Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Delia is a good girl.

Even if you don't talk about her luck in Europe, don't comment on her character, and ignore her special protagonist's face, Deliya still has an advantage that everyone can learn from.

【Treat people equally】.

——After all, it can be seen from the performance of Deliya when she uses the auxiliary Ebisu shikigami that the little onmyoji has a kind heart that says "if you are poor, you will only milk your teammates, and if you are good, you will surpass your opponent".

Nine out of ten philosophers will mention the concept of 'equality', and four out of five works of art will use it as a theme.

But there are very few people who can really do this.

The two contradictory mentalities of 'blasphemy' and 'Mu Qiang' are engraved in the genes of many people at the same time.

That's why public opinion envies the wanton madness of clowns and others, and takes the opportunity to vent their negative emotions in life; at the same time, they accuse superheroes of failing to protect the safety of the city and pile all the responsibilities on them.

But here in Deliya, peace&love, the world is equal, and all beings are equal. No matter who she faces, she will divide them into two types:

What can be eaten and what cannot be eaten.

——Among them, the category of "inedible" can be further subdivided into: those who can be shikigami and those who cannot be shikigami.

And Tony, who was transfigured by Loki, is now stuck between the two judgment criteria of Deliya's "can eat" and "can be a shikigami".

Palm sized lobsters look really tasty...  

But Lobsterman looks the same as Spiderman, already has human intelligence, very suitable for Shikigami...

"Hmm..." Deliya listened to Tony's words, and tried her best to stuff the sandwich into her stomach to curb the hungry ghost's growing appetite.

Now her left brain recalls 108 lobster recipes such as 'cheese, spicy, garlic, steamed', while her right brain recalls 'earthquake catfish mirage' and many other seafood-like monsters.

In the midst of struggling back and forth, Delia asked back, "So you're saying that you were made into this?"

"...Yes. Because of some—little accident." Tony replied vaguely.

On the day Tony returned to New York after work, he met Rocky who had just landed.

Testify from some not-so-pleasant experience: Loki's visits to Earth each time have had dire consequences that have left a lot of people scratching their heads.

Tony immediately sent a message to the building, and at the same time summoned the anti-Loki armor he developed.

...Although Tony's 'Anti-Hero Armor' series is always anti-who gets dismantled.Anti-Hulk, anti-Phoenix, anti-Thor—literally more deadly than a tear-off manicure.

But this time, the anti-Loki armor survived the catastrophe very tenaciously, and it was not dismantled and scrapped.

...because Loki deformed Tony before the armor arrived.

You can do whatever you want, the No.1 pick-up frame, heavy firepower and high output dps positioning, Mr. Tony Stark, who is the master of the T soul, has not yet completed the "friendly greeting" step with Loki, and he was directly turned into a man by the other party. A palm-sized lobster.

Incidentally, it was supplemented by the taunt of "Bambi? You look more like a stupid lobster."

This experience was cut and deleted by Tony, blurring the identities of both parties.

"Then you fell into my bag?" Deliya glanced at the Yebisu buff that she hadn't closed yet. Thanks to the good luck of Lord Fushen, no wonder the lobster fell instead of the pie...

"...Yes. And I'm afraid you need to take me in for a while." Tony didn't reveal his identity directly in front of Deliya, after all, he didn't intend to drag this little passer-by girl who looked about Peter's age into the gap between him and Loki. disputes between.

What's more... The news that Iron Man was turned into a lobster by Loki is too ridiculous! !Once it is exposed, it can directly drive the KPI of the entire New York City media industry for the whole year.Maybe the next day there will be a lobster-like iron man for sale online——

Rather than asking Delia for help now, Tony would rather thank her after everything is over.

"I don't mind this...then is there anything I can do for you?" Deliya's fingers rested quietly on the lobster's shell, secretly rubbing and feeling the curse of the West running on it.

Deliya herself also has this kind of curse-like shikigami in her hands, such as the ugly girl who beats your brain with a small hammer, or the red leaf with blood clotted leaves.

But what is placed in front of her now is a purely Western-style orthodox curse!The kind that the little onmyoji in Heianjing has never seen before!

Deliya screamed silently in her heart. If it wasn't for fear of scaring the Lobster Man, the little Onmyoji would have wished to draw cards frantically to summon curse-type shikigami, and let them study the free research materials that came to their door.

So in Deliya's heart at this time, Tony is not only as simple as 'looks delicious' and 'looks like a shikigami', but also 'imported high-end lobster'!It's so rare! !

Delia's fiery eyes made Tony feel a little strange.

Although whether he is Tony Stark or Iron Man, he always has to bear all kinds of complicated eyes, but the little girl's...

The candied berry-like eyes are full of bright anticipation and joy, but also mixed with subtle comfort and care - it reminds the richest man in New York of his mother Maria or the old housekeeper Jarvis inappropriately.

——If Dr. Octopus was present, he would probably correct Tony, "You don't need such a complicated description, just look at the ingredients.jpg"

The imported premium lobster coughed and said, "Maybe I can use your phone?"

Because of Loki's spell, the communication system of Iron Man's armor was completely disabled.Fortunately, due to the popularization of technology, Tony's smart butler is almost everywhere. As long as there are electrical appliances and the Internet, Tony can always find a way to contact him.

The phone that Deria had lent him was very—clean.

There is no beautiful mobile phone case that girls usually like, and there is no hidden password to open the screen, and even the wallpaper is a boring system default.

Tony raised his eyebrows in surprise—of course, due to the restraint of the casing, it was only a raised eyebrow in a psychological sense—in this era where almost everyone never leaves their mobile phones, this is really rare.

'It looks like a good baby. Tony glanced at Deliya's fufu room, and couldn't help sighing, "Maybe she's underage."

——Then Tony, who was silently praising the other party, was blurred by the words "How to make lobster delicious" and the large picture on the web search page.

...Tony looked at himself.

...Tony looks at the recipe.

"...If I ask you why you searched for this recipe now, won't it make the scene embarrassing?"

"...will it be?" Deriya's eyes drifted for a moment, and she divided her dinner into two donuts, "Why don't you have something to eat first?"

Whether it is a shikigami or a lobster, it is not a loss to eat a little fatter.

"...the way you change the subject is really blunt."

But Tony still agreed to Deliya's proposal.

I originally wanted to refuse, but she gave too much/jpg

Two donuts, which is not even enough for afternoon tea for a normal Tony.But when Mr. Iron Man is reduced to the size of a palm... the two donuts are simply huge.

Become a snack, the same calories, ∞ happiness.

Tony is willing to look at this advantage, and when he meets Loki, he reduces the firepower of his palm cannon by 0.00001.

Deliya didn't pay much attention to her mobile phone, after all, it was not used in the Heian era, and the little onmyoji was more used to throwing out a big spell to call the wind and rain. ——In the true sense, call the wind and shake the rain.

Deliya diligently stuffed her dinner into her stomach. Looking at the task progress on the system page, the series of tasks that were brushed out a few days ago had reached '2/n', but at the same time, another task was started【 Please form a team to defeat the alien visitor].

"Actually, I've wanted to say since I first came here, why are aliens coming to Earth in this era like checking in at an Internet celebrity attraction?" Delia complained to the system, "High frequency, and there are free travel and Group tour."

"When I was in Heian-kyo before, only the gods of Gao Tianyuan came to the world and the lord of the underworld came up for a walk."

Non-Tong: "...that's all?"

"But aliens...should be able to be shikigami too?" Thinking of Kaguya Hime and other gods, Deliya was thoughtful.

If Spider-Man, Lobster-Man, and aliens can all be accepted as shikigami, Delia decided to rekindle her confidence in New York City.

"With three reserves at the same time, New York City +1 point...Of course I still want to know, when will I move to Gotham?"

Her vine spirit and bat spirit are still waiting for her love! !

Feitong: "..." I still really want to hang up and get disconnected today.

Deria's luck is really good. She wants a new shikigami, and the opportunity and the head are sent to her frantically. She is full of fighting spirit and receives a system prompt the next day, guiding her to the [Alien Visitors]'s place. active point.

And the evil god Loki is with Doctor Octopus.

Based on the rich "Internet celebrity attractions·Earth check-in strategy" of aliens, as well as Loki's own experience in New York, Mr. Cthulhu knows that it is more helpful to carry out his plan after binding a few scientists and ants after coming to Earth. .

Doctor Octopus, a smart enough physicist, just fits the bill.

And because of Dr. Octopus's own position, coupled with the silver tongue of the God of Lies, Loki didn't even use the mind control spell this time, and Dr. Octopus and his "teammate" Mysterio agreed to cooperate.

The plans jointly conceived by careerists are often crazy.

The crazy Doctor Octopus was so excited that the mechanical tentacles began to open and close continuously, as if simulating the instant pleasure of grabbing someone's neck and wringing it off.

"I'll show my strength," Dr. Octopus said slowly, and cast his eyes on Midtown High School not far away, "Why don't you just start from here—"

All the wonderful stages always need to be sacrificed with blood.A plan that is huge enough to subvert everything always needs the sound of wailing as the opening.

Before the corners of his grinning mouth could meet at the back of his head, Doctor Octopus saw a familiar figure falling in front of him.

"From here?" Deliya asked curiously.

…When ordinary people are nervous, at most they grab their toes to dig out the basement, but now Dr. Octopus is so nervous that he grabs his mechanical tentacles and wants to dig out two Statues of Liberty.

how.Again.you.ah! !

"First ask, did you come here after lunch?" Dr. Octopus, whose tentacles were shaking at Parkinson's frequency, said, "You don't want to eat grilled octopus now, do you?"

"What are you talking about?" Deriya looked at the other party incomprehensibly, angrily, "How can I be as scary as you said?"

#I carry ghosts and cut octopus

#I use Kaifangzhu to destroy fairy tale dreams

#I take the villain grilled fish in the street

#I use auxiliary to play output

#But I'm a good girl! !

#我是一个peace&love, a good girl who is peaceful in the world and all beings are equal!

"Don't make me sound like a butcher."