[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

The most eye-catching sight of the sliding door of Dengshi Winery is a beautiful little girl with green hair and wearing a dark blue kimono-style maid outfit, holding a long-handled mop in her hand. After seeing me come in, she made a slightly dull face similar to "Smiling" expression: "Welcome, please come in. Would you like something to drink?"

"Well, just a glass of ice water is fine. I want a lighter taste today." As I spoke, I blinked, and I looked at Granny Dengshi standing at the bar smoking a cigarette, and sitting at the bar sipping a glass of wine leisurely. Yinshi, he went over and pulled out the bar chair and sat beside Yinshi.First, he looked back at the busy little girl, and then whispered to Yinshi and Dengshi: "Hey~ Is that little girl your newly recruited waiter?"

After taking a puff of the cigarette, he took the cigarette out of his mouth, and said in an eloquent tone: "I just picked up a little girl, so I asked him to come to the store to help."

"Your ice water." The glass shaken by ice cubes was placed on the table, holding the tray and tilting his head with a smile, he nodded a little at a loss, and replied "thank you".Calmly and calmly, he took out the wasabi from the inside pocket of his jacket, calmly squeezed it into a glass of ice water, picked up the swizzle stick from the bar, put it into the glass and stirred it, then picked it up and drank a large piece, letting the cold feeling make him feel better. I became more sober.

Yinshi's expression was extraordinarily exaggerated, his chin almost made intimate contact with the ground: "The taste...is really bland."

It was still Granny Dengshi who was well-informed and not frightened by my natural action. She looked at the little robot girl who left and said with a smile: "Although she is a robot, she really misses her family now." ah."

"Robot!?" I exclaimed in surprise, I turned my head and looked at it as if I didn't notice my words at all, and mopped the floor diligently.It's really unbelievable, although the expression is a bit dull, but no matter from which angle you look at it, it is a "human being".I covered my mouth and poked Yin with my elbow: "Hey, you picked it up, right? Could it be the 'inflatable doll' you bought?!"

"Inflatable doll?!" Gintoki's eyes widened, "How is it possible? By the way, you don't work in the Shinsengumi. What happened to Xiaotama caused a power outage in the entire Edo, and you didn't even know?!"

The corners of my mouth twitched, as if unconsciously exposed the fact that I was lazy to spend time in the Zhenxuan group to eat and drink for free when I was free or not, I waved my hands helplessly and said haha: "Yes, yes, power outage, The power went out, umm. Maybe I was on another mission. Well, don’t worry, it’s not a problem! Ah, um, what’s her name? She’s so pretty, she should be more likable than Catherine Bar."

"Hey, don't think I can't hear you." After wiping her hands on her clothes, Catherine walked out of the room, pointed at the little robot girl over there and said, "That girl is a robot anyway, How can you compare with me!"

I automatically ignored what Catherine said, and asked Grandma Dengshi: "So what's her name? I'm curious what he will do? The robot should be very versatile, right? Can it print money! Yes, yes, it can print money." Is it?"

"Hey, that's good! Why didn't I think there is such a trick? Not bad, cabbage, your brain is very useful!" Yin Shi immediately regained his spirits when he heard me say that, and Yin Shi and I looked at each other, hehe He smiled and stretched out his hand to call the little robot girl over, but before I could talk to Yinshi, Toshi hit us on the head with an iron fist.

Well, I have mosquito coils on my head, and I'm turning and turning and turning.

"Hey, old woman! What are you doing!!!!" Gintoki, who was holding his head in his arms and howling, directly resisted Toshi.

"Anyway, you are also a policeman from the Shogunate Shinsengumi. You can say things like printing counterfeit banknotes!" roared angrily, and Granny Toshi, who had almost run away just now, returned to normal. When she was about to continue talking, she found that On the other side, Catherine dangled a 1 yuan banknote in front of the robot girl like a puppy: "Come on, make a hundred copies of this money for me!"

"Catherine—!"

Another iron fist fell, and everything returned to calm again.

"Her name is Xiaoyu, and she was just picked up by Yin Shi. In fact, she is very capable. She helps me run the store and entertain customers. She is really popular." Taking the last puff of the cigarette, Deng Shi poked the cigarette into it. The ashtray was screwed out, and then towards Yinshi, who was taking a sip of wine, he said, "Sometimes, he would help me ask that brat Yinshi to ask for rent."

"Huh? Begging for rent?" Yinshi lazily raised his head, put his wine glass heavily on the table, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Then where is 'begging'? It's clearly just sabotage!"

Seeing what Yinshi said, Dengshi replied not to be outdone: "If you obediently call out the rent, if you don't pretend you're not in the room, will she blow the door!"

The appearance of Dengshi and Yinshi's quarrel is like a son and his mother arguing, and the appearance is extraordinarily harmonious, just like watching a family comedy.I picked up the ice water and found that the ice cubes inside had melted. I handed the ice water to Catherine: "Beauty Lin, just add some ice cubes!"

When Catherine was "arrogant" to add ice cubes, Yinshi reached out to my back where the underwear strap was and pulled it hard, then let go, and said in a bad tone: "I said cabbage, your aesthetic concept has been squeezed. Have you eaten the mustard together with your IQ?"

"Hey, you weird uncle!" He took out the handcuffs from his waist, "Believe it or not, I'll arrest you for threatening a woman from a good family, bastard!"

"Threatening women from good families? I think you are clearly a young girl, okay?"

"By the way," Dengshi suddenly said to me when I was arguing with Yinshi, "It's rare for you to come here. Xiaoyu is like a sponge. What do you give her? She'll learn right away. Is there anything you want to teach her?"

Yinshi supported his head with one hand, poured himself a glass of wine, and said lazily: "What can cabbage teach Xiaoyu? Most of them are about the 'Eighteen Prohibition'."

I stretched out my hand and twisted Yinshi's ear, turned my head and waved to the little robot girl with a smile, and said, "Xiaoyu, come here, Grandma Dengshi, I can give you something! Well, let me give you something more practical." !"

Xiaoyu walked over, with fair "skin" and a black...button on her forehead?Green hair, well-behaved appearance is very attractive.I let go of Yinshi's ear, and when I heard the scream, I raised my hand and twisted my chin: "Well, don't you often go to Yinshi's house to ask for rent? That method is not good, I will teach you one, and you will When Du Yinshi was at home, he said this."

Yinshi seemed to be very happy: "Ah, that's great, so my door will be saved. What are you talking about, I might have a little? If someone asks me if I borrow something and don't want to exchange it, I'll just ask .”

The corner of my mouth twitched and I glanced at Yinshi, and then I said to the serious Xiaoyu, "Just say to Yinshi: 'Open the door, open the door, Sakata Yinshi open the door. You have the ability to delay the rent, you have the ability Open the door; don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're home! Bah! Open the door, open the door, open, open, open the door! You have the ability to delay the rent, you have the ability to open the door; don't hide in and keep silent , I know you're home!'"

"Hey, what are you teaching? Xiaoyu is Xiaoyu, not Aunt Xue!"

I shrugged my shoulders and faced Yinshi with a smile: "It's all indifferent. For the safety of your house, I can only put your eardrums in a little danger. But it's okay, you can treat it as your life." It’s a big practice, everything is indifferent.”

"Huh?" Yin Shi chuckled, pinching his waist with both hands and said sarcastically, "Do you think that everyone is like you, that every part of the body is as indestructible as your taste buds?"

When Yinshi said this, I was also excited. I stood up and pointed to my nose: "How about my taste buds? My love for wasabi is also my subversion of traditional food. The pursuit of food is unique in the world. It’s better than you who have a childish sweet tooth, hey, stop drinking here, go to KFG with a lollipop in your mouth and order a children’s set menu!”

Yinshi gritted his teeth viciously, stood up with me, pointed at me and said to Xiaoyu: "You remember, this woman is called Bai Cai, remember! Bai Cai!"

"It's not cabbage, you are cabbage! Your whole family, the whole floor, and the whole neighborhood are cabbages. Xiaoyu, don't listen to him, forget about the boring 'nickname' of 'cabbage'!" I almost ran away: " My name is Qinghe, Qinghe Bacai! Forget about that cabbage!"

"Don't forget!"

"forget!"

"Don't forget!"

At this time, I don't know who called the death call, and the classic Nokia ringtone rang, interrupting the boring quarrel between Yinshi and me.

I got impatiently out of my phone and before I could speak, the voice of Tufang who was almost angry broke out on the phone: "Qinghe——! If you give me laziness again, I will go to seppuku! If you give me another meeting If you are late, I will do seppuku! If you circulate JUMP in the Shinsengumi again, you will go to seppuku! Give——I—go—cut—!”

At this moment, my head buzzed, and I raised my head to look at the clock, it was broken!I forgot that there was a meeting today that I hadn't finished yet, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather and I forgot to die!He will be swallowed alive by the Deputy Chief of Ghosts!

I opened the door of Dengshi Wine House like crazy and ran out. Xiaoyu walked to the door in a friendly manner, waved her hand and said slowly: "Miss Cabbage, welcome, come again next time!"

However, at that time, I had already run dozens of streets.

It's really not cabbage, it's Bacai QAQ...