay?If he was taken for a walk around the company, Emma, ​​it is estimated that countless holes would be burned out of his body, turning him into a meteorite.

Just as the name of the restaurant reminds people of the romantic West Lake, this restaurant mainly specializes in Hangzhou cuisine, and the dishes have all been innovated and improved, which belong to the new school.Although Zhang Qiling chose this place only because of fame and coincidence, I am still very excited because I am from Hangzhou.

As if he had done his homework, Zhang Qiling flipped through the menu as soon as he came up, and asked the waiter for a few dishes, asking if it was a signature.Based on the names of the dishes he reported and the waiter's suggestions, I don't think I need to recommend them any more.Unlike yesterday, he ordered very simple dishes today, only Ningbo grilled vegetables, Dongpo pork and two bowls of rice.The amount of dishes is not big, Dongpo meat is a small bowl for each person, and there is only one piece in the bowl, but the taste and texture are very good, the fat and thin layers are distinct, and it melts in the mouth. It is an invincible match with rice!The moment the dish was put in my mouth, I even felt homesick.

In Beijing, the better restaurants with Jiangsu and Zhejiang dishes are more expensive. I am busy with work, so I seldom look for good restaurants to eat. It has been a long time since I have eaten hometown dishes.The taste of my hometown suddenly made me feel that everything around me was better, and even Zhang Qiling who was opposite me became very kind.

Knowing that Zhang Qiling had never been to Hangzhou, I told him a lot with great interest, about Hangzhou in my memory, about my childhood fun and embarrassing stories, about the beautiful places in Hangzhou and the places I like, and chatting with him. After talking, I also started to ask about him.

Zhang Qiling's hometown is Guangxi. He grew up in Northeast China. When he was in high school, he went to Germany with his parents because of their work needs. A few years ago, he was transferred back to China by the company and stationed in the imperial capital.His parents were used to the life there and didn't come back with him, and there were almost no relatives in the country.Black Glasses was the only one he had been in contact with intermittently after he went abroad, and the house was close to Zhang Qiling's company, so he has been living with Black Glasses since he returned to China, and he didn't have to pay rent, saving a lot of housing subsidies.

When Zhang Qiling said with a serious face that "a lot of housing subsidies have been saved", I almost laughed out loud. I felt like a serious German trying to imitate a lolita, and the sense of disobedience was too strong.But it can be seen from this that he has lived a lot longer than the Black Glasses Society, and he is a thrifty person.Suddenly, I thought of the phrase that the fat man taught the black glasses, "If you can't calculate, you will be poor." However, since they are all a family, why are they so clearly divided?Could it be that these two people are actually in the AA system?

Throwing away the wandering thoughts, I suddenly realized that Zhang Qiling, like me, was alone in this city except for a few friends.Moreover, I noticed that he didn't mention anything about black glasses.I think I understand that he is not a high-profile person, and he probably doesn't want others to know, so I just asked questions about him wisely.

"Brother, you just said that you don't usually go out and eat at home. Does that mean you can cook?"

"Forget it, eat alone on weekends, it's very casual."

Imagining Zhang Qiling's solitary appearance cooking and eating alone, I couldn't help but want to scold those black glasses!This is too scumbag!You are obviously the only one in the house, but you spend your time outside every day, even if you don't collect rent, you can't leave them alone!I also have resentment if I let it go, and I will kick him if I find a chance to explode!

I cleared my throat, controlled my excessive brain supplementation, and continued to ask: "Then you don't feel bored at home alone?"

Zhang Qiling thought for a while, then shook his head: "I have something to do."

Have something to do?Is it possible that he is also like me, who looks like a human outsider, but when he returns home, he hugs the computer and dies at home?Does my brother also watch cartoons, or play online games?I became curious, and asked boldly, "What do you do?"

"Reading, cooking, cleaning."

"..."

Although I, a dead house, have no position to say anything about others, but this is too much for a housewife, it's so boring to be so old!The black glasses are playing outside every day. After a long time, the two of them will gradually have no common language, and there will definitely be problems.So, I intend to remind him: "Oh...then don't stay at home all the time, young people should come out and walk around more."

Does my sentence sound weird?Why do you look at me with such a delicate expression... I was a little embarrassed, I took the chopsticks to pestle the rice, grinned, and said, "Together...to encourage each other."

Zhang Qiling also looked like he wanted to laugh, and asked me instead: "How are you usually?"

Usually what?Probably asking about my situation. "Oh... I also lived in Faxiao's house. He went abroad, and he didn't miss my rent. He said that the house can't be old and unoccupied, and it's not popular, so I moved in as soon as I graduated, and I saved a lot. Qian, hehe. Three meals and supper are basically settled near the company. Anyway, I often work overtime, and I don’t think there is anything wrong. The main reason is that I am not very good at cooking, so I don’t fire much. When I am full, I cook noodles and fry an egg Something. Isn’t there a saying—Mom is so good that she raises a scumbag? I’m a typical scumbag.”

Zhang Qiling really laughed this time and nodded.

I saw that he was listening seriously, and he didn't seem to find it trivial and boring because of his family's short-sightedness, so I continued: "On weekends and when I don't work overtime, I basically stay at home and rest, watching cartoons, movies, etc., self-cultivation... ...that's why I said mutual encouragement."

As soon as we started chatting, time passed very quickly. We ate a signature dessert after dinner and hurried to pay the bill.This time I rushed to pay, but he pressed me down.He said he invited me today, and showed me a card, either a stored-value card of this restaurant or an ordinary bank card.

In fact, I don't like competing to pay the bill, I think it's fake, so I rubbed my nose and said, "Then brother, you have to give me a chance, let me ask you once."

Zhang Qiling said, "Okay."

The car was blazing hot in the parking lot, and once you got in, it was like being in a steamer. The leather chair burned your butt, the air conditioner was working like crazy, the fan was spinning loudly, and the air outlet was whistling.Zhang Qiling probably thought it was noisy, so he turned up the music volume: "This journey is not tortuous, and we will arrive in a blink of an eye. We are so happy in the car you drive and listen to the songs you listen to..."

I could recognize whose voice it was, and noticed that he was playing a CD instead of a radio, so I asked him, "Brother, do you like Faye Wong?"

Zhang Qiling thought for a while, and said: "I can't say, I just flipped through a few quiet ones and put them in the car."

"Oh, actually, I've only heard those songs that are widely circulated. I haven't heard this one, but it's quite nice."

He saw that I liked it, and even found out the Cantonese version for me to listen to.However, I didn't understand the Cantonese words as soon as I spoke, and the words in Mandarin were still running in my mind, because the words were too graphic.The trees and buildings outside the window passed by me one by one just like in the song. It is not far from the restaurant to the company, and there are still a few traffic lights. Maybe I will arrive soon after listening to this song.

Zhang Qiling was very serious when driving, and it has to be said that he drove quite steadily.I have had a car book for several years. Although I have basically never touched a car after the test, it does not mean that my body feelings have no right to speak.Compared with the fierceness of the fat man and the wildness of the black glasses, if Zhang Qiling loses his job one day, he will definitely not worry, he can go directly to the state guest team.The timing and strength of the accelerator and brakes are simply amazing... Parking, starting, and driving are all so stable that it is outrageous!

After this red light, I will turn into the street of our company. It may be affected by the tune of the song, but I am still a little bit unsatisfied.When I thought of Zhang Qiling saying that he wanted me to accompany him to dinner, and thinking of his pitiful appearance eating alone, and thinking of the black glasses singing and singing outside every night, I actually had the urge to complain about Zhang Qiling.Why are you staying at home like a jerk?Anyway, I owe him a meal, the big one can't afford it, but the small one is fine!So when I saw the injustice, I yelled, no, it was a suggestion: "Brother, there is a courtyard in our company, and the restaurant inside is affordable and delicious, do you want to try it?"

Zhang Qiling nodded: "OK."

"Then this meal can be agreed in advance, I invite you."

"Well, you invite me."

While talking, the car turned into the roundabout at the back door of the office building, and I asked, "Then when do you have time?"

"Hmm..." Zhang Qiling turned the steering wheel and thought for a while, his brows were slightly frowned, and his mouth was pursed. In the end, after thinking so seriously, he said "wait for my call".

Waiting for the call again... Well, anyway, apart from the two-point and one-line company and family, I have no other activities, and I am a single dog. Who calls him a married man? Don’t be tight his time.

I came back a little late this time. When I got into the elevator, I looked at my watch. It was almost 02:30, so I was late.Fortunately, the company never records attendance, it is all based on self-consciousness, and there is nothing to do today.Thinking of this, I suddenly realized a very important question - Zhang Qiling's company is not close, even if there is no traffic jam, then he has left early and arrived late these two days, it doesn't matter...?

When I entered the office, my buttocks were only halfway down when the fat man kicked the chair away.When I could only close my eyes and prepare for the close contact between my buttocks and the ground, the fat man grabbed my arm in time and carried me out.

In the stairwell, he pushed me against the wall.I rubbed my arms and glared at him.It's a good thing that he didn't stare, his eyes met Fatty's scrutinizing and injured expression, he seemed to be another complaining woman, but Wang complained woman was not as good as Zhang complained woman.The smoke from the fat man's mouth seemed to have turned into the words "Honestly Confess", and he even used the [-] martial arts that he used to interview me when he interviewed me, and gave me a new round of brutal "smoke" torture. Torture, and there is only one central point of torture - why have you been sneaking around for the past two days!

I have already buried the "thunder" in the black glasses, how can I be afraid of him?Of course not.He casually found an excuse of "a fellow villager came to travel, and I was ordered by my parents to entertain my uncle and aunt at noon".

"Bah! I believe you are a ghost! Although the organization is not satisfied with your confession," he puffed at me, I slapped him, and he continued, "But Fatty, I really don't believe you. This sneaky thing is because I have a girlfriend, the possibility is too low, less than zero! Sigh, if I knew it earlier, I would have called everyone to place a bet."

"What? Who... who said it, what girlfriend? What did you say?" I was a little nervous, thinking that someone saw something and regarded Zhang Qiling as a big girl?Shaking off Zhang Qiling's conscienceless brains, I returned to the point: his identity is sensitive, and his unclear relationship with the black glasses is also sensitive. I can't get myself and him into trouble.Thinking that there would be a scandal just after eating a meal, the sweat in my heart instantly turned into Niagara Falls.

"Tsk tsk, look at you, JB, you know, Justatest, youknow? Fatty, let me just say, you kid must have done something bad, but it's definitely not this kind of thing. But if you really have a girlfriend, it can't be like this This kind of reaction, the tail has long been raised to the sky to show off to me."

"Fuck, you lied to me!"

"What's the matter with cheating on you?" The fat man took a puff of cigarette, pondered for two seconds, then narrowed his eyes suddenly, and arched me, "Hey, having said that, since Wu Tianzhen didn't have a girlfriend, why did he react so suspiciously? You Could it be that she has done such shameful activities as being adopted by a rich woman, being a mistress, or selling her ass? I can’t see it, I can’t see it, tsk tsk!”

What I was worried about didn't happen, so of course I let it go. Listening to his machine-gun-like words, I laughed and scolded him, "Fuck you!" Then I put my hands on his shoulders, patted him, and put on a face of loyalty. Face: "Don't worry, Fatty, even if there is a day when I fly on a branch and become a phoenix, I will never forget your kindness. As long as I have a bite of steamed buns, I will never let you eat chaff." Before I could squeeze it out, I asked again: "Do you want to eat steamed buns, Mr. Fatty?" I cast a wink at him, "Come with me to the bathroom first."

The fat man cursed "fuck" and went to the toilet together... It seems that he is not busy either.Also, if he wants to be busy, how can I be idle.On the way, he whispered to me that at noon he managed to break into the Yunxiu group again and had dinner together!The fat man has been fascinated by the clouds for a long time, and he often dragged me to squeeze into the crowd of girls at noon, which I am not surprised at all.

We were sitting next to each other, and just halfway through peeing, the phone in my trouser pocket rang.It was a text message, and the ringtone sounded extremely loud in the toilet. I was so frightened that my hand trembled, and I almost threw it outside.The fat man didn't urinate much at all, and when he heard my phone ring, he flicked the little bird quickly, inhaled and pulled the zipper, and in the next second, his hand came towards my trouser pocket, wanting to take out my phone: "Come on, fat man Let me check."

Check your uncle!This is great, I can't pee anymore, so I dodge and dodge.It is said to protect the mobile phone. Due to the special location and location of the mobile phone, it looks no different from protecting the bird. Fortunately, there is no one in the toilet...

"Go, go, don't wash your hands, don't touch me!"

"Hiss—how can you talk to your leader, it's not big or small."

It's so uncomfortable to hold back half of the urine, of course I want to finish it quickly.The fat man suddenly stopped moving. I thought he had calmed down, so I searched for sensations and peed a little more.Unexpectedly, I was too naive to treat him as a gentleman, but he was actually waiting for this time!Hearing the sound, he immediately took the opportunity to stretch out his hand towards me again.

"Don't make trouble, believe it or not, I'll pee on your leg!" I turned around and pointed my "gun" at him and threatened.

As a result, as soon as I finished yelling, the fat man's face changed.I turned around quickly and saw someone coming in behind me, a colleague from our company.There are many people in the company, but they are familiar and don't know each other.The three of us froze for a second.The fat man really calmed down this time, with a serious face, but he continued to reach out with his hand.My hair is blown, what the hell are you playing!Everyone is here and playing!

Unexpectedly, he just rubbed his hands and touched my trousers, and said: "Don't say it, who said that cheap is not good, I think your trousers are good, when are you going again? Help the fat man to bring a pair too." return."

Fatty's brain is spinning quite fast!The man's eyes finally returned to normal from the horror, and we nodded to each other.It's just that he hesitated for a while, and finally chose the toilet between the bucket and the toilet, and locked the door with a bang... Looking at the tightly closed door, I couldn't laugh or cry.

The fat man went to wash his hands now, turned on the faucet, glanced at the door, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Hurry up, naive, I won't wait for you?"

I also pretended to be serious and replied: "If you are busy, go back first, don't wait for me." In fact, what I thought in my heart was, I love to go, I love to go!I'm really afraid he'll respond with a "not busy" or something.As a result, the fat man really left after saying "oh".I think he is also afraid that people will think of going to strange places. Once the rumors spread, even jumping into the Yellow River will not clear it up. How can he chase the clouds!

Finally found the feeling again and finished urinating smoothly, I hurried to wash my hands, and deliberately pulled some more paper, wiped the place where the fat man had rubbed, and finally felt refreshed.When I took out my mobile phone and saw the name of the sender, my heart was pounding, and I thought it was too fucking dangerous, it turned out to be a text message from Zhang Qiling!Fortunately, the fat man didn't see it...

"I'm here at the company." What does he mean by this nonsense?What's the point of reporting?I didn't rush back, but in order to prevent similar situations from happening in the future, I decided to change Zhang Qiling's name to...to...to...what should I change?

After scratching my head for a while, I suddenly thought of the stalk I often see on the Internet, yes, that is safe!Thinking of this, I can't help but laugh.I don't have the habit of setting a password for my phone, so changing it to 10086 is just right.Even if the fat man gets sick again next time, I will say something, such as insufficient balance, traffic reminder and so on.

I was a little proud, and replied to Zhang 10086: "Are you late?"

I was full of anticipation and wanted to see the effect of the letter, but after waiting for a while, 10086 did not reply to me.The service is not enthusiastic!dissatisfied!Bad review!I couldn't help laughing after thinking about it like this, but... In this way, wouldn't it really be like an underground affair, a third party or something?It's all the fat man's fault!

After returning to my seat, I opened MSN and looked at it. Zhang Qiling's status was leaving. It seems that he will be busy as soon as he returns?I don't have many things to do. I sent the demand for material size to the creative side, and then I dealt with some daily trivialities before it was time to get off work.On Friday, there were not many people working overtime in the company, and even Aning left on time.I'll go home quickly, I don't know how many more days there are in such a peaceful day, I have to cherish it.

It's still the same, after entering the house, take a shower first, then turn on the computer, search the refrigerator, and cook a few quick-frozen dumplings.The dumplings were very hot and had to be dried, so I opened my laptop and hung up QQ out of habit, and for some reason, I opened MSN as well.I didn't open it when I went home before. After all, it was all contacts at work, so I didn't want to make trouble for myself. I opened it yesterday just to see if Zhang Qiling was there.

Sure enough, there were not many people online, including Zhang Qiling of course.Cut, what do you mean... Inexplicably sent a "report", and inexplicably remained silent.Fortunately, I still cared about his lateness. It was really inexplicable... I went to the computer and gave a silent "bah", canceled MSN, took out Leslie Cheung's set of disks, and turned to the second one.The printed pattern on the disk is very rough, and it looks like a pirated copy at first glance. It can only be vaguely seen that there are two people lying on the roof hugging each other, and the overall color is yellow-green and yellow-green.

I've heard of "Happy Together", I remember it was filmed with Tony Leung, it's about same-sex stories.Out of curiosity, I inserted that disc into the CD drive.After the opening credits passed, I picked up a dumpling and dipped it in vinegar, blew it and put it in my mouth. The stuffing was still very hot, so I "sighed" to help it cool down.As soon as the picture came up, Leslie Cheung in underwear looked at the waterfall lamp and smoked, and Tony Leung in underwear stood in front of the mirror.I froze for a moment, and swallowed the dumplings whole.

Not counting yesterday's "Farewell My Concubine", I have never seen a movie with this theme, the scale is quite big?However, it's not a big girl, and it's nothing new to only wear underwear.Thinking about it, I picked up another dumpling and blew it, and then I heard the lines, in Cantonese?I'm going, I don't understand!I quickly put the dumpling into my mouth, raised my eyes and focused on the screen, and it turned out that what I said was "Li Yaohui, why don't we start from the beginning", it's nothing... As a result, the next picture made me burnt by the dumpling, and my whole body vomited. I went out, fell into the vinegar bowl, splashed a lot of vinegar drops, and landed on the keyboard and table.

It was sudden and unexpected... I frantically wiped it with a paper towel, and the sound from the speaker was a bit irritating.Wearing underwear is not a big scale. At this moment, the two people on the screen are hugging each other and rubbing against each other on the bed.Seeing He Baorong picking up the key from Li Yaohui's necklace with a provocative expression, I couldn't express how I felt in my heart.If "Farewell My Concubine" is vaguely ignorant, then this one is naked and fiery.Before I finished feeling, the two of them gasped violently. In the end, Li Yaohui lay on top of He Baorong, this is... shot... let's shoot...

Your sister, I found my heart beating so fucking fast!Sure enough, you can't fight unprepared, this sudden attack is too exciting.It was the first time I secretly watched porn, and I didn't get so... how should I say... I was caught off guard.

Although it's not that he doesn't know anything about same-sex affairs, but it's the first time he saw this kind of scene directly, and he took a long... long pose.Fortunately, literature and art will start right away. The tone of the whole movie is depressing and sad. Watching, watching, I don’t know why I put a certain pair of sunglasses on the indulgent He Baorong who sings and sings every night, while Zhang 10086 It's the silent and forbearing version of Li Yaohui. Because of this, they didn't quarrel like in the movie, but instead indulged and endured silently?

I watched half of the movie and watched it, but the dumplings were eaten by me unconsciously and mechanically before I knew it.Seeing Li Yaohui, who was the last person to find the waterfall, and He Baorong, who watched by the waterfall lamp in his old residence, I really feel sorry... I am not a young artist, so I can't describe my feelings.

Later, I watched a few more movies, but they were all comedies like "Across the World".I didn't remember to check the time until my eyelids became heavy and I yawned continuously. It was already past three o'clock in the morning.I was too sleep-deprived a while ago, I was really sleepy, I just closed my laptop, brushed my teeth, washed my face and got into bed in a hurry, fell asleep super fast, like taking special sleeping pills, moved my head on the pillow, and lost consciousness.

In the dream, I went to Argentina, I didn't know what I was looking for, and got lost in Buenos Aires.I was the only one walking on the endless road, no map, no money.Suddenly, an old car stopped beside me and asked me if I wanted a ride.The driver is a dark-haired young man who can speak Mandarin and drives very steadily.He asked me where I was going, and I shook my head and said I didn't know, and I didn't know why I was here.Afterwards, he seemed to smile a bit, didn't answer my words, but talked about himself, saying that he was going to find a waterfall, and then pointed to the back seat of the car with his finger.As soon as I turned around, I saw a desk lamp lying there quietly. On the lampshade was a painting, a waterfall, and it was so beautiful.I don't know why, but I did something, picked up his map and said to him, "I'll help you find it together."