I don't know myself

Chen Xiao threw his mobile phone on the bed and sat on the bed with the small pink love post-it that his sister gave him. The first one is jumping, the second one is not jumping, and then down in order.

It should have been about 10 minutes since he tore the post-it notes in a cycle like that. When he saw the last one in his hand, God made him jump down. Could he not jump?

Chen Xiao threw the last pink love post-it note on the bed, pursed his lips and called Jiang Yan who was waiting for him downstairs:

'How do you think about it? '

"You've been thinking about it for half an hour~"

"Fuck, has it been that long? I don't feel..."

'Well, what do you think? '

"I bought a bunch of ice cream from the small shop next to your building and ate them all slowly..."

'You just called me, did you say you were slow? '

"Eh... I, after all, jumped off a building and hesitated for a while!"

'So you're hesitating after calling me? '

"Well, but I'm still a little scared..."

"I'm really afraid that I'll jump off and land on my head and leave this beautiful life..."

'Which floor do you look at?If you jump off the 12th floor, you may turn over!'

"This tm is only on the 4th floor, as long as you don't want to touch the ground, you can tm get your head on the ground"

"I fucking know!"

"I'm just afraid!"

"I'm afraid I'm too nervous and go down head first!"

'Then I'm leaving, you decide whether to land head first or legs first!'

"My time is tight and I have to spend it on you, and you don't appreciate it, so I have to leave if I don't have any tricks."

"Fuck, don't fuck away!"

"Jiang Yan, if you dare to leave me, I will never be with you again!"

'Well, what did you say? '

'Will you say hello to me again?Hello with me, you tm are still with Song Ke'

"Chen Xiao, you're really good at riding two boats"

"I tm... no!"

"Why do you have to hold on to Song Ke? Why can you mention him everywhere?"

'Why, I said you are angry with him? '

"I do not have!"

"I just... I just get annoyed hearing his name!"

"no other meanings…"

'It doesn't mean anything to me, I'm just jealous!'

"what"

Jiang Yan looked at Chen Xiao with a slight corner of his mouth, and Chen Xiao, who was looking down with his mobile phone, looked away a little embarrassedly:

"Then...then, then I jumped"

"You fucking must catch me!"

"If you don't want to catch me, I will never let you go!"

'OK, received!'

'I'm crushed by you and I'll catch you too!'

"Quick jump, brother's big hands are ready to pick you up~"

"Go away, you are not serious, can you be more serious?"

'You call me old and not serious, how can you make me serious? '

"Fuck, I'll hang up after chatting with you!"

"Look at my position, don't stand tm stiff, then I won't hand you the place where I'm standing towards you!"

'Got it, hurry up!'

'After a while your dad comes to see you, he won't slap you again'

"Go away, don't give me a crow's mouth!"

Chen Xiao hung up the phone very angrily and took a look at his clothes. If he put his phone in his clothes pocket or trousers pocket, more than 50.00% of him would fall out when he jumped downstairs.

If he succeeds in jumping off a building and his phone is broken because of it, he still has to spend money to buy it and then he has to go home, because he hasn’t looked for a job yet and has no money now.

Fuck, thinking about it, being locked up in a small dark room is not aggrieved. It is really aggrieved to not have a cent or a dime on your body. If you want money, you have to get it from home. It feels aggrieved to death!

Then without thinking, he took out a coat from his messy closet, and wrapped a few laps of toilet paper to keep his phone from breaking.

Then he put the jacket on his body, put the phone in his pocket and zipped it up, and after it was completely perfected, he took a look at his room again, he was about to leave, he was about to leave his own bright little dark room.

When Chen Xiao just stepped on the window frame with one foot and stepped on it with the other, his buttocks just sat on the window frame, and the door of his room opened.

Seeing that his mother almost didn't scare him, she jumped straight away, her eyes widened when she saw that the posture was about to jump off the building.

He watched her mother pointing at herself with trembling hands, Chen Xiao knew that his mother must be thinking too much, his mother must have watched too many TV dramas, seeing him now must have thought she was going to commit suicide:

"Son of Chen Xiao!"

"What can't you think about? Tell your mother, what can you do to jump off the building?"

"You really jumped off the building, what should your mother do?"

Chen Xiao watched his mother say a few words and his eyes turned red. He frowned and his heart twitched. He really wanted to tell his mother, you think too much, mother, I just want to go out and not be locked up.

But look at Jiang Yan downstairs who is waiting to hug him, still holding up two arms, forgetting about nothing, maybe this is a young man, if you want to do something that doesn't work, just bite the bullet.

Chen Xiao took one look at his mother and jumped down without thinking, his mother ran to the window without wiping away her tears, as a mother to see how her son jumped off the building.

Who knew that when Chen Xiao jumped down from the 4th floor and fell quickly, he suddenly felt that he didn't fall standing up in this posture...

Is there any mistake? He seemed to be jumping forward. Chen Xiao, who was looking at the ground, suddenly felt that if he fell to the ground, it would be normal for both legs to be broken...

Jiang Yan watched him pounce on him and frowned, he didn't care about anything, he probably found a place where Chen Xiaoneng landed and stood there.

When he quickly decided whether to break the bone or not, Jiang Yan caught Chen Xiao, but Chen Xiao felt that his jaw was not his own.

I don't know why he may love other people's collarbone too much, and his chin hit Jiang Yan's collarbone accurately, and he felt that the ring below him seemed to usurp the throne.

Then I heard the "crackling" sound of my ankle being sprained, which I could only hear.

He might just be so realistic and unlucky, hey, he's only on the fourth floor and he's about to lose his jaw and his feet that are about to run away...

Jiang Yan didn't feel any better. He said that it was only a layer of skin and the rest was bones. Being hit by Chen Xiao's falling object, the feeling would hurt even if someone punched him.

He frowned and glanced at the person in Chen Xiao's painful mask, enduring the pain from his collarbone and hugged him: "Is Chen Xiao okay? '

Chen Xiao didn't dare to speak, he felt his chin, it hurt for a while, then numb, and then hurt again. It was this transitional feeling, which made him feel that his chin might usurp the throne.

He shook his finger at Jiang Yan and pointed to his sprained right foot. Jiang Yan saw him pointing at his foot and understood what it meant.

He didn't bend down to check Chen Xiao's feet immediately, but looked up at Chen Xiao's mother who was looking at them.

Chen Xiao's mother had an indescribable expression on her face, as if she wanted to say something but didn't say anything, she just opened her mouth and looked at his son with a surprised face, as if the tears didn't stop flowing.

Jiang Yan nodded to Chen Xiao's mother as a greeting, Chen Xiao's mother stared at him in a daze for a while, turned and left.

Only then did he cast his gaze on Chen Xiao, who had a mouth that couldn't yell out the pain. For some reason, looking at Chen Xiao's painful masked face, he really wanted to laugh and couldn't help it:

'How about it? '

'Does it feel good to jump off a building? '

"Do you want to be caught by your parents and dance again?"

With your eyes closed tightly enduring the pain from your jaw and ankle, you really want to punch him Jiang Yan, can you be a human being?

Then you don’t want to be a person, do you want to be more personal? Do you think that jumping off a building is for playing a game? You can jump if you want. Chen Xiao really regrets why he jumped off?

Isn't it uncomfortable to lie on your soft bed and sleep? Is it uncomfortable to sit on the stool and play with your mobile phone?He tm may have just opened his mind and jumped off the building after listening to Jiang Yan's words.

Chen Xiao: I really want to talk, I'm so aggrieved, I've never been so aggrieved in my life!

Jiang Yan watched Chen Xiao stand still for a while, the expression of the painful mask disappeared a lot, and then he patted Chen Xiao's back lightly twice:

'Let's go'

'How about I carry you? '

'You can't walk now, your mother is dragging your father to catch up with us, and we will be destroyed!'

Chen Xiao frowned, looked at him and nodded, what could he say, he had already chosen to escape, chose to run, he jumped down, he had nowhere to go.

Apart from listening to Jiang Yan, he seemed to have no way to listen to others. Jiang Yan picked him up from the ground and glanced at the gate of their building.

It was also very strange that his parents didn't chase after him, he hugged Chen Xiao and got into the taxi and the master started the car.

He wanted to smoke habitually and then thought of Chen Xiao next to him, turned his head and frowned and looked at him: 'Are you okay? '

Chen Xiao closed his eyes tightly at him and shook his head. He is not good. He is not good at all. He felt that his chin was drifting away from him. He dared not speak for fear that his chin would really drop.

Jiang Yan was amused by his appearance and pointed to his collarbone: "To be honest, your bones are quite hard!"

"My collarbone hurt so badly when you bumped it!"

'If I knew I should eat more, I could gain some weight and it wouldn't hurt so much, don't you think so? '

Chen Xiao looked at him and couldn't speak, he was really uncomfortable, he really wanted to talk, but his jaw was so sore, it was sore and swollen.

What's even more annoying is that the person next to me still complains to me, saying that his bones are hard, but he hasn't mentioned his poor chin yet!

He started to complain to himself first, and who did he complain to?He really has a mouth that can't say what he wants to piss people off.

Seeing that he didn't answer his words, Jiang Yan subconsciously stretched out his hand to lightly touch Chen Xiao's chin. Chen Xiao felt so sore from his sudden pain.

He really wanted to slap Jiang Yan's hand away at once, but if he slapped it away, his hand would probably touch his chin, he didn't want to hurt it again, that feeling was so damn good.

Jiang Yan saw that he didn't turn to look at himself but blushed, and quickly shed tears that fell on his hands and showed him stunned.

The dignified and well-known person who thinks he is a straight man named Master Xiao, is so cute that his eyes are red with tears when he simply supports his chin:

'why are you crying? '

'I didn't do anything to you~'

'To be honest, shouldn't you be on my bed instead of here when you cry'

The driver who had been listening to their conversation was stunned, glanced at them from the display mirror and then turned his head helplessly.

Chen Xiao didn't care about what the old man said, he felt his chin hurt so much, he pointed to Jiang Yan's hand that was still under his chin.

Jiang Yan looked at him and smiled and retracted his hand. With a smile on his lips, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Chen Xiao:

'You don't have a dislocated jaw, do you? '