[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

Kneeling and sitting on the cushion, with both hands resting on the knees and lowering the head.

The light in the room was eerily dark, and Toshiro Hijikata, Isao Kondo, and Sougo Okita were sitting in front of me in a row.The atmosphere at this time was extremely depressing. I raised my head and looked at the majestic inner three who had been pale for more than 10 minutes and still didn't say a word. I was about to go crazy and complained: "Hey, when will it start? I don't have so many Time to accompany you to pose together."

"Don't say such useless words, you broke into Kabukicho without my consent." Okita Sougo stared at me seriously, I was worried, I was afraid that Yamazaki Tetsu would really tell him that I and Katsura Kotaro were connected. Otherwise, I'm likely to be in trouble.But what he said afterwards also made me feel relieved: "You may be suspected of contacting Gui Xiaotaro to report the situation. Maybe this time Gui Xiaotaro was able to escape successfully because of part of your 'credit'!"

Originally sitting on my knees, I turned over and sat cross-legged on the cushion with a nonchalant look on my face: "I said Okita, this is not a good habit. It's clearly your own incapacity, so don't blame women Force | No | Tight; it is clearly your own lack of ability, so don't blame me for getting in the way."

Hearing what I said, Sougo Okita immediately bent his knees and squatted halfway. The rocket launcher he took out from somewhere was placed on his shoulder, and the infrared beam aimed at me: "Do you want to die, you woman!"

I also stood up, took a step forward and stepped forward, covering the muzzle of the bazooka with my hand, staring at Okita with staring eyes: "Aha? Are you joking? You brat!"

In such a stalemate, our two eyes widened, and the stiff atmosphere gradually heated up.But I'm very curious that Hijikata Toshiro still looks "absent-minded and has nothing to do with himself" at this time, which makes me very uncomfortable, under such circumstances.In the end, Isao Kondo came out to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, we are all responsible for Gui's escape, and it's useless to shirk. But Qinghe, you still need to receive corresponding punishment for this matter. If you don't obey the command of the upper management, It's a fault in itself. Then, you don't have to leave the Shinsengumi for a month, do you accept such a punishment?"

"Ah? It's another month?!" I looked at Isao Kondo, who was nodding and seemed to be proud of how correct his judgment was, with a tangled face, and the corners of my mouth twitched.

At this time, Okita, who was still wearing the rocket launcher just now, put away the barrel, and then looked up at me with an innocent face: "Speaking of which, Qinghe, didn't you want to die in the real election group before? What? Now, I desperately want to run outside again."

"Huh?" I looked at Okita in astonishment, vaguely, I also discovered this problem.When did it start? Originally, I wanted to die in the Shinsengumi all the time, but what about recently?Always running out... Or going to Kabukicho... On the surface, it seems that I am confused, but in fact, I seem to know what I am thinking deep down, because I really want to see Gintoki.

"It's not for any reason, it's just because... because the earth party asked me to patrol!" I was really too witty.

When I wanted to see how Hijikata would react, I saw that he still looked like he had nothing to do with him, and he still hadn't woken up from his "dream".What is he thinking? !Did you peek at j□j last night?Is it Teacher Cang's or Muteng Lan's?

"Idiot, you are originally from the monitoring team." Okita shrugged leisurely: "Those patrols were specially arranged for you because you always stayed in the Shinsengumi and didn't work. If this is the case, then Let the patrols be handed over to the earth side.”

"What, what?!" Toshiro Hijikata, who was still thinking and immersed in his dream just now, was quite frightened by Okita's sudden words, and looked at everyone with astonishment.And Okita ignored Hijikata's lack of reaction at all just now, and still decided privately: "Well, then that's it. What do you think, Director Kondo."

Ju Chang nodded calmly, his stern expression would surely set him up for the second second of convulsions.

"Hey, hey, what are you guys deciding on! I plan to watch "Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man" tomorrow!"

"Huh?" I was full of anger from Okita, and I poured it all on Hijikata, and by the way, I also satirized Hijikata with two birds with one stone: ""Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man"? Are you joking?! Just look at it. Knowing that it’s a movie that tricks underage children, it’s supposed to be made for dead kids like Okita Sougo, but you still watch it? Haven’t you grown up yet, idiot!”

I'm sure Okita understands what I mean, but that bastard rolled his eyes and whistled like he didn't know anything, and that idiot Hijikata was shaking with anger.

Standing up, I walked out of the room with my hands on the back of my head, turned around and sprayed a mouthful of saliva at the door and underestimated in a low voice: "Bastard, you won't let me go out of the Shinsengumi! If you don't go, don't go, who the hell Rare."

However, after I took a few steps, my steps stopped, and I looked up at the sky in a little confusion: "Not rare? Really?"

But the only good thing is that I can sleep when I want to sleep and wake up when I want to wake up.

It's just that on the second day, I feel that I am really naive!I was so naive!

The earthworker had already gone out to patrol, and last night I thought I could go to bed late and get up late, so I didn't lie down until dawn and sunrise. God knows that a "big shot" was coming in the morning.Specifically called me up to "entertain" him.

In the small room, the man who was talking to Kikucho Kondo at this time, the tightly wrapped man, was that "big man", a man called... Master Xinghaifang?Oh, that's right!The man of Xinghai Fangzhu.

"The hangover tea you wanted." After I handed the tea to the man, I slowly stepped aside.With ecstatic panda eyes, I yawned sleepily, then smacked my lips, and my vision blurred for a moment.

I'm angry, really!I'm clearly a member of the Shinsengumi, why are you using me as a maid, bastard!And this dead old man actually asked me to pour tea for him? !Believe it or not, I put laxatives in it.

I heard that Xinghai Fangzhu is very powerful. He is a space sweeper who exorcises first-level dangerous creatures. He is also the strongest sweeper among the so-called "Hunters".Can't help but remind me of "Hunter x Hunter", to be honest, what is his relationship with Xiaojie's father Jin? !Otherwise, I will also take the hunter syndrome test?So wouldn't this novel become a "comprehensive manga"?

The building is crooked...

"Thank you for coming to give instructions in person. Next, we will find a way, please rest assured." The language is almost completely official, and it is really difficult for Master Ju to speak so seriously.It’s just that the taste changed completely after that, Ju Zhang said: “How should I put it, it’s a great honor to meet His Royal Highness Xinghai Fang with my own eyes. If you don’t mind, please give me an autograph for collection! Ah, that’s not right! Of course that’s not what it means, this...is this trip to Earth also to capture cosmic monsters and go back?”

The tone of the speech is like a line: "You said that I seem to be on a hunting vacation. I just have something to do. This time I came chasing a guy who is hundreds of times trickier than the monster in the universe."

The gorilla Juchang's expression was extraordinarily exaggerated and surprised: "It can actually give Master Xinghai Fang a headache, isn't it..." The thief chuckled, and Master Juchang stretched out a little finger: "Is it this?"

With a helpless smile, he said meaningfully: "It's not wrong to say that she is a woman."

The corner of my mouth twitched, I followed a woman.Putting on a touching love scene?

"Qinghe!" Ju Zhang suddenly called my name: "Go and inform Fourteen, I'm learning something from His Highness Xinghai Fangzhu, eh!"

After I stood up and bowed, I seemed to say respectfully: "Yes, yes~" I thought in my heart, wouldn't it be to learn the skills of picking up girls?who?Ah Miao?

I opened the sliding door, and after a loud noise, I saw a group of Shinsengumi members leaning back and sitting on the ground, looking at me with surprise.I bared my teeth at them, except for that brat Okita, the rest of them ran away in a swarm, I really don't know how horrified my smile was just now.

I just informed Hijikata that the guy seemed to be going to the premiere of "Space Monster VS Violent Man". Actually, this is not surprising, the strange thing is that strange crying.And what is "brother-in-law"?Well, but for that kind of movie, going to the premiere is just to join in the fun.Besides, no matter how good the box office is, that kind of movie will probably say something that destroys the three views and anti-social things later.

As I thought about it, I prepared to go back to my room and take a nap.However, before I was far away, there were footsteps coming behind me.I turned my head and looked at the Xinghai Fangzhu who was walking towards the door, looking a little hurried. I took two steps forward and wanted to ask him why he didn't stay a little longer to chat with the gorilla Juchang, but he didn't wait for me to speak. He asked: "I didn't expect that there would be women in the Shinsengumi. Wouldn't it be a decoration to have a special saber? Blood Blade Shamo."

"Huh?" I was stunned for a while, and I didn't realize it for a while. The threat on my waist, the knife that Teacher Songyang gave me, I remember that during the war against barbarians, it was called "Hazy" "The man also said that the knife is called "Blood Blade Shamo".

I replied perfunctorily: "Oh, this one? It's just picked up. I'm lucky!"

"Many people want to get a knife, and you may lose your life because of it. Especially——you are still a woman on earth." I looked at me: "Although I don't know how you got that knife, But I advise you to throw it away quickly."

Throw it away, is he kidding!Even if I picked it up, once he said it was such a valuable thing, even I would keep it, and then find a chance to pawn it off for that sum of money, how could it be lost?What's more, this is the knife that Teacher Songyang gave me.I waved my hands nonchalantly: "Ah~ ah~ thank you for the suggestion, I'm just a passerby who makes soy sauce. Hello Xinghai Fangzhu, goodbye Xinghai Fangzhu, Xinghai Fangzhu hurry up~~~~~~"