Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

When May Parker knew Peter was going to be with a friend—and the friend was a little girl!Immediately after going out to the museum together, she exudes a terribly relieved excitement.

——Aunt Mei even looked up the recipe specially for this purpose. After conducting in-depth and thorough research overnight, she got up early today to prepare breakfast for the two of them.

...almost burned the kitchen down by the way.

Peter, who was waiting in the living room, was terrified by the thick smoke. He once suspected that his aunt made alchemy on the spot as a gift after learning that Deliya was an oriental girl.

"She will definitely like it," said Alchemy... Uh, after cooking, Mei put two paper bags containing double chicken rolls into her backpack firmly, "Remember to repeat her review when you come back!"

Peter: "..."

When Deriya opened the paper bag and took a bite of the chicken roll, Peter felt his heart beat faster than the moment he just discovered his mutation.

"..." Deriya, who had never experienced dark cooking before, had a blank expression, "very... special taste..."

There is a smell of burnt, burnt, and even a bit of charred taste-in short, except for the taste that the chicken roll should have, it has all kinds of flavors.

Deriya felt that she was wrong, Dr. Octopus's octopus jio didn't seem to be that bad.

——Silently apologize to Dr. Octopus in my heart.

"..." Peter wasn't too surprised by this answer, after all, he knew a lot about his aunt's cooking skills--.

While feeling helpless, Peter comforted himself and May in his heart, "It's okay, at least in a sense, May has already defeated Loki and Doctor Octopus..."

Even Deria, who both of them wanted to eat, lost to Mei's breakfast!

May has won without a fight!

"Then how about we go buy sandwiches?" Peter took the paper bag from Deliya and folded it, and proposed, "It's the one we ate when we first met!"

"...Okay." Dai · never give up if you can eat · Rui · system backpack always reserves seasoning · Ya, quickly succumbed.

As soon as he brought Deliya to this store, Peter remembered her reaction when she just found out that Dr. Octopus couldn't eat...

A thunderbolt that can be felt through the mask and the thick scarf.

Peter could recall Deria's reaction, and Deria herself, of course, recalled the painful experience.

Pulling the corner of his mouth, he complained, "People's hearts are not old." The names are messed up!

No matter what Ren Delia thinks, the setting of Dr. Octopus is very similar to the monster Shiju.

And Shiju—it’s delicious even if it’s really edible!

It is recorded in "Ling Biao Lu Yi": "Stone Ju is also Zhang Ju, small in body and long in length, and it is very beautiful to cook with salt and dry."

Summary: Sprinkle with salt, bake and eat, it will be very fragrant.

This is delicious food certified by history books and ancient books!

Shiju can be eaten, but why can't Dr. Octopus of the same type be eaten? !It can only be said that people's hearts are not ancient, not only people don't behave like humans, but even fish don't behave like fish!It's outrageous!

OTU: ...I think if Dr. Octopus knew that he would have such a day earlier, he would definitely not have chosen this nickname.

Sometimes Delia would suspect that the effect of the Hungry Ghost debuff is not only reflected in the hunger state, but also in the...

She always can't eat! !total!yes!

Deriya and Peter had just stood in the sandwich shop for less than 3 minutes when they received an emergency call from S.H.I.E.L.D.

——Crossing the Avengers and contacting Peter directly, this kind of operation is very rare.

It will only be an emergency.

The neurotoxin used by Mysterio was very effective, and it quickly took effect on a large scale and caused chaos.This time he launched indiscriminately, and he didn't care how many innocent people would be affected.

Now it just paralyzes people's nerves, but if inhaled for too long, it will cause irreversible damage to people's nervous system.

S.H.I.E.L.D. has a unique channel for security monitoring. If such a serious large-scale incident occurs, of course it will give priority to notifying Chaoying who is closest to the incident.

Peter: "...I'm so thankful now that I've gotten into the habit of always stuffing my uniform in my backpack."

And Deriya is even simpler. There is a complete set of scarves and sewing hats in the system backpack, and there is also an aura mask in the system exchange store, which can be quickly replaced at any time.

In a completely dead-end alley, Peter hastily stretched out his hand to Deliya, "I'll take you to swing there—"

"No." Deriya took out the little paper figurine that had already been endowed with spirits from her backpack, and chanted a spell and threw it into the air, "Let's teleport it there."

The teleportation talisman after the system upgrade can carry a teammate.

This is how Deria left the mansion before.

What a light and unobtrusive thing a little paper man is, no one will pay attention to a seemingly useless piece of paper.

However, under the control of the onmyoji, the soul was born out of paper.

Peter who arrived at the scene in a daze: "...??"

The mysterious guest who had just released the toxin and hadn't had time to hide himself pretending to be a righteous passerby: "...??!!"

——This wave, the scientific name is Stealing the Tower.

Airborne to the enemy's hometown, making the enemy homeless.

……… If a person is unlucky, the tragedy can always be unexpected and shocking.

The mysterious guest who was caught off guard and revealed his identity: Damn it! !

You'refucking kidding? ?Is there such a teleportation as you? !

Doctor Strange knows to draw a circle first!

Loki knew he had to build a black hole first!

——They all have cool special effects, why did they come to you, and no prelude symbols appeared directly? !

He didn't even have time to hide! !

Is it because you, a mage, are poor so you can't afford special effects? !

Mysterio's original plan was to use neurotoxins to induce the two of Deliya to attack ordinary people, and then he stood up as a righteous passer-by to block two 'crazy superheroes'.

But at this moment, the criminal evidence of releasing the neurotoxin is still in his hands, so he can only give up this excellent script that beats two to one.

It is not the first time that Deriya and Peter have cooperated, and they also have a good fighting understanding.

Peter manipulated the spider silk to send the fainted civilians out, and Deria also threw a few small paper figurines to help, but she was mainly responsible for entanglement of the mysterious guest.

The mystery guest talked a lot today.

Through the opaque mask, the mysterious man stared at Deliya gloomily, "What are you going to summon this time? Is it a fish again? Or a fishing rod?"

Deriya immediately grasped the truth from this sentence, "...So the few incidents you showed up before were all directed and acted by you?"

"That's right, it's me," the mysterious guest sneered a few times, "Isn't it surprising?"

"...That's not true." I just want to know that people like you who bring their own props and villains, aren't you tired?

Let me tell you earlier, she can actually rent a few shikigami to work!

"..." Although the mysterious guest didn't know what Deliya was thinking right now, he still felt that he was being underestimated, and the man's face became even worse. He gritted his teeth and said, "I just can't understand you people. Why can you gain fame and fortune with your supernatural strength."

Between the words, revealed sharp resentment.

"Yeah, it seems that the general history of the United States was written early, and such a great chapter of yours has been left behind. Is that what you mean?"

——As a little onmyoji who is kind-hearted, kind to others, and can treat enemies with warmth like a spring breeze, Deliya solemnly promises:

"Don't worry, as long as you are willing, I will write a book and biography for you immediately."

"Even I am willing to contract all the illustrations in the book for you by myself." Doing it by myself, without fake hands, is moving.

Peter who just sent the innocent people out: "..." Wait, it's unnecessary, right? !

OTU: The host should think carefully!If you used your own illustrations, then this book wouldn't be "Mystery Man"!It will become "Western Mountain and Sea Bible"! !

'Centuries later, when this book is unearthed and discovered, everyone will think that Mysterio has the same face as the illustration... and it's Picasso-style. '

...Thinking about it this way, the system feels that it can't help but love the mysterious guest.

Of course, the mysterious guest couldn't understand how much mysterious power was behind Deliya's words, he was just... subtly annoyed.

The mysterious guest frowned, and looked at the two in disbelief, "Why don't you fall down?"

impossible!He deliberately said so much nonsense here, just to let the neurotoxin take effect and successfully get rid of these two guys——

Something is wrong, even if one of these two people is a mage and the other is a mutant, they should be down, right? !

"..." Peter pulled his mask awkwardly, "Because my new suit has anti-virus devices..."

This is the equipment that Tony just updated for him before he fought against Star Swallowing!

...Are you people trying to piss me off? !

Mysterio carefully selected the time and place, just to avoid Iron Man's group of experienced superheroes and get everything done before they arrived.The result—how could it be so annoying when Iron Man wasn't there? !

"Okay, then I hope she can withstand all of this." The mysterious guest snorted coldly, pointed at Deria who didn't have any protective equipment, and pressed the switch again.

"Come on, Pokémon Master, let me see what monster you will summon this time."

Even if you summon a Godzilla, I can poison you!

So what about the mage!He has never heard of a mage who is not afraid of poison!

"……what?"

Ouhuang Delia: No, wait, how can people be so unlucky? !

Deriya chuckled, "...Then, let me transform you into a bird."

Onmyoji, the words follow the spirit.Following the sound of Deliya's voice, Zhen landed lightly in the direction she pointed with her raised fingertips.

Zhen: Are you teaching me how to do things?Are you teaching me to use poison?

The poison is just a feather into the wine, and the poison wine can achieve the terrifying effect of instant death.

And when the main body is haunted, the effect of this poison is more than doubled?The harm that poison can cause is no less than biological|chemical|weapon|weapon.

Zhen is considered a ferocious beast in the bird clan, but compared to humans...it's really not that big.

The mystery guest who had already prepared the psychological construction of "even if she summons a Godzilla, I will still be poisonous" was immediately amused when he saw Zhen.

The huge gap made him suddenly relax, and he mocked arrogantly: "So you plan to use such a little bird to attack me?"

"Oh my God, I'm going to start pitying you guys, hahahaha!" She might as well rush over with a fishing rod like before.

Zhen tilted his head, seemed to be laughing, silently flapped his maddeningly beautiful wings, and rushed towards the mysterious guest.

"How about this," Mysterio said slowly, "Actually, we can also talk about cooperation—whatthefuck?!?!"

Where the Zhen Yu swept, the poison of bone erosion flowed wildly, and several large holes were immediately broken in the mysterious guest's carefully tailored uniform.

In order to better integrate into the superhero, Mysterio spent a lot of money to make uniforms, materials that can resist gunshots!

The poison quickly invaded, and invaded the skin along the torn clothes. It seemed that as long as the heart was still beating, it could spread throughout the body while pumping blood.

"What...?!" The mysterious guest quickly tore off his sleeve, seeing the poison attacking him again, he was forced to turn around and run away.

Therefore, once a person is unlucky, it will really be unexpected and shockingly miserable.

And Tony on the other end has also got the parts given by Aquaman.

When it comes to high-tech fields such as projection and drones, it is absolutely impossible for Mysterio to win Tony.

That's Tony Stark, Iron Man, the boss of Stark Industries.

So, through the remaining images in the drone, Tony quickly took off the vest of the mysterious man, and by the way, guessed the other party's plan through clues.

Then on the spot he cursed 'crazy'.

In addition to drones, this guy also got a lot of neurotoxins from Gotham, and a group of dead people were even caught yesterday.

Totally crazy.

Tony got up quickly and was about to summon the battle armor, and Steve, who had a bad face, just pushed the door in. "Deriya and Peter just went to participate in a temporary mission."

After knowing what happened, Tony directly contacted Peter through the built-in communication of the armor: "Wait, we will be there soon."

"..." Peter looked at Zhen who was about to chase the mysterious guest into tears, and said hesitantly, "...actually, there is no need to worry too much."

Guessing that it was Tony's communication, Deriya nodded and echoed, "Yes, don't worry, Tony, you can come slowly."

The mysterious visitor who vaguely heard the key words opened his eyes wide, "...No, no, no!! Come quickly!!"

Mysterious guest has long forgotten how carefully he planned to avoid Iron Man and others, he just remembers shouting hysterically, "Come and control them!!"

You Avengers don't care about newcomers anymore? !

How do you train newcomers? !

I'm going to report you for working without a license? !How come you have no professional ethics at all? !Have you abused prisoners like this? !Arkham Asylum is not as cruel as her, is it? !

If I am wrong, the law will punish me, why send this girl to torture me? !

As an excellent villain, it is a fine tradition to be able to bend and stretch.

The mysterious guest roared on the spot: "Help!! There are birds chasing me!!"

"...Keep talking." Tony stopped the two children first - of course it was mainly the thought of Deriya hanging up the phone.

I'm already so scared, is this bird as big as Galactus?

Isn't Deliya planning to stew the kun and prepare to roast a large bird...

The imaginative Hawkeye blurted out: "Did she summon a bird taller than a building to peck people?"

It scares him a little.

It's not that she's afraid of the bird itself, but that Delia will barbecue the giant bird in the street later - this will definitely make headlines.

When the three of Tony arrived, Mysterio had already collapsed to the ground. He still had the scars left by the poison on his body, and the corrosion was ominous and pitch black.

Seeing Iron Man land, he even showed a relaxed and sad expression of 'rescued'.

...and as for the one that the mysterious guest said was chasing him... he was sitting side by side with Deliya, looking very obedient.

Mysterious Guest can also be considered a tall and muscular man, especially compared to Zhen and Deliya——

After the silence, Tony: "...are you suddenly crazy?"

After being chased by such a well-behaved poison, how can he be in such a mess? !

Tony flew all the way by armor, while Hawkeye and Steve were a few minutes behind driving.

As expected of teammates, they had almost the same reaction as Tony.

Although it hurts to say that, after a moment of contemplation, Hawkeye still couldn't help but say, "...Just, this?"

To be honest, after discovering the plan of the mysterious guest, they really thought that this guy could do something earth-shattering...

For example, take off the vest of Spider-Man or Deliya, and reveal the true identities of the two children; or use hallucinations to frame them, and then control public opinion to attack them... All kinds of terrible hypotheses flashed, each of which can cause unimaginable catastrophic hazard.

After all, a villain who is powerful, ambitious and crazy enough is the most difficult type to deal with.They have strong ability but low shame, they can do anything.

But now looking at the tearful expression of the mysterious man who seemed to see the savior, the Avengers fell into a strange silence.

Just... that's it? !

The mysterious guest was so tired that he couldn't even make a sound. Although he read their meaning from the expressions and movements of several people, he could only retort wildly in his heart.

That's all! !You can't even imagine how scary they are! !

No wonder Otto and Loki are gone forever!Getting caught by S.H.I.E.L.D. is the safest ending!

In this speechless silence, Deriya sighed, and looked at the mysterious guest with pity, "He seems to be a bit miserable."

Outong: "..." Don't you think you are the person present who has the least position to say this? !

After sighing, Deriya took out the untouched chicken roll from Peter's backpack, and handed it to the mystery guest with a sympathetic expression, "I'll give you this as a souvenir, we've come here, we need some souvenirs. "

As a hungry ghost of the East, Delia is sure that she has experience in persuading everyone—be sure to eat before going on the road.

Tony and others: ...? ? ?

Everyone, pupil earthquake.

Let Deria take the initiative to share food - this is a very difficult task! !

Who doesn't know how much Deliya loves to eat?Every day, he cut the sky and stewed the earth with a passionate performance of "you have never worked hard for food in your life".

Except for the time when Deliya packed fried chicken and came back for a group supper, it seemed that only Tony had enjoyed this kind of treatment when he was still the Lobster Man!

——Oh, let me add that there is also the Galactus who was personally fed by Delia.Although he himself has been desperately refusing to admit the legality and rationality of this kind of feeding, especially he doesn't know how to be a human being and learn to be grateful--.

However, it is such a little girl who loves to eat and can eat, and out of sympathy, she will distribute the food to the enemy who just fought a battle.

——"It's so kind!"

——"Galactus should come over to learn this touching ethics. Didn't he and Loki always insist that they were abused? How is it possible? Such a good little girl would not do that kind of thing!"

——"No wonder the materials say that being willing to share is a virtue of the Orientals."

Before the others could react, Tony had already casually walked away from the paper bag in Deliya's hand, broke off half of the chicken roll and stuffed it into his mouth, "Don't worry, S.H.I.E.L.D. will not make him hungry—"

The moment his taste buds were swept away by the chicken roll, the richest man in New York, who had tasted countless delicacies, gave a sudden meal.

"...I have to correct you, Deliya," Tony took a deep breath, swallowing the chicken roll vaguely, "It is not our formal procedure to issue DUs to prisoners."

Tony silently mobilized the smart housekeeper to search the nearest trash can, and turned around to see Peter who was standing aside.

Even through the Spider-Man mask, Peter's confused mood can be seen from any shrunken smart eye mask. Tony raised his eyebrows, "Why do you have this expression? Are you uncomfortable?"

"No, nothing." Spider-Man reluctantly replied.

Peter: ...Aunt May, I'm sorry QAQ

In fact, it's not that bad, QAQ!

According to the usual practice, after the Avengers had finished handling this kind of matter, S.H.I.E.L.D. came forward to take away the mystery guest.

Coincidentally, the agent who came to wrap up happened to be the same one who dealt with the Loki incident before.

After all, Deliya's information is currently a high-level secret, and the fewer people who know it, the better.

However, even though the information was not leaked, the heart of all insiders for Deriya is still not lacking.

——The specific performance is that the agent looks at the mysterious guest who has been physically influenced, and whispers to the Avengers beside him: "I told you before, don't attack too hard, there are still underage and just grown-ups here. What about the little ones?"

Pay close attention to the mental health problems of Spider-Man and Sun Moon God!

"..." Steve looked at Deria, who was rushing to beat the mystery man on the spot just now, and hesitantly pulled out a standard Captain America business smile, "...Okay."