Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Tony spoke uprightly, Tony complained on the spot, Tony's face was serious.

I don't know what kind of messy things the baby in pajamas is usually looking at, but he came up and asked about the ears and tail of the fox!This is so unorthodox!Didn't learn the good qualities that gentlemen should have at all!

At the same time, Tony was also... secretly staring at Deliya.Well, in fact, he was also very curious about this.

Will Deliya, who looks like a fox, be the kind of fox that feels fluffy to the touch, soft to grasp, and can feel the vibration of the fluff even when she picks it up and shakes it?

——Gosh, that would be too cute!

Furry is probably a preference written in human dna.

Of course, even if Deliya's prototype is actually the painting style of Master Kaibo, Tony and the others can accept it!

Anyway, their team, this big family, now has a strange tin man, a big man who turns green, a veteran from the last century, a god who does not belong to this planet, two agents with rich and wonderful experience, flying around of high school students...

These people are already strange enough to tolerate any appearance of Delia.

As for Deriya, who was being watched by everyone... it was the first time she heard such a request from a human.

After all, for a long time, Deliya's family elders have demanded Deliya in an extremely strict manner, forbidding her to reveal her monster race characteristics at any time, even if she is behind the scenes.

Because whether it is a fox's ears or a tail, in their eyes, it is a symbol of shame and filth. ——They pinned their hope of revitalizing the family on the powerful half-demon, but at the same time they hated her unclean background so contradictoryly.

Later, it wasn't until Deriya left the family and lived with monsters that she had the freedom to reveal her original or semi-original form as she wanted, and also had the joy of grooming each other with the fox stickers of Tamamo former Inari God.

Deliya has never been brainwashed by that group of humans, let alone follow them and think that her blood is unknown.She accepts her bloodline with a very positive attitude, because Deriya knows very well that her bloodline comes from two souls who love each other, and it cannot be dirty and filthy.

Because love itself is the cleanest and most beautiful.

But even with such a positive and optimistic attitude, Deliya never thought that she would hear such a request from a group of humans...

Humans can't, at least they shouldn't... Wow your human curiosity is kind of weird.

The little onmyoji was taken aback, "Well—are you sure you want to watch it? Maybe in the eyes of ordinary humans, this is quite unacceptable."

Deria, who comes from the simple folk customs of Heianjing, certainly doesn't know that the popular cuteness of "beast ears" has long been popular in this complicated modern world.There is even a particularly popular derivative emoji package: put a photo of a beast-eared girl in front of a self-raised cat, and add the text 'Change for me! '.

Seeing Daria's hesitation, Pepper immediately opened his mouth to make a rescue, "Of course it depends on your own will, Xiao Dai, ignore those silly boys, if you don't want to—"

"It's not that I don't want to..." Deliya thought, sharing her complete self with family and friends, this should be the correct way to get along.

Humans and ghosts have different paths, so even if a hundred ghosts travel through the downtown at night, ordinary humans cannot see this grand occasion; but ghosts can also deliberately use their power to appear in front of humans, so there are rumors of ghosts making trouble in the human world.

Deliya unleashed her demon power, fully revealing her long furry tail and a pair of standing fox ears in front of everyone.

A quiet room.

"...Wow," it took a long time for Tony to force out an exclamation particle. The richest man in New York who had seen countless rare things raised his hand to cover his forehead with difficulty, "This is really—"

beautiful.

Surrounded by long furry tails, Deliya looked like a holy god wrapped in white snow; but a pair of fox ears standing up made her look a little more ignorant.

Deliya shook the fluff on her tail, raised her head and blinked at everyone.

Unexpectedly beautiful.

Tony couldn't help wondering, how did such a beautiful little fox become good friends with Kaibozu?

Is this - communication only pays attention to the heart, and does not care about the appearance?

Tony was silent for a long time, but couldn't find a suitable description to praise Deliya's tail, so he had to sigh and choose to use a more tactful method to express his love and excitement, "You know that the modern world actually has a very developed animal grooming Industry?"

Deria: "...?"

No, wait?Tony?Is there something wrong with your reaction? !

Tony didn't care about Deliya's dumbfounded at all, and continued to say happily: "And there are professional shampoos that can make animal hair more beautiful, and professional combs—oh, by the way, do you need hair cream? Mu Tian Polygonum should have no effect on foxes... Do I need to prepare a teething stick? And cat's claw boards?"

Without waiting for Deliya to answer, Tony quickly opened the page transferred by the smart housekeeper and placed an order on the spot, "And you can't eat too much salt——"

"What can we do?" Tony said as he moved secretly towards Deliya's tail, intending to face this nonchalant face and go directly to rua, "All the preparations for tonight are high-salt What about the food. Do you lose your hair after eating it?"

"...I think the question you asked about Peter just now should actually be asked yourself," Natasha, who was standing at the top of the food chain, grabbed Tony's arm expressionlessly, "What are you usually watching? thing?"

hello?How are you so proficient?What do you want to touch?Quarantine me quickly!

Natasha and Pepper seriously stopped Tony's small movements, and then immediately turned around and patted Deriya's tail in sync, comforting the little girl in a firm tone, "Don't worry, we will definitely stop them from messing around .”

Others: "..." We all understand the truth, but two ladies, can you put your hands down before talking?That way I feel that the credibility of your speech will become a little higher?

Just like the original Jason, Natasha and others have a relatively restrained attitude towards Deriya's tail and ears.

This stems from their consideration for Deliya.

Just like Hulk doesn't want himself to become an ornamental animal in front of other people, they will also care about what Delia thinks, so they try their best to avoid their over-reaction, let alone their attitude of waiting for others to make Deria Rhea has a feeling of discomfort like a 'rare animal being watched'.

...But from the eyes of everyone present, it can be seen how excited they are now.Tony solemnly asked the smart butler to introduce the "contemporary animal grooming experience" to Deliya, and was ready to perform for Deliya at any time.

——So when Watson and Sherlock arrived at the building, they saw such a bizarre scene as soon as they stepped out of the elevator.

A group of people sat next to Deliya as if nothing had happened, and they seemed to be chatting in a calm mood, but Watson assured with his professional ethics as a military doctor that the excitement of this group of people was completely like a bunch of cats stunned by Mutian Liao .

And Deriya, the girl who brought him a huge surprise last night, and he should be very thankful——

He was shaking his fluffy tail to greet himself and Sherlock.

"..." The good military doctor twisted his arm subconsciously, and even retreated into the elevator in confusion, and opened the elevator door again, only then was it difficult to confirm that it was not his hallucination, let alone a mistake in the opening method.

etc?This is, what kind of large-scale crowd sucking fox scene?

His first reaction was to call the police? !

John and Sherlock were of course invited by Tony.

Although Tony always felt that he and Sherlock Holmes did not get along very well, after all, the detective and the military doctor were going to return to England soon-who made England always need them, so for Deriya's sake, he still included these two. Christmas invitation list.

What's more, Sherlock also helped guess the location of the clown yesterday.

Deliya didn't mind telling them about it, so she didn't retract her tail.

And Watson's attention was quickly diverted from Deliya's tail and ears. The good doctor thought for a long time with a heavy face, and then turned his head to stare at his best friend Sherlock seriously, "If only half-breeds can learn magic But what should I do?"

nooo!He still plans to continue to persuade Sherlock to learn magic!It would be a pity if such a good prophecy talent is not fully utilized!

"Sherlock, tell me frankly, do you have the blood of the horse spirit?" Watson, who still has not given up persuading his friend to become a magician, asked solemnly. "I will definitely keep it a secret for you."

Look at the specific length of this handsome face, Watson can guarantee that his reasoning is absolutely correct.

Sherlock who was dissed inexplicably: "...I am really amazed by your brain sometimes."

How did you manage to miss the point in your analysis of the problem? !

"I think you can study your own bloodline first." Sherlock turned and walked towards Deriya. "Maybe you have some hidden bloodlines of hobbit dwarves."

Watson: "..." Because your expression is so calm, I don't know whether you are mocking me or if you are serious.

Since there are even mermaids in this world, maybe——are there really hobbits?

Delia was a little surprised by Sherlock's reaction, "I thought your reaction would be more excited?"

After all, when Mr. Detective saw Yun Wai Jing for the first time, he was shut up on the spot by this completely unscientific setting.

At that time, Sherlock turned the swivel chair and turned back to face the wall, refusing to communicate, with a decisive decision of "goodbye, mom, I'm going on a long voyage tonight".

But this time, facing the same unscientific fox tail and ears, Sherlock was extraordinarily calm.

Sherlock: "..."

Ah.When people's three views have been broken many times, there is no possibility of further breaking.

This is called the universality of connection.

Come to think of it, he's already seen talking mirrors and ghost nuns and demons floating around, what else can't be accepted by him :)

ok, fine, he is very good, very good, it’s nothing, it’s just that biological evolution is faster than the scientific research process, it’s very normal——

So when he handles cases in the future, should he take into consideration the setting of "devil committing crimes" and "ghost killing" that he has always sneered at before? !

After so many things, how can he still veto others coldly and firmly in the future, saying 'ghosts kill?Funny, leaving the scene with your brain that lowered the IQ of the whole street. 'Woolen cloth? !Does he really have the position to say this rebuttal?

Did Delia know that she had interfered with his entire brain hard drive?

Sherlock stared at Deliya, heaved a long sigh of relief, took out a notebook from the inner pocket of the windbreaker, and handed it to Deliya, "U—maybe this is a Christmas present?"

Anyway, except for the intentional arrangement, Sherlock never celebrates Christmas.

Deriya originally thought that the greeting card was a Christmas gift from Mr. Detective, but when she saw the notebook, she was taken aback, and tentatively said, "—you just finished writing it, didn't you?"

Sherlock gave a 'spirit' grin that squeezed out the creases but didn't have much sincerity.

The gift from Sherlock is actually very similar to the gift from the Supreme Mage.

From his own perspective, Mr. Detective conducted an objective analysis and rational thinking on the shikigami he had seen.

——It was simply an unwilling struggle of the materialistic detective to the magical setting of Delia.

——If the gift of the Supreme Mage can help Deliya study [Time and Space Travel]; then Sherlock's gift can help Deliya delve into the setting of the system buff.

Very practical.

Seeing Deliya flipping through the notes excitedly, Sherlock said hesitantly, "Thank you for Mary's matter."

Sherlock never forgot Mary's death.He said at the wedding that he would always protect the Watson family, but in the end Mary Watson died from taking a bullet for him.

...He even used the name of the murderer who killed her as a keyword to remind himself 'don't be arrogant from now on'.

Sherlock didn't expect that Mary would treat him with such a relaxed attitude in his dream, and even had the mood to make fun of himself. —Well, maybe as he once said to Mary 'Humanity?No, I don't understand. ’, that sentence still applies.

He learned a little more from Mary Watson.

Deria returned from her notes, raised her eyes and smiled at Sherlock.

"No need to thank you, that is a gift from me to you, a good dream."

In this kind of private gathering, the topic of chatting is always jumping, going around and around, and it falls on Deliya again.

Steve, who has been frozen for decades, also experienced a similar feeling of "traveling through time and space".It took him a long time to adapt to the modern world, with his own efforts and the help of his companions.

Because of empathy, she was even more nervous about Deliya's mood.

Steve looked at Deliya worriedly, "Living in such a strange world must be very hard."

He had been helped by S.H.I.E.L.D. since he was sober, and later he had the help of his fellow Avengers.But Deria—from what she just said, she came alone.

Alone, in a strange world.God.

"At the beginning, I was a bit uncomfortable..." Delia replied in a low voice, "The first week I came to this world, I encountered several small crimes in just one week, and later I also met Doctor Octopus."

"Ahem," the heroes were also very helpless at the mention of this question, "This place should be more chaotic than in your era, right?"

In order to take care of their feelings, Delia didn't answer this awkward question, but silently added in her heart: 'Yes. '

New York City is so chaotic!The folk customs are not ancient, and there are criminals everywhere!It is completely different from the simple Heian-kyo where she used to be!In her time, the biggest chaos she experienced was nothing more than Tamamo rioting in Kyoto or Yamata no Orochi accepting human sacrifices.The folk customs have always been very simple, and the ingredients are more abundant than Gotham City!

Non-Tong: Hello, host, quickly apologize to me for the word [folk customs and simplicity]!

When Deriya spoke, the tail behind her kept swaying slowly, attracting the attention of others.

... Seeing this scene, the smart housekeeper felt that Deliya didn't need any fox teaser toys, but other people seemed to regard the furry tail as a cat teaser.

'etc? ! '

After staring at Deliya for half a minute, Tony suddenly understood why the second-generation bird of the Bat family was groping behind Deliya last night.

...So, that kid, have you seen Deliya's tail before? ?

...isn't it?etc?Something seems wrong? !

"Mr. Stark?" Seeing Tony's complex expression, Peter on the side asked suspiciously, "Is there any question?"

"..." Tony took a deep look at Deliya, lowered his head and buried his face in his hands, "No, it's nothing."

It's nothing, really nothing, but Tony Stark's current mood is like a two-legged animal breeder who saw his cat sneak out to play with the German Shepherd next door.

Christmas, in addition to gifts and Christmas trees, Santa hats are also essential.

Deriya lowered her head and let Pepper put on the red hat for herself.Hawkeye turned the hat in his hand, raised his eyebrows and asked Deliya: "Do you need to put a hat on all your tails? It feels so warm."

But at this moment, the system that seldom spoke tonight suddenly spoke: "Host."

"You are now—" the system's voice is almost gentle, "you have been loved by two centuries."

Even advanced intelligent AIs don't have a real emotional component, but he said it entirely spontaneously, not by default.

No longer a half-demon who is unwelcome in both the human and demon worlds.

It is Deria who is loved by both humans and ghosts.

"..." Deriya looked up to see the most beautiful star on the top of the Christmas tree, "I know."

"Thank you."

Loved by both worlds——

Yes, loved by both worlds.

She also has so much love in this world.

oops.What to do, Deliya sighed, like a compromise, but also like a helpless smile, she has been completely melted.

Taking this opportunity of Christmas, Tony finally took the initiative to ask Deliya if she wanted to stay in the squirrel hole.

He didn't put a time limit on the word [continue], waiting for Deria to develop herself.

... As a result, Tony didn't wait for any answer he expected.

Deriya didn't directly agree, let alone refuse, but said hesitantly, "But I still have Christmas presents tonight—"

"..." Tony continued to struggle resolutely, "Why don't you send a courier in the same city? I think it's pretty fast."

"Or I can send a battle suit to help you deliver it?"

Or maybe a drone? !

hello?Xiao Dai?Now that we have all crossed over, then we also need to modernize a bit?How about diversification?

As for the gift giver of Deliya, of course it was the red hood she owed the gift last night. ...the Red Hood with the breath of death, the Red Hood who once died and came back to life.

Resurrection from the dead, this word is unbelievable in the eyes of the little onmyoji.

From the time she first started learning Yin Yang, she was taught countless times that 'death is irreversible. ’ And the experiences of Tamazamae, Yunu, Dayakemaru and others have also emphasized this creed countless times.

To be reasonable, who would have thought that the worldview of this world would be so chaotic?Deliya now feels that even if the so-called parallel time and space really exist, she can accept it.

==

So when Jason rode his motorcycle to that alley again, he saw a scene like history repeating itself.

It is still the tail covering the entire wall, flickering like a long ladder built by Rapunzel.

Most of Deriya's face was huddled in the thick long-haired scarf, she sipped the hot cocoa in her hand, her expression was blank as if she was in a daze.

Jason was silent for half a minute, raised his hand and scratched the tip of the tail in front of him—like pulling an old-fashioned light switch, and then turned over and climbed up, "Do you really have to sit here in a daze?"

Deriya held the steaming hot cocoa in her hand, blinked her eyes, and said lazily, "It's cold, there's little wind here."

... If you are really afraid of the cold, you should sit at home now.

Jason didn't speak out about this hopeless hypothesis, he just picked up Delia's tail and covered her lap, and then stuffed a book to her.

...This is the third book and notebook gift that Deliya received tonight. She held the hot cocoa with one hand, raised her hand and looked through it, "What is this?"

"...This is," Jason said with difficulty, "the monograph on agriculture that Poison Ivy finished writing in Arkham."

Damn, that sentence sounds downright ridiculous.

Poison Ivy, in Arkham, wrote a monograph on agriculture.

In Gotham City, oh no, few people in the whole country can imagine such a magical combination.

Even if you put these keywords together and ask other people to look at phrases and sentences, normal people will still make up that 'after the Poison Ivy escaped from Arkham, she killed an agricultural expert who wrote a monograph on agriculture. 'This kind of sentence.

Not the bizarre rumor that Poison Ivy wrote her own book in Arkham.

...Even the third-rate gossip tabloids who fabricate gossip news about the relationship between Chaoying and Chaofan every day, can't make up the farming style of "I do academic research in Arkham" and "I grow vegetables in Arkham" delusional story...

Will be ridiculed by the crowd as 'too big brain, unrealistic, too ooc'.

Jason looked at Delia who took the book with excitement, and let out a long sigh.

Turns out it actually happened.

Good job, Delia is always fulfilling dreams that others can't.

Poison Ivy is one of the few villains who had the idea of ​​seclusion and worked hard for it. She once bought an island (robbed money) and took the rare plants to live an isolated life.It can be seen how much Poison Ivy attaches importance to plants.

After being "inspired" by Deliya, Poison Ivy was immediately inspired by her new ideas, and she is committed to raising healthier and stronger plant babies, so that she can complete the great task of taking back the earth from mammals earlier ambition.

...So Poison Ivy really wrote a thick research journal as promised to Deria before.

When Batman and the others escorted the Joker into Arkham this morning, Poison Ivy had just finished writing the first part of her research journal.

Poison Ivy immediately asked Batman and others to give the book to Deliya, and even showed a kind of "as long as you agree to send the book, I will continue to stay here and do research until I have the most beautiful research results." Make a gift for the little sweetheart; otherwise, I'll just run out and meet the little baby in person to give the book~' straightforward attitude.

Poison Ivy's request was not too much, and after layers of inspection, Batman and the others determined that this was just an ordinary handwritten research diary. idea.

——To be honest, Jason felt that they could really consider Daria's previous suggestion, contact the publisher immediately, and publish the book directly on the spot.Maybe Poison Ivy could get a Nobel back for it.

After all, Jason can be absolutely sure that Batman must have a backup in his hand.

So Batman finally agreed to this request, and bought another room of related books and 'gifted' to Poison Ivy to help her continue to delve into the great mission that Deria entrusted to her.

Poison Ivy is like a treasure, and Poison Ivy is happy.

And Jason: ... Heh. PUAs are scary.Being PUA by a heartless person like Deliya is even more terrifying.

Wake up, she is just greedy for your body (body in the physical sense)!

Originally, this matter had nothing to do with Jason. The Justice League and the Avengers had long had an official communication method. Batman would definitely hand over the book to the Avengers through official channels.By the way, exchange stories about clowns and ice sculptures with Deliya.

But after Dick heard about this incident, he immediately handed the book to Red Hood.

Dicky Bird's attitude was straightforward, and he said to Jason very frankly: "You can just give it to the little girl."

It seems to be sure how often they meet.

"..." Jason ignored Dickie's teasing, and just took the book from the other party's hand with a blank expression.

And soon the real chance was given to Deliya.

Deriya doesn't have much systematic knowledge in the planting industry, but she has dealt with gods such as the other shore flower, the human face tree, and even the tree charm all the year round, allowing her to figure out an independent set of theoretical systems, which allows her to look at Pamela When taking notes, keep up with the other person's train of thought.

"She's so serious—" Deliya couldn't help but sigh, "Do you think I should..."

Hearing this, Jason turned to look at her.

"How many more sets of books should I give her so that she can continue to study?"

Jason: "..."

I actually thought you were trying to coax her with nice words just now, so that she can keep up the good work.

I am too naive.

I actually forgot that you are more pua than the clown.

Deliya put away the notes, and looked at the amount of condiments such as basil and mint in the system backpack, "And if I go to deliver books, I can let her continue to produce a few condiments by the way."

Poison Ivy, the light of the industry, the rising food star of Gotham City.Really hard working and practical!

Jason suddenly discovered that the hood had the function of concealing his expression, so that his current image would not be too ruined.He turned over and jumped off the wall, stepped on the motorcycle, and said to Deria, "Come here, get in the car."

But of course not taking her to Arkham.

Dariya was still holding the hot cocoa in her hand, and she held the helmet Jason gave her with one hand and raised it on her head, leaving Jason speechless for a while.

"...Have you ever seen a wild cat on the side of the road that can be tricked away by a small fish?"

"...? Respect me? Who do you look down on?" Deliya raised her helmet and looked at Jason incredulously, "What kind of image do I have in your heart?"

Heh, can Xiaoyu be cheated away?How can this be!Wanting her to go, "Why do you want a big tuna bowl?"

Jason: "...Oh."

Read it, it's amazing.

It turns out that a large serving of tuna rice can impress her.

……Ha ha.