[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again
Chapter 81 1 more
Bone Essence did not expect this monk to be so wary, he smiled and showed half of his breasts, and replied innocently: "Okay, little master, you can come over and see for yourself, these are all vegetarian meals made by my slave."
In front of the pig-headed monster, she opened the blue pot in her hand, and the glutinous rice and lotus root could be seen in the clear and light soup.
Wu Neng was the first to see the food inside, and quickly explained to Chen Wei, "Master, this is glutinous rice and lotus root soup."
The other party opened the green magnetic bottle in his hand again, which contained several green group burritos.
Chen Wei didn't approach, just stood behind Wu Neng and stretched his neck, looked into the earthen pot, saw that it was indeed lotus root soup, and took a few serious glances at the female monster.
"Female benefactor, is this spell difficult to learn?"
Xuanzang said in his diary that he missed him. When a certain person calculated that he hadn't been out for half a year, he just fell asleep, and there was no time difference at all, but Xuanzang was different.
That guy really spent half a year without his own life.
Chen Wei was still thinking about how to let this guy let go of the things he couldn't wake up for the past six months, when the Bone Demon jumped out.
This monster has no other skills, but he is very proficient in changing spells. It would be great if he could be taught.
When Xuanzang missed him, he casually pointed at the flowers and trees on the side of the road, changed into his own image, and appeared in front of Xuanzang again. Chen Wei thought about that scene and couldn't wait to learn it.
The corners of Bone Essence's mouth twitched, and he laughed dryly while holding the blue crockpot: "What is the little master saying? Nunu can't quite understand it. This is just the lunch cooked by Nunu. If you don't eat it, I will give it to you." Going to the mountains, my husband is in the northern valley of the mountain, taking a few guests to plow the fields."
"Oh, then hurry up and deliver food to your husband. My apprentice has already gone to pick fruit, so I won't disturb you two sharing lunch." Chen Wei pulled Wu Neng back to the side, gave way to her, and motioned for her walk slowly.
Drifting, who sat on the ground and was as tall as standing, quietly imitated his master and brother, stood up from the ground, and his height of more than four meters suddenly overwhelmed the audience.
With that blue face, Gaga stood out a lot taller than ordinary people, and with long legs that were taller than the Bone Demon, he took a silent step to reach behind Chen Wei and stood up.
"Master, he came here with good intentions to deliver the vegetarian meal. It's so fierce for us to refuse like this." Wu Neng looked at the little lady's pink and pretty face, and couldn't take his eyes off.
Chen Wei held his pig's head expressionlessly, and moved his gaze to the Drifting Monk, and then to the very calm female benefactor in front of him.
"See what's different?"
"Junior Brother Sha's dressing style is really too bad?"
"Wrong, it's a woman who lives in the wilderness. Seeing your pig's head, not only is she not afraid, she dares to approach her. She even sees a strange monster like you, Junior Brother Sha, and she is still standing here, thinking about leaving. You Do ordinary mortal female benefactors fall in love with you?"
"No." Drifting, who was unresponsive, answered so quickly for the first time.
Chen Wei raised his thumbs up, gave him a thumbs up, and then taught Wu Neng: "Your third junior brother understands this truth, but you don't!"
Wu Neng: "..."
The bone spirit didn't want to leave at first, but it turned out that the little master was good-looking, but what he said when he opened his mouth, was this a young and energetic monk, what would he say to such a good-looking woman?
Bone Essence gave him an angry look, thinking that this guy still doesn't understand the relationship between men and women, so he will try again in a different identity.
She must eat Tang Seng's meat today.
The monster who made up his mind immediately showed annoyance of being humiliated. He raised his foxy eyes slightly, covered his face with his sleeves, and cried, "Master, why bother to ridicule Nunu like this, I just leave."
Facing the crying of the beautiful woman, Chen Wei behaved like a hard-hearted scumbag, completely indifferent.
After crying, Bai Gujing rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, and was about to leave with the blue crock pot, but Monkey King, who had gone to pick fruits to the south of the mountain, rushed back.
With his golden eyes open, he saw a bone monster standing in front of the master from afar, took out his wishful golden cudgel and hit it on the head.
"Hey! Where are the monsters hiding!"
"what!"
The bone spirit was slashed in the face, and performed an autopsy on the spot, leaving a fake corpse on the ground. He ran quickly to the old lair in the distance, and after changing into a bone, he faced the people in the cave. The blurry bronze mirror looked at the spot where his forehead was almost hit by a stick just now.
"This monkey is really powerful. It recognizes me just by looking at me."
"No, I can't just let Tang Seng go like this, even if I just eat a bite of his meat, I can grow my skin." The bone in front of the bronze mirror glanced at himself in the mirror, gritted his teeth and transformed into a man. An old woman who is over eighty years old, her temples are like ice and snow, she walks slowly, her face is like withered leaves, her cheekbones are upturned, her lips are downturned, and the dead wood in the cave has turned into a bent bamboo stick and appears in front of her. hands.
Step by step, he came out of the cave and walked in the direction of the four masters and apprentices just now.
Over there, Chen Wei was squatting on the ground, carefully poking the body of the woman lying on the ground with the branch in his hand.
"Master, senior brother beat someone to death. This is obviously a woman."
Wu Neng squatted beside him, took the initiative to turn over the lying corpse, seeing that the charming little lady who was talking to him just now lost her wits in the blink of an eye, Wu Neng wanted to jump up and bite Wu Kong a few bites.
"Why are you so ruthless! She looks so good-looking, so you can't see clearly before you strike."
Wukong glanced at him, and kicked the dead body on the ground: "Why do you have to see clearly, she has no hair on her face, no tail behind her, she probably won't be able to climb a tree yet, and she's an ugly monster, so it's not worth my money Have a look."
A certain general in the heavenly court applied the monkey's aesthetics to the person on the ground, and found that if the person had long hair on his face and a tail behind him.
The crying Wu Neng closed his mouth, and suddenly felt that the little lady was not good-looking anymore.
"Wukong, can you tell what material this corpse is made of? It's so real."
Chen Wei had already poked the corpse's arm with a branch, whether it was the skin or the elasticity after being poked by the branch, it was exactly the same as that of a human being.
It's a pity that when the person was alive just now, he hadn't touched the other person, so he didn't know whether the body temperature of the person transformed by the other person was hot or cold.
"can not tell."
The three masters and apprentices squatted on the ground to study the materials of the corpse, and the Bone Demon, who had turned into an old woman, walked in this direction crying all the way on crutches.
"A-Jiao! My A-Jiao! Where are you..."
The old woman who climbed up the hill saw a monk and three monsters squatting next to the fake corpse she had thrown on the ground just now.
Surrounding her female corpse was airtight, and the monk who looked the weakest among them had poked her face with a branch and deformed it a bit.
The Bone Demon turned into an old woman, and the howling in his throat suddenly stopped.
The four masters and apprentices who were watching the fake corpse finally came to their senses, stood up one after another, and threw away the hair, arms, and embroidered shoes they were studying in their hands with a little guilt.
Chen Wei coughed secretly, stepped over the fake corpse and blocked it with his feet, and still whispered in Wukong's ear: "Don't kill her with a stick, her spells seem quite interesting, let's stay and inquire with her." Where do you learn, can you teach, we can pay the tuition."
"What if she disagrees?"
"Master, master, is this also a monster?" Wu Neng stood behind them and forcibly joined the topic.
Looking at the four silent figures, Bone Demon was also a little embarrassed.
The atmosphere was very good just now, and she just found the feeling of crying. After accidentally bumping into the four master and apprentice doing that kind of thing around her fake corpse, once the atmosphere is interrupted, it will be a little difficult to restore it to the original state.
But she was standing here and saw the corpse, so if she left, she would be sure that she was a monster.
Bone Spirit could bend and stretch, leaning on crutches tremblingly, with a purse on his face, and weeping, he walked up to the four of them, master and apprentice.
"Woooooo, my Gillian, why are you lying here?"
Kneeling down in front of his fake corpse, shedding a few tears like a cat and mouse, and then looking at Chen Wei with a sad face: "Master, why did my Gillian fall here, and where did you come from? Gillian is only eighteen years old, and my husband is a kind person. He has built bridges and repaired roads all his life, loved the elderly and pitied the poor. Today, he vowed to be a monk when he went out. How could she be beaten to death here!
The hem of Chen Wei's clothes was pulled by someone, and the old woman dressed as a monster pulled his sleeves, crying and begging for an explanation.
"Grandma, don't cry. It's unlucky to cry for yourself."
Chen Wei took out his handkerchief and handed it to the other party. He really wanted to say that your acting ability is a wrong birth. If you send it to modern times, you must be the queen of the three golden actresses.
The Bone Essence tugged at his sleeve, lowered his head and howled, but his eyes rolled and turned, thinking about how much chance he had of succeeding in biting Tang Seng and running away.
As soon as she became murderous, Wukong, who had nothing to do to watch the excitement, raised his stick.
He didn't even make a sound, just hit the back of her head with a stick.
As soon as the Ruyi golden cudgel hit the old woman's head, the bone monster roused itself, transformed into a primordial spirit in an instant, shed the old woman's shell, and went straight to its lair.
Chen Wei stood where he was, unable to guard against being crushed by the fake dead body of an old woman who fell down.
The person who was not afraid of the dead body on the ground suddenly saw an old bark-like face falling down towards him, and was so frightened that he hurriedly tried to hold the monster up.
As a result, another corpse fell under his feet and tripped him directly. Before the world became dark, Chen Wei saw the old woman's ferocious face and smashed towards him.
"Hahahaha, master, you are so timid, you dared to touch that corpse just now."
Wu Neng Wukong, looking at the person who was staggering in order to catch the fake corpse, no one went up to support him, and wanted to see if he dared to support the monster's corpse.
As a result, the corpse was supported, and the person fell down.
When Xuanzang opened his eyes, he saw a woman's corpse sitting under him, and another body lying on top of him. Two disciples stood beside him and pointed at him, laughing wildly.
The author has something to say: Drifting: ... Did something happen?
Oh, it's the brother who was punished by the master again.
感谢在2021-01-2923:58:48~2021-01-3021:09:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 Yimenmen;
Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: riding a snail, Tianmeng, and Ruoxi 1; thanks to the little angels who irrigate nutrient solution: 109 bottles of Anjiu; 5 bottles of Dongguo Ejiao; 1 bottle of Lan; thank you very much for your support. ,I will continue to work hard!
In front of the pig-headed monster, she opened the blue pot in her hand, and the glutinous rice and lotus root could be seen in the clear and light soup.
Wu Neng was the first to see the food inside, and quickly explained to Chen Wei, "Master, this is glutinous rice and lotus root soup."
The other party opened the green magnetic bottle in his hand again, which contained several green group burritos.
Chen Wei didn't approach, just stood behind Wu Neng and stretched his neck, looked into the earthen pot, saw that it was indeed lotus root soup, and took a few serious glances at the female monster.
"Female benefactor, is this spell difficult to learn?"
Xuanzang said in his diary that he missed him. When a certain person calculated that he hadn't been out for half a year, he just fell asleep, and there was no time difference at all, but Xuanzang was different.
That guy really spent half a year without his own life.
Chen Wei was still thinking about how to let this guy let go of the things he couldn't wake up for the past six months, when the Bone Demon jumped out.
This monster has no other skills, but he is very proficient in changing spells. It would be great if he could be taught.
When Xuanzang missed him, he casually pointed at the flowers and trees on the side of the road, changed into his own image, and appeared in front of Xuanzang again. Chen Wei thought about that scene and couldn't wait to learn it.
The corners of Bone Essence's mouth twitched, and he laughed dryly while holding the blue crockpot: "What is the little master saying? Nunu can't quite understand it. This is just the lunch cooked by Nunu. If you don't eat it, I will give it to you." Going to the mountains, my husband is in the northern valley of the mountain, taking a few guests to plow the fields."
"Oh, then hurry up and deliver food to your husband. My apprentice has already gone to pick fruit, so I won't disturb you two sharing lunch." Chen Wei pulled Wu Neng back to the side, gave way to her, and motioned for her walk slowly.
Drifting, who sat on the ground and was as tall as standing, quietly imitated his master and brother, stood up from the ground, and his height of more than four meters suddenly overwhelmed the audience.
With that blue face, Gaga stood out a lot taller than ordinary people, and with long legs that were taller than the Bone Demon, he took a silent step to reach behind Chen Wei and stood up.
"Master, he came here with good intentions to deliver the vegetarian meal. It's so fierce for us to refuse like this." Wu Neng looked at the little lady's pink and pretty face, and couldn't take his eyes off.
Chen Wei held his pig's head expressionlessly, and moved his gaze to the Drifting Monk, and then to the very calm female benefactor in front of him.
"See what's different?"
"Junior Brother Sha's dressing style is really too bad?"
"Wrong, it's a woman who lives in the wilderness. Seeing your pig's head, not only is she not afraid, she dares to approach her. She even sees a strange monster like you, Junior Brother Sha, and she is still standing here, thinking about leaving. You Do ordinary mortal female benefactors fall in love with you?"
"No." Drifting, who was unresponsive, answered so quickly for the first time.
Chen Wei raised his thumbs up, gave him a thumbs up, and then taught Wu Neng: "Your third junior brother understands this truth, but you don't!"
Wu Neng: "..."
The bone spirit didn't want to leave at first, but it turned out that the little master was good-looking, but what he said when he opened his mouth, was this a young and energetic monk, what would he say to such a good-looking woman?
Bone Essence gave him an angry look, thinking that this guy still doesn't understand the relationship between men and women, so he will try again in a different identity.
She must eat Tang Seng's meat today.
The monster who made up his mind immediately showed annoyance of being humiliated. He raised his foxy eyes slightly, covered his face with his sleeves, and cried, "Master, why bother to ridicule Nunu like this, I just leave."
Facing the crying of the beautiful woman, Chen Wei behaved like a hard-hearted scumbag, completely indifferent.
After crying, Bai Gujing rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, and was about to leave with the blue crock pot, but Monkey King, who had gone to pick fruits to the south of the mountain, rushed back.
With his golden eyes open, he saw a bone monster standing in front of the master from afar, took out his wishful golden cudgel and hit it on the head.
"Hey! Where are the monsters hiding!"
"what!"
The bone spirit was slashed in the face, and performed an autopsy on the spot, leaving a fake corpse on the ground. He ran quickly to the old lair in the distance, and after changing into a bone, he faced the people in the cave. The blurry bronze mirror looked at the spot where his forehead was almost hit by a stick just now.
"This monkey is really powerful. It recognizes me just by looking at me."
"No, I can't just let Tang Seng go like this, even if I just eat a bite of his meat, I can grow my skin." The bone in front of the bronze mirror glanced at himself in the mirror, gritted his teeth and transformed into a man. An old woman who is over eighty years old, her temples are like ice and snow, she walks slowly, her face is like withered leaves, her cheekbones are upturned, her lips are downturned, and the dead wood in the cave has turned into a bent bamboo stick and appears in front of her. hands.
Step by step, he came out of the cave and walked in the direction of the four masters and apprentices just now.
Over there, Chen Wei was squatting on the ground, carefully poking the body of the woman lying on the ground with the branch in his hand.
"Master, senior brother beat someone to death. This is obviously a woman."
Wu Neng squatted beside him, took the initiative to turn over the lying corpse, seeing that the charming little lady who was talking to him just now lost her wits in the blink of an eye, Wu Neng wanted to jump up and bite Wu Kong a few bites.
"Why are you so ruthless! She looks so good-looking, so you can't see clearly before you strike."
Wukong glanced at him, and kicked the dead body on the ground: "Why do you have to see clearly, she has no hair on her face, no tail behind her, she probably won't be able to climb a tree yet, and she's an ugly monster, so it's not worth my money Have a look."
A certain general in the heavenly court applied the monkey's aesthetics to the person on the ground, and found that if the person had long hair on his face and a tail behind him.
The crying Wu Neng closed his mouth, and suddenly felt that the little lady was not good-looking anymore.
"Wukong, can you tell what material this corpse is made of? It's so real."
Chen Wei had already poked the corpse's arm with a branch, whether it was the skin or the elasticity after being poked by the branch, it was exactly the same as that of a human being.
It's a pity that when the person was alive just now, he hadn't touched the other person, so he didn't know whether the body temperature of the person transformed by the other person was hot or cold.
"can not tell."
The three masters and apprentices squatted on the ground to study the materials of the corpse, and the Bone Demon, who had turned into an old woman, walked in this direction crying all the way on crutches.
"A-Jiao! My A-Jiao! Where are you..."
The old woman who climbed up the hill saw a monk and three monsters squatting next to the fake corpse she had thrown on the ground just now.
Surrounding her female corpse was airtight, and the monk who looked the weakest among them had poked her face with a branch and deformed it a bit.
The Bone Demon turned into an old woman, and the howling in his throat suddenly stopped.
The four masters and apprentices who were watching the fake corpse finally came to their senses, stood up one after another, and threw away the hair, arms, and embroidered shoes they were studying in their hands with a little guilt.
Chen Wei coughed secretly, stepped over the fake corpse and blocked it with his feet, and still whispered in Wukong's ear: "Don't kill her with a stick, her spells seem quite interesting, let's stay and inquire with her." Where do you learn, can you teach, we can pay the tuition."
"What if she disagrees?"
"Master, master, is this also a monster?" Wu Neng stood behind them and forcibly joined the topic.
Looking at the four silent figures, Bone Demon was also a little embarrassed.
The atmosphere was very good just now, and she just found the feeling of crying. After accidentally bumping into the four master and apprentice doing that kind of thing around her fake corpse, once the atmosphere is interrupted, it will be a little difficult to restore it to the original state.
But she was standing here and saw the corpse, so if she left, she would be sure that she was a monster.
Bone Spirit could bend and stretch, leaning on crutches tremblingly, with a purse on his face, and weeping, he walked up to the four of them, master and apprentice.
"Woooooo, my Gillian, why are you lying here?"
Kneeling down in front of his fake corpse, shedding a few tears like a cat and mouse, and then looking at Chen Wei with a sad face: "Master, why did my Gillian fall here, and where did you come from? Gillian is only eighteen years old, and my husband is a kind person. He has built bridges and repaired roads all his life, loved the elderly and pitied the poor. Today, he vowed to be a monk when he went out. How could she be beaten to death here!
The hem of Chen Wei's clothes was pulled by someone, and the old woman dressed as a monster pulled his sleeves, crying and begging for an explanation.
"Grandma, don't cry. It's unlucky to cry for yourself."
Chen Wei took out his handkerchief and handed it to the other party. He really wanted to say that your acting ability is a wrong birth. If you send it to modern times, you must be the queen of the three golden actresses.
The Bone Essence tugged at his sleeve, lowered his head and howled, but his eyes rolled and turned, thinking about how much chance he had of succeeding in biting Tang Seng and running away.
As soon as she became murderous, Wukong, who had nothing to do to watch the excitement, raised his stick.
He didn't even make a sound, just hit the back of her head with a stick.
As soon as the Ruyi golden cudgel hit the old woman's head, the bone monster roused itself, transformed into a primordial spirit in an instant, shed the old woman's shell, and went straight to its lair.
Chen Wei stood where he was, unable to guard against being crushed by the fake dead body of an old woman who fell down.
The person who was not afraid of the dead body on the ground suddenly saw an old bark-like face falling down towards him, and was so frightened that he hurriedly tried to hold the monster up.
As a result, another corpse fell under his feet and tripped him directly. Before the world became dark, Chen Wei saw the old woman's ferocious face and smashed towards him.
"Hahahaha, master, you are so timid, you dared to touch that corpse just now."
Wu Neng Wukong, looking at the person who was staggering in order to catch the fake corpse, no one went up to support him, and wanted to see if he dared to support the monster's corpse.
As a result, the corpse was supported, and the person fell down.
When Xuanzang opened his eyes, he saw a woman's corpse sitting under him, and another body lying on top of him. Two disciples stood beside him and pointed at him, laughing wildly.
The author has something to say: Drifting: ... Did something happen?
Oh, it's the brother who was punished by the master again.
感谢在2021-01-2923:58:48~2021-01-3021:09:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 Yimenmen;
Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: riding a snail, Tianmeng, and Ruoxi 1; thanks to the little angels who irrigate nutrient solution: 109 bottles of Anjiu; 5 bottles of Dongguo Ejiao; 1 bottle of Lan; thank you very much for your support. ,I will continue to work hard!
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