Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Peter didn't expect to see Deria again so soon.

It's like Peter didn't expect that every time he saw Deliya, the other party was dealing with seafood...

Last time, Dr. Octopus was Deliya's chosen dinner ingredient, so what is the beauty, beauty... mermaid -- oh my god, he really couldn't say the name calmly -- what is it? !

Peter looked at the blue-haired girl with a proud face, and then at the man with big eyes blinking...the fish...it felt like Sanguan had endured an unprecedented disaster-level earthquake.

"How is it?" Deliya proudly patted Umibozu next to her, her tone full of pride, "Isn't Umibozu particularly good-looking and in line with mermaid standards?"

She still wears the silver fox mask with simple patterns on her face. Against the background of the fox ears, a pair of red pupils are as bright as canned berries. "I haven't read the fairy tale "Mermaid" you mentioned, but I think the sea Fangzhu should be about the same as the protagonist of the story!"

Spider-Man's magnetic eyepatch curled into a point of horror, 'No no no, that's totally different! ! '

The mermaid is a fairy tale love legend, not a children's cult that can stop children from crying at night! !

Andersen cried out when he heard this description! !

In fact, in all fairness, the Shikigami Kaibozu that Deliya just summoned is indeed a 100% purebred murloc.

But that's it—it's completely, completely, differently, different from the mermaid imagined by human beings.

Kaifangzhu is a kind of monster living in the sea. It also has other names such as Haizatou and Haimonk. There is a shipwreck.

- These are not the point.

The point is, Kaibozu is a monster with a fish head and a human body.

fish head.personal.

A very standard fish head, the kind commonly found in kitchen waste and dark dishes; a particularly slender and small human body, which looks fragile and delicate-and then a fish head is placed on it.

fish.head.

Who would have thought that the murloc mentioned by the Touhou limited edition Pokémon Summoner is really a murloc! ! !

—Peter Parker felt his childhood fantasies being shattered to pieces and drifting away with the wind.

He is really glad that ordinary people have already evacuated and left the scene, and no outsiders saw this scene, otherwise the news about the fish head man would be on the front page of the newspaper tomorrow.

Deriya didn't wait for Peter to praise her Shikigami, so she asked suspiciously, "What's wrong? Could it be that human beings—"

The half-demon girl changed her words abruptly, "Are people already so picky about their aesthetics?"

The more Delia spoke, the more unconvinced she became, and she pushed Kaibozu in front of Spider-Man, emphasizing seriously: "Look carefully, isn't he good-looking?"

Deriya's expression was extremely solemn, it looked like she was giving a press release on an important occasion.But the pronunciation with a slight biting tongue still made her lose her momentum, like a butter bun defending her own taste.

"Umibozu has all the characteristics that a beauty should have! Look! The lips that can be blown away, the eyes that are piercing, look at these big eyes! They are so big! Beautiful face Even the camera can’t do this kind of special effect! And this standard slap face!” Deliya stretched out her hand and gestured excitedly on Kaibozu’s face, “Umibozu is simply the Leonardo of the underwater world!”

Spider-Man: "…………"

You say that, does Neptune know?

Did Leonardo, who was cueed, know? ?Was he protesting by playing with water guns at the beach?

And why did she express her reasons so fully and convincingly, that Peter couldn't catch any flaws that could be refuted? !

Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, a good neighbor in Queens, New York.

At this moment, he is facing a serious question: Is he a superhero descendant, Pokémon Summoner, hand-splitting octopus, Michelin-run foodie, Onmyoji, is he a little different in terms of aesthetics...?

If it wasn't because there was a big guy waiting to be dealt with a hundred meters away, he really wanted to have a good talk with Deliya about this issue...

'Okay Peter, calm down, you can, you can! "Spiderman cheered himself up in his heart, "You still have to establish a good image of an excellent superhero senior!" '

In fact, Peter will never report prejudice against others because of his appearance. Spider-Man has a kind heart and treats everyone fairly.That's why he became a good neighbor in Queens. His arms can not only catch the attacks of aliens, but also help the old people crossing the road.

...It's just that the shock that Kai Fangzhu brought to him today is too great.

This mermaid - always reminds Peter of a famous British dish:

Looking at the stars.

It's the kind: every salted fish in the pie has its own thoughts, stubbornly and stubbornly raising its head, unwillingly exuding resentment and will...Looking up at the starry sky.

aka:

Mental pollution.

Which hunk didn't shed a few tears for the story of The Little Mermaid when he was a child.

...and then the Little Mermaid turned into a salted fish on the spot.

Anyone who comes will have a pupil earthquake.

Deliya couldn't understand Peter's thoughts. In her eyes, her own shikigami were of course very good, and each cub had developed its own characteristics and style!Even though the Umibozu next to her is just a system model, not the one she had in Heianjing, it is still as beautiful as ever!

On the contrary, Delia's system fell into a sympathetic autism. ——Before the system tried to prove that the Hungry Ghost debuff was just a temporary miss, and it was definitely not because of the non-chief; after discussing with Delia, it once again drew the card instead of the host.

The result is... now.

Spiderman silently shifted his gaze away from Deria who was still trying to sell 'Umibozu Amway'.

"...I think we should concentrate on finding a way to deal with this big guy on the other side."

"It's weird."

This huge monster formed by the condensation of running water out of thin air is five stories high. Not only is it huge, it is also very strange.Since this guy appeared, Peter's spider sense has always been on high alert, but this tension is different from before——

The spider sense couldn't remind Peter as usual: where did the danger come from, it just crazily clamored that the danger was approaching.

Maybe it's because... danger is everywhere on the Hudson.

Hearing Peter change the subject, Deliya had to temporarily suspend her Amway persuasion plan, "Okay, let's solve this trouble first."

——But Deriya decided: after Spider-Man really becomes her shikigami, she must let this little spider deeply understand what is called the beauty of monsters!The aesthetics of human beings is really strange now, even Leonardo's sub-Lee Kaibozu is no longer welcome, it's unbelievable.

The little Onmyoji thought similar to Peter, but was more direct, "There is something wrong with this water monster."

Deliya slightly bent her fingers, and Kaibozu followed the signal and quietly entered the water. He was obviously a monster who could call wind and rain in the sea, but at this moment he behaved extremely well-behaved.

As if hearing the conversation between the two on the bank, the huge water monster that was hovering in the middle of the river screamed and rushed towards the bank.

Such a huge monster can bring suffocating coercion even when it is standing still, and it is even more terrifying like a doomsday disaster when it launches an attack.

"Tsk tsk tsk, in front of such a huge monster," the mysterious guest who controlled the water monster to launch an attack smiled proudly. He stretched out his little finger and gestured at the size gap between Spider-Man and Deliya and the water monster, "It turns out that superheroes also look so small .”

He closed his mask, and a white mist shrouded the glass to cover the arrogance of the man's mouth, "It's really a stage worth enjoying."

The tone of the mysterious guest suddenly changed, and turned into a worried cry to the two of Deliya, "Get out of there, it's too dangerous!"

Spider-Man was spraying spider silk to shuttle back and forth around the water giant, but when he was about to get close, he would be slammed back to the ground by the terrifying water column raised by the water monster.

'As embarrassed as a drowned little bird. The mysterious guest snorted disapprovingly in his heart. 'Sure enough, it was right to start with Spider-Man. '

A young, reckless and inexperienced superhero without sufficient support is destined to be his stepping stone. Even the red and blue uniform of Spider-Man should be the curtain of this grand stage. . ——Of course, it would be even more perfect if there was some blood on the curtain.

After Spider-Man's frustration, a mysterious green light burst into the battlefield.The mysterious stranger stalks the water giant.

In the mist, no one could see clearly what happened.But just from the roaring sound and stumbling steps of the water monster, it can be seen that the stranger has caused serious injuries to the water monster.

"Wow——" Spider-Man subconsciously shielded Deliya behind him, blocking the splashing water, "There are really many new heroes in New York recently..."

The well-equipped man landed steadily, opened his hood and asked Deliya and the two with concern, "Are you all right?"

The mysterious guest secretly made a five-star evaluation of his performance in his heart.

Mysterious and powerful rescue√

Protect others even at risk

Before coming here, I specially made a nursing face√

Even the arc rolled up by the cloak behind her is just right and cool!

A perfect opening!

Spider-Man, who wanted to be a role model for Deliya, subconsciously assumed the right to speak, "Thanks, we're fine. He hasn't had time to attack yet."

"..." Even though the original intention of Peter's words was to comfort others, the mysterious man's expression still froze suddenly.

In fact, why did the water monster not have time to attack?It was because Mysterio's equipment hadn't been completely perfected, so he didn't dare to launch an attack directly, for fear that the plan would be exposed.

As a former film special effects artist, Mysterio is very familiar with these techniques: if the water monster is allowed to launch a destructive attack alone, then all the attention of Spider-Man and the others will be attracted by the water monster; but when a protagonist like him appears on the screen, then The water monster as the background board and the villain will appear less important.

Even if there are some bug errors due to equipment problems, it will not cause much impact.

Originally, Mysterio planned to upgrade all the equipment before doing it, but now the timing is really good—the annoying guys who are proficient in magic and science are just not there—he doesn't want to miss it.

That's right, there is no water monster at all. The one in the Hudson River is just a fake made by Mysterio through projections of neurotoxins, drones, and special effects props.

Artificially create a crisis, and then solve the crisis by self-production and self-sale, and finally achieve the name of your own hero. ——Mystery's plan is done with confidence.

'It's not perfect,' Mysterio glanced at Deria and Spider-Man contemptuously, 'but it's too easy to deal with these two brats. '

So what if Spider-Man has just upgraded his battle suit? What's the use of spit spider silk?Even if he spits out a ton of spider silk, it won't be able to trap the illusion created by the drone at all.

And there's another-

When the mystery guest first saw Deliya, he almost laughed out loud.

Just such a little girl who looks underage?The whole person is small and delicate, and the fire and power of a drone can solve it. How could the octopus be so scared that he needed to use smelling salts to save him? Until now, he has been huddled in the base and dare not go out?

'Looks like I need to think a little more about working with him. ' thought the mystery guest disapprovingly.

It's so simple and so relaxing that even Mysterio finds it a little boring.

A silly girl who stabbed people with a knife, this time she didn't even bring a knife; a Spider-Man who couldn't do any damage by spraying spider silk, what do these two people plan to do?

Weak and helpless tears?

The mysterious guest closed the cover glass, hiding his malicious smile that he could not help, "Okay, children, fortunately you are not injured. Don't worry, I will take care of that big guy."

With a sincere voice, the mystery guest flew into the center of the lake.

So I missed Deliya's thoughtful summary: "Is the water monster difficult to deal with?"

The combination of neurotoxins, drones and special effects can indeed dazzle people and make them unresponsive.

but--

Onmyoji is a profession that deals with ghosts, gods and the five elements.

Arranging the five-element formation, ghost-shocking demon as shikigami, yin-yang and five-element, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth—these are all areas of expertise for Deliya.

What's more, she still has Master Umibo now.

Deliya, who is proficient in yin and yang, and Umibozu, who has been fighting in the sea all year round, encountered the current situation, which is simply a blow to reduce dimensionality.

The little onmyoji raised his hand slightly, and the golden light flowed from his fingertips. The submerged Umibozu jumped up in response, and huge waves of water instantly rose up, enveloping the roaring water monster like a gust of wind.

"Use magic to defeat magic."

"Water beats water with water."

— A quote from Deria Watzkissod.

The mysterious guest who just broke into the battlefield and planned to end the performance with a cool and domineering move, but was suddenly doused by Master Kaifang:? ?

Mysterio wiped the water off his head—to be precise, wiped off the mask of his bubble fish tank head, trying to control the field, "Attention! He's not that easy to deal with, don't be careless!"

Although I don't know what method that little girl used, but fortunately, it's just a little water column, and it won't cause substantial damage to the water monster produced by the special effect at all——

"Ah, easy, let's do it again."

Deriya straightened her fox mask and replied flatly.

And of course it was—again.

The water waves that can reach the sky swept everything in an instant.

They directly knocked down the high-tech machines such as the drones responsible for the projection of the mysterious guest. The machines prepared by the mysterious guest spent a lot of money and fell into the river like bait.

"........."

Mysterio's plan is to use the drone-created monster to intimidate and defeat the two, and when the stage is ready, he will come out and save everything.

A mysterious man who saves a superhero - this is absolutely explosive news.Mysterio even imagined the cheers he would receive for it.

...but the reality is that monsters are not attacking these two dead children at all! !

He really met a monster when he met that little blue-haired girl! !

The mysterious guest just wanted to rush back to the base and pick up the octopus by the neck, "Didn't you say she was a melee assassin who slashed people with a knife?"

The people on the shore were also a little dazed, "...Did Umibozu do this?" After getting an affirmative answer, Spider-Man's voice became more and more erratic.

"I now feel that Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales are completely wrong."

"If the mermaids can fight like this one today, how could the mermaids turn into bubbles?"

It can turn everything into a bubble! !

Is this the original fairy tale he read when he was a child? !