Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Everyone present - even Bruce at the other end of the communicator - immediately understood the meaning of Natasha's words.

If the Joker gets some news that gets him excited...

This news is not only related to Deliya, but also to Batman, and even to the Robin bird that Batman flew out of.

For example - Jason's feelings for Delia.

This is a very simple sequential reasoning.

For the Joker, who has always been keen to torture Batman and everyone around him, this relationship is indeed news that will make him shudder with excitement immediately.

Targeting one person can harm two groups of people.

Hurting Delia is hurting Jason, who was tortured to death by him -- and these are enough to stab Batman; it's also hurting the Avengers who have long included the little girl in their protection.

As Ah Fu once said: Some people's hobby is to burn the world.

No matter how crazy the criminal (such as a certain fish and a certain snake), after being almost thrown into the pot by Deria and boiled, it will have an instinctive psychological shadow on her, and I will happily settle down in the prison. I love my family;

But the clown-

"...He is really not afraid." - This thought flashed through the minds of everyone present very subtly.

Yes, of course they were worried about Deria for the news and for the speculation.No matter how strong their own children are, how many criminals they can rush to the front line to beat, that is the little girl they dote on; parents will never be able to stop worrying about her. — Just as Clark's mother was also worried about Superman, Tony's parents also expressed concern about Iron Man in that dream as a gift.

It has nothing to do with strength, and it has nothing to do with whether it is strong or not, it's just because——

That was the little girl they carefully hid in the squirrel hole.

And it was the clown who had caused countless regrets and horrors to stare at her.

Although, they still want to sigh:

"..." Damn it, the clown is really not afraid of being boiled.

No wonder everyone said he was a complete madman.

The communicators of Jason and Deria are both out of contact, the worst and most likely result is: they have already met the clown.

Tony continued to maintain the continuous call with Batman, and searched for Deriya's location through positioning. At the same time, he frowned and asked the smart housekeeper, "Where's Xiao Dai?"

"She's gone out." The smart butler didn't have time to answer, but Yamata no Orochi, who was walking slowly by dragging its tail, spoke.

Lord Cthulhu vaguely heard the conversation just now, and he felt that he [again] understood all of this in a witty way, "Look at that human being who always likes to put a red bucket on his head."

His voice paused, and he added reluctantly: "Tamamo is also there."

Since being thrown directly back to Heian-kyo by Tamamo, Yamata no Orochi has been silently taking revenge with its tail and pen.If it wasn't for the fact that the shikigami of the same onmyoji would fight back against the onmyoji himself, they probably would have started fighting.

Yamata no Orochi: 'Oh!Yuzao must be jealous that I saw the truth of all this too early! '

But even if they didn't really fight, the recent relationship between them has not been very pleasant.For example, today, after hearing about Deliya's itinerary, before the snake demon of Yamata no Orochi had time to climb onto Deliya's wrist, Tamamomae turned into a little fox and fell into her arms. Resolutely, "I will go with you."

Seeing Yuzaoqian's reaction, Deliya was also a little surprised.But she still pinched the back of the fox's neck and replied briskly, "Okay."

Yamata no Orochi who suddenly lost the preferential treatment: ...?Ah! !I've seen it all!It must be jealousy!This must be a steal!snort!The shikigami who have been together for so many years are still so stealthy, and that weird human being must not be added!He covets the little onmyoji's shikigami so much, if he gets his wish, he will definitely go too far than Yuzao!

Yamata no Orochi is still silently angry at Yuzao's upstage grab, but as for the people who are about to set off to find Deliya:  ….

At this moment, the thoughts that had just dissipated came back to their minds again: "The clown, he is really not afraid." '

Delia, before adding Tamamo.

...ah... this...

Sure, the clown is really not afraid of being boiled.

"Although speaking like this will destroy the atmosphere," Barton walked out of the building quickly, with some confusion in his tone, "but I still want to make sure—"

Delia and Jason's communicator is still out of touch, but the location device records the location where the two were last seen: a dessert shop in New York City.Another very Deria-esque location.

"...Our main goal of this mission is to rescue Deliya and the little bird, and assist in arresting the clown. But when we arrive, who should we stop first?"

In case, he meant in case... (fortunately, although this Barton feels that the probability of this conjecture will happen is extremely high), when they arrive, Deriya and Yuzao have already lit a fire, then should they Shouldn't the two foxes have been stopped and shouted 'No way no way'...

(To be reasonable, Barton would feel refreshed if he could really see that scene.)

(He only expresses his feelings on behalf of himself: he just wants to applaud, not block people.)

"I have to compliment you this time," Tony squeezed out an emotionless smile, "...you really asked a good question this time."

Of course they were worried about Delia.Tony has already called out a high-power suit that can fight Superman in the last round, and he just missed the clown.

...but there's still a 'clown why the fuck are you messing with them?If you want to be boiled so much, you should have said it earlier?We are able to prepare a custom pot in the style of a clown for you! ' Subtly bewildered feeling.

They confirmed again: Clown, what a fucking madman.

This sentence does not even include any negative emotions, but a direct description with complete fidelity and no artistic rhetoric added.

Maybe even the clown himself would have a pleasant feeling of being praised when he heard it.

He loves to see people's pain the most, and is also keen to see tears and blood. He regards the pain of the victims as a fun toy for his old enemy Batman.

This gift used to be Jason, it used to be Harvey, it used to be Barbara, and now the target is Deriya.

And the Joker is forever looking forward with enthusiasm that Batman will collapse and fall into the same dark evil as him.

Batman is the silent beacon of Gotham City, standing in the darkness; the Joker is the cross that tries to nail him down.

The theory that is always popular in various works of art: the righteous can never and should not deal with the evil deeds and instigation of the evil, otherwise it means that justice has been swallowed up by evil.

——Qing Xingdeng would probably like to hear this theory very much.

After all, the banshee who is keen on collecting ghost stories likes this kind of strange and outrageous ghost stories the most.

In fact, Deliya's 'original intention' for going out this time was not to focus on some ingredients and prepare to cook them.

The phoenix fire she gave to Jason is immortal, and can continuously make up for the death breath produced by Jason's resurrection from death.

But it also requires Deriya to conduct regular inspections to determine if there are any new problems with Jason's breath. ——Just as it is impossible for modern patients to take medicine all year round without regular review.

And the Deria-style dessert shop that appeared in the itinerary was actually chosen by Jason.

... Otherwise, Jason couldn't help but worry, and Daria directly asked to meet at the gate of Arkham. ==.

When Jason pushed open the door, Deliya was holding a cup of hot milk and staring up at the store's "TandJerry" playing on the big screen.

The little girl from the Heian era took it very seriously, and she had an attitude of studying the cartoon as an important instrument manual.

Jason: "... I have to say, I finally watched some normal and ordinary things. 'Finally it's not a criminal psychology research film (recommended by Natasha) or a criminal investigation documentary (recommended by other S.H.I.E.L.D. agents).

Very commendable. ——Even if this is still due to the store's choice.

Today, Deriya is wrapped in the coat and inner wear that Natasha just sent. It is still the furry style that the little fox loves most. There is also a plush ball on each of her two wrists.Each one is round and looks very cute.

While staring up at the screen, Deliya couldn't help but shift her attention to the small ball of fur, the hand that wasn't holding the cup, and the fingers were unconsciously tugging at the ball of fur.

I don't know if this is an occupational disease of onmyojis, but even in her spare time when she is not drawing origami, Daria always likes to play with small things in her hands.

Jason came straight, he watched Deliya's little movements, and sighed silently in his heart.

He sat down beside Deliya, put his hands in his pockets and paused for half a minute.

After his hand was finally warmed by the air conditioner in the store, Jason picked up Deliya's hand that was unconsciously torturing the hairball, stretched it open with his calloused fingers, and put down a handful of candy.

...what's wrong with furry.

Let go of furry.He would rather harvest a handful of magical animals made of candy paper here.

But it was only after Jason sat down that he noticed the little fox lying on Deliya's lap.

And the fox just raised its eyes and looked at Jason slowly.

...Although he knew that not every fox could have his own consciousness, Jason still had the illusion of being 'stared' by [people].

Deliya's fox tail limply slumped around, and Jason even hesitated for two seconds: Is it her tail that blocked the existence of the fox, or did the other party have something to hide? Method.

Of course, the clerk who didn't respond to this later proved it himself: it was the latter.

Hiding himself was a trick that Tamamo had played many years ago under the eyes of the Onmyouji in the entire capital.

After being stuffed with a handful of candies, Deriya reluctantly withdrew her gaze from the screen. There was no such kind of entertainment in her era—in fact, the most similar relationship model she had ever seen in "Tom and Jerry" was nine The cat is ordered to fight with Master Baizang ==.Get together and fight wailing (really screaming).They didn't even dare to use the demonic power that they had formed a contract with Onmyoji because they were worried about backlash against Deliya. They could only use the most primitive claws and teeth...

So it's more like TandJerry ==.

Deriya wore the judge buff, scanned Jason carefully, raised her eyebrows, and said in surprise: "Wow, the situation is better than I imagined."

Even if the dead come back to life, the experience of death still symbolizes the unknown.What's more, the Lazarus pool itself has some problems, and people who have been in it will be affected mentally.

Deliya had estimated how long it would take to repair these old wounds. Judging from Jason's current breath, the effect of the Phoenix Fire was far better than she expected.

Deriya's eyes were bright, and she bent slightly when she looked at Jason, smiling.

It was very warm in the dessert shop, and Deliya had already taken off her plush scarf, looking up like this, she really looked like a beautiful little fox that had been well-bred by expensive and pampered.

... The fox is a symbol of lust in the West.

But if he is a devout Christian, then she should symbolize God.

Jason controlled his facial expressions extremely strictly and restrainedly. He looked down at the order tablet brought by the clerk, but felt that his heart felt soft and itchy as if he had been hit hard by a small hairball.

While waiting for Jason, Deriya only ordered two cups of hot milk——Jason really wanted to reject this child's taste, but under Deriya's watchful eyes, he still put the hot milk with great difficulty. The milk moved to his hand.

Since he didn't order any other desserts, when Jason bowed his head, Deliya came over.

...Oh, of course, a pair of fox ears on the top of her head also come together.

The ears, which are often covered and restrained by the velvet cap, appeared before Jason's eyes tremblingly because outsiders could not see them.

It looked a lot like one of those internet-famous cakes—Jason glanced over the illustration of the dessert shop, and went on blankly thinking, 'Oh, soufflé. '

It shakes when you pat it, and it looks soft and easy to melt.

Obviously a fox is only this big, and Deliya herself looks even smaller, but Jason can rua more fur than imagined every time.

Jason's eyes fell on Deliya's ears, and his empty fingers rubbed each other unconsciously, rolling them twice.

Always staring at his Tamamo front: '...'

Jason didn't top the red barrel that had been criticized many times by Tamazamae and Yamata no Orochi today, which made Tamamomae look a little more pleasing to him. ——It’s understandable, after all, furry animals are the most incomprehensible to naked creatures.

Of course, it's just 'slightly' pleasing to the eye'.

The eyes of this human being are too wolf-like, and the eyebrows and eyes are also very cold, with a strong sense of aggression.In short... It is really difficult for a fox carnivore like Yuzao to get along with this kind of human beings.

With Jason's vigilance, of course he noticed the gaze in front of Tamamo.But before he opened his mouth to ask, Deria seemed to have noticed something, and called the clerk.

Jason ordered the soufflé, and Deliya ordered... all that she was interested in.

In order not to be rude, the clerk struggled to maintain his facial expression, but the crazy pupils were enough to show how shocked he was now.

Jason:  …

Keep your face blank and pretend nothing happened, just get used to it.

As for Deriya herself who caused the shock, she stuffed a candy in her mouth long ago, and then habitually fiddled with the candy wrapper in her hand.

"It tastes like strawberries," Deliya said vaguely, her words were filled with the sweetness of candy, "I like it."

Jason watched her movements, and still remained skeptical of the little girl's handicraft taste, "...What are you going to stack this time?"

... This time, I will tell him the result directly, instead of guessing.He doesn't want to repeat the comedy drama of recognizing a pig as a fox or a fox as a pig.

"Cat!" Deliya replied happily, "The one with three tails! It's super cute! You'll definitely like it this time!"

Jason pretended to believe the cuteness, and replied bluntly: "...Oh."

Well, I actually like it now.

Anyway, there are already quite a few origami animals in the safe house, so it's no big deal to have one more.

When Deriya moved, the bracelet on her wrist was still dangling faintly.

Jason watched silently.

Ever since he noticed the bracelet on the auction list, he had imagined what it would be like to have that ring of cold silver hanging on the girl's wrist.

...It's almost the same as he imagined.

Gazing at everything in front of Tamamo felt subtly fed.

Although Yuzao Maemoto Fox didn't know why, but he just felt so subtly.

... So Yuzao stared at Jason from head to toe and scanned it carefully again.

This time the gaze was too undisguised.Even if Jason tried to ignore it, he couldn't do it.

—but soon, all of them were no longer focused on staring or dog food.

The clown's voice came from the screen in the store, and the pale-faced man knocked on the microphone in front of him, "Hey! Little sweetheart witch, and dear little bird, long time no see, do you miss me?"

Behind him stood a few people also dressed as clowns. Most of them held weapons in their hands, but... There were also two people with two huge speakers on their shoulders, bringing their own bgm for the appearance of the clown.

...This is a fucking bgm. *

"Umm—" Having said that, the clown pondered for a moment, tilting his head in distress, "I guess you should be able to see me. If you can't, the next game will be really boring. "

This is a wide-ranging game preview. The clown once again invaded the public broadcasting system on a large scale, but the time is very short. After all, he also knows how well-developed intelligent AI is in New York City.So he quickly continued to provoke: "We don't have much time this time, so—"

The camera quickly scanned around the clown, it was a dilapidated and messy warehouse, very dim, there are no less than a hundred places with similar painting styles in New York City and Gotham City alone.

The picture finally freezes on the face of the clown, and he waved his hand slowly towards the camera, "You guys have to find me sooner, otherwise—"

"Hahahaha. Guess what will be the end of the story?"

The picture was interrupted, and the clerks in the dessert shop had already panicked.

Jason's expression quickly turned cold.He has also been to warehouses like that.

...He even died in that kind of place.

Sweetie Witch and Little Bird—any fool could tell who he was inviting to the game.

Jason thought cruelly so calmly: it was his negligence.In the previous accident, he should not have shown intimacy with Delia in front of the Joker.

that madman.Most keen on destroying everything in the Batcave.

Jason got up quickly, he grabbed Delia's wrist, "You go back to the building—"

"No, no, no!" Deliya frantically refused, "You don't even know how long I've been waiting for this day!"

Delia stared at the progress bar on her system panel with burning eyes.

Her level system is very gamified, and each level up costs more experience than the last level up.

Breaking out of the novice protection period requires richer experience points than before each upgrade... So ordinary villains and criminals are of little use to Deliya now.

This is also the reason why she recently tried to join the S.H.I.E.L.D. Prison: Either go for momentum, take the route of the liver emperor, and accumulate more and more, #任何我打打令交次战令，就能几乎任何experience#; or go for quality, go for one card Set the course of victory and defeat, and get rid of a heavyweight super criminal.

The former method was brutally rejected by Chief Fury; the latter method...

...Unfortunately, the slightly famous villains were all boiled down by Deriya into one-offs.

One by one, like cats that have undergone surgery, they are extremely quiet.

During this time, Deliya even wondered whether if she wanted to upgrade, she could only wait for the arrival of imported food from aliens.

And this time!he came!he came!He came with the last wave of experience points!

He is so crazy and he is so brave!

The clown is sacrificing himself, airdropping the loot!Thank God, thank you, thank fate for letting us meet!

Jason, who was originally in an extremely cold mood: ...

For some reason, he actually felt as if he saw an 'orange cat who saw cat food', or 'a husky who found food'.

Damn, this is so weird.

When Deliya made up her mind, no one could stop her.

What's more, the current emergency situation does not allow them much time to stage 'You go! ''No!I do not go! 'The vulgar plot.

Too often, they can only rush forward at the first time.

While changing her clothes and mask, Deriya fully mobilized the eyes of the domeki, and received a huge amount of information synchronously with the system, "I found it."

Very close to where they are now.

The ghost knows whether this is a goddamn coincidence, or the clown's careful preparation.

There was a spare uniform in Jason's car, he gritted his teeth and stepped on the accelerator, "This time, it's best not to let me tie you with a rope."

Tamamomae who was also brought into the car by Deliya: ...

Tamamomae suddenly felt a little envious of Yamata no Orochi who didn't understand anything.

As soon as Jason arrived at the clown's game scene, he immediately realized why the other party chose to play here.

so similar.

This is so similar to the warehouse where he was laid in the coffin back then.

Is the Joker trying to reenact everything, or is he trying to heighten the atmosphere?

Jason grabbed Deria's wrist completely instinctively, trying to push the girl into the car, away from the maniac.

Like a wolf that subconsciously takes its cubs back to its den when faced with danger.

He couldn't put his girl at risk.How could he put his girl at risk.

But Deria was not a cub to be caught by the scruff of the neck.

She grabbed Jason with her backhand and looked up at him, "That was your nightmare, wasn't it?"

Delia, who once broke into Jason's dream, of course remembered this similar appearance.

Jason didn't answer, his gradually tightening hands had already revealed the answer.

Deriya frowned, and her tone suddenly relaxed, "Don't worry, my family has seen my horoscope for me."

She looked at Jason almost softly, "I'm super brave. I'm also super lucky."

The Avengers and Batman also noticed the broadcast from the Joker for the first time.

They continued to try to contact the two, but they still failed... Lost contact in both directions, this is definitely the work of the clown.

The smart housekeeper and the computer expert worked simultaneously, and Tony even quarreled with Sherlock Holmes, who had already returned to China, very rudely.

With multiple lines in parallel, it is not so difficult to find Deliya, Jason and the lunatic Joker.

...And they soon learned that Yamata no Orochi, as a Shikigami, can actually fucking sense the location of the Onmyoji.

Before setting off from the mansion, Barton once said hesitantly: "What if... shall we stop Deliya and her parents then?" '

This is a good question from the depths of the soul.It is worthy of being included in the ranks of questions that philosophers often think about and study.

but.

The Avengers, including Batman, didn't have the chance to face this problem.

They witnessed even more horrifying scenes.

Deriya stared at the clown, patted the hem of her clothes casually, and said lightly, "No, I don't have any appetite."

Tony, who was ready to fire his palm cannon: "..."

Oops, slippery.

look!look!That lunatic clown has made our girls want nothing to eat!

Tony instinctively opened his mouth to comfort the overly frightened girl: "Don't be afraid, we stay away from this kind of disgusting person, what should we eat to celebrate our success when we go back—"

"But I don't have any appetite right now..." Deriya rubbed her stomach, and said pitifully, "I don't want to eat."

Fury, who heard all this through the communicator: "..."

The chief agent's face was expressionless, and the chief agent's brain was running fast.

Water Zema Zefak.What did he just hear?Deriya said she has no appetite and doesn't want to eat?Is this reasonable?Is this something she would say under normal circumstances?

Is it hypnosis?Or brainwashing?Or some kind of hormone?Or was it the effects of drugs that neither Deria herself nor the Red Hood could detect?

Fury has a further understanding of the seriousness of this matter.

Through the monitoring, his eyes fell on the clown, his brain was running fast enough to burn, and he evaluatively speculated: what kind of crazy thing did this lunatic do to the good seed of the Avengers.

This is, something really happened.

This is not only Fury's heartfelt voice, but also the brain resonance of other people present at the same frequency.

The clown is most keen on playing with people's hearts. Take the double-faced Harvey as an example. Turning upside down and destroying a person is the best game to make him feel happy.

'...so what the hell did this guy do to Deria? ! '

And the clown who was stared at by the death stare of Tony and others: ...

"...Ha, haha..." There was a very forceful laugh.

? ? ?What is he doing? !

It's true that he likes to spoil others, but he used Batman as a witness, he used his green hair as a witness, is he really innocent this time? !

Ask yourselves what that girl did!