[Zhongyingmei] Did Dachao confess today?

The situation is a little more delicate now.

Leaving aside whether the operation of being bombed by the clown's bomb to the parallel universe Earth is feasible, Tony, who has always liked to contradict Bruce, put his arms around his chest. A "Tony Stark is the best, I don't believe any bullshit you're saying" look.

No way, Mr. Tony Stark, who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, has never experienced a defeat in his life. Most of them were rushed to let him be slapped in the face, and now he was slapped in the face by his opponent Bruce Wayne. , Tony is not happy about what he thinks.

What's more, a long, long time ago, he thought that Bruce Wayne was a pure brainless playboy who was inferior to him in every way.

But at that time, no one looked down on Tony, and he always looked like the only one in heaven and earth, which was understandable.

So after knowing that Bruce is Batman...

Tony: My face hurts a bit.

Of course, if these are just incentives, but most importantly, Bruce's good brother Clark is still the culprit who took his brother away.

With the combination of old and new hatred, Tony finds Bruce more and more disliked, and there are problems everywhere.

But now everyone is sick and sympathetic to each other, and at this moment the other party is spraying venom, it is unreasonable, and in the end, thousands of words can only be turned into a cold sentence: "Hmph!"

If you add a pair of sunglasses, it will be more suitable for Mr. Tony Stark's external image.

He doesn't talk to Bruce, and Bruce won't make fun of himself. The two of them put Joshua in the middle, and they look like the well water does not interfere with the river water. It is Joshua who has worked hard and is caught in the middle. He looks left and right, He wanted to say something, but after holding back for a long time, he only let out a long sigh.

so difficult.

Joshua has already begun to miss his boyfriend who got up on his own earth.

Is Clark usually this difficult?

I don't know how long it will take to get to the nearest small town, and it's unrealistic not to speak along the way. Joshua thought for a long time, but he still didn't hold back and started.

Joshua: "Bruce, how do you know this is Earth in a parallel universe?"

Bruce didn't say much, he just took out his mobile phone. There was nothing on the black phone case except a small Wayne Group logo in the corner. The style of the phone was just like his other identity, Batman. Simple to the extreme, sexually frigid to the extreme.

In this regard, Tony and Bruce can be said to be very different. If Batman is a shadow lurking in the dark, then Iron Man is simply born for the camera, whether it is a garage full of dazzling sports cars or spending money. Later, the gold-red color scheme will earn a lot of attention wherever it flies, and the Mark armor fully demonstrates Tony Stark's desire for performance.

So when he saw Bruce take out his mobile phone from his treasure bag belt, Tony couldn't help it again.

"Is Wayne Technology out of money?" Tony touched the beard on his chin and said in a sincere tone: "Do you need Stark's capital injection?"

A single sentence is enough to show Mr. Stark's local tyrant that he can't hide from his whole body at this time.

There is no way, since Stark's weapons department was shut down to study clean energy, Stark's stock has skyrocketed, and it has hardly stopped.

So the current Tony is indeed a bit of a bad idea that he has money and has nowhere to spend it.

Therefore, it is understandable to show off in front of the deadly enemy.

Bruce: ...

He really wanted to say to Tony: That's it?

But Bruce still didn't reply to Tony's superficial suggestion, which actually implied showing off and mocking. He just glanced at Tony, and then handed the phone to Joshua. Numbers - 53.

Bruce said in a low voice: "Do you still remember the war eight years ago?"

Joshua and Tony suddenly changed their expressions.

How could Joshua not remember?

The war eight years ago was a history that the whole world kept secret.

Joshua is in the metropolis. Although he didn't experience the cruelty of the war with the superheroes of the Justice League, he still has a fresh memory of the distorted and terrifying monsters that appeared all over the world.

On that day, a huge spaceship appeared above the earth without warning, no matter which country on the earth could clearly see the huge spaceship floating in the sky, on that day all the electrical appliances on the earth were at the place where the spaceship appeared There was a collective failure for a moment, the only TV that was still on screen was flickering with no signal snowflakes, and then all of them turned into a person sitting on a throne in the darkness for a moment.

He said his name was Darkseid.

Human beings have always been proud of their unique minds and innate wisdom, but when they truly saw the powerful enemy outside the universe, that kind of pride finally disappeared on that day.

If it weren't for the newly formed Justice League to unite to drive the invading Apocalypse army out of the earth, I'm afraid that the entire earth will become Darkseid's pocket.

Joshua didn't realize the reason Bruce mentioned the war eight years ago at first, but when his eyes fell on the mobile phone in Bruce's hand, he suddenly realized what Bruce meant.

"This is..." Joshua was a little dazed for a moment.

"Hmm." Bruce took back his mobile phone, pursed his lips with only his chin exposed, and said lightly, "I used Apocalypse's technology."

Joshua: ...

The expression on Joshua's face was indescribable for a moment, he didn't know whether he should feel relieved for Bruce's trust in him at this time or be shocked by Bruce's behavior of using the technology of his former enemy to benefit him without any resistance.

In the end, thousands of words can only be merged into one sentence.

It's you, Batman!

Anyway, it doesn't matter if it's black or white, as long as it can catch mice, it's a good cat, isn't it?

Bruce didn't say much at all, and the two understatement words made Joshua immediately convinced the Zhenglian consultants around him from the bottom of his heart. Looking at Bruce, there was a little admiration in his eyes, and let him walk aside to watch The teeth of the clear tonic acid are about to fall out.

Xiao Jia greeted at the right time: "Sir, is there anything I can do?"

Tony smiled coldly, and subconsciously reached for his sunglasses in his breast pocket, only to feel lonely.

Xiao Jia: "Sir, you didn't bring your sunglasses."

Tony: "...I see!"

But after all, Tony is not a brainless person. Although he was worried that he was inexplicably stranded on the earth in the parallel universe, and changed from a rich man in the United States to a penniless pauper overnight, but Tony still adapted well. , slowly found the nearest town with Bruce Joshua.

There are not many people in the town. Although the streets are empty, there are two or three silver-gray robots floating in the sky, and the surveillance cameras that can be seen everywhere on the street are flashing red.

Such a scene is not common on Joshua's earth.

"Hmm." Tony looked up at the robot floating in the air, and touched his chin.

"WTF?"

He didn't know, but Joshua's eyes were familiar. He reached out and pulled Latoni's sleeve, and said with a little hesitation and embarrassment, "That's...that's the robot from Krypton."

"I saw it at Clark's once."

Tony:?

Tony didn't quite understand how Krypton appeared in this unknown town, but this didn't stop him from being very curious about it.

As soon as his eyes rolled, Tony thought about how to shoot down these robots floating in the air for research.

And Bruce probably had been prepared for a long time. From the moment he saw the town, he quickly took off the more obvious bat uniform and cloak on his body, revealing only the tights underneath, and hid in a black paint Painted alley.

Everything is normal, except that the tights on his body are a little too tight, making certain parts of Bruce stand out.

Joshua quickly turned his head and closed his eyes tightly and began to recall the beautiful sex of his boyfriend, but Tony was different. He looked Bruce up and down, then parted his hair in disgust and said coldly: "Oh, that's it?"

He never admits that his nemesis (self-confessed) Batman's capital is pretty good!

Xiao Jia: "Uh... Sir, bats..."

Tony: "Shut up!"

Xiao Jia shut up.

Bruce felt that Tony was naive, and this idea has not changed until now, even because of Tony's ridicule, the silent label has been deepened a lot.

He ignored it, taking advantage of the fact that no one was looking at the clothes hanging on the clothes rail on the balcony of the house in the alley, he took off a coat and trousers and put them on.

In just a few minutes, Bruce changed from Batman to an ordinary handsome passerby on the street.

Although it is often said that people rely on clothes, this sentence is obviously inappropriate for Bruce.

After all, he was someone who could wear an ugly dark green cheap coat and a pair of overalls that looked like haute couture at a fashion show, and this kind of clothes would be a disaster on Tony.

Even if Tony doesn't like it, he can't say that Bruce is too ugly.

Moreover, his dear brother sneaked a few glances from time to time, his eyes sparkling, and he sighed in appreciation.

Tony: The fist is hard.

After changing his clothes, Bruce put away his belt, and found a place to hide the bat suit, then swaggered out of the alley, turned a corner, opened the door and walked into a tavern.

Although the town was not big, the tavern was bustling. It was full of strong men with big arms and round waists, and several brown-haired girls with protruding figures and backs were walking around carrying plates full of wine glasses.

The doorbell rang, and everyone in the tavern looked at the three people who walked in and were incompatible with the environment here—to be precise, there were only two. Bruce switched seamlessly from the moment he walked in, and Batman The indifferent and sturdy disappeared without a trace in an instant, and his down-and-out and wild temperament perfectly blended into the environment of the tavern.

He walked straight towards the bar, glanced at Tony casually, and motioned him to take Joshua to find a corner to sit down, and he sat next to the female clerk who was wiping wine glasses behind the bar, reached out and tapped knocked on the table.

"A beer, please."

When he said please, it was more like flirting.

The gifted and handsome face allowed Bruce to chat with the waitress with flushed cheeks very quickly. Joshua stared dumbfounded at Bruce and the waitress while they were talking and then had a fierce kiss. Finally, Bruce took his face A conspicuous red lip print and two glasses of beer returned to Tony and Joshua's position.

"Your." Bruce pushed a glass of beer in front of Tony, and took a sip of the other glass in his hand.

Tony was also polite, and took a big sip directly.

Cold cold beer, now is the best time.

Joshua swallows, he's thirsty, but Bruce doesn't give him a beer.

His hand sneakily reached out to Tony's wine glass, and when he almost reached the handle, Tony slapped his hand off without mercy, raised his eyebrows, and said, "What kind of wine do kids drink?"

Joshua resented: "I'm 23! I'm an adult!"

Tony raised his eyebrows: "Oh, aren't you still a child? Who was the one who said he wanted to see SpongeBob SquarePants after drinking wine?"

Joshua: ...

He turned his eyes to Bruce who was on the side, showing a pleading look.

Bruce didn't say anything, just smiled when the waitress he'd been flirting with earlier came with a glass of milk.

"Thank you, Rosa."

The shop assistant named Rosa blew a kiss to Bruce, put the milk in front of Joshua, and said in some colloquial English, "Honey, your brother ordered milk for you."

Joshua: ...

Inexplicably, Joshua, who had an extra Batman brother, bulged his cheeks, and gurgled down the milk.

angry!

作者有话要说：更新啦！！考完四级了，明年再考！感谢在2020-12-0623:54:26~2020-12-1223:07:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: I resigned from Chang'an to come to one;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!