[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

After hearing this, Xuanzang rolled over and got down to find his handkerchief from the inner pocket of the monk's clothes, covered his mouth and nose, and pointed to the monkey still standing inside the house.

"Go out, don't come into my house until you wash off the smell."

"Okay, then my old grandson goes to take a bath first, and the monster is tied up and kneeling outside the door with his hands behind his back. Master, you can go to see him by yourself."

Wukong, who had succeeded in his plan, turned around and walked out, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising, and he pushed open the door briskly and went out.

Zhu Gangli, who was kneeling in the yard, looked at him with his head poking his head: "How is it? Did my master promise to see me?"

"I promise, I promise, you wait here, I'll go out and get you something to eat, and I'll be right back."

Wukong held back his smile, and after a few perfunctory words, he left the farmhouse where he was staying. After walking about 300 meters, he made sure that there was no one around, and jumped onto the big tree beside him flexibly with his whole body.

After picking a wild fruit from the tree, he leaned on the fork of the tree with his legs crossed, gnawing on the fruit, staring at the place where he just came out with his golden eyes, and the three big characters of watching the excitement were written all over his face.

In the bamboo fenced courtyard over there, Xuanzang had already put on his clothes, covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and walked out the door with his nine-ringed tin staff in the other.

Every step he took, he felt his nose being attacked, and the smell that the monkey brought in seemed to stay inside the room from outside the door.

Xuanzang silently recorded the monkey on the account, resisting the discomfort and pushing the door open.

In the yard, a fat and white man was half-kneeling on the ground, with his hands tied behind him, his ears were pecked, and his eyes were like silver flowers. When he saw a white-faced monk walking out of the room, he immediately opened his mouth with a smile on his face; Shi Yuanying, if I knew it was Master who came to my father-in-law's house, I should have gone out to greet him earlier, and the master has been waiting here for me all day."

While speaking, countless smells floated in the air. Xuanzang held the hand that held the handkerchief, the veins on the back of his hand were throbbing violently. , I am not your master."

"My disciple used to be the Marshal of the Canopy in the sky. He was beaten down because of a mistake. A while ago, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva passed by Gaolaozhuang. Seeing me pitifully, he said that a monk would come from the Tang Dynasty in the East to go to the Leiyin Temple in the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. Let me keep him safe all the way, and make atonement, Master, aren't you a monk from Tang Dynasty?"

"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty, but I didn't agree to accept you as an apprentice. Whoever said this, you should go to him, and don't kneel at my door."

Knowing that the pig-head monster was summoned by Guanyin Bodhisattva, Xuanzang looked at the pig-head on the ground and heard his answer, and immediately began to cry, feeling that all the endurance in this life would be used up here.

He shook his hands and left, went back to the room and found a few unused incense sticks from the suitcase, lit them and bowed in the direction of the South China Sea, and quickly lit the incense: "Great Mercy and Great Compassion South China Sea Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Please don’t find so many monster apprentices for me, the poor monk doesn’t need it, the Bodhisattva likes to accept apprentices so much, why don’t you take all these monsters and goblins to you to sit down.”

Wukong, who was watching the excitement from the tree in the distance, saw the scene of a man and a monster confronting each other clearly with his golden eyes. He laughed so hard that he couldn't even eat the fruit.

"Hahahaha, my old grandson is laughing to death. You forced me to take a bath every day, and you wanted to use that magic spell to harm me. Today, I will let you know what it means to be really messy!"

Zhu Gangli, who was kneeling at the door, knelt there aggrieved, and howled several times into the room where the door was closed again: "Master, you can accept me as apprentice, if you don't accept me, I won't get up, you go Where, I will follow."

Inside the door, Xuanzang had already changed the handkerchief covering his mouth and nose, and then sat by the bed and opened his diary.

The next second, I saw a lunatic in the notebook, talking nonsense with his eyes open!

"Want someone to pick up your luggage? A cute pig?"

Xuanzang thought of the demon outside the door, through the veil, he could smell the stinky tofu that had been marinated for 300 years.

Ever since a certain person couldn't be with those furry animals, any monsters who went mad directly became more beautiful in his eyes?See who is cute and cute?

"Snapped!"

The fragile diary was closed and thrown under the pillow. Xuanzang turned his back to the door and faced the wall, thinking about finding a doctor for Chen Wei tomorrow.

Crack his brain, and his eyes that make pigs look good even if they look at them.

Wukong ate three fruits on the tree, seeing that the monk over there was not going to go out again tonight, so he hummed the old song of Huaguo Mountain and took a bath in a happy mood.

After he cleaned himself up, he went back to the house where he was staying.

As soon as Zhu Gangli saw him coming back, he was so moved that he quickly stood up and leaned towards him: "Brother, do me a favor. The master came out to meet me and closed the door at a glance. What does this master mean? He is Are you too sleepy to see me clearly?"

"Stop, don't speak yet."

Just after taking a bath, the clean monkey took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from its ears and placed it across its chest to block the opponent's approaching body.

As soon as the other party opened his mouth, the smell was so strong that Wukong's eyes were hot and he felt that his bath was just for nothing.

"Pig head, how many years have you taken a bath, let alone the smell on your body makes my master accept you, even I want to beat you out when I smell this smell."

The person who just fell asleep in the room woke up again.

Chen Wei smelled the smell from all directions, sat up from the bed dizzily, and took a look first, the bed was a bed, the table was a table, there were no monsters, kennels, or pigpens.

Reluctantly put on the shoes, followed the smell and walked out, wanting to see where it came from.

Just opened the door.

A strong and pungent smell hit his face directly, and Chen Wei was so dizzy that he almost fainted.

Reluctantly opening his eyes, he looked at the smell carrier, "Wukong! Quickly drag him away and throw him into the river!

It's like making biochemical weapons. The smell of Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng in Journey to the West is really miserable, and he gets along with this kind of guy every day.

When Wukong saw that it was Chen Wei, he immediately picked up the pig's ears to provoke somersaulting clouds, and rushed towards the river where he had just bathed.

When I got there, I kicked the opponent into the river, looked at the pig's head flopping in the water, and spread my palms; "Look at what my old grandson told you just now, you don't like to be clean, Master is definitely not Will take you."

Zhu Gangli didn't expect the smell on his body to be so bad, and the old man squatted in the stream with a little red face, "My old pig's daughter-in-law has never disliked the smell on my body."

He himself is used to smelling it, but he didn't expect this new master to be quite clean.

Even if Chen Wei didn't like cleanliness, he couldn't stand this kind of monster that could leave a scent when he walked by.

In order to prevent the other party from washing cleanly, he pinched his nose to attract the white dragon horse, and followed them all the way to the creek at the entrance of Gaolaozhuang Village.

In the creek, the pig rubbed its own flesh, and smiled and told the truth to the monkey; "Actually, I take a bath every month, but I'm a little busy recently, so I don't have time."

"What are you busy with?"

Chen Wei has already led the white horse to Wukong's side, squatting on the edge of the stream and looking at the monster in the water, stretching his arms while talking; "That, that, the back of the neck should also be washed."

"Hey, master, you said there is still something to wash, I have washed it all."

The monster who originally thought there was no hope of becoming a teacher, suddenly saw the monk he met in the afternoon came here again, and his attitude seemed much better than before.

"Are you really going to take him?" Wukong crossed his arms and looked at the mortals around him.

"If he keeps smelling like this, I don't want to accept it."

To be honest, Chen Wei had to pass Xuanzang's test if he wanted to accept disciples. Zhu Bajie's smell was so strong, it was completely hopeless.

"Are you disgusted that my old grandson can't help you carry your luggage?"

The young monk who was about to become an adult opened his eyes wide, and looked at the great sage who was questioning him, "Why do you think so, I only accept him because of the Bodhisattva's will, of course I don't dislike you."

In order to express his attitude, Chen Wei gently rubbed his monkey-haired head, his warm eyes turned into crescent moons; "That pig has no hair, how could I dislike you and like him so well. "

"Rory, let's talk about it, how do you deal with him?"

Wukong rolled his eyes, slapped away the palm that was kneading constantly on his head, and told him to find a way quickly with a vicious voice.

His nose has been refined in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, and he can smell the smell clearly from fifty miles away. Now there is a huge mobile source of odor under his eyelids.

It's like killing a monkey.

"Oh, let me try."

Chen Wei sighed, then looked at the pig demon who was still bathing in the creek, holding his chin and pondering: "He is now a boar, or a boar, the smell may be serious because he has not been castrated. After castration, it probably loses its taste?"

He was talking to himself here, and the monkey standing on the side listened to his chanting, a pair of fiery eyes slid down quickly, looked down at a certain position of himself, and then moved to the side without changing his face, away from this terrible mortal monk.

Zhu Gangli, who was taking a bath in the stream, was thinking about how to make his master like him, but he accidentally heard such words.

For a while, I squatted in the stream and didn't dare to take a bath anymore. I protected my key parts and thought to myself, or else I would talk to the Bodhisattva, can I change this matter of committing crimes and performing meritorious deeds?

The three masters and apprentices have different thoughts.

In the distance, at the end of Fuling Mountain, a wild boar's cry suddenly came, breaking the pensive trio by the stream.

Zhu Ganglian, who was squatting in the stream, heard the sound, stood up abruptly, put on his clothes, and walked away in a hurry.

"Master, brother, please wait a moment, my old pig will come to apprentice tomorrow!"

After all, go straight to the direction of Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain.

Wukong put his hands on his brows, looked at the place where he flew, and did not forget to turn his head and explain to Chen Wei: "The monster probably has a lair on that mountain, and I chased it all the way from the back house of Mr. That's the direction he fled."

Chen Wei put down the palm holding his chin, and looked at the hurried figure in the distance.

"Catch up and have a look. He seems to have something urgent to do. If it's another monster, let's get rid of Gao Laozhuang by the way."

"Then my grandson is gone!"

As soon as Wukong heard that he was going to fight monsters, Wukong summoned somersaulting clouds and flew over. When he was in mid-air, he saw Chen Wei who was about to mount his horse and chase after him. He pressed down the head of the cloud and looked at the mortals on the ground; This way, hurry up."

He had already discovered that every time this mortal flew into the sky by himself, he couldn't stop the expression of surprise and wanting to try.

The author has something to say: Xuanzang: I will invite a doctor tomorrow to treat the three.

Chen Wei:? ? ?three?Who else but me?

Xuanzang: That monkey, the meddling Bodhisattva, and you.

感谢在2021-01-2123:40:45~2021-01-2221:15:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Yimenmen;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Yuling; 1 bottle of Xiaoyu; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!