Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Looking at Dr. Octopus, who was full of nervousness and wanted to cry, Tamazamo frowned slightly.

The beauty frowned and said nothing - this is definitely a beautiful picture that artists of all generations from all over the world are keen to paint.The way Tamamo frowned, looking pretty enough to put in the Metropolitan Museum of Art on the spot.

But probably because of the frowning and silence, people can't imagine how sad and melancholy the beauty is hiding in her heart when she frowns, or——

What a fucking sharp complaint ==.

"Stay away from this kind of person," Yu Zaoqian stretched out his hand and moved Deliya back, staring at Doctor Octopus as if he was looking at some kind of germ, and at the same time warned Deliya worriedly, "Don't you remember Did Qing Xingdeng tell the story before? You, a kind and soft-hearted boy, are the most likely to be bullied by these weirdos and villains."

With the assistance of the language plug-in dlc provided by the system, Yu Zaoqian's words were transmitted into the ears of everyone present with incomparable clarity and sound.

"..."

The atmosphere at the scene became extremely delicate for a while.

Agents present: ...Wait, what?It's okay to be soft-hearted, easy to be bullied-who is this describing?Abomination and Doctor Octopus?

The abomination belongs to the criminal who was attacked by the physics department because of radiation mutation. He was locked up with other criminals who had no superpowers but were also highly dangerous.

In addition to Doctor Octopus, there are also mysteries and others among the criminals locked in this prison.

At this moment, these criminals who had been beaten up by gout all reached a kind of confidant resonance from deep in their souls in the first moment.

...one cannot, at least not should!

...What the hell is this guy talking about? !Is it a delusion performance award, or some kind of performance art?This guy isn't really praising that witch, is he? !

From Yu Zaoqian's voice, the spirits present could hear extremely rich emotions, such as:

The speechless contempt of "tsk, I really don't understand what strange thoughts you people are thinking"; and the short-term vigilance of "Come, stay away from my well-behaved and sensible little girl, don't infect her with your weird avatars" ; There is even a helpless boast of 'Oh, the children at home are too well-behaved and obedient, it is really a headache and happiness'.

Doctor Octopus was dumbfounded, Dr. Octopus was struck by lightning.

——Of course, the mystery guest and the abomination who had just been locked up also reacted in this way.

Damn, this sentence, you all carefully taste it, is this reasonable? !

Hate them and prefer to believe: Captain America is actually an undercover agent of Hydra, who will raise his arms and shout 'hailhydra' at any time; Batman is actually a local tyrant as rich as Iron Man; — These ridiculous and absurd urban legends, he wouldn't believe a word said by the guy opposite.

Oh, or if... what this guy said just now is actually a surprise comedy performance by S.H.I.E.L.D. in order to care for the mental health of criminals and prisoners, and is going to use this joke to relieve their tired hearts.

Doctor Octopus and the others decided to reluctantly forgive the absurd quote that was not funny at all and stabbed their wounds hard.

(And immediately complain that the other party is a completely unqualified bad comedy showman.)

But it was obvious, judging from the melancholy and determined expression of Yu Zaoqian, the other party was seriously distressed! !

Just kidding!

Even if Loki can join S.H.I.E.L.D. and become the director all the way, and Superman is voted president by the voters, this little witch will never have anything to do with the description of a good child and being bullied! !

And the word [soft heart], from the meaning of the word, to the way of making words and sentences, to the derived metaphor, how does it fit her? !

This is no longer the influence of emotional filters, this is directly because of poor English vocabulary, right? !

Abomination, Doctor Octopus and Mysterio looked at each other, and saw the same "Shock + Doubt + Unbelievable" on each other's faces, and of course, "If I'm guilty, the law will punish me—no , Whoever punishes me is fine, in short, don't let me be humiliated QAQ' pain by you illiterates who bought poor-quality dictionaries with missing pages.

And the strong sense of identity they learned from each other's faces made them feel a little better.

——How rare, how precious, and how happy it is to be able to find a few close friends who understand and understand themselves in such a predicament!

They are now Pisas and Damon!Goethe and Schiller!It's Arthur and Merlin(?)!

They are eternal friends who can understand each other and reach soul resonance!

"..."

The expressions of Abomination and Doctor Octopus looked as if they were about to hug each other and cry, and then they patted each other on the shoulder and called each other 'Davarish'.

It's a pity that they don't have this kind of opportunity, so they can only pray silently, hoping that their "best friends" will bless them in the dark in the future, and stay away from demons, pots and knives.

——As for why he hopes that the other party will bless him in the dark.

Of course it was because they felt that sooner or later they would be boiled and roasted.

The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. who saw this scene couldn't help but sigh with complicated emotions.

Just, how should I put it, at this time, we must try to be optimistic-this at least allows the criminals in the prison to achieve a friendly and mutual help mode of getting along with each other!A very characteristic and friendly environment has been formed in the prison!It completely separates them from the Arkham Asylum, which has simple folk customs, frequent fights, and tense atmosphere!

Thinking from this point of view, this probably, maybe... maybe it will be a good thing to be thankful for ==.

Since the appearance of Deriya, they have gradually honed a very skilled self-comforting technique, referred to as: 'If you can't beat it, just join'.

'If you don't understand, join in'.

If you can't change it, just add'.

In short, happy to join and it's over!

Therefore, in the face of the performances of Abomination and others, the agents calmly stuffed Abomination into a specific cell, revealing a subtle pride of "no one else, only one hand".

Natasha, who came afterward, even added a knife, "Yeah, she is the best."

Black Widow patted Deliya's back lightly, her tone soft, "So for safety's sake, we really need to distance her from certain dangerous people."

Hate: ...Thank you, since I was cut off from her, I feel very safe.

The tail of the fox behind Deriya swayed slightly, comforting the two elders in a brisk tone, "Don't worry, I will definitely protect myself and won't let myself get hurt!"

Agents: "..."

Well, indeed, they all had great faith in Deria's ability to do this.

On the side of Abomination and Hydra, S.H.I.E.L.D. is still in charge and taking custody. As for the Freeze Man who provided the equipment and never showed himself——

As always, Batman is in charge.

After stuffing the Freeze Man back into Arkham, Batman also exchanged information and intelligence with SHIELD for today's sudden cooperation.

As soon as Delia stepped out of prison, she met Batman just in time.

—Maybe just right.

Batman is still wearing the dark uniform that seems to have been extracted and purified from the darkness, and the only exposed mouth is pursed into an almost cold straight line, just like his persistence that has not changed for many years, sticking to the edge of darkness, transforming himself Make a silent boundary to warn others not to jump in.

He turned his gaze to Darya.With a deep emotion that cannot be described in words.

Deliya tilted her head slightly, making sure that Yuzao was still behind her, and ran over before Batman could speak, "He still wants to know if the news that Hydra sent him is true, right?"

——The him in this sentence is of course referring to the frozen man who was packed and sent back to his hometown before he could show his face.

"..." Batman acquiesced to Delia's guess.

In fact, Freeze Man can certainly guess that Hydra is using him, but he will still hold the faint hope of 'if he can really save Nora...', and is willing to cooperate with Hydra's plan.

Delia shook her head, "For us, death is irreversible."

No matter how powerful the healing shikigami is, it can't reverse life and death, or make a dying person jump alive in an instant.

Mr. Freeze is not the only person who is dying for love and destroying the world-these plots are about to become the basic exercises experienced by many shikigami in Deliya.

However, no matter how many tears Yu Nu shed, no matter how much pain Qing Ji endured, no matter how much disturbance the fox monster caused in the world, no matter how beautiful the flowers on the other side bloomed—there was no way to reverse the death and save the lover.

... Otherwise, Deliya wouldn't be so shocked when she learned Jason's secret.

Tony, who took off his suit, also came over at this time. He shrugged and said to Batman, "I think he can continue to hope for medical progress."

Freeze is locked up, and the responsibility for taking care of and treating Nora inevitably falls to the superheroes—you must know that the Avengers even provided technology related to the regeneration cradle to increase his wife's success rate of healing .

After Tony finished speaking, Deriya spoke again, "However——if his obsession is really serious, I can only recommend him to pray to the gods."

This proposal, Deliya also said when facing the problem of [can help Superman's persistent immune control].

...Although I know that Deliya's words are serious and there is no irony at all, but when I hear it again, I still have the illusion of hearing my teammate's nurse say "release life" in an online game.

"Pray to the gods—"

Yamata no Orochi just approached. For the careerist, plot flow, and evil god, in fact, he can't really understand the pain caused by this kind of emotion.

Ghosts and gods are long-lived, especially for powerful gods and ghosts like Yamata no Orochi or Tamamo-mae, whose lifespan is almost eternal.

In their eyes, human beings are fragile and small.As long as the place is too high, humans will suffer from the reduction of air, and it will be difficult to breathe with chapped skin; and as long as the place is too dark, humans will lose their ability to accurately distinguish——

But Orochi Yamata didn't say anything, just crossed his arms and listened to Deliya continue with a calm expression.

"Of course, this kind of prayer will not have the power of resurrection." Deriya's fingers wrapped around the scarf wrapped around her neck. "It's more like an accelerator and special medicine, which can greatly speed up the healing speed."

And the conditions for the wish to come true are quite harsh, like if the clown goes to pray to Gao Tianyuan, saying that he hopes that he will turn purple from now on and escape the fate of being boiled.

All the gods in Gaotianyuan will let him climb farther—oh, correct some of them, such as the gods who control the stars and the gods who control marriage, they will definitely not treat the clown so simply and rudely.

They will pack the clowns and give them to the little onmyoji.

The rarest ingredients often only need to be marinated with wine, then roasted, boiled, sprinkled with salt and stewed.

Suck.

Deriya's voice paused for two seconds, then lowered her voice for a few minutes before continuing, "Maybe this kind of prayer can also be applied to other people—"

For example, the oracle she has never seen, but has heard many times.

Both Joker and Tony have mentioned her, and there is a small amount of information about her in the system.Really [a small amount], the amount of information is not as much as the information exposed when other people speak.

But it helped Deriya understand that the other party was injured by the clown's abuse, so he can only sit in a wheelchair to provide rear technical support for Batman in the past few years.

...just like what happened to Jason.

Some people just like to watch the world burn and snap off those fledgling wings.

On the way to visit Jessica, Tony also mentioned the oracle: With the help of the regeneration cradle, the oracle is recovering well.And the recent recovery speed is much faster than before.

——After all, Ebisu's blessing buff is not limited to the ranks of [teammates] judged by the system.

——As early as when Deriya heard what the clown said when he showed off his achievements, she hung up.

Delia's words made Batman's fingers curl up slightly.

"Applies to other people—" the voice was still low and hoarse, "—I see."

'It's really comfortable talking to smart people. ' Delia casually said to the system.

Oracle, Barbara, Commissioner Gordon's daughter—

Batman always felt that the way she was now was his fault, just as what happened to Jason was also his fault.

Batman opened his mouth, as if to thank him.

But before he could speak—

Deriya took a few steps closer, and looked at Batman with bright eyes, "I never had the chance to ask, is the Maoxuewang I gave last time delicious?"

Batman: "..."

Tony: "...poof."

Tony covered his face and laughed a few times, "God, Dai, sweetheart, you really always have a way to make us happy."

Qi, sudden, happy.

She really should replace the Joker as the master of comedy.Then let the clown feel what it means, the beating of fate and the contempt of career.

"Cough, so," Tony showed a troublesome smile, and looked at Batman, "Is it delicious? Are you satisfied? That's a gift she carefully selected and specially prepared for you."

While laughing wildly in his heart, Tony immediately poked the smart butler and asked him to record the scene in front of him in all directions, and then wait until the old bat's birthday to make a documentary and give it to the other party.

Ha ha ha ha!Bruce will love this precious and thoughtful gift very much!

Batman: "..."

Batman was so embarrassed that he wanted to show the ancestral Bat family's [disappear in place and turn his head away] stunt again, but seeing the eager hope and anticipation in Deria's eyes——

Batman had no choice but to continue: "..."

If this is an rpg game, Batman is definitely the kind of character that the player presses the wrong option when making an important choice and then goes directly to [no follow-up ending].

Although Batman was slowly reacting, but—

The reactions of Tamamomae and Yamata no Orochi were quite intense.

'deliver?Hairy blood?Elaborate and specially prepared gifts? '

The two elders looked at each other and saw the disbelief in each other's eyes.

Since Deliya has blood-sucking shikigami in Heiankyo, they are no strangers to this method of storing blood for long-term consumption.

In the Heian era, their onmyoji would also specially prepare food made of various blood products for vampire girls.

but,

——Didn't Shutendouji claim that Deliya couldn't get enough to eat here?

——Do you have to give food to humans if you don’t have enough to eat?

Omg it was so touching.

Sure enough, the little onmyoji in their family is obedient, cute, well-behaved and sensible, and easily soft-hearted.

Oh, what a happy annoyance it is.

Tony, who was still smiling gloatingly just now, looked at the expressions on the faces of Tamamo-mae and Yaqi Orochi, and began to: "..."

Fortunately—or from Deriya's point of view, unfortunately, Batman still failed to answer this question in the end.

After all, business was on the line, and Nick needed to talk to him.

Looking at Nick's back, Yamata no Orochi narrowed his eyes, "Is he the same as the one-eyed monk and the double-faced Buddha?"

Is a monk?

In this way, the setting of this world is quite novel. Qing Ji and the monks love each other, and they both end up with a be ending because of identity issues; the monks in this world can still be in politics.

The agents present and Fury who didn't go far: "..."

Tony laughed and cried: "Hahahaha!!"

"No," Deliya earnestly corrected Yamata no Orochi's misunderstanding, "he is to be a bright guide in the dark, and a lighthouse that will never go out."

Fury: .Thank you for elevating my personal problem to a moral one right away.

I'm so happy :)

In the end, Deliya didn't get the answer, so she had to solemnly ask the agent she was familiar with to help deliver another light version of Maoxuewang before Batman left.

——After Bruce received the gift, he no longer wanted to assume the immediate reaction of Damian and Afu.

Tony and the others have roughly guessed from the way the two get along: Tamazamae should be a very important elder of Deliya.

So when Deliya took Tamamoqian and Yaqi Orochi to the squirrel cave, Tony was like a peacock wandering around, trying to show their concern for Deliya.

——Make the system feel like: the new breeder of rare animals is showing off his skills in front of the previous breeder.

The smart housekeeper in the building can control all the electrical appliances inside, and turn on the commonly used electrical appliances in advance, waiting for the Avengers to go home.

When they arrived, the TV in the living room was broadcasting 'Bruce Wayne was injured again because of participating in extreme sports, or was absent from the banquet planned by the Wayne Group in a few days. '

Regular news.

Tony raised his eyebrows, recalling that when he saw the bat just now, the opponent's skill was nothing unusual-then he must be busy with other things.

Yamata no Orochi's eyes swept across the light screen, and the evil god who finally loaded the language plug-in, was understanding all of this, and said with incomparable precision, "[again]?"

"Well," Deliya took off her disguise props, "That's why I said before that this world is very unconventional, and it is not as interesting and safe as Heianjing."

"Gotham City is relatively simple, so he was only injured when he was participating in hobby activities—" Deriya shook her hair, like a small animal shaking off water droplets and dust, and like a proud and bright branch Pretty Blue Iris, "This Mr. Wayne is a nice guy."

"I just saw the report a few days ago that he has been donating to the Gotham City Disabled Association for many years."

Deriya continued to sigh: "He is a good person."

Tony thought to himself at the same time: Yes, Batman has broken a lot of people's bones at night, as well as touching and dedicating.

After a big battle, everyone needs time to adjust, and Deria——

As soon as he returned to the room, he turned into a prototype, and immediately plunged into the fluff of the tail in front of Tamamo, whistling for a long time.

A lot of foxes are groaners, they groan when they are happy, when they are sad, and when they are comfortable.

Yuzao inspected Deliya's room before - as the onmyoji said, it is very beautiful, there is an illusion that they are in the courtyard, and most importantly, it is better than heart.

Yuzao skillfully picked up Deliya from the tail, and the little fox turned into a human again with a bang—but the ears and tail were still there, rubbing happily.

After getting close, rub and rub again, this is the highest etiquette for foxes to express their love.

The half-demon's beautiful face was full of joy, with the same mood as when a cat stepped on a climbing frame, she climbed on Yuzao's front shoulder, revealing a small section of her slender wrist.

Yuzao also patted the little fox indulgently, "Isn't it a long time since I combed the fur? It's inconvenient to comb the tail by yourself,"

The thousand-year age gap is visible to the naked eye. If Deliya is still the milk fox Roaring Valley, then Yuzao has already fought and become the king in the world.

Misfit Yamata no Orochi: ...

?why?

He suspected he was being targeted, and the evidence was overwhelming.

"Because you're cold." Tamamo waggled her tail slowly, and her fluffy and fluffy tail gently patted Deliya's back, like the gentle pat that every baby would experience when being put to sleep by its mother——

Well, in fact, Deria has never experienced this.

If she was troubled and refused to sleep when she was a child, the rest of the family would just want to beat her unconscious.

Tamamo glanced at Yamata no Orochi, "Unless you can change the snake's cold body."

This is of course impossible, so the words of Tamazamo can be shortened to:

climb.

Yamata no Orochi: "..."

You, plush, animals, amazing, huh?

OK!Then don't come to me when it's summer! !

——The smoothies made by Snow Girl Yukidōji, Yamata no Orochi and Kiyohime's tail are the perfect tools for Deliya to spend her summer in the Heian era.

Yamata no Orochi decided to confiscate the opponent's qualifications for this summer.

Obviously, Lord Cthulhu hasn't realized the changes brought about by technological progress, and he doesn't even know that there is air conditioning in this world.

My lord, times have changed.

Yamata no Orochi stood by for a while with a blank face - really only [for a while].

Then Lord Cthulhu used his tail to grab Deriya and approached him.

The tail of the snake wraps around Deliya's waist, and after raising it, it reaches in front of Yamata no Orochi. The tip of the nose is about to touch the dangerous distance. The fox's eyes meet the snake's vertical pupils.

Yamata no Orochi is the abyss itself, the darkness itself.The icy strength has long been a part of his soul, allowing him to stand on the clouds and look down on the world.

A red light flashed in the background of the system instantly, indicating that the other party was in extreme and severe danger.

And has killing intent.

But it shouldn't be—the system subconsciously activated the host protection mechanism, thinking suspiciously, the shikigami of the host obviously love her so much, how could it be...

It wasn't until Yamata no Orochi spoke that the system realized that his understanding had gone wrong.

"Then do we have time now?" Yamata no Orochi said with a cold voice crawling out of the abyss, and his cold fingers brushed Deliya's temples, "discuss the little things hidden here gone."

——The killing intent is not aimed at the host.

— but for the system.

He should have thought a long time ago, for the ghosts who pay attention to [soul], how could they allow their cubs to have other thoughts in their bodies.