Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, stumbled across Dr. Octopus three days ago dealing with some unknown neurotoxin.

Doctor Octopus, a former genius physicist, has become a standard villain template since he merged with four mechanical tentacles due to an experimental accident.The danger level of what he handled was hard to estimate.

As a good neighbor in Queens, Peter followed the clues all the way, not only fighting with Doctor Octopus, but also almost blowing up the other party's experimental base.

—and this is how things ended up going: the two of them were fighting each other on the streets of New York on a winter night.

Being a hero is much harder than being a villain.Doctor Octopus manipulates the mechanical tentacles to pick up passers-by, vehicles, and telephone booths on the street and smash them indiscriminately; while Peter wants to save innocent people from him, and fights and retreats all the way, sending Doctor Octopus to places where there are few people. Lead away, try to minimize the impact of this scuffle on ordinary people.

"Okay, I can do it," Spiderman swayed into the distance, "I hope I can solve this problem before Mr. Stark and the captain arrive..."

This is only a few streets away from the Avengers Building, and the Iron Man suit can fly by in less than half a minute.Peter didn't want Mr. Stark to know that he was secretly investigating these too dangerous things again.

The night is the amniotic fluid that breeds evil, and the city is the matrix.In New York, a dangerous city with no ancient customs... various unimaginable stories can happen every night.Spider-Man, who often patrols at night, knows this all too well, and he has long been accustomed to how to deal with various emergencies.

...But Peter must admit that the incident of 'an underage Asian girl suddenly broke in during the battle' was an accident that he could never have imagined before.

"What? Hey! Wait!" Even the spider sensor couldn't save Peter's panic, "This place is too dangerous, you shouldn't come here!"

For Peter Parker tonight, it was definitely an extremely bad night watch experience, but in Delia's opinion——

"My luck today is really great! It's almost like meeting a ghost when a hundred ghosts go out!"

Being able to meet Shikigami Reserves and food reserves at the same time in one night, Deria, who was in a happy mood, felt that the hunger in her stomach eased a lot.

What is the Hungry Ghost debuff!She will soon be able to eat takoyaki and regain the new shikigami and get rid of the novice period!

High-end ingredients often only require simple cooking methods!She's ready to make a twelve-course Japanese octopus feast to celebrate today!

Delia temporarily extorted a fox-like silver mask from the system, and pulled a high scarf to cover most of her face to conceal her identity.

"Don't be nervous," Deliya jumped to Spider-Man's side, "I'm here to help you."

"Uh, help me?" Peter felt that he couldn't keep up with the development of the plot, and subconsciously replied, "Should I say thank you first...?"

His voice sounded like a boy, with a fresh and childlike mint flavor.

Delia nodded understandingly, "No wonder he didn't even cultivate the eight legs of a spider. It turned out that it was because he was too young." '

This little spider is really pitiful, it didn't even keep the basic status of the human-spider hybrid.

"It's hard to imagine how he survived in this dangerous city with no ancient folk customs," the little onmyoji sighed to the system, "Fortunately, I'm here. I will provide the same cultivation method as the new bride, and it will definitely help him practice the eight principles as soon as possible. leg!"

OAU: ...I sincerely hope that Spider-Man will be happy about this.

Peter didn't realize that the girl next to him was thinking about how to grow himself with eight legs. He used the spider silk to hold back Dr. Octopus's movements, and tried to persuade: "Thank you very much, but this big guy tonight is really dangerous." -"

Doctor Octopus also set his sights on Deliya, and sneered at the girl who looked underage. He was so small that he was sure that he could directly crush her to death with his mechanical claws, "A newcomer The masked hero? To be more precise, a naive fan of cosplay superheroes?"

"Shouldn't you also learn how idols have code names?" Doctor Octopus' mocking face seemed to be grinning to the left and right corners of his mouth and clapping hands behind his head. He looked at the knife in Deria's hand, the scabbard looked brand new and bright, At first glance, it looks like a new prop just bought from a cos shop, "Swordsman Tower? Or Swordsman?"

"It's all right," Deliya's tone was extremely gentle and easy-going, she didn't care about the other party's ridicule at all, "You can call me daddy as well."

after all……

The eyes of caring for ingredients.jpg, being grateful for food is a virtue!

However, it is obvious that Doctor Octopus did not understand the awareness of this virtue. The originally bound mechanical tentacles threw off the spider silk sprayed by Spider-Man, and raised it high, with a rage that turned from embarrassment into anger, "...what did you say?"

"Take it easy, don't be so anxious. You are lucky to meet me. Good ingredients also need a good cook." Deriya comforted the other party while sketching ingredients such as bonito flakes and takoyaki sauce on the system page, "I It can make your life sublimated like never before, understand?"

After checking all the necessary seasonings, Deliya looked up at her ingredients contentedly, and determined the fatness of the octopus.

However, after she saw the high-rising mechanical tentacles behind Doctor Octopus, her expression changed suddenly, "...No, wait, where are your octopus feet? Are they covered with a new iron-colored shell?"

Why does the octopus spirit of this era look like it can't be eaten or tasted good? !Much uglier than Shiju? !

Is this some new evolutionary direction? !In order to avoid being eaten during the cultivation process? ?Really worked hard for you? ?

"...octopus feet?" Peter repeated blankly. "You mean his mechanical tentacles?"

"...I think you'd better not try to eat it, and it probably won't taste good..."

"..."

Even through the mask, Peter could still see the pupil quakes in Delia's red eyes.

The collapse of a hungry ghost is often that simple and pure.

In fact, it’s really no wonder that Deliya would have misunderstood it. After all, in the cognition of the little onmyoji in the first 18 years: mirages, stone distances, and earthquake catfish. It looks like a huge seafood.

…and each one looks extra delicious.

So when Deliya heard the name of 'Super Villain Doctor Octopus', she completely subconsciously classified him as Shi Ju's.

Huge, tasty, and delicious.

However, the little onmyoji did not expect that the world would be so malicious...

Doctor Octopus can't eat? !Are the naming rules in this world unreasonable? !

Today, she is going to expel Dr. Octopus on behalf of Kaifangzhu! !

At this moment, Deliya looked at Dr. Octopus in front of her, and felt that her takoyaki teppanyaki was slowly disappearing in front of her eyes as the twelve Japanese-style octopus dishes feast.

The unsatisfied Hungry Ghost debuff, like a vine living in Deliya's stomach, grows wildly without restraint, exuding unbearable hunger.

Deliya even recalled the dinner she missed in the restaurant just now. The untouched steak was overturned by the table thrown by Dr. Octopus.

New and old hatred——

Hungry for food--

Deriya gritted her teeth when she heard the roar of hunger in her stomach, "You owe me two dinners now."

Deliya is not yet fully accustomed to English, and the pronunciation of many words is not standard, with a slight biting of the tongue.No matter how fierce the words are spoken, they still look like underage children who are practicing oral English.

After a demonstration, Dr. Octopus raised his robotic arm and laughed wildly, "So? Little fan, what are you going to do to me with your toy knife?"

Spider-Man quickly stood in front of Deliya, blocking Doctor Octopus' malicious gaze, "Get out of here quickly, his mechanical tentacles..."

Peter shook his head, trying to throw out the weird equation of 'mechanical tentacles = octopus feet = edible', "It's very powerful! And ordinary weapons can't hurt them at all!"

Peter secretly learned through the AI ​​in his suit that in the S.H.I.E.L.D. evaluation file, Doctor Octopus's intelligence and strength are both 6-this evaluation is extremely terrifying.You must know that Hulk's strength evaluation value is only 7!

Peter has stopped the train, held the cruise ship, raised the plane, and took over the cap's shield, but he can't guarantee that he can tear apart the mechanical tentacles of Doctor Octopus like cutting octopus——

etc!Why did he think of takoyaki again!Why once this setting is accepted, it can never come out again!

Deliya poked her head out from behind Spider-Man, staring seriously at the octopus foot she missed, and the Onikiri in her hand was pushed out of the scabbard by half, "But I've come all the time, how can I walk empty-handed——"

Why don't you take a few octopus legs back!

Even if you can't eat it, don't waste it!

Doctor Octopus laughed wildly, he casually raised his mechanical tentacles and approached them, "It's a good idea."

"There was a doctor who wanted to cut off my mechanical arm like you did. The high-power chainsaw he held was far sharper than the toy knife in your hand. Let me think of the doctor's name—— "

Distress appeared on the face covered with fat, "I can't remember, after all, he died too fast, how can I remember?"

A blatant threat.

Deliya didn't speak, just pulled out Onikiri.

Onmyoji always pay attention to "everything has animism, 99 gods", and there are hundreds of years of life in everything, and Onikiri, who is a famous sword in the world, naturally has shikigami.

But perhaps for the convenience of the host's operation, the system only provides the Taidao body this time.

Just a knife is enough.

"It's just such a toy knife. I really admire the imagination of you stupid children." Doctor Octopus didn't even want to hide, and the mechanical claws opened and closed in the direction of Deliya.

Under the alarm of the spider sensor, Peter felt that his blood was almost frozen. The good neighbor sprayed out spider silk and stretched out his hand to Laderia, wanting to take her away with him.

But the knife is always faster than everything.Especially this terrifying Onikiri.

Wherever Onikiri with demonic power goes, even the cold mechanical arm will be eroded away all the vitality in an instant.

Deriya didn't engage in any trick-or-treating fights, and didn't engage in any battles of wits and bravery. With a knife in her hand, she directly killed his army and cut off the four mechanical tentacles of Dr. Octopus. .

Severed from the back, and even remembered to considerately and humanely left a small piece as a 'souvenir' for Dr. Octopus.

——Easier than cutting takoyaki.

Doctor Octopus with laughter stuck in his throat: "...Gah?"

Spider-Man, whose silk was sprayed halfway: "...Huh??"

Doctor Octopus's mechanical tentacles are indeed very powerful.

But you must know that the Onikiri in Deliya's hand, although it has a brand new and unused appearance due to the system modeling, it is still capable of cutting the arm of a monster like Ibaraki Doji. The sword under the blade.

Not to mention Dr. Octopus's robotic hand, its sharpness may be able to make Thor's Hammer into dumpling fillings and carve a flower on Iron Man's suit.

It is said that when an assassin strikes, it is only at the moment when the blade penetrates that it can be called a "win".

But in the face of Deliya and Onikiri, all opponents should understand: from the moment the sword is drawn, the outcome is determined.

Blood is seen when the blade is cut, and all opponents are whetstones.

If we follow the artistic expression in literary works, we will definitely use the description of "the inner turmoil, flat ground, thunder, dizziness and bewilderment" to express the current shock and bewilderment of Peter and Dr. Octopus.

However, the reality is often concise and straightforward, and the sentence "what the fuck" has perfectly expressed the two people's current three views on the earthquake.

"What did you do?!" Doctor Octopus, who was standing in mid-air with his mechanical tentacles and looked down on the two, fell to the ground, making a loud noise with his extremely considerable weight, "How is that possible?! It's just a toy knife That's all?!"

"Understand me, I've come all the time," Deriya looked at the mechanical tentacles she had cut off with a full face of regret. The strange appearance made her teeth gritted. "You can't leave empty-handed."

"It's a pity, this thing can't be eaten."

"It doesn't matter, although the octopus can't be eaten, the reserve shikigami of Spider-Man is still there!" The disappointed Deliya cheered herself up in her heart, "There will be no problems with the blood of the human-spider hybrid! I still have a lot to gain tonight of!"

Doctor Octopus couldn't understand Deliya's disappointment, he just felt like killing people.

"...If you can't eat it, then don't do it!!"

--

When Dr. Octopus fled back to his base, he was in such a mess as if he had experienced natural and man-made disasters at the same time.

Since he merged with the mechanical tentacles, he has often manipulated the tentacles to be his own 'means of transportation'.

However, after the four mechanical tentacles were cut off as food, he could only frantically throw all the messy weapons on his body to interfere with the enemy, while lifting his severely lacking legs escape.

——God knows where that girl with the knife came from! !

Just for stuttering! !That girl took all the mechanical tentacles that he was so proud of! !

——At the end of the escape, Dr. Octopus wished to throw his bank card to the other party and contract the other party's meals for more than ten years in order to save his life.

Isn't it just stuttering? !Can't you take the money and eat by yourself? !

The anger of a hungry ghost is so simple and direct.

"Fortunately, I still have a lot of weapons on me, so I stopped Spider-Man and that damn girl—" Dr. Octopus was paralyzed in the base like a huge stranded whale, dying, "otherwise I would be in prison now."

He warned the mysterious guest sitting not far away, "You have to be careful with that little girl, she is not easy to deal with—"

"It's just a little girl who stabbed people with a knife," Mysterio smiled contemptuously. He looked at the neurotoxin in his hand and the drones flying around in the base. "There's nothing scary about it."

Mysterio specially chose such an opportunity. He had checked the news carefully in advance. Thor is not on Earth, and Iron Man and Supreme Mage are not in the United States. As for Banner, his credibility among the masses has not been high.

Neither the magic-savvy nor the tech-savvy is there, and no one can spoil his stage.

The mysterious guest raised his head arrogantly, full of confidence: "What's so scary about the little girl carrying a knife? Except for a powerful mage like the supreme mage present, no one can disrupt my plan."