Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

By the time it happened, they had all moved to a safer location more suitable for sitting down and talking.

then--

Everyone looked at Batman in unison.

And Batman looked at Mao Xuewang in front of him.

The Maoxuewang on the table exudes a strong aroma innocently. ——The place where the smart butler orders food will of course be the top Chinese restaurant in New York City.The craftsmanship is excellent, and it is still spicy, and the smell is particularly contagious.

The place was quiet.

Only Tony raised his eyebrows, and emphasized to Batman in a serious tone: "Don't you want to thank our little girl? It's rare for her to invite people to dinner."

Think about it, Deliya invited someone to dinner?What a rare thing this is!She is sharing her most precious and cherished food with others!Isn't this enough to reflect her kind heart and sincere attitude? !

The last time Deliya took the initiative to invite a meal was Galactus, who was very considerately stuffed with a star by Deliya; the previous one was Tony the Lobster Man, and his treatment was the most (positive) enjoyment (often) , Deriya divided half of her supper to feed him.

——As for the chicken rolls given to the mystery guest, it is not considered a treat, nor is it considered a feeding; the chicken rolls made by May Parker are considered poisoning.

So to conclude: Deliya's act of offering food to Batman is so precious and sincere that it can be listed as one of the "Top Ten Most Successful Diplomatic Actions".

Tony always liked to stab Bruce, and this time was no exception, staring at Batman pretending to be serious and saying again: "I'm about to start envious of you—really."

Tony dragged the tail sound very long, like the brilliant jet arc left by Iron Man across the sky, the main tail gas says 'ha ha ha ha', and the secondary tail gas prints 'Your reaction, I will save it in J's database lol At least three years'.

And Batman-

Batman... Now, like Wonder Woman just now, he feels that there is something wrong with the Avengers.Is New York City being Hannibalized by collective wisdom?

What did the Avengers get wrong about him?

What did the gift-giving girl misunderstand about him?

...and he seemed to suddenly understand why Killer Crocodile kept saying to himself recently: Don't roast me!Don't eat me!Don't stew me either - that kind of talk.

Batman's epiphany triple: I see.No wonder.understandable. ——The plan to introduce a psychiatrist to Arkham to treat PTSD should be put on the agenda as soon as possible, otherwise the Arkham Asylum may be turned into an Arkham vegetable market.

He calmly stuffed the packing box back, and looked sideways at Deria who was sitting on the sofa.

Deria has never participated in such post-war meetings—she is really not good at such activities. After all, in the Heian era, those who lost a fight were either taken away by the onmyoji and turned into shikigami, or Taken away by ghost brothers... really 'taken away'.

The little girl was sitting on the sofa with a box of cookies in her hands, looking at Batman expectantly, her eyes filled with 'Do you like it? You must like it! 's sincere enthusiasm.And this kind of enthusiasm is not Tony's business expression deliberately piled on his face, but...

She's totally serious about sharing hairy blood with Batman.

... This matter is just retelling and summarizing, and it seems particularly absurd and bizarre.

If the people of Gotham knew what Delia was doing, they would think this girl was crazy.

Batman is not a hero like Iron Man or Captain America who can be continuously promoted in newspapers and even has a surrounding industrial chain.The existence of Batman is to bring fear to the criminals in Gotham, and to nail an unbreakable boundary in their hearts.He is synonymous with darkness and fear - in Heianjing, it is the image of the evil ghost ghost king who can stop children from crying at night.

But Delia, who grew up among the fallen angels, was not afraid of the aura of the bat. ——In the legend, the Guhuo Bird is still a monster that kills children, but the real Guhuo Bird has always protected Deriya very well.Bad names and rumors will not cover up the light of the heart.

And why does the ghost king have to bring his own aura of coldness and distance?Deliya still has Shuten's stuffed toy in Heianjing!Needle girl and Xiaoxiu teamed up to sew it for her!

So with the standard 'Batman's disapproving gaze.jpg', Deriya sat on the sofa and straightened her back, staring at the other party with bright eyes, and ordered on the spot: "If you don't like the spicy taste, next time I can Give it the taste of rattan pepper!"

After she finished speaking, she also considered the huge dietary differences between the East and the West, and she did not forget to add a special thoughtful addition: "If you have dietary preferences, it is not impossible to make cheese..."

Deria: Rich condiments are definitely one of the great things about modern society!She didn't have so many flavors to choose from in the Heian era!

If there were so many seasonings in the Heian era, Yamata no Orochi would not accept human beings using girls as sacrifices.

When Minamoto Raimitsu went to attack Dajiangshan back then, she remembered to bring holy wine to Jiu Tun. She learned a good habit and paid tribute to Gotham Ghost King.

Batman: "..."

He really didn't know what to say.

Batman already had a lot of questions to explore, but shouldn't he first criticize the girl's dark cooking ideas?

What is the cheese-flavored Maoxuewang?With such taste inclinations, it's no wonder the girl has been obsessed with stewing Otto and Rocky.

Think about Thor's obsession with all kinds of puffed food after he came to the earth, think about Mera eating flower petals when he first came to land... It seems that the eating habits of many non-human races are worthy of concern.

Did the Avengers never correct the little god's dietary misunderstanding?Don't they worry that one day she will spill the seasoning on herself?

Tony, who was stared at by Batman inexplicably:? ?

In fact, Batman attaches more importance to Deria than the outside world thinks.

After all, judging from Deliya's previous performance, her strength is even more unfathomable than Superman.He is even very versatile and has no dead ends, can fight and control, can attack from a distance or fight in close combat, and can be used as an assistant when necessary-of course Batman will pay attention to this kind of person.

What's more, Deriya's attention to Gotham City is not low. Just a clown still in the ice sculpture is enough to make Batman vigilant.

He knew that apart from being powerful, the biggest feature of this little god of unknown origin was his love for food; he even knew that Jason had a good relationship with her...

Correction is very nice.After all, Dick said that he had seen the handmade felt from Deria in Jason's safe base... It's a pity that the handmade ability is worrying. The same felt made the three members of the Bat family see three different animals.It is simply a different kind of Rorschach inkblot test. People see what they think in their hearts.

Under Deriya's gaze, Batman was silent for a moment, then reached out and pushed the box in front of him two centimeters away. ——Like a big cat sneaking away a hair dryer.

He continued in a very batn voice, "Go on. We're talking about dealing with fear gas."

Tony raised his hand and rubbed his sour face, and recorded to the smart housekeeper, "Remind him to take this precious gift later."

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the other party, "Thank us, this is a gift specially prepared for you, and we will not take it away."

Batman: "..."

On the other side, Delia asked the system thoughtfully, 'Do you think Batman doesn't like spicy food?After all, his voice sounded like a bad throat. '

System: ...

No.He thought he was the unhealthy one.He was about to be scared to death.

The Scarecrow was in a state of breakdown now - he was in no mood for lying or resorting to his customary schemes of attack.In order to be imprisoned in Arkham or other places away from Deliya earlier, he confessed very quickly and sold all his teammates.

With the character of the clown, he will not tell the 'partner' what he is going to do, he will only let everyone fall into the vortex he created in confusion.

However, just by judging from the little information revealed by the clown, one can guess that his real plan is infinitely more terrifying than that implemented by the Scarecrow.

With the level of madness of the Joker, it is entirely possible for him to confuse Superman, and then push Superman to kill his friends or relatives with his own hands.

Sure enough, it was his style, turning the gods of the world into devils and upending the order of the whole world.

... Fortunately, this time, there is another god who is willing to listen to the prayers of the gods on earth.

Clark and others present subconsciously went to see Deriya.

The snacks in the little girl's hand had changed from cookies to croissants, and she was wrapped in the sweet aroma of the bakery.

— Pietro disappeared for a few minutes just now, and Barry was still wondering what he was going to do, and when he came back, he was carrying two bakery paper bags in his hand.One bag was biscuits for him and The Flash, and the other bag was croissants for Deliya.

Under the soft and crispy skin are sticky and sweet creamy red beans, because Kuaiyin brought them back very quickly, and you can feel the filling flowing when you take a bite...

The happiness of a hungry ghost is so unpretentious and simple.

Half of the power of all shikigami buffs comes from the system, and half comes from Deliya herself.Deriya frequently switched shikigami in the battle just now, consuming too much demon power, and the hunger brought by the Hungry Ghost debuff became even more unbearable. ——The specific performance is that she has dug out all the cookies that Hawkeye hid in the hall.

……how to say……

Looking at the little girl in front of her who was wearing warm fleece long sleeves, holding the croissant with her fingertips protruding from the cuffs, she really couldn't imagine that she thwarted a terrifying plan in such a fierce way half an hour ago.

"I'm serious," Tony complained to Superman while asking the smart butler to prepare dinner, "you go to England to learn Occlumency and come back."

This physique is too painful.There were a few times when not only the Justice League worked to stop Superman, but the Sorcerer Supreme was borrowed.

Thinking of Superman's attack that almost killed him during the battle, Tony continued to propose very actively: "It just so happens that the detective from England and his friends haven't left yet, you can go back with them. Find Hogwarts or Find the hobbit dwelling..."

"..." On this kind of issue, Superman really has no position to refute.

But Delia was very interested in this topic.

She walked up to Superman with a bread bag in her hand, "Are you often controlled?"

Tony shrugged, "He can talk about the history of this topic for at least three hours."

Wonder Woman nodded in deep agreement.

The subtle sense of déjà vu made Deliya even want to award Superman the honor of "Special Envoy of the Great River and Mountains Abroad".

Strange once helped Zhenglian lock Superman into the mirror space. He is also experienced in this topic, so he asked Delia, "Do you have a way to help him avoid this kind of control?"

Anyway, they have tried the methods of western gods and even demons before, but they are useless, so they can only hope that the Eastern mages can bring surprises.

Under Superman's expectant eyes, Deria carefully considered her words and suggested as objectively as possible: "Then——how about you pray to God and Buddha more often?"

Maybe Lord Fushen will look at Superman's sincerity and take a lot of action to protect him.

Superman: "...??"

what?

Tony: "...poof."

Deria, his source of happiness!This home cannot live without Deliya!No one wants to pry the corner of the wall!

Amid Tony's coughing and laughing voice, Strange looked at Deriya with a helpless expression, "You know, what you said sounds very much like..."

The nanny's three consecutive releases of dps: it's hopeless, let's see the sky, and let it be.

...So it turns out that all masters of the East are so obedient to God's will?

Deria: "...but I'm serious."

Deliya feels very innocent, wow, if she had the method of permanent immune control, she would have saved all of Dajiangshan long ago_(:з」∠)_, and took them across Heianjing from now on, and also As for still recalling the painful experiences of Shuten and the others until now? !

It is more efficient to pin your hopes on the plan of resistance and immunity to take effect. It is more efficient to pray to the God of Fortune for good luck or worship the Evil God and expect him to kill the enemy.

Superman wasn't disappointed.He comforted Deliya with a smile, his eyes were gentle, "But you are already great, and you have done enough things."

Superman didn't want Deliya to bear too much pressure and burden because of this, "I will try my best—" He paused, smiled at Deliya, a little helpless, "Try to control yourself."

Delia looked at Superman now, and suddenly understood why he was called a god among men.

He is not Icarus chasing the sun, not even Apollo, he is the sun itself, burning forever, even the smile is warm, like a melting sun.So his arms can push the whole planet, and he can also hold an ordinary cat in his arms. He is as strong as steel, but he has not forgotten the softness that belongs to humans.

So - swallow, come and learn!This is the correct way to open after being controlled! !A murderous reaction like yours will not end well!

Deliya has always kept in mind Da Jiangshan's tragic past, and she will never be able to ignore this similar experience.

"But although there is no way to be immune to control," Deliya also laughed, her red pupils slightly curved, "but you can pray to me at any time."

Ebisu would be more than happy to help.

"I heard that many people will call Superman when they are in danger?" Deliya felt that this was a bit like a summoned beast, and couldn't help but smile, "Then you can call my name when you meet opponents in the control system .”

"I should be considered—" Deriya looked at the weasel buff on the panel, "running pretty fast?"

She looked at Superman very calmly, not even as if she was saying an oath, but a daily greeting, "I will arrive immediately and fulfill your wish."

But it is indeed an oath.

She is making a promise to the god on earth: she will fulfill his wish.

Superman, who always rushed to the forefront with a body of steel, was a little overwhelmed by this promise.

He was silent for a long time before he burst out laughing, "...Okay."

Tony gave an annoyed 'tsk' from the side.

But he also knew that Superman's magic resistance was a big trouble, and he himself had directly experienced the danger brought by Superman just now, so there was no reason to stop Delia's kindness anyway.

So I had to divert my attention, and complained to Natasha beside me aggrievedly: "Superman better start rubbing diamonds now and sell them for money, and then invite Delia to have a thank you meal every time." If Superman doesn't rub diamonds, I'm afraid Will be eaten and bankrupt.

Of course, if Superman wants to sell alien technology products in the Fortress of Solitude, he will be more than happy to lend a helping hand and pay on the spot to solve Superman's troubles.

Wonder Woman Batman: "...??"

The Flash looked at the smiles of Superman and Deliya, and casually said to Quicksilver: "Sure enough, they seem to be the type who can chat easily."

Although the Justice League and the Avengers will only cooperate officially when a major crisis comes, many heroes have good personal relationships, such as Aquaman and Thor, Flash and Quicksilver, Superman and Captain America... …etc.

Thinking of the experience of aliens invading New York, Flash couldn't help but sigh, "With the help of Miss Sun, Superman's experience will be very happy."

Captain America is a super soldier with four times the serum, so will Superman be a super Kryptonian who is twice as happy in the future?

Hearing this sentence, Pietro gave The Flash a superior look, with a proud expression of 'no, we are different, I am also very happy' on his face.

Quicksilver recalled the feeling after Kamaitachi's buff took effect, and nodded very seriously, "Indeed, after all, I am also very happy."

Heh, people like you who have never experienced the joy of acceleration can't understand the happiness of me and Superman at all.

flash:? ?

I suspect I missed the plot and suffered against it.I also have evidence.

After seeing Deria vs. Superman - and Batman!She even sent food—after her kindness, Tony quickly thought of a new way to reinforce the corner.

Sliding a swivel chair to Deria and asked, "Do you want to have a press conference or something? Of course, not to reveal your real identity, which would be dangerous. Just tell New York City, they have another A new hero as a guardian... kind of. Pajama baby was planning to hold a press conference."

Reread: New York City.

Hearing these words, Banner and Natasha looked at Tony with the helplessness of "you are here again".

...who hasn't been brainwashed by 'Iaironn' yet.As soon as Tony's press conference ended, this sentence was hung up on the major hot spots for at least half a month.

Deriya quickly shook her head and refused, "Sol mentioned before: Whenever he goes out now, there will always be people who catch up to take pictures or ask for autographs. He almost missed the fast food line a few times because of this."

no!Can't affect her eating!No one can stop her craving for food!

—Of course this is only part of the reason.

Deriya was too lazy to say those reasons that were too hypocritical.

Half-demons are an undesirable type in both worlds.So many half-demons either degenerated into demons to take revenge on humans; or they hated the blood of monsters in their bodies, and frantically slaughtered ghosts in an attempt to justify their names.

Under the guidance of Gu Huo Niao and the others, Deriya was lucky to not grow crooked. She loves the world, protects human beings, walks with ghosts, and believes in gods.

But even so, Deliya would not like to be closely watched by too many people, and her every move would have to be carefully analyzed and explained.Like every superhero these days.

It was also like what she had experienced in Yinyang and her family.

...And she really didn't want to be disturbed while eating.Maintaining a good dining environment is the basic respect for food and hungry ghosts.

This meeting made Batman's assessment of Deriya more accurate.

She is stronger than expected, strong enough to organize death from an out-of-control Superman; but also more controllable than expected-at least it seems to be the case now, acting very harmless, even more capable than the original Superman Grasp the sense of distance in getting along with human beings.

When Batman returned to the Batcave, Alfred greeted him immediately, "There are no reports of the scarecrow's fear gas, and there is no mention of Superman going crazy. I think everything is better than expected?"

"...better." Batman had to admit.

——There was no death rate, and the most seriously injured person in the whole battle was "a passerby who was excited and knocked down on the side of the road because he saw Superman with his own eyes." Deria also used paint to repair the collapsed buildings .

...Who would have imagined that this little god can even do post-war repairs.

The finance department of Stark Industries will definitely thank her in particular.

Ah Fu's eyes fell on the packing box on the Batmobile, "This is—"

Batman paused for two seconds before answering in a stiff tone: "...one, a gift."

He had deliberately tried to forget this gift, but Tony directly manipulated Iron Man's armor to deliver the "exclusive and well-prepared gift".

Ah Fu looked at the still warm hair—Deriya secretly used Shiranui’s power to keep it warm—and couldn’t restrain himself from making a wonderful speech: "...then this is really a very special gift. "

Should he update the manor recipe?

Batman: "..."

He should continue to add the folder that belonged to Deliya.

And as for Deriya, who is missed by all forces——

She's working on the Daughter of Ugly Time dolls and clowns.

Although the clown has not really shown up so far, whether it is the previous Firefly and the Clown Gang, or the current Scarecrow, every time he casts darkness like an invisible shadow and brings despair.

Deria would be more than happy to keep the clown frozen like this, and let him obediently make an ice sculpture of a mascot in Arkham.

But to be on the safe side, she needed another backup plan.

After all, Steve was rescued from the ice by people, and it's hard to be sure that this kind of thing won't happen to the Joker.

Deriya flipped through the information provided by the system, "Is that all? It's not as good as Mr. Smart Butler. There were several Robins in Gotham before, and your information didn't mention it."

"Sorry," the OAU replied awkwardly, "I have limited authority now..."

Even if it is a game, the plot content and task introduction are gradually unfolded as the host progresses.

But which system would let the host take on the task of a huge boss like a clown during the [novice protection period]? ?

This is called jumping level, host!

Aotong changed the subject bluntly, "Now the host has reached [Tenth Level], and the novice protection period should end soon...probably."

Deria just asked the Scarecrow if the clown had any experience of being affected by the fear gas, hoping to be inspired by a plan to restrain the clown.But the scarecrow who she made ptsd said... the clown didn't respond to that at all, as if he wasn't afraid of anything.

This description is crazy enough.

Probably the clown is as crazy as this description.

After all, from the analysis of the information provided by the smart housekeeper, the clown is not afraid of death at all, and is even very willing to use his own death to ignite the world.

"I need Master Yan Mo." The uninspired Deliya had no choice but to draw cards, staring at the newly drawn shikigami in a daze, "I also need ghosts to send them."

"Of course we need Po Meng the most! Po Meng can just cook a bowl of soup for the clown to pour!"

But the civil servants of the underworld seemed to be afraid of working overtime, so none of them came.This is definitely the first time that Ouhuang Delia's car has been overturned.

——It's too absolute to say that, in fact, Deliya got the Bianhua related to the underworld.Flowers that bloom by the Santu River in the underworld.

For a moment, she really considered whether to turn the Bianhua into a piranha against the clown.

Since no conclusions could be drawn from the data, Delia took a more direct approach.

After resting for two days and finally alleviating the frantic backlash from the Hungry Ghost debuff, Delia quietly appeared in Gotham again.

Because Batman, the ghost king of Gotham, didn't seem very happy after receiving Mao Xuewang last time, and Delia failed to pay tribute, so she used a more careful disguise this time.

Not only is there the usual facial reiki mask, but there is even a bit of smoky smoke to confuse.

Aotong hesitated for a long time, but couldn't help but say: "But your tail..."

Although Bai Zangzhu's tail is not as exaggerated as Yuzao's before, if he encounters the red hood again, it will be very obvious!

"It doesn't matter," Deriya said bluntly and confidently, "Why don't you take advantage of the opportunity of free grooming!"

OTU: "...Okay."

There is a good reason for this.

Gotham City is huge, and the two people on the night watch may not really be able to spot each other——

Unless that tail is too obvious.

Looking at the silver needle and snow-like tail behind Deliya, Jason had a headache.

Well done, this girl did not 'go out with those tails' as promised, she only brought one tail this time.

Really, listen, talk, ah.

The motorcycle suddenly stopped in front of Deliya, the red hood groped around her waist, raised her hand and threw a bag into Deliya's arms.

"Candy?" Deliya opened the paper bag and saw a piece of fruit candy wrapped in beautiful sugar paper, her eyes lit up, "Is it for me?"

"...what answer do you want to hear? 'Oh no, to show off to you.' kind?"

Jason's voice paused, and he added coldly, "Hold it, use it to gag your mouth."

Prevent you from swallowing your saliva and rushing up after seeing Killer Crocodile.