Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Deriya fell into a dazed sleep, and her hairs flew wildly, like the hairs of a frightened cat blown apart, messily scattered on the side of her face.

She quickly scanned the surrounding environment with her eyes, and found that she was in a building, and the hall was full of 'uncontrolled' acquaintances.

Deliya took off her mask, revealing a sleepy little face, "What's going on?"

"——" Natasha, Steve and the others present looked back at Tony in unison, their eyes filled with 'Won't your conscience hurt? ' Tucao.

"..." It must be said that Tony's mood is very complicated now.

How can I describe it more appropriately...

Right now he:

——It was the rdj who heard Chris put Snickers bars on the soles of his daughter's shoes so that they could ride the roller coaster together;

——It was Martin Freeman who discovered that he and a few other actors in the UK were the only ones who had never played Harry Potter;

——I have firmly believed in science and materialism for decades, and as a result, I have been traveling across the country for half a year, and I have seen ghosts, devils, ghosts, and onmyojis.

——It was John Watson who found that there was no ordinary person around him, and even his gentle and kind (?) pregnant wife was actually a top secret agent;

——This is the first time I heard that Nightwing Dick's butt has an exclusive name, the left half is called Juan and the right half is called Jim's moral model cap.

...to sum it up, it's full of 'shock my whole family! ' Pupil quakes, and 'Are you fucking kidding me? ' self-doubt, and '_(:з」∠)_? ! 'The speechless choke.

Tony had expected a long time ago that with Deriya's personality, she would not care much about Christmas Eve and Christmas, so he was already ready to bring the little girl over to the party.They even worked together with everyone to formulate a perfect surprise plan for Deliya.

After all, apart from Halloween, when everyone is very busy, this is the first major holiday they have spent together since they met.It deserves to be celebrated with the highest standards.

The result is now... ok, fine, he was the one who set the plan, and he was the one who messed up the plan.

He was already ready to pick up Deliya in his new battle suit! !

——Tony now finally understands why the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in the audience showed such a painful expression when he said it was cool at the press conference.

Sometimes, talking too much is really not necessarily a good thing.

Superman is a sudden change in the Christmas Eve party plan. He came to the Avengers Building because of a temporary incident.

...And Tony assured that he really just wanted to make a joke with this Kryptonian golden retriever just now.

Tony 100% trusts Deliya's promise to Superman—although he is a little sour about it—knowing that since the little girl dares to make an oath to Superman, she will do it no matter what, so he just Just teased Superman by the way.

The content is probably to make the other party sour, and also habitually pack Deliya tightly within the area of ​​the reunion, lest she be pried into a corner.

Unexpectedly, even with half a vague syllable, Deliya could flash on the spot.

...does that make sense baby?

Does Loki have to build a black hole before he appears?Does Doctor Strange have to draw a circle before appearing?Do Pokémon have to throw a Poké Ball before they come out?

"But it's also a surprise," Tony said as he removed the colored paper flowers from Deria's face. "Now you're the first gift we all get this Christmas."

Delia, who just got out of bed, was still a little drowsy. She looked at the embarrassed Superman dully, "So——he just accidentally triggered the keyword?"

"...You can say that," Tony put his arms around Deliya's shoulders, "cough, okay, but it's actually my problem..."

Superman also looked at Deliya with some remorse, "Sorry, I shouldn't—"

... To be honest, being watched by these two people at the same time is indeed an extremely difficult test.

A pair of eyes as hot as melting caramel, and a pair of bright blue eyes.

It's hard to believe that anyone would be willing to hurt them.

After completely relaxing, Deliya tried hard to hold back the thought of yawning, and replied in a daze, "No, I can just take this opportunity to improve the summoning mechanism... It's just calling names, it's really unreliable, we can Think of a keyword or something."

Deriya used the system to monitor keywords before, and the operation was completely mechanized, and she would extract the moment when Superman mentioned her name.Let's review it now. Although this method is sensitive enough, it is indeed too simple and rude.

Fei Tong also felt very innocent. He even felt that what happened today was like—when he was surfing the Internet for fish all over the world, he happened to see a website in the east that automatically blocked sensitive words in the audit: even standing The door—here will become two fill-in-the-blank words—conversation, and this kind of normal sentence can trigger the shielding words.

Superman with super hearing understands Delia's distress very well.

Between him and Batman, there is a fixed keyword 'banana muffin' for help.

"Okay boys," Natasha stepped on her high heels and walked to Deriya's side, as if she was going to stab someone with a spindle-like heel. "You can discuss this issue later."

She raised her hand and touched the pajamas on Deliya, and leaned over to the girl and said softly, "Do you want to catch up on sleep?"

"I heard that Mr. Detective and the others sneaked out to take an adventure with you last night?" Natasha recalled the colorful expressions of her fellow agents, "...I think it will definitely be a very interesting night."

——Anyway, after finding Holmes running away, the group of professional agents was like a bolt from the blue.

"But you must be very tired." Natasha held Deliya's arm, and led the girl who hadn't woken up to the elevator. "The party won't start for a few hours. You go to sleep for a while, "

"Don't worry, your clothes for tonight have already been prepared. Pepper and I picked them out together. I originally planned to send them to your house in half an hour."

Deriya came to the building quite a few times, but before that, she was always active in the large public rooms such as the lobby and the kitchen.This is the first time she has penetrated into the building at close range.

The overall area of ​​the Avengers Building is unimaginably large.

Deliya also has her own independent courtyard in Heianjing, with trees, flowers, and ponds inside—this is to meet the rigid needs of sea, land, and air shikigami such as the human-faced tree, the other shore, and the pepper map—even in the human family. She was not materially abused when she was born.

But even if the little onmyoji has so much experience, when she finds out that there is an extra-large training room for Hulk in the building, her pupils are still shocked.

what is this?It is equivalent to drawing a piece of sky for the big tengu and others to fly freely!

"It's to try to make the Hulk more controllable," Deriya was startled, her red pupils stared round, like a puppet cat whose tail was stepped on, Natasha couldn't help touching it. He stroked her hair and tried to smooth it, "Actually, this is just a miniature training room. We have a bigger venue in the suburbs."

Moreover, not only the core location of the site in the suburbs belonged to them, but even the surrounding areas belonged to the incidental industry.

Stark Industries has established an industrial chain producing Avengers peripherals near there.

After all, every time the doctor and the Hulk tried to run in, the momentum they produced was extremely earth-shattering, comparable to Godzilla vs. Ultraman——

Therefore, in order to avoid causing panic among the public, confidentiality measures are of course essential.

False secrecy measures: Carefully hide the existence of Hulk, do not communicate with the outside world, and avoid frightening others. x

True confidentiality measures: as long as we have enough territory, we will not be discovered by others. √

Deliya: "..." suddenly enlightened.jpg.

Inspired by this, Deliya wished she could immediately take out Zashiki-douji and Iron Mouse, make a fortune on the spot, and expand the just-needed land for her shikigami.

"But we agreed," the elevator stopped at the floor that had been prepared long ago, Natasha smiled and looked at Deriya, "you should like this floor more—"

"—a room specially prepared for you." Of course, Tony didn't want to miss this scene. He took the spare elevator and arrived before the two, raising his eyebrows at Deliya, "Guess what's included?"

The most eye-catching thing is a huge kitchen, in addition to all kinds of common kitchen equipment, there is even a set of smart equipment for automatic cooking.Controlled and operated by a smart housekeeper, the internal network has already prepared recipes for the entire network. As long as the user gives the command of 'want to eat xx', they will run immediately, and even after they are done, there will be mechanical The arm is sent directly to the destination specified by the user.

In order to better demonstrate the practicality of this set of equipment, Tony snapped his fingers and said in a proud tone, "J, prepare a donut."

He tilted his head to look at Deliya, "I remember you like chocolate and strawberry flavors the most?"

Deriya stared eagerly at the kitchen - the quantifier of the level of 'seat' can really be used here - the kitchen, "Yes."

"Ok."

…Although the description is a bit strange, Natasha really felt like she saw a short-legged corgi showing off a new toy to the cat next door.

When the smart device started to work, Deriya went to wash up late, changed her pajamas by the way, and then followed Tony and Natasha to other rooms.

In addition to this stunning kitchen, there is also an amazingly large indoor swimming pool on this floor, and several high-end and expensive astronomical telescopes are equipped on the semi-open-air terrace.

The African Union secretly scanned and searched the telescope, and was frightened by the astronomical figures on the spot with a small string of error codes.

— and two walk-in refrigerators.

Yes, a walk-in refrigerator.

After opening the refrigerator door, in addition to the shelves for placing ingredients, the remaining space can accommodate at least two people's [walk-in refrigerator].

One for ingredients and one for snacks.

For tonight's party, all kinds of food are now stuffed here.

The dumbfounded OTU studied it carefully for a long time, but still didn't understand the difference between these two Hulk-type refrigerators and ice storage? ?

Isn't this just two private refrigerators? !And the kind that comes with its own ingredients? !

Recently, surfing the Internet too much is unconventional, and even some thinking goes astray: If these two sets of equipment are placed in the context of the end of the world, they can last at least three years.

Tony raised his hand and took out a bag of black chocolate sandwich biscuits, opened it and distributed it to the two girls, "Xiao Dai, what do you think of this squirrel hole?"

'Squirrel Hole'.Tony's name for this floor.

Prepare a squirrel hole with plenty of food for Deria, a poor little squirrel who looks around for nuts every day.

Give her a small nest with enough food and warmth to prevent her from continuing to hunt around hard, and often encounter inedible ingredients.

——Presumably, if Dr. Octopus and Loki, the "inedible ingredients", learned about this, they would definitely be more moved than Deria herself.

Of course it was heartbreaking.

Just when Tony smelled this problem, the... uh, the smart butler in charge of controlling the equipment in Squirrel Hole had already prepared the donuts that Tony ordered.

The mechanical arm walked over with the delicate-looking plate staggeringly. Tony kept staring at the dumbest little machine in the house until Deliya picked up the plate.

Natasha and Tony both smiled and waited for Deliya's evaluation, so she had to be the first to pick up the donut.

Under the operation of the smart butler, everything from the oven temperature to the time is accurately stuck at the best time; even all ingredients are accurate to the gram, and the perfect taste that can only be achieved by top chefs is baked; the smart butler even makes donuts It's been decorated with great detail...

All kinds of specially made small biscuits are stuck on the glaze, from star pattern to heart pattern, they are all beautiful just right.

There are even decorations.

There are even decorations? !Fully automatic kitchen tools can also mount flowers?

"..." Deliya really began to admire the magic of modern technology.

And Fei Tong, who had always boasted of advanced intelligence before, felt as if he suddenly became particularly unworthy...

This is the first food that Deliya arrived late today. From the moment she took the entrance, Deliya's face began to glow, "It's very delicious!"

Even without the hungry debuff of Hungry Ghost, this donut is so delicious that people want to focus on it, take ten pictures and then swipe all social platforms.

Tony: Oh, as expected of me!

Natasha glanced at Tony, who was full of pride, and put her arms around Deliya's shoulders, "Well, it looks like we can eat for a while, and then you can decide whether you want to go to sleep or not."

——Actually, Deriya was really sleepy.

The consumption caused by summoning shikigami and suppressing demons is actually not the main point, and Deria has long been used to it.

But the ups and downs in mood are the most exhausting reasons.

...After all, the arrival of Ibaraki Doji is no less than winning [-] million in the lottery to Deliya.

Two hundred million!If it happened to someone else, they might have called an ambulance last night.Deriya was just a little tired, and already belonged to the overly rational and calm type.

"..." Natasha sighed as she looked at Deliya who was blinking wildly while eating to calm her sleepiness, "I'd better take you to the bedroom."

In addition to the overly luxurious kitchen, swimming pool, and rooftop, basic save points such as the bedroom have not been left behind.

After Deriya rinsed her mouth, she yawned and followed Natasha into the room.

The door of the room is a triple-safety lock, a password that changes regularly, facial recognition, and the final confirmation of the smart housekeeper.

"..." As soon as the door of the room was opened, Deliya couldn't help being startled.

Like every bedroom in the mansion, this one is enormous—of course that's not the point.

The point is, this is the Japanese style room that Deliya is very familiar with.

Looking at the wind chimes hanging at the door, Deliya even felt that she had suddenly returned to the familiar courtyard.

Together with Yimulian, she once hung a similar-looking wind chime at the door with her own hands.Attached to it is her power, as well as the power of all shikigami in the family.

At that time, under the gaze of Lord Fengshen, she turned her head with a smile and said... "From now on, as long as the wind chime rings, we will know that someone has returned home!"

... In the future, as long as the wind chime rings, it means that someone has returned home.

Deliya raised her hand in a daze, and lightly touched the exquisite wind chime produced by modern craftsmanship.

The wind chime swayed gently, knocking out a series of familiar sounds in my heart.

...Deriya seemed to suddenly understand why there was a line in the poem from afar at that time called "Jiang Yue is only similar year after year".

Natasha raised her hand and caressed Deliya's back. The temperature of her palm brought warmth to Deliya, "It was Tony's proposal."

"Although Tony never mentioned it to you, but—" Black Widow said to Delia wink mysteriously, "You should guess that, in fact, he has always hoped that you can move here."

"You also know Tony's habit of always getting everything ready before the plan begins."

Tony's anti-series armor is a very appropriate and vivid example.Not to mention that comrades like Superman and Hulk who may have problems are on this list of anti-series armors, even himself—Tony really made an anti-Iron Man armor.Just in case when I get out of control like Superman to resist a nuclear bomb and come to New York.

"Of course, we're showing this now, and we're not forcing you to live here," Natasha said, using Tony's name just now, "Squirrel Hole. You've already parachuted into the building as our Christmas present, and of course we I want to give back a——a beautiful nest?”

"The bedroom kitchen—oh, and the extra-large swimming pool was proposed by Peter for Umibozu. The stargazing platform was also suggested by him. Peter said that you would like to watch the stars."

"We all made some small suggestions for this room, I hope you are satisfied, for example, the wind chime is the cap's idea, he is an art student, he pays the most attention to these details;" Natasha said softly, "Of course, Tony's idea is more many."

She quietly approached Deliya's ear, and said mysteriously, "You know, when we first moved here, cap just woke up not long ago, and Tony even specially prepared old antiques from the last century for cap, even his bedroom TVs are from last century."

The kind that snowflakes from time to time. ——Tony: 'This is called re-engraving retro feeling! '

Touched is really touched.

Missing is also really missing.

...But after the initial touch, Cap never watched TV in the bedroom again.He ran to the living room, and with the help of the smart housekeeper, he firmly learned to cast the screen.The kind with a high-definition big screen.

"I like it very much." Delia said softly.

Her voice was very, very soft.

As if afraid of something.

Deriya's own heart and her heart turned into a puddle of liquid that was softer than hot cocoa.

And what's even more incredible is that she is willing to be melted by these temperatures.

Actually.

Natasha patted Deliya's hair, didn't say anything more, just coaxed her to sleep.

Deriya kneaded herself into a small ball and shrank into the quilt, like a puppet cat that was so lazy and soft that people leaned close to it, and even the corners of her eyes showed some childishness that matched her age.

The smart housekeeper adjusts the temperature, humidity and lighting in the room to the most suitable node for falling asleep, "Miss Delia, do you want me to play a lullaby?"

"...No," Deriya shrank back into the quilt again, her voice tensed, "Please let the wind chime blow."

"..." The almost omnipotent smart housekeeper couldn't analyze the meaning of this sentence smoothly.

But he didn't ask much, just aligned the fan blades of the air conditioner at a suitable angle, and let the wind chimes swing gently.

"Thank you."

Not knowing whether it was because the sound of the wind chimes was too familiar, or the melting temperature was too comfortable, Deriya fell into a deep sleep, and didn't open her eyes dazedly until half an hour into the party.

"Hmm," reminded by the smart housekeeper, both Pepper and Natasha rushed to knock on the door immediately, "I woke up just right, come on, sweetheart, and put on a new dress."

Pepper and the two have already picked out the clothes for Deliya tonight.Although it was just a private gathering among friends, there was no need for overly grand dresses, but this did not stop them from dressing up Deria enthusiastically.

They chose a red dress.

It was the color of Deria's eyes.

It was very bright, and the softness wrapped in Deliya's usually furry clothes instantly turned into a fierce beauty.

Pepper's fingertips brushed against Deliya's ear, a little surprised, "It turns out that Xiaodai has pierced ears, but I haven't seen you wearing earrings before."

Fortunately, they have prepared earrings and ear clips.

"...Hmm." In fact, these two ear holes are not for decoration, but for wearing spiritual weapons.

She has had it since childhood.

It has been passed through many times by spiritual weapons with various powers, even if it is not taken care of carefully, it will not heal and die forever.

Deliya didn't say much, she just turned slightly sideways, allowing Pepper to carefully pass the ear needles.

'...Fortunately, this is no longer an artifact. '

Since Delia is not very used to makeup, Pepper and Pepper did not make up for her.

But even so——she could support the red dress.

It's so beautiful that you can't take your eyes off it.

Peter, who had just arrived from home, said 'wow' when he saw it.

…Unfortunately, other than the initial admiration, the focus of other people in the building quickly shifted.

"Ahem," Tony coughed twice deliberately, "Xiao Dai, we have a gift to give."

Just like the donuts before, the mechanical arm tremblingly transported the plate containing the gift to Deria.

It is tempura soba.

"I heard that it is a traditional New Year's Eve food in your place," Steve explained. "The information says that because the noodles are easy to break, it means that you can completely break away from the troubles of the past."

Hawkeye complained in a low voice: "Although it's not Chinese New Year—"

"No no no," Tony raised his chin proudly, 'I'm a genius!I have already thought about it! ', "We can prepare again when the Chinese New Year comes. In this way, Xiao Dai's luck can last longer. Isn't it? Learn about the superposition effect?"

...It's the idea of ​​a very science student.

It's very Tony Stark's thinking that's right.

But it's also romantic: make an appointment for future luck and give them all to her.

Deriya didn't explain that this custom existed at least after the Kamakura period, and had little to do with the Heian period. ——After all, the matter of traveling through time and space itself is not suitable for wasting such a beautiful festival to explain.

She just stretched out her pair of hands that used to carry the pen and draw the talisman, waving the spell, and grasped the chopsticks that Peter handed over, "Well, I will be very lucky."

What to do, she is really going to melt.

"delicious."

——It wasn't until hearing Deliya's comment that Tony added, "Oh, I forgot to say, this time it's not an automatic operation, I'm in charge of directing it."

"I'm in charge of cooking the noodles!" After Tony spoke, Peter quickly raised his hand, "I also asked Aunt Mei..." Although it takes courage to listen to Mei's cooking advice.

Banner pushed his glasses, "I handled the shrimp."

As for difficult snacks like tempura, Pepper and Natasha are in charge together.

Steve also cooks occasionally when he lives alone, so he does the rest.

And Lei Shen... He completed the important and important step of taking out the cooked noodles and putting them into a bowl. ——The main reason is that other people are not at ease to hand over other things to Saul.

Hot Vision Hot Coffee Specialist Superman: "Uh, I'm in charge of keeping it warm..."

"..." Tony glanced at Superman secretly, and whispered to Steve, "I really don't understand why this big red robe got in."

What's up with this unplanned variable? !

Steve: "...I think he should hear it."

And the silent smart housekeeper: Well, I was responsible for checking the recipe.

After the last piece of past troubles was cut off, Deriya put down her chopsticks, "It's delicious."

It's just that she tasted a hint of saltiness in her heart.

And sweetness.

My God, thinking of a group of people who are so powerful that they can control the world, crowded together in the kitchen to prepare this bowl of noodles——

Help.Her ribs were literally melting.

"It's fine if you like it, but if the tin can is three months in advance—oh no, if you thought of this plan a week ago," Hawkeye complained unceremoniously, "then Xiaodai, you can eat 'Stark Produced' right now." ' of soba noodles."

Having said that, Barton approached Deliya mysteriously, "But I'm different from him! My family now has a farm, and I can immediately plant buckwheat—"——although it may not grow out this season... …

The archer blinked at Deliya, "Xiao Dai, how about we discuss it? The storybook you prepared for my children last time was very interesting. After they finished reading it, they kept clamoring to see you directly. "

"Oh, of course the premise is—" Don't let Kaibozu out.

After all, he didn't want to spoil the atmosphere, so he held back the words.

"...Oh my God, can you imagine?" Hawkeye took a deep breath, his voice full of unbearable grief and anger, "After I finished my mission and returned home! The first thing the children rushed to me was to ask me: 'Little When will Aunt Na and Sister Xiao Dai come?'”

hello?Little eagle cubs?Don't you guys think you're a bit of a rebel? !Is your father eagle right in front of you? !

The devastated Clint ran to his wife Lola for comfort, but the gentle and intelligent woman patted him on the back, and then silently made up the knife, "Actually, I really want to see them too."

"...QAQ!" Wife! !

The story book was a gift from Deliya two weeks ago, produced by Qing Xing Deng. ——After taking care of Deliya for a long time, the big demon who loves to tell stories has also started to learn a lot of bedtime stories suitable for children.

Considering that the youngest girl in Clint's family is not yet old enough to read ghost stories, Delia made a very serious choice for a long time.

Clark, who was listening silently: ...

In fact, his family also has a farm.

At the end of the party, Tony held a glass of wine and looked at Deliya, "Is there any wish you want to make to Santa Claus?"

Delia is under the legal drinking age in this country, so she only drank juice,

The little onmyoji thought for a long time, then looked at everyone around solemnly, "Then—"

"I hope everyone has a good dream."

— Have a good dream.

Tony was still thinking about it as he lay in bed after the party.

He wondered what the wish meant.

And he really knew.

After Tony fell into a dream, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw two people who had reproduced countless times in front of him through various technologies.

"God..."

Tony took a step back, in disbelief.

The Starks—

His father and mother.

……his parents.

For a moment in a trance, Tony suddenly remembered the phrase "have a good dream" that Delia said.