Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Rocky is strong.

— This is an undeniable affirmation.

First of all, his villain literacy is extremely high: strong, low limit, he can do anything, and he can do anything, he can talk to you one second, and stab the kidney with a knife in the next second; and he also has his own mouthpiece Skills, eloquence so eloquent that it seems that there is a gun on the tongue, and it is really an elite instigating countermeasures.

Therefore, whenever Loki goes to Earth to "check in" as a demon, S.H.I.E.L.D. and others have to deal with it with the "highest level of alert".

Coping involves contacting a professional counterpart, Dr. Strange.

As the supreme mage, of course Stephen's attention will not only focus on New York City, but S.H.I.E.L.D. will always have a way to contact him.

However, when Stephen arrived at the scene, what he saw was not Loki shouting 'kneel', nor Loki stabbing someone with a knife on the top of his head, but Dai Rui Ya.

…Yes, hold Loki to the left and Dr. Octopus to the right.

The two supervillains who could write two books in the history of "super-reverse" just because of their experience as monsters, were tied in place without love. ——One of them was packed by its own mechanical tentacles.

At this moment, Doctor Strange and Loki miraculously shared their minds, and suddenly the thought of "Did I go to the wrong earth?" appeared in their minds.

Stephen's surprised eyes were not hidden, anyway, Loki had been stabbed by the eyes of this second-rate mage and snorted coldly.

...In fact, Loki felt that he was really wronged.

If there is such a person, for a while, he will become a melee mage and come to you with a long knife, bang bang bang, for a while, he will become a long-range curse and knock on a nail in the distance, bang bang bang. The Hulk can't move, and it also comes with buffs to avoid control and magic——

Anyone who encounters this kind of enemy will have a mental breakdown.

Self-contained nanny, self-contained immune control, long-distance attack and close-combat cut at will-this kind of coercion, is it going to be banned, okay? !

And what made Loki most angry was that he failed to activate the silver tongue skill this time!No matter what he said, the little girl had a 'hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) girl to me, but I just want to eat you)"

The provocation and brainwashing methods that the God of Trickster was good at using had no effect at all.

How do you say an oriental slang?He punched the old master to death.In fact, it is a truth.

After all, which foodie chef would pay attention to what the ingredients say to him... Unless Rocky recites "108 Cooking Skills of Snakes" on the spot, Deliya won't listen to him no matter how eloquent he is.

Thinking of this, even Loki couldn't help but gritted his teeth and said a few words: "Did you people on Earth suddenly mutate?"

Can you do something that a human being should do? !Do you think this is something that humans can do? !

#How to evaluate the fighting style of Deriya's hunting ingredients?

#It is the degree to which the evil god will curse people when they see it.

With the help (po) of Deriya, the spell on Tony's body has been lifted, and Iron Man, who has returned to his normal appearance, enthusiastically proposed, "Why don't you call the police and see if someone will help you?"

The tone is hospitable and positive—malicious, like sugar cubes stained with white|-arsenic.

"..." In an instant, Loki actually imagined the feasibility of this method.

Deliya was still engrossed in "Why did my lobster suddenly turn into a big lump of hard iron, can it still be eaten? Is it delicious? How can I eat it?" ' In the shock, after hearing this conversation, he quickly comforted Loki: "Don't worry! Have you heard some bad rumors about me from Dr. Octopus? Don't believe him! I am Very reasonable!"

"You can even choose your own cooking method! Steamed, braised, and soup...I can do it!" There are few chefs who can respect the opinions of ingredients like her!So considerate!It can be called the light of the industry!

Deriya's voice still has a soft tongue-biting sound produced by inexperience, the voice is very soft, but every syllable is like a broken knife, smashing heavily on Loki's heart, causing him to almost have a heart attack on the spot , "Don't be afraid, my cooking skills are very good! And after I finish eating, I will write [-] words of food impressions and food reviews for you! This will definitely be an unprecedented feast to enjoy! You can enjoy it too of!"

...Thanks, yes, but not necessary.

Deriya spoke softly, and Loki gritted his teeth when he heard it.

But the evil god who was hammered out of ptsd by the little hammer of the daughter of the ugly time looked at the blood-fed steel cold iron held in the opponent's hand, and still restrained himself from swearing.

In fact, the current situation has nothing to do with Rocky's own strength.After all, the role of the ugly girl is really too buggy.

If the so-called curse-based black magic is really put together, there will definitely be a thousand-meter-long cultural difference between Diria and the evil god, and the two will definitely be a large-scale magical fireworks show.Dog blood and coarse salt fly together, spells and mithril dance together.

But the Daughter of Ugly Time doesn't need the complicated procedures and cumbersome tools like other curses.She only needs to: specify a target for the straw man, and then knock. — that's all.

The hammer is paired with grass (referring to a kind of puppet), which can hit the emperor and the ghost king.

Shikigami who have fallen into demons due to obsession are mostly difficult to deal with, and the ugly girl is definitely the best among them.

Not to mention that the opponent is the seed player Rocky of the food storage warehouse, even if it is replaced by the inedible Shuten and Ogakumaru-level Oni Wang Dayao, he can still hold the hammer.

This wave is called the difference in skills between the East and the West, and it is also called imported cheats.

"...I suddenly feel now," Dr. Octopus lowered his voice, fearing that Deriya would chop up the stew, "It's actually my advantage that it doesn't taste good."

At least he doesn't need to specify a recipe for his mechanical tentacles.

Let’s leave this kind of treatment to Loki.

Doctor Strange: "...So is this the style of newcomers in your alliance?" With the stomach as the center and appetite as the radius, hunting indiscriminately?Hannibalization?

"And don't you give her food?" Look, this girl is so hungry that she wants to eat Loki!

Outrageous!Obviously he is so poor that he is willing to share the money to buy ice cream for Wang!

But what did the Avengers with the richest man in New York do!They can't even feed a little girl!

"Yeah, she's so hungry," Tony rolled his eyes at Stephen, "I haven't eaten for at least three minutes."

Well, if it wasn't for the fact that Tony had witnessed the picture of Deria eating lunch at home two hours ago, he would also feel that the little girl was abused inhumanely.

Tony couldn't help but like Stephen, he glanced at Deliya with indescribable eyes. The thick white scarf was opaque, firmly blocking the winter sun that didn't have much warmth outside, leaving a dark spot on her face. Hold down the blurred shadow.

Tony knew that the face covered by the mask and scarf was beautiful without any blind spots, but it looked like a little girl who hadn't grown up. She was as soft as a roll... …

...But who would have thought that during the fight just now, she picked up the hammer in the posture of Bisol, beating people like Hulk, and forcibly beating Loki.

There are Valkyries in God's Domain, and there are Black Widows in the Avengers.Neither Rocky nor Tony has any sexism, they feel that women should be weak...

But this reason is not enough for them to understand why a mage named Deria would beat someone with a 40-meter machete :)

"I always thought that all mages were like him," the curious Tony pointed to Stephen gossip, "he is good at tricks like drawing circles and turning butterflies."

Deliya thought for a second, and answered seriously: "If you want to see circles and butterflies, it's not impossible..."

Butterfly actuary is a common monster, and it's not difficult to draw; as for drawing circles - the little onmyoji thinks about it, and thinks that a judge who has always held a pen and has a bad command is the most suitable to show this skill.

I just don't know if the judge will scare these humans when the judge comes.

Otherwise, let the judge sign them first, shall we?No living person has ever seen the judge's signature. This rare thing should be considered a great gift in the eyes of humans?

"..." Tony felt that this sentence was a bit dangerous, but he still couldn't resist the desire to explore, "Then I will look forward to it very much."

Although anyone can guess that Loki must have some purpose in coming to Earth, but after all, real life is not "Detective X South". It is impossible for Loki to have a psychological breakdown after guessing the murderer and the result, accompanied by bgm to explain the crime process .

So if you want Loki and Doctor Octopus to tell their plan, you still need SHIELD to come forward and pry their mouths open.

But here's the tricky part: S.H.I.E.L.D. will not easily allow an unidentified supernatural being like Deliya who has just debuted for a month to come in and out.

You can still live if you snatch food from the tiger's mouth, but if you want to snatch food from the mouth of a tiger-it's probably useless.

In the end, it was Tony who took the blame and proposed to take Deliya back to the mansion, barely persuading the other party to allow Loki out of sight.

"Don't worry," Tony said with mixed feelings, he didn't know whether to laugh or laugh, "They won't secretly cook Loki behind your back."

When Deliya was still in the human world, she had heard of the rule that 'Onmyojis should register at the Onmyouliao after catching a shikigami', so she just asked, "I want to go with you too?"

The team formation task issued by the system has not been completed yet, and Deliya doesn't mind following the other party, but... she has never been close to humans.

"Of course, you are our hero now," Tony persuaded with a very standard Stark smile, "Do you want to have a grand celebration ceremony?"

——Nonsense, your face is full of 'I want to quietly stew snakes, and then surprise everyone', dare I leave you alone at this time!

You can sneak into S.H.I.E.L.D. on the spot and start grilling straight away!

What's more, Tony had already paid attention to Delia-just like he once paid attention to Spider-Man.

It's a pity that the girl's secrecy measures are very good. Not only is the basic operation of masking foolproof, but even the voiceprint analysis can't produce any results. Every time she moves, she can escape the monitoring range and disappear without a trace. ——After all, teleportation cards are really convenient, and Deliya has long decided to stock up on a dozen of them as reserve supplies before drawing Kamaitachi.

When Spider-Man first gained his abilities, most of them were active in Queens, which is also the habit of many superheroes when they first "debuted".Similar to the theory of concentric circles in criminology, even if you deliberately want to hide your identity and do things, people will still subconsciously choose a location within a certain range of their residence.

But Deria's haunts are extremely random, without any rules. ——Tony now suspects: This little girl is all for food, and she will go wherever there is food.Here you can @victim octopus doctor and others.

This style of behavior is almost like a mature anonymous vigilante. If Tony hadn't fallen into the dinner table and entered her house directly, it is estimated that Deriya's true identity could have been concealed for a longer period of time.

"I'm a hero?" Deliya's eyes lit up suddenly, "So can you give me a bite to express my gratitude?"

"...cough." Stephen coughed lightly to cover up his smile, and looked away as if nothing had happened.

"……cannot."

Why are you so obsessed with eating me? !

After receiving this answer, Deliya's expression darkened instantly, and she tried hard to win the opportunity for herself, "I'll just take a bite and taste it! Really!"

At first, the little onmyoji thought that after the Lobster Man got bigger, she would be able to eat a huge seafood plus—a plus comparable to Mirage—but the other party looked as hard as Dr. Octopus's octopus jio Same, teething.

Not allowed to eat.

Don't let them eat! !

"...No," Tony felt like he was cruelly destroying a girl's sincere dream, "but I know a lot of top chefs who are good at cooking lobster, and I can call them to the mansion."

"So are you willing to come with me now?" Looking at Delia, whose eyes were shaking, the richest man in New York added, "Think about baked lobster with cheese, steamed lobster—"

Deliya changed her words instantly, "Okay, I'll go with you."

"...I don't know why, although I have achieved my goal, I always feel like I have lost."

So is Tony Stark not as attractive and attractive as a lobster in her heart? ?

Just like that particularly bad meme: some people care whether he flies high or not, and some people care whether he is tired or not.

But Delia is different.

Deria only cares about whether he can eat, oh, and whether it is good or not.

"Why do you always feel..." Tony tried to force a smirk, "We—for example, Dr. Octopus and I, must be able to eat it?"

"Aren't there many more normal delicacies?"

Deriya couldn't understand this question, and asked in confusion: "...Is the food I eat abnormal?"

Not to mention that hungry ghosts are monsters that eat everything. They can use all ghosts and night walks as their own food warehouse, and they can use the "Shan Hai Jing" from the East as a complete recipe——

And she is already very restrained in this world, right?That is, trying to eat octopus, grilling fire monsters, raising lobsters, and catching snakes on the spot?All normal ingredients in her recipes!

She didn't even think about eating spiders!I never thought of eating hair like a hair eater!How—how restrained!

Tony: ... count me lost.

I'm going to buy two dessert shops now, if you don't believe it, you can't correct your pica.

Stephen's eyes lightly landed on Deriya, and the Supreme Mage could feel the powerful strange power flowing from the girl, and he could even detect something that Deriya herself didn't know—the branding.

This is a girl the world chooses and needs.

...so why is such an important character so hungry?The Supreme Master couldn't help asking: "Do you really know a chef who can cook lobster?"

"I don't know, but they must know me," AKA Iron Man replied confidently, "and they must know my money."

Strange:: ... ok, fine, am I to blame?

The one who arrived at the building earlier than the chef was Spider-Man who flew over with his schoolbag.

"! How are you? Are you injured?" Peter had already learned about the situation through Tony's text message. As soon as he came in, he looked up and down excitedly at Deliya, wanting to touch her but not daring to touch her. "Is Loki difficult to deal with? He Did he hurt you? I heard that he can still control the mind, so he didn't shoot you, did he?"

"Loki..." Under Peter's nervous gaze, Daria concluded after thinking for a moment, "It should be delicious."

"...??"

Peter was silent for a moment, before he stammered out: "...Look, I can see that you have been chewing and absorbing combat experience very carefully."

It should be like this... right?

No matter how much Dariya loves to eat, she won't attack Loki... right?

Peter looked at Deria, who hadn't taken off her mask, and fell into a violent shake.

Young superheroes have inadvertently groped for a truth: Never underestimate Deria's appetite.

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"I know rich people are very happy," looking at the Michelin chef and Ise lobster called by Tony - this lobster was chosen to cater to the taste of Asian Deria - the system's tone was erratic, "But I I don't know how rich people can be so happy..."

After being greatly stimulated, the system couldn't help but excitedly said: "Host, come and draw cards! Maybe we can draw Iron Rat and get rich overnight!"

"It just so happens that after the host reaches the third level, there are two reward boxes that can be opened—"

After being beaten by fate many times, the system has deeply understood how European its own host is.

"You will definitely draw a good card!"

The result really did not disappoint the system.

Although the Iron Rat was not drawn, the two shikigami offered as upgrade rewards were Kaguya Hime and Hiyorobō, both of whom were powerful and famous shikigami.

Kaguya Ji is a god from the Moon Palace. She is radiant and born from bamboo. Penglai jade branch, fire rat fur and dragon head jade are all her iconic legends.

Rihebo is a monster that only appears on sunny days. It is the prototype of the sunny doll. It is said that it can bring the sun.

"Although they are all auxiliary shikigami," the system asked suspiciously, "they are all very strong. Why is the host not happy?"

"...One can summon the moon, and the other can summon the sun. Should I draw again, the Lord of the Stars, and then contract the stars of this world?"

What does she want so many moons and suns for?Can it be eaten?

...It's really edible.

The efficiency of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents has always been extremely high, and Black Widow and others quickly asked about Loki's plan.

He reached a cooperation with Galactus to help the other party devour the earth.Galactus is already approaching Earth, after all.

Dangerous news that is so serious that it seems like the end of the world should not have been told to the pure 'newcomer', Deria, whose identity has become a mystery.

But Doctor Strange insisted on notifying the little Onmyoji out of some consideration that only he himself knew.

"So he keeps invading other planets because of his appetite and hunger?" Why is this setting so similar to the Hungry Ghost debuff on her, "Isn't it enough to feed him?"

Tony smiled helplessly, with worry hidden in his eyes, "How could it be so easy? The food Galactus needs is a whole star. It's not like you who randomly select enemies and stew them to feed them."

"Are you going to make him a supper and feed him?"

Deliya looked at the shikigami she had just drawn, "...I think I can really do it."

"……what?"