Wu Xie, see you!
Chapter 8 Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down
From a distance, I saw the chubby bulldog drinking soda at the bar, beside Xiuxiu and Yun Cai.I took my mobile phone and rushed over to slap the fat man, scaring him so much that soda spewed out.Amidst Xiuxiu's unladylike laughter, he wiped his mouth, turned his head and glared at me: "You scared me to death!"
I hurriedly snatched the tissue that Yun Cai handed over with a doggy face, and helped him slap his face with a smile: "Fatty, let's take a picture." Seems like something's wrong?Oops, I looked at the tissue in my hand, then at the smiling cloud, and sure enough, the fat man glared at me again, and replied in a bad tone: "What kind of photo are you taking!"
"Look at how you two are dressed... Haha, let's take a picture! I'll put it on the theme wall for you!" Xiuxiu suddenly said.
This is the first time I feel that Miss Xiuxiu is so considerate, I really want to hug her for three laps!The fat man glanced at Xiuxiu, a little shaken.At this moment, Yuncai responded with a smile, "I also think you two are so cute."Hold the cloud and turn three times!No, stop evil thoughts!I sneaked a glance at the fat man, it was dangerous, but luckily I was just thinking about it.
Looking at the clouds, the fat man looked a little shy, scratched his head, then looked at me with a different face and said: "Since you are so innocent and sincerely begged, then I will grant you mercy, fat man." .”
I was more thoughtful, and handed the phone to Yun Cai, thinking that if Yun Cai took pictures, the fat man would be more or less serious.
Who can imagine!
Xiuxiu laughed out loud looking at the photos taken, and said, "I'll go, you two take a wedding photo of revolutionary friendship!"
I hurried over to have a look.Damn, it's really not good, it's not as good as the one I took a selfie that is comparable to an ID card.In this group photo, apart from me being tense and stiff in the face of the camera as always, even the fat guy is... obviously a rough guy so don't be shy.Now it's just a strange combination of a wanted man and a shy person!
After Xiuxiu finished laughing, she proudly took the phone from Yun Cai: "I'm here! Let you see the charm of a master photographer!" After speaking, she held up the phone and looked at us. "Fatty, put on a decent pose. Wu Xie, you...you..." Xiuxiu put down her phone, looked around, took a brand new white enamel jar with a cover on the bar and stuffed it into my arms Li, "You take a prop."
I took a look at the cup: "Where did such a... cup come from?"
Xiuxiu raised her chin towards Fatty: "Your Fatty's consolation prize for doing push-ups just now."
So it was Fatty who competed with the black glasses?No wonder he won the first place... But the consolation prize sounds hard enough, the advertiser is hard enough, and giving such a prize... Whoever is in charge of arranging the prizes, it's too bad!Looking at the red "Dedicated to the most miserable" cursive characters on the enamel cup, the corners of my mouth twitched, and at the same time, I suddenly became curious.If the consolation prize is hard work, what is the first prize? Could it be "for the worst person"?Hahaha, that really suits him.
Xiuxiu despises us as rotten wood, and at this time she is already personally guiding the fat man's styling.The fat man's pose is a side horse stance, with his right arm bowed in front of him, and a red heart facing the great leader of the red sun, Long Live Mao Zedong.
After spit out a circle, I finally found the point, why should I take it?
"I don't take such a weird thing!" As I said that, I was about to put the cup back on the bar.
"Then you just put on this pose, anyway, you have to choose one, otherwise I won't be willing to help you take pictures of your aunt." Xiuxiu completely ignored my protest, and kicked the fat man's feet to help him adjust the precision of the pose Spend.
"Naive, why don't we switch, I'll go, fat man, my horse stance is so painful! Be quick!"
If you want something from someone, you can't be too pushy. I thought it would be better to hold a tough cup than to put on a bad pose, so I agreed with it.But who would have thought that Xiuxiu walked up to me at this time, changed the cup to my right hand, and deliberately turned the words to face forward... completely shattered my last hope of "hiding the words", not to mention, she still supported me hands let me hold the cup high.She was not tall enough to support me, so she raised her face to supervise me, and said in a dignified manner: "Hey, hold it high, yes, hold it like the Red Book of Quotations from Chairman Mao, right! that's all!"
"Damn, didn't you say that you don't need to pose if you take the prop?" I refused and withdrew my hand.
Xiuxiu glared at me: "Do you want to shoot or not! Do you want to shoot or not! You can do whatever the director tells you to do!"
"Didn't you just say that you are a master photographer? Why did you become a director again..." I muttered, and of course received another eye knife from her without any suspense.
In fact, I really want to tell her not to take pictures, how can this kind of photos be seen by people.But considering that the fat man promised me to take a photo to please Yun Cai, and Yun Cai was indeed smiling happily all the time, I gritted my teeth, completely raised the cup of bitterness, and gave up my life to accompany Jun Zi.However, at the moment when Xiuxiu shouted "three" and took the picture, I still couldn't help lowering my head and raised my left hand to cover my face deeply.
After clicking on the dialog box of Boyouping, I hesitated for a long time, and I really felt that there were no photos that I could take.However, after agreeing to it, I let it hang out for nearly an hour, so I can't just stop talking.I smacked my lips and started typing.
"Bro……"
"Um"
He came back so quickly, it seems that he has been waiting?I wiped my face, thinking it would be even harder to shirk now.However, he decided to leave the decision to him.
"sorry to keep you waiting"
"It's ok"
"Are... are you sure you want to see it?"
"Um"
Only then did he realize that the right to make the decision was lost to him.But yes, I secretly scolded myself for being an idiot, who would say no to this kind of questioning.I flipped through the three photos on my phone...
The first wanted criminal really affects the image too much.
The second wanted criminal and the coquettish wedding photo are not considered at all.
Then only the third one...
I started trying to comfort myself.First of all, this photo shows the joyful atmosphere of our company's (mentally handicapped) children... festival and... lively (er) lively (bi) corporate culture.Secondly, even though this picture of me is hard work and hard work, at least I didn't lose "face". Didn't I cover my face well?
Well, I gritted my teeth!There are no Weibo and WeChat, only MMS.After pressing the message to send, I was not ashamed to notify him in the dialog box, and began to shake my legs and wait for the state of "the other party is typing...".At this moment, I really love and hate it. I want it to appear soon, but I am afraid that it will appear.The time waiting for the evaluation is so tormented, help!By the way, it is very likely that Poker Bottle is replying to the text message?Now it's all right, I almost practiced squinting my eyes - one stares at the phone and the other at the computer.Now I really would rather Xiuxiu parade our photos in the street and be ridiculed by thousands of people than be ridiculed by Poker-Face alone.I regret it a bit, if I knew it, I would have had the cheek to find an excuse not to send it to him.
I was so anxious that my mouth was parched, I took a sip of the Arctic Ocean that had long been out of gas, and took another sip.
The other party is typing...
finally come!Seeing these words, I still have a sense of relief.
But it disappeared again...
Fuck, thick line again!
Stop playing with me bro!Nervous, I took another sip of my flat orange soda.This time he didn't play with me, the message came.But when I saw the message, there was a "poof", and I took a sip of soda and sprayed it all on the monitor.
""
It turned out to be an expression!
I blinked, pinched my thighs again, and almost thought I was dazzled or hallucinating!The name on the dialog box is "Zhang Qiling", that's right, I didn't accidentally point it as someone else's.I hurriedly wiped the display with a few tissues, feeling all kinds of luck in my heart, luckily no one saw it, and... luckily it wasn't facetoface with Poor Oil Bottle.
I really don’t blame me for having a big reaction, I was not prepared for this kind of mentality at all.He groaned for a long time, what's the matter with such a silly grinning expression... let's not talk about this silly expression, just saying "posting an expression" is already very inconsistent, when will he be boring? Ever used something superfluous like emoticons?I quickly poked my neck and glanced at the side of the black glasses, but I was not in the seat.In fact, I knew in my heart that black glasses during office hours would not be able to play tricks on me with the stuffy MSN, but because this matter was too "strange", I really wanted to confirm it.
So, from this point of view, did I really get ridiculed by Poker Bottle?Or is he already so speechless by me that I don't know what to say?Thinking of this, I turned shame into anger, and I was quite upset.It's what you want to see. I took a picture for you. How dare you really laugh at me after watching it?
I angrily typed a few words: "What are you laughing at!" But after thinking about it, I changed the exclamation point to a little bit before sending it: "What are you laughing at..." But the content he replied to me, I still can only say fortunately, It's a good thing I didn't drink that damn soda anymore, or the monitor would have been wiped for nothing!
"Moe"
Meng... I can't care about how big a problem the word "cute" is when it comes out of a boring oil bottle. I just want to analyze whether this word is used here in a derogatory sense, but obviously, I want to think of it as If it is ridicule, my heart is too dark.Due to the great psychological contrast, my old face immediately became hot.It was a bit weird to be complimented by a man who was so serious that he couldn't be more serious. I didn't know what to reply, so I could only silently click on the emoji bar, and chose an embarrassed little red face to send it.
"" Didn't type a single word.
However, after posting the frustrated blushing expression, I felt that it was really too bad.Although I'm not an arrogant and narcissistic person, I'm not so thin-skinned. Don't I often climb up the pole with a playful smile when I'm praised, and then boast about myself?What happened to the recent encounter with Poker Bottle?Suddenly, I thought of "DiamondMine" in the Douban God's translation circulated on the Internet, so, in order to restore the old image, I hurriedly typed a few more words before Boyoufeng replied.
"Of course it's cute, I'm so cute, haven't you heard of it?"
"Cute you?"
"...It's the cute me."
"You are so cute."
It even changed from a question mark to a period!I lowered my head, closed my eyes, took two deep breaths, and told myself that he didn't know about the plot, it wasn't intentional, it wasn't intentional...
"wait a moment."
I found the picture translated by God on the Internet, and sent the address to him for popular science.After a while, Boyoufeng replied.
"I see, cute me."
It was so joyful, I endured it, and deliberately changed the words after imitating him: "The translation is interesting, right? After I read it, I went to listen to it on purpose. The album of yours is very cute, you can try it. " Poker-face returned with some hesitation, did he almost suffocate him to death?Looking at the state of "the other party is typing...", I really want to beat the table.
"Well, I'll try it."
Hahaha, congratulations!Fortunately, you have a high awareness and are not obsessed with corrections, otherwise you must be the one who suffers.
Although the cute bottle seems to be fun, but some things should be done in moderation, and I still understand this principle.Looking at the time, it was already lunch time, so I said to him, "Brother, I'm going to eat, and I still have work to do."
"Okay, I'll eat too." Poker Bottle replied.
There was no accident for lunch, and I still ate with Xiuxiu and Yun Cai.The four of us each had one photo, and Xiuxiu made various jokes, saying that we must type it out and paste it on the theme wall, and then send it to Qunli for sharing.Fatty doesn't care about her, as long as Yun Cai is happy, he will do whatever he wants.But Xiuxiu probably didn't expect that I would also look calm and calm, and nodded to her and said you can post it, you can post it.She felt bored, curled her lips, and said that I have no sense of humor, which is really boring.That is, even Poker Bottle has been "grinning silly", what else can I not accept?I'm afraid you are an eggplant, go practice for a few more years.
There is no problem with the materials at the door, just waiting for the event to go online tomorrow.However, I can't breathe a sigh of relief. In addition to monitoring whether the advertisements will be launched on time tomorrow and whether new materials have been replaced, I still have a special job to do.When working overtime on weekends, everyone decided to hand over the Weibo and WeChat accounts to me to manage, and let me be responsible for replying and forwarding this kind of communication with contestants.It seems that the hunch is right, the new phone will come in handy.
When getting off work, the company sent a "Children's Day gift" to all employees. The annual employee benefit Outing is coming.I knew about this benefit when I signed the offer with HR before I joined the job, but I didn't expect it to come so soon, so I was super excited.I took a rough look at this year's alternative routes in the mail, and I immediately set my sights on Japan, thinking that I might have a chance to meet Xiaohua when I pass by Tokyo.
I hurriedly met with Aning and Fatty, and confirmed that the routes we wanted to go were different, and the travel time could be staggered, so I happily signed up for the Japanese tour at the end of June, and began to worry that the time was a little tight.Unexpectedly, the executive sister said that this is just a pre-registration. After soliciting everyone's interest, the lines that do not have enough people to start the group will be eliminated.So, don't be too happy too early, maybe the group won't be able to hold at the end of June.
Even so, when I got home at night, I couldn't wait to bombard Xiaohua on WeChat, telling him the good news, and getting him ready to take a bath and change clothes, and welcome me on the red carpet.But after a long, long, long time, Xiaohua replied to me very quickly: "I'm busy so I won't talk to you, and I can't make an appointment with you for the time being."
Fuck, although I understand that our little Jiuye is more cautious than me in handling things, and he doesn't say things out of the way, in case there is an emergency or something, but I really feel cold water!If I didn't know him, wouldn't it be the same as posting a cold ass?Moreover, he didn't even mention the photo of me today that I sent him during the bombing.
It's late at night, busy picking up guests?Disappointment!
I threw my phone on the bed and ignored him.The table was too messy, I snorted a few times to make room for a quieter place, but with a sweep of my hand, I found the box of gingerbread men.I'll go, won't it spoil if I haven't eaten for so many days? !I quickly took it over and opened it to have a look and smell it. It seemed like nothing was wrong?However, pastries made by myself will definitely not contain preservatives, and it is estimated that they will not last long.
I picked up a laughing one in my left hand and an embarrassing one in my right hand, and compared them.It's too cute, I really don't want to say it, but it's broken and wasteful... I managed to force myself into a dilemma.In the end, I said in my heart, anyway, I am reluctant to eat it now, and it is not bad, let’s talk about it later... As everyone knows, this habit of avoiding "dilemma" almost killed me in the near future.
After cleaning up the desktop thoroughly, I silently reached for my phone, and even took a slightly tragic photo of the gingerbread people as a permanent souvenir.There is a picture of the little embarrassing person that was taken so well that I even set it as a screen saver on my phone.After looking at the photo album for a while, flipping through it, I found a photo of me and the fat man.Thinking of the "cute case" triggered by this photo, with the comparison, I couldn't help but secretly curse Xiao Hua.According to Fatty's calculation of "two days equals six years", I haven't seen him for how many reincarnations, and Bai Suzhen has been cultivating the human form several times!Hearing that I'm going to meet up, I'm still so calm. What a sentence that ruined the atmosphere. I haven't had as much fun as chatting with the cute bottle today!So I opened WeChat again and yelled at him.
"I don't care about you so much! Wait for me, I'll wait until I get there! I'll eat you to pieces!"
Facts have proved that Fa Xiaoer is Fa Xiaoer, as Xiaohua said, she was busy, so she made time to "interview" me that day.Of course, the long-cherished wish of wanting to eat him to the bone is not so easy to realize, after all, he is still a real grandpa.But later, I reckoned that he would rather have me make him poor than face me like that.
After yelling at Xiao Hua, I immediately felt a lot better. I continued to look at the photos and saw the one taken in Sanlitun... Then I was busy taking pictures, chatting, eating, and working, and I forgot about those strange feelings.Maybe it's not really forgotten... I suddenly felt as if I had been evading subconsciously, constantly trying to whitewash myself.
Obviously, in addition to escaping, sometimes I will show another extreme state, a completely masochistic positive and negative polarity.For example, now, I glanced at the computer and looked at the time, nine o'clock.Like a murderer of Tai Chi, he had an impulse to find out what happened to him, but what his grandfather once said suddenly appeared in his mind-leaving room for himself in doing things.
It may be better to be confused about some things. Since everyone is living in peace and everything is in a good rhythm now, don't do it.However, maybe it was just because I didn't expect it at all that I was so restless when I saw that head portrait. Didn't I be fine later?If this is the case, won't it be completely relaxed after figuring it out?
No, I still have to take a look, just take a look and confirm.
I opened MSN, and found that the Internet speed was not as slow as usual. After I clicked to log in, I went up immediately. I regretted it for a moment, and wanted to be an ostrich again.The movement of my hands was faster than my brain, and I subconsciously set it to the offline state, and then I took a breath and clicked on the group to look.In the end... I was confused, and the Poker Bottle was basically black.Moreover, I don't know if it's because he is not online, so he can't get a new profile picture, or it's the big HYF logo.
A little relieved, but a little disappointed... I curled my lips and looked for a movie to watch.I was afraid that I would not receive the login prompt in full-screen mode, so I had to pause and minimize it a few times to open MSN.The movie was quite boring, I forced myself to watch it after ten o'clock, but I still couldn't arouse any interest in the ending.
At 10:30, MSN finally had a login prompt, it was boring!I quickly clicked on him and stared at the head portrait.But the moment the new avatar came out, he went offline again... This was the case during the two days of writing the case, and he said "I just came to take a look".I couldn't control myself at all, and I was reminded of the possibility that I was most afraid to face.
Did he come up to see... am I there?In those two days, he came up to take a look... Did I sleep?
Just thinking about this possibility brought that feeling back.You can feel the hot temperature of your face without touching it, and your heart is beating like a drum.I don't know whether it's because the blood is rushing up to the brain, or the blood has gone to some other place and the brain is hypoxic, but I still feel dizzy.
As soon as the brain hole was opened, it became one, and many previous things kept popping up with various questions: He asked me to go to the meeting last time because of the cafeteria.Then last time, who called me last time?He said he didn't know, but after that, no one else paid any special attention to me except him.It was such a coincidence that people who obviously didn't need to attend the meeting showed up when I went?If the last time can be explained by saying "he invited me to attend politely", what about the last time?Not only did he happen to be present last time, but he also happened to smoke with us last time.But I never saw him smoke again after that, and he didn't even smell the smell of smoke on his body or in the car!The fat man said, there were no cakes and coffee before, it was just a coincidence that I had them when I went there, and he only smoked when I went there?Also, why invite me to dinner?If the card for clearing the black glasses for the first time was to apologize to me, what about the Hangzhou cuisine after that?Why do you want to try nightclubs, bars and other places, instead of going with ready-made black glasses, let me accompany him instead?
There were too many questions, and they rushed into my mind all at once, making me overwhelmed, messy and strange.The reason why I find it strange is that something is always wrong, such as the black glasses, and he was the one who notified the two meetings.For another example, why did he find out about things that I thought should be kept secret, such as making plates and eating?These strange places make all the problems connected and contradictory, which makes me even more puzzled.
I was confused and a little scared.I didn't even bother to wait for a normal shutdown, so I just closed the lid of the notebook, got into bed and forced myself to close my eyes and sleep, not to think about it.Didn't open MSN before, isn't it good?And... mung bean soup, yes, they are obviously good too?Isn't the black glasses still planning to give him a surprise?Isn't this exactly the look of "one bite for you, one bite for me, sweet little couple"?I must be sick, thinking too much.Even if people smoke or not, they have to think about it, whether they are sick or not!Stuffy oil bottles have a small addiction to cigarettes, and they don't like smoking in the car, can't they?Didn't I smoke another one in front of him?
And don't forget the pretty important fact - they seem to have been arguing for a while.From this point of view, does it mean... that a harmless little ant like me became a tool for the two of them to "fight wits and courage" during the Cold War?Pokerfing has always been intentional, including asking Black Glasses to notify me of a meeting and tell him about our dinner together and the engraving. So, that day, Black Glasses finally couldn't resist and got jealous, so he drove Pokerfing's car away. It's so abnormal, not only to test me on the way, but also always have something to say?
It's very possible... Thinking about it this way, not only is the strange place no longer strange, but the problems are also clear.But why do I suddenly feel a little panicked in my heart, could it be that I... Impossible!I am not at all!Not like them, I like big girls!Therefore, it is definitely not the reason why I am sad, but because I have become a "tool" inexplicably.
It must be so.Look, thinking about it like this is not only sad, but also angry, angry with the two of them.
Can no longer diverge thinking.Grandpa is right, leave room for it.Leave room... leave room... I muttered, hypnotizing myself.In order to ignore the people who came to mind and the rising anger, the content of the chanting gradually changed to "I'm not...
I didn't sleep soundly. At the beginning, there were weird dreams that were slightly related to my daytime experience. They were messy and had no logical relationship, one after another.After that, it was blank for a while, and after that, another dream appeared.The picture looks familiar, and it is very cool, so cool that it is a little cold, and the whole body is soaked.I was drenched in heavy rain?No, it's not rain... I wiped the water on my face to see the situation, but immediately after I wiped it, there was water pouring down again.I could barely squint my eyes and look up. It wasn't raining, but a huge waterfall in front of my eyes.
Only then did I have hearing, and suddenly I felt the sound of the water was deafening.Someone seemed to be talking to me next to me, but the sound of the water was so loud that I couldn't hear anything clearly.I wanted to see who was speaking, but I couldn't open my eyes at all, and there were splashes of water between us, as if separated by a water curtain.
Suddenly, my angle of view changed, turned into looking down, and my field of vision became clear. Like a bystander, I saw myself and the people next to me.Before I could confirm it, I seemed to be dragged up by something, flying higher and higher, farther and farther away, and I could only see the top of "us".Gradually, even "we" became two small black dots, and the whole picture of the waterfall unfolded in front of my eyes, which was almost a closed ring. From this perspective, it was really scary, and the middle part of the ring was like a huge black hole , is devouring that "us".
When the mobile phone alarm clock rang, I actually opened my eyes and woke up a few minutes earlier than it, but I was still not awake.I mechanically turned off the alarm clock program, and continued to lie there to refresh myself, recalling that dream.I was extremely tired physically and mentally, but I still remembered that dream clearly from beginning to end: the deafening voice, the coldness of the water hitting my face, and the anxiety of someone who was clearly speaking in my ear but couldn’t hear or see clearly… ...all the same as the real thing.I don't know how to interpret dreams, and I don't know what this dream means, but the "big black hole" made me feel deeply afraid.
When I was fully awake, I rolled my eyes, only to realize that the room was very dark, and checked the time with my phone.The time is fine, it looks cloudy, will it rain?umbrella?Oh, by the way, the umbrella was left at Fatty's house when he was looking for it last time. I must remind him to bring it to me later.I went through all this in my head before I got up and took a shower.
As a result, I didn't sleep well, and I was in a trance, and I still completely forgot to remind the fat man to bring me an umbrella.When I went out, I found that the sky was unusually gloomy, the air pressure was extremely low, and the air was full of moisture, which made people feel breathless and uncomfortable.Then I thought of calling Fatty, but he was already on the way, and because he was driving, his home and company had basements, so he didn't bring an umbrella at all... Forget it, anyway, he will be on the subway soon, it seems that at least he is going to work Still can't get off the road.Even if I recite it a little bit, the rain doesn't fall until after get off work, so I'll leave the company later at a big deal, and I'll be reimbursed for taxi and meal expenses if I leave late.
There was no problem with the advertisement going live or changing the material, everything went smoothly.As a result, when I was making a screen copy report, a system message popped up on QQ. I glanced at it and was immediately embarrassed.What's wrong with the orange rainstorm warning... That wet, cold and noisy dream didn't have any deep and scary meaning at all, it was just a weather forecast, to tell me that there will be heavy rain today!Could it be that I have hidden some high-end skills?From now on, even the Meteorological Bureau will have to beg me, "Little Sanye loves to come and sleep with us." In the future, I will no longer have to work hard to earn this pitiful salary, and I will be able to sleep and dream. Got rich?
It's a pity that I was not aroused by this self's complaints. Instead, I felt helpless and sad that "the leak in the house happens to rain all night"... I am already so pitiful, if I don't comfort myself, then I am too cruel.So I thought, this is a torrential rain level. If it is as brutal as last year or the year before last, and a heavy rainstorm accident paralyzes the whole city, then can I use an umbrella?It's not the night rabbit family, they are invincible with an umbrella, and they still have to get wet.
How indifferent to the weather forecast do we, a group of people who are so busy all day long, care about?It is estimated that the system pop-up prompts of the chat tool or the weather forecast that comes with the client are designed for people like us.For a moment, there was some commotion around, and everyone was basically complaining.No, for those who need to take public transportation to and from get off work, there is nothing romantic about raining, it will only feel troublesome.No one will have the kind of leisurely mood, like in "Singin' in the Rain", drenched in the rain and sing "Singin'intherain", let alone in this kind of heavy rain that has nothing to do with romance.
The black glasses stood up suddenly, opened the roller blind of the window behind him, looked at the sky with his head, and took out his mobile phone to make a call.
"Hey, do you want to go if it rains today?"
"Then you pick me up, I'm afraid it's not easy to take a taxi."
"Well, wait for you, hang up."
Today on Wednesday, his car was restricted again.Didn't you change cars with Poker Bottle this time?So... this is a phone call for Poker Bottle?
"Naive, don't worry, if it rains, the fat man will take you back."
I came back to my senses, and after a moment of reaction, I realized that it was the fat man who was talking to me.I turned my head to look at him, and I saw a trace of guilt on his face, which was rare, and the words were a little bit coaxing to a child... Is it written on my face, or is it rare and serious? My contrast is too big, he thought I was making troubles about the umbrella?I left the umbrella at his house by myself, and I forgot to call him in time to remind him this morning, he is so sorry!So he quickly replied: "No, no, it's not on the way. It's raining."
The fat man remained silent, staring at my face.I was really too lazy to talk anymore, I felt it was a waste of time and energy, I wanted to dismiss his apology, send him away, and quickly added: "I'm so precious, you should ask Yun Caixiu and the others if they want a ride."
Sure enough, the fat man's expression changed instantly, as if he had been enlightened.Probably because he was embarrassed to run away right away, but he still showed some concern for me: "The fat man, I think you are mourning again. Didn't you work well yesterday? Didn't you work overtime? Could it be that you didn't sleep for dinner or eat breakfast all night?" eat?"
Not only am I too lazy to talk now, but I'm also a bit unwilling to deal with any inquiries. When I hear it, my brain hurts: "I didn't sleep well, I have a headache."
"Oh..." Fatty nodded, "Then go back to bed early today. By the way, there are still leftover snacks from yesterday in the refrigerator..."
"Oh, let me tell you why you old man is acting like my mother! Go find your cloud, I will eat myself when I am hungry!"
finally kicked him out...
Speaking of mother, I have to say that there is always someone who misses me on days like this, and that is my mother.She reads the weather forecast every day and knows more about the weather in Beijing than I do.Sure enough, after a while, the phone call came.I went directly to the stairs and smoked a cigarette by the way.I must not mention to her that I didn't bring an umbrella, even so, a mother will always worry about you, worry about you, order this, order that.In order to divert her attention and save my brain that was on the verge of collapse, I told her that the company Outing might meet Xiao Hua.Sure enough, she was very happy and said that she would go out for a walk, buy some Xiaohua's favorite food and send it to me, and asked me to bring it to him when I went, and then hung up the phone quickly.Guessing that she guessed really well, I let out a sigh of relief.
In the afternoon, Aning mobilized some colleagues and asked them to "participate" in the Playful event to warm up the scene for us.With this kind of thing, everyone got excited as soon as they played, and I received all kinds of Aites in a short while.Except for the fake entry pictures made by the creative company to stir up the atmosphere, the contestants are basically acquaintances, which feels weird.But how lively they reposted themselves, I really don't have to worry about it, I don't have to worry about thinking about something interesting, just repost their reposted content.
But when real contestants sent pictures, I was still under a lot of pressure. I deeply felt that cuteness was not easy to sell at all, so I focused my energy on studying how to express it to be likable.During this period, Poker-Face sent me a message on MSN. Fortunately, it was a typical opening sentence that he didn't know how to chat: "Busy?" busy."
Since I devoted myself to the business of selling cuteness, I didn't feel the time flies, and suddenly... I feel a little noisy around?As soon as I regained my attention, I realized that the light in the office was not right, a bit like the effect of turning on the lights at night.It shouldn't be, is it true that I have forgotten myself to this level?I glanced blankly at the time in the lower right corner of the computer. It was not yet six o'clock, and I was even more confused... I quickly raised my head to see what was going on.I saw that everyone gathered by the window and looked out, and all the roller blinds were pulled up by them.I knew right away why.It really looks like night falls outside the window, this kind of sky... even if someone suddenly yelled Tang Seng's phrase "be careful, it's thundering, it's raining, pack up your clothes", there is no sense of disobedience at all.
Who knows that the sky is like this, and the rain is holding back!Could it be that he was accumulating energy points in anger?
At six o'clock, the black glasses answered the phone and left.I looked at Poyoufeng's MSN, and I don't know when he went offline.Since he arrived on time, it seems that he should have left early?Yuncai had to work overtime, so the fat man hurriedly called to order dinner.I didn't let him count me in, since it hasn't rained yet, I don't want to be here pretending to work overtime.
At 06:30, Weibo and WeChat finally quieted down. I had nothing to do. I wanted to get out of the way before it rained, but suddenly I heard some ominous voice, and everyone became restless.Damn, it seems that the Rain God only competes with hard workers who go to work, and Always likes off-duty hours...
It's raining.
It's different when the energy value is enough, and it's aggressive when it comes up.The torrential rain was blown by the wind and flew sideways in bursts.
I hurriedly snatched the tissue that Yun Cai handed over with a doggy face, and helped him slap his face with a smile: "Fatty, let's take a picture." Seems like something's wrong?Oops, I looked at the tissue in my hand, then at the smiling cloud, and sure enough, the fat man glared at me again, and replied in a bad tone: "What kind of photo are you taking!"
"Look at how you two are dressed... Haha, let's take a picture! I'll put it on the theme wall for you!" Xiuxiu suddenly said.
This is the first time I feel that Miss Xiuxiu is so considerate, I really want to hug her for three laps!The fat man glanced at Xiuxiu, a little shaken.At this moment, Yuncai responded with a smile, "I also think you two are so cute."Hold the cloud and turn three times!No, stop evil thoughts!I sneaked a glance at the fat man, it was dangerous, but luckily I was just thinking about it.
Looking at the clouds, the fat man looked a little shy, scratched his head, then looked at me with a different face and said: "Since you are so innocent and sincerely begged, then I will grant you mercy, fat man." .”
I was more thoughtful, and handed the phone to Yun Cai, thinking that if Yun Cai took pictures, the fat man would be more or less serious.
Who can imagine!
Xiuxiu laughed out loud looking at the photos taken, and said, "I'll go, you two take a wedding photo of revolutionary friendship!"
I hurried over to have a look.Damn, it's really not good, it's not as good as the one I took a selfie that is comparable to an ID card.In this group photo, apart from me being tense and stiff in the face of the camera as always, even the fat guy is... obviously a rough guy so don't be shy.Now it's just a strange combination of a wanted man and a shy person!
After Xiuxiu finished laughing, she proudly took the phone from Yun Cai: "I'm here! Let you see the charm of a master photographer!" After speaking, she held up the phone and looked at us. "Fatty, put on a decent pose. Wu Xie, you...you..." Xiuxiu put down her phone, looked around, took a brand new white enamel jar with a cover on the bar and stuffed it into my arms Li, "You take a prop."
I took a look at the cup: "Where did such a... cup come from?"
Xiuxiu raised her chin towards Fatty: "Your Fatty's consolation prize for doing push-ups just now."
So it was Fatty who competed with the black glasses?No wonder he won the first place... But the consolation prize sounds hard enough, the advertiser is hard enough, and giving such a prize... Whoever is in charge of arranging the prizes, it's too bad!Looking at the red "Dedicated to the most miserable" cursive characters on the enamel cup, the corners of my mouth twitched, and at the same time, I suddenly became curious.If the consolation prize is hard work, what is the first prize? Could it be "for the worst person"?Hahaha, that really suits him.
Xiuxiu despises us as rotten wood, and at this time she is already personally guiding the fat man's styling.The fat man's pose is a side horse stance, with his right arm bowed in front of him, and a red heart facing the great leader of the red sun, Long Live Mao Zedong.
After spit out a circle, I finally found the point, why should I take it?
"I don't take such a weird thing!" As I said that, I was about to put the cup back on the bar.
"Then you just put on this pose, anyway, you have to choose one, otherwise I won't be willing to help you take pictures of your aunt." Xiuxiu completely ignored my protest, and kicked the fat man's feet to help him adjust the precision of the pose Spend.
"Naive, why don't we switch, I'll go, fat man, my horse stance is so painful! Be quick!"
If you want something from someone, you can't be too pushy. I thought it would be better to hold a tough cup than to put on a bad pose, so I agreed with it.But who would have thought that Xiuxiu walked up to me at this time, changed the cup to my right hand, and deliberately turned the words to face forward... completely shattered my last hope of "hiding the words", not to mention, she still supported me hands let me hold the cup high.She was not tall enough to support me, so she raised her face to supervise me, and said in a dignified manner: "Hey, hold it high, yes, hold it like the Red Book of Quotations from Chairman Mao, right! that's all!"
"Damn, didn't you say that you don't need to pose if you take the prop?" I refused and withdrew my hand.
Xiuxiu glared at me: "Do you want to shoot or not! Do you want to shoot or not! You can do whatever the director tells you to do!"
"Didn't you just say that you are a master photographer? Why did you become a director again..." I muttered, and of course received another eye knife from her without any suspense.
In fact, I really want to tell her not to take pictures, how can this kind of photos be seen by people.But considering that the fat man promised me to take a photo to please Yun Cai, and Yun Cai was indeed smiling happily all the time, I gritted my teeth, completely raised the cup of bitterness, and gave up my life to accompany Jun Zi.However, at the moment when Xiuxiu shouted "three" and took the picture, I still couldn't help lowering my head and raised my left hand to cover my face deeply.
After clicking on the dialog box of Boyouping, I hesitated for a long time, and I really felt that there were no photos that I could take.However, after agreeing to it, I let it hang out for nearly an hour, so I can't just stop talking.I smacked my lips and started typing.
"Bro……"
"Um"
He came back so quickly, it seems that he has been waiting?I wiped my face, thinking it would be even harder to shirk now.However, he decided to leave the decision to him.
"sorry to keep you waiting"
"It's ok"
"Are... are you sure you want to see it?"
"Um"
Only then did he realize that the right to make the decision was lost to him.But yes, I secretly scolded myself for being an idiot, who would say no to this kind of questioning.I flipped through the three photos on my phone...
The first wanted criminal really affects the image too much.
The second wanted criminal and the coquettish wedding photo are not considered at all.
Then only the third one...
I started trying to comfort myself.First of all, this photo shows the joyful atmosphere of our company's (mentally handicapped) children... festival and... lively (er) lively (bi) corporate culture.Secondly, even though this picture of me is hard work and hard work, at least I didn't lose "face". Didn't I cover my face well?
Well, I gritted my teeth!There are no Weibo and WeChat, only MMS.After pressing the message to send, I was not ashamed to notify him in the dialog box, and began to shake my legs and wait for the state of "the other party is typing...".At this moment, I really love and hate it. I want it to appear soon, but I am afraid that it will appear.The time waiting for the evaluation is so tormented, help!By the way, it is very likely that Poker Bottle is replying to the text message?Now it's all right, I almost practiced squinting my eyes - one stares at the phone and the other at the computer.Now I really would rather Xiuxiu parade our photos in the street and be ridiculed by thousands of people than be ridiculed by Poker-Face alone.I regret it a bit, if I knew it, I would have had the cheek to find an excuse not to send it to him.
I was so anxious that my mouth was parched, I took a sip of the Arctic Ocean that had long been out of gas, and took another sip.
The other party is typing...
finally come!Seeing these words, I still have a sense of relief.
But it disappeared again...
Fuck, thick line again!
Stop playing with me bro!Nervous, I took another sip of my flat orange soda.This time he didn't play with me, the message came.But when I saw the message, there was a "poof", and I took a sip of soda and sprayed it all on the monitor.
""
It turned out to be an expression!
I blinked, pinched my thighs again, and almost thought I was dazzled or hallucinating!The name on the dialog box is "Zhang Qiling", that's right, I didn't accidentally point it as someone else's.I hurriedly wiped the display with a few tissues, feeling all kinds of luck in my heart, luckily no one saw it, and... luckily it wasn't facetoface with Poor Oil Bottle.
I really don’t blame me for having a big reaction, I was not prepared for this kind of mentality at all.He groaned for a long time, what's the matter with such a silly grinning expression... let's not talk about this silly expression, just saying "posting an expression" is already very inconsistent, when will he be boring? Ever used something superfluous like emoticons?I quickly poked my neck and glanced at the side of the black glasses, but I was not in the seat.In fact, I knew in my heart that black glasses during office hours would not be able to play tricks on me with the stuffy MSN, but because this matter was too "strange", I really wanted to confirm it.
So, from this point of view, did I really get ridiculed by Poker Bottle?Or is he already so speechless by me that I don't know what to say?Thinking of this, I turned shame into anger, and I was quite upset.It's what you want to see. I took a picture for you. How dare you really laugh at me after watching it?
I angrily typed a few words: "What are you laughing at!" But after thinking about it, I changed the exclamation point to a little bit before sending it: "What are you laughing at..." But the content he replied to me, I still can only say fortunately, It's a good thing I didn't drink that damn soda anymore, or the monitor would have been wiped for nothing!
"Moe"
Meng... I can't care about how big a problem the word "cute" is when it comes out of a boring oil bottle. I just want to analyze whether this word is used here in a derogatory sense, but obviously, I want to think of it as If it is ridicule, my heart is too dark.Due to the great psychological contrast, my old face immediately became hot.It was a bit weird to be complimented by a man who was so serious that he couldn't be more serious. I didn't know what to reply, so I could only silently click on the emoji bar, and chose an embarrassed little red face to send it.
"" Didn't type a single word.
However, after posting the frustrated blushing expression, I felt that it was really too bad.Although I'm not an arrogant and narcissistic person, I'm not so thin-skinned. Don't I often climb up the pole with a playful smile when I'm praised, and then boast about myself?What happened to the recent encounter with Poker Bottle?Suddenly, I thought of "DiamondMine" in the Douban God's translation circulated on the Internet, so, in order to restore the old image, I hurriedly typed a few more words before Boyoufeng replied.
"Of course it's cute, I'm so cute, haven't you heard of it?"
"Cute you?"
"...It's the cute me."
"You are so cute."
It even changed from a question mark to a period!I lowered my head, closed my eyes, took two deep breaths, and told myself that he didn't know about the plot, it wasn't intentional, it wasn't intentional...
"wait a moment."
I found the picture translated by God on the Internet, and sent the address to him for popular science.After a while, Boyoufeng replied.
"I see, cute me."
It was so joyful, I endured it, and deliberately changed the words after imitating him: "The translation is interesting, right? After I read it, I went to listen to it on purpose. The album of yours is very cute, you can try it. " Poker-face returned with some hesitation, did he almost suffocate him to death?Looking at the state of "the other party is typing...", I really want to beat the table.
"Well, I'll try it."
Hahaha, congratulations!Fortunately, you have a high awareness and are not obsessed with corrections, otherwise you must be the one who suffers.
Although the cute bottle seems to be fun, but some things should be done in moderation, and I still understand this principle.Looking at the time, it was already lunch time, so I said to him, "Brother, I'm going to eat, and I still have work to do."
"Okay, I'll eat too." Poker Bottle replied.
There was no accident for lunch, and I still ate with Xiuxiu and Yun Cai.The four of us each had one photo, and Xiuxiu made various jokes, saying that we must type it out and paste it on the theme wall, and then send it to Qunli for sharing.Fatty doesn't care about her, as long as Yun Cai is happy, he will do whatever he wants.But Xiuxiu probably didn't expect that I would also look calm and calm, and nodded to her and said you can post it, you can post it.She felt bored, curled her lips, and said that I have no sense of humor, which is really boring.That is, even Poker Bottle has been "grinning silly", what else can I not accept?I'm afraid you are an eggplant, go practice for a few more years.
There is no problem with the materials at the door, just waiting for the event to go online tomorrow.However, I can't breathe a sigh of relief. In addition to monitoring whether the advertisements will be launched on time tomorrow and whether new materials have been replaced, I still have a special job to do.When working overtime on weekends, everyone decided to hand over the Weibo and WeChat accounts to me to manage, and let me be responsible for replying and forwarding this kind of communication with contestants.It seems that the hunch is right, the new phone will come in handy.
When getting off work, the company sent a "Children's Day gift" to all employees. The annual employee benefit Outing is coming.I knew about this benefit when I signed the offer with HR before I joined the job, but I didn't expect it to come so soon, so I was super excited.I took a rough look at this year's alternative routes in the mail, and I immediately set my sights on Japan, thinking that I might have a chance to meet Xiaohua when I pass by Tokyo.
I hurriedly met with Aning and Fatty, and confirmed that the routes we wanted to go were different, and the travel time could be staggered, so I happily signed up for the Japanese tour at the end of June, and began to worry that the time was a little tight.Unexpectedly, the executive sister said that this is just a pre-registration. After soliciting everyone's interest, the lines that do not have enough people to start the group will be eliminated.So, don't be too happy too early, maybe the group won't be able to hold at the end of June.
Even so, when I got home at night, I couldn't wait to bombard Xiaohua on WeChat, telling him the good news, and getting him ready to take a bath and change clothes, and welcome me on the red carpet.But after a long, long, long time, Xiaohua replied to me very quickly: "I'm busy so I won't talk to you, and I can't make an appointment with you for the time being."
Fuck, although I understand that our little Jiuye is more cautious than me in handling things, and he doesn't say things out of the way, in case there is an emergency or something, but I really feel cold water!If I didn't know him, wouldn't it be the same as posting a cold ass?Moreover, he didn't even mention the photo of me today that I sent him during the bombing.
It's late at night, busy picking up guests?Disappointment!
I threw my phone on the bed and ignored him.The table was too messy, I snorted a few times to make room for a quieter place, but with a sweep of my hand, I found the box of gingerbread men.I'll go, won't it spoil if I haven't eaten for so many days? !I quickly took it over and opened it to have a look and smell it. It seemed like nothing was wrong?However, pastries made by myself will definitely not contain preservatives, and it is estimated that they will not last long.
I picked up a laughing one in my left hand and an embarrassing one in my right hand, and compared them.It's too cute, I really don't want to say it, but it's broken and wasteful... I managed to force myself into a dilemma.In the end, I said in my heart, anyway, I am reluctant to eat it now, and it is not bad, let’s talk about it later... As everyone knows, this habit of avoiding "dilemma" almost killed me in the near future.
After cleaning up the desktop thoroughly, I silently reached for my phone, and even took a slightly tragic photo of the gingerbread people as a permanent souvenir.There is a picture of the little embarrassing person that was taken so well that I even set it as a screen saver on my phone.After looking at the photo album for a while, flipping through it, I found a photo of me and the fat man.Thinking of the "cute case" triggered by this photo, with the comparison, I couldn't help but secretly curse Xiao Hua.According to Fatty's calculation of "two days equals six years", I haven't seen him for how many reincarnations, and Bai Suzhen has been cultivating the human form several times!Hearing that I'm going to meet up, I'm still so calm. What a sentence that ruined the atmosphere. I haven't had as much fun as chatting with the cute bottle today!So I opened WeChat again and yelled at him.
"I don't care about you so much! Wait for me, I'll wait until I get there! I'll eat you to pieces!"
Facts have proved that Fa Xiaoer is Fa Xiaoer, as Xiaohua said, she was busy, so she made time to "interview" me that day.Of course, the long-cherished wish of wanting to eat him to the bone is not so easy to realize, after all, he is still a real grandpa.But later, I reckoned that he would rather have me make him poor than face me like that.
After yelling at Xiao Hua, I immediately felt a lot better. I continued to look at the photos and saw the one taken in Sanlitun... Then I was busy taking pictures, chatting, eating, and working, and I forgot about those strange feelings.Maybe it's not really forgotten... I suddenly felt as if I had been evading subconsciously, constantly trying to whitewash myself.
Obviously, in addition to escaping, sometimes I will show another extreme state, a completely masochistic positive and negative polarity.For example, now, I glanced at the computer and looked at the time, nine o'clock.Like a murderer of Tai Chi, he had an impulse to find out what happened to him, but what his grandfather once said suddenly appeared in his mind-leaving room for himself in doing things.
It may be better to be confused about some things. Since everyone is living in peace and everything is in a good rhythm now, don't do it.However, maybe it was just because I didn't expect it at all that I was so restless when I saw that head portrait. Didn't I be fine later?If this is the case, won't it be completely relaxed after figuring it out?
No, I still have to take a look, just take a look and confirm.
I opened MSN, and found that the Internet speed was not as slow as usual. After I clicked to log in, I went up immediately. I regretted it for a moment, and wanted to be an ostrich again.The movement of my hands was faster than my brain, and I subconsciously set it to the offline state, and then I took a breath and clicked on the group to look.In the end... I was confused, and the Poker Bottle was basically black.Moreover, I don't know if it's because he is not online, so he can't get a new profile picture, or it's the big HYF logo.
A little relieved, but a little disappointed... I curled my lips and looked for a movie to watch.I was afraid that I would not receive the login prompt in full-screen mode, so I had to pause and minimize it a few times to open MSN.The movie was quite boring, I forced myself to watch it after ten o'clock, but I still couldn't arouse any interest in the ending.
At 10:30, MSN finally had a login prompt, it was boring!I quickly clicked on him and stared at the head portrait.But the moment the new avatar came out, he went offline again... This was the case during the two days of writing the case, and he said "I just came to take a look".I couldn't control myself at all, and I was reminded of the possibility that I was most afraid to face.
Did he come up to see... am I there?In those two days, he came up to take a look... Did I sleep?
Just thinking about this possibility brought that feeling back.You can feel the hot temperature of your face without touching it, and your heart is beating like a drum.I don't know whether it's because the blood is rushing up to the brain, or the blood has gone to some other place and the brain is hypoxic, but I still feel dizzy.
As soon as the brain hole was opened, it became one, and many previous things kept popping up with various questions: He asked me to go to the meeting last time because of the cafeteria.Then last time, who called me last time?He said he didn't know, but after that, no one else paid any special attention to me except him.It was such a coincidence that people who obviously didn't need to attend the meeting showed up when I went?If the last time can be explained by saying "he invited me to attend politely", what about the last time?Not only did he happen to be present last time, but he also happened to smoke with us last time.But I never saw him smoke again after that, and he didn't even smell the smell of smoke on his body or in the car!The fat man said, there were no cakes and coffee before, it was just a coincidence that I had them when I went there, and he only smoked when I went there?Also, why invite me to dinner?If the card for clearing the black glasses for the first time was to apologize to me, what about the Hangzhou cuisine after that?Why do you want to try nightclubs, bars and other places, instead of going with ready-made black glasses, let me accompany him instead?
There were too many questions, and they rushed into my mind all at once, making me overwhelmed, messy and strange.The reason why I find it strange is that something is always wrong, such as the black glasses, and he was the one who notified the two meetings.For another example, why did he find out about things that I thought should be kept secret, such as making plates and eating?These strange places make all the problems connected and contradictory, which makes me even more puzzled.
I was confused and a little scared.I didn't even bother to wait for a normal shutdown, so I just closed the lid of the notebook, got into bed and forced myself to close my eyes and sleep, not to think about it.Didn't open MSN before, isn't it good?And... mung bean soup, yes, they are obviously good too?Isn't the black glasses still planning to give him a surprise?Isn't this exactly the look of "one bite for you, one bite for me, sweet little couple"?I must be sick, thinking too much.Even if people smoke or not, they have to think about it, whether they are sick or not!Stuffy oil bottles have a small addiction to cigarettes, and they don't like smoking in the car, can't they?Didn't I smoke another one in front of him?
And don't forget the pretty important fact - they seem to have been arguing for a while.From this point of view, does it mean... that a harmless little ant like me became a tool for the two of them to "fight wits and courage" during the Cold War?Pokerfing has always been intentional, including asking Black Glasses to notify me of a meeting and tell him about our dinner together and the engraving. So, that day, Black Glasses finally couldn't resist and got jealous, so he drove Pokerfing's car away. It's so abnormal, not only to test me on the way, but also always have something to say?
It's very possible... Thinking about it this way, not only is the strange place no longer strange, but the problems are also clear.But why do I suddenly feel a little panicked in my heart, could it be that I... Impossible!I am not at all!Not like them, I like big girls!Therefore, it is definitely not the reason why I am sad, but because I have become a "tool" inexplicably.
It must be so.Look, thinking about it like this is not only sad, but also angry, angry with the two of them.
Can no longer diverge thinking.Grandpa is right, leave room for it.Leave room... leave room... I muttered, hypnotizing myself.In order to ignore the people who came to mind and the rising anger, the content of the chanting gradually changed to "I'm not...
I didn't sleep soundly. At the beginning, there were weird dreams that were slightly related to my daytime experience. They were messy and had no logical relationship, one after another.After that, it was blank for a while, and after that, another dream appeared.The picture looks familiar, and it is very cool, so cool that it is a little cold, and the whole body is soaked.I was drenched in heavy rain?No, it's not rain... I wiped the water on my face to see the situation, but immediately after I wiped it, there was water pouring down again.I could barely squint my eyes and look up. It wasn't raining, but a huge waterfall in front of my eyes.
Only then did I have hearing, and suddenly I felt the sound of the water was deafening.Someone seemed to be talking to me next to me, but the sound of the water was so loud that I couldn't hear anything clearly.I wanted to see who was speaking, but I couldn't open my eyes at all, and there were splashes of water between us, as if separated by a water curtain.
Suddenly, my angle of view changed, turned into looking down, and my field of vision became clear. Like a bystander, I saw myself and the people next to me.Before I could confirm it, I seemed to be dragged up by something, flying higher and higher, farther and farther away, and I could only see the top of "us".Gradually, even "we" became two small black dots, and the whole picture of the waterfall unfolded in front of my eyes, which was almost a closed ring. From this perspective, it was really scary, and the middle part of the ring was like a huge black hole , is devouring that "us".
When the mobile phone alarm clock rang, I actually opened my eyes and woke up a few minutes earlier than it, but I was still not awake.I mechanically turned off the alarm clock program, and continued to lie there to refresh myself, recalling that dream.I was extremely tired physically and mentally, but I still remembered that dream clearly from beginning to end: the deafening voice, the coldness of the water hitting my face, and the anxiety of someone who was clearly speaking in my ear but couldn’t hear or see clearly… ...all the same as the real thing.I don't know how to interpret dreams, and I don't know what this dream means, but the "big black hole" made me feel deeply afraid.
When I was fully awake, I rolled my eyes, only to realize that the room was very dark, and checked the time with my phone.The time is fine, it looks cloudy, will it rain?umbrella?Oh, by the way, the umbrella was left at Fatty's house when he was looking for it last time. I must remind him to bring it to me later.I went through all this in my head before I got up and took a shower.
As a result, I didn't sleep well, and I was in a trance, and I still completely forgot to remind the fat man to bring me an umbrella.When I went out, I found that the sky was unusually gloomy, the air pressure was extremely low, and the air was full of moisture, which made people feel breathless and uncomfortable.Then I thought of calling Fatty, but he was already on the way, and because he was driving, his home and company had basements, so he didn't bring an umbrella at all... Forget it, anyway, he will be on the subway soon, it seems that at least he is going to work Still can't get off the road.Even if I recite it a little bit, the rain doesn't fall until after get off work, so I'll leave the company later at a big deal, and I'll be reimbursed for taxi and meal expenses if I leave late.
There was no problem with the advertisement going live or changing the material, everything went smoothly.As a result, when I was making a screen copy report, a system message popped up on QQ. I glanced at it and was immediately embarrassed.What's wrong with the orange rainstorm warning... That wet, cold and noisy dream didn't have any deep and scary meaning at all, it was just a weather forecast, to tell me that there will be heavy rain today!Could it be that I have hidden some high-end skills?From now on, even the Meteorological Bureau will have to beg me, "Little Sanye loves to come and sleep with us." In the future, I will no longer have to work hard to earn this pitiful salary, and I will be able to sleep and dream. Got rich?
It's a pity that I was not aroused by this self's complaints. Instead, I felt helpless and sad that "the leak in the house happens to rain all night"... I am already so pitiful, if I don't comfort myself, then I am too cruel.So I thought, this is a torrential rain level. If it is as brutal as last year or the year before last, and a heavy rainstorm accident paralyzes the whole city, then can I use an umbrella?It's not the night rabbit family, they are invincible with an umbrella, and they still have to get wet.
How indifferent to the weather forecast do we, a group of people who are so busy all day long, care about?It is estimated that the system pop-up prompts of the chat tool or the weather forecast that comes with the client are designed for people like us.For a moment, there was some commotion around, and everyone was basically complaining.No, for those who need to take public transportation to and from get off work, there is nothing romantic about raining, it will only feel troublesome.No one will have the kind of leisurely mood, like in "Singin' in the Rain", drenched in the rain and sing "Singin'intherain", let alone in this kind of heavy rain that has nothing to do with romance.
The black glasses stood up suddenly, opened the roller blind of the window behind him, looked at the sky with his head, and took out his mobile phone to make a call.
"Hey, do you want to go if it rains today?"
"Then you pick me up, I'm afraid it's not easy to take a taxi."
"Well, wait for you, hang up."
Today on Wednesday, his car was restricted again.Didn't you change cars with Poker Bottle this time?So... this is a phone call for Poker Bottle?
"Naive, don't worry, if it rains, the fat man will take you back."
I came back to my senses, and after a moment of reaction, I realized that it was the fat man who was talking to me.I turned my head to look at him, and I saw a trace of guilt on his face, which was rare, and the words were a little bit coaxing to a child... Is it written on my face, or is it rare and serious? My contrast is too big, he thought I was making troubles about the umbrella?I left the umbrella at his house by myself, and I forgot to call him in time to remind him this morning, he is so sorry!So he quickly replied: "No, no, it's not on the way. It's raining."
The fat man remained silent, staring at my face.I was really too lazy to talk anymore, I felt it was a waste of time and energy, I wanted to dismiss his apology, send him away, and quickly added: "I'm so precious, you should ask Yun Caixiu and the others if they want a ride."
Sure enough, the fat man's expression changed instantly, as if he had been enlightened.Probably because he was embarrassed to run away right away, but he still showed some concern for me: "The fat man, I think you are mourning again. Didn't you work well yesterday? Didn't you work overtime? Could it be that you didn't sleep for dinner or eat breakfast all night?" eat?"
Not only am I too lazy to talk now, but I'm also a bit unwilling to deal with any inquiries. When I hear it, my brain hurts: "I didn't sleep well, I have a headache."
"Oh..." Fatty nodded, "Then go back to bed early today. By the way, there are still leftover snacks from yesterday in the refrigerator..."
"Oh, let me tell you why you old man is acting like my mother! Go find your cloud, I will eat myself when I am hungry!"
finally kicked him out...
Speaking of mother, I have to say that there is always someone who misses me on days like this, and that is my mother.She reads the weather forecast every day and knows more about the weather in Beijing than I do.Sure enough, after a while, the phone call came.I went directly to the stairs and smoked a cigarette by the way.I must not mention to her that I didn't bring an umbrella, even so, a mother will always worry about you, worry about you, order this, order that.In order to divert her attention and save my brain that was on the verge of collapse, I told her that the company Outing might meet Xiao Hua.Sure enough, she was very happy and said that she would go out for a walk, buy some Xiaohua's favorite food and send it to me, and asked me to bring it to him when I went, and then hung up the phone quickly.Guessing that she guessed really well, I let out a sigh of relief.
In the afternoon, Aning mobilized some colleagues and asked them to "participate" in the Playful event to warm up the scene for us.With this kind of thing, everyone got excited as soon as they played, and I received all kinds of Aites in a short while.Except for the fake entry pictures made by the creative company to stir up the atmosphere, the contestants are basically acquaintances, which feels weird.But how lively they reposted themselves, I really don't have to worry about it, I don't have to worry about thinking about something interesting, just repost their reposted content.
But when real contestants sent pictures, I was still under a lot of pressure. I deeply felt that cuteness was not easy to sell at all, so I focused my energy on studying how to express it to be likable.During this period, Poker-Face sent me a message on MSN. Fortunately, it was a typical opening sentence that he didn't know how to chat: "Busy?" busy."
Since I devoted myself to the business of selling cuteness, I didn't feel the time flies, and suddenly... I feel a little noisy around?As soon as I regained my attention, I realized that the light in the office was not right, a bit like the effect of turning on the lights at night.It shouldn't be, is it true that I have forgotten myself to this level?I glanced blankly at the time in the lower right corner of the computer. It was not yet six o'clock, and I was even more confused... I quickly raised my head to see what was going on.I saw that everyone gathered by the window and looked out, and all the roller blinds were pulled up by them.I knew right away why.It really looks like night falls outside the window, this kind of sky... even if someone suddenly yelled Tang Seng's phrase "be careful, it's thundering, it's raining, pack up your clothes", there is no sense of disobedience at all.
Who knows that the sky is like this, and the rain is holding back!Could it be that he was accumulating energy points in anger?
At six o'clock, the black glasses answered the phone and left.I looked at Poyoufeng's MSN, and I don't know when he went offline.Since he arrived on time, it seems that he should have left early?Yuncai had to work overtime, so the fat man hurriedly called to order dinner.I didn't let him count me in, since it hasn't rained yet, I don't want to be here pretending to work overtime.
At 06:30, Weibo and WeChat finally quieted down. I had nothing to do. I wanted to get out of the way before it rained, but suddenly I heard some ominous voice, and everyone became restless.Damn, it seems that the Rain God only competes with hard workers who go to work, and Always likes off-duty hours...
It's raining.
It's different when the energy value is enough, and it's aggressive when it comes up.The torrential rain was blown by the wind and flew sideways in bursts.
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