[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

Even I couldn't help being a little (?) intoxicated by his beautiful, almost unreal profile at this time.

At this moment, a cool voice suddenly sounded behind him——

"Hey, are you the crew of this ship? Can you show me the inside? If you don't want your head to explode, Aru."

The familiar ending gave me an immediate urge to caress my forehead.

Shinsuke Takasugi let go of the bong he was biting in his mouth, and the gold-plated part of the bong gleamed in the moonlight.He grinned the corners of his pretty mouth, his eyes remained fixed on the sky slightly and said with emotion: "Today's moon is big and round, I thought there would be Kaguya Ji falling from the sky, but I didn't expect that the one who ran out was a strong wild girl princess."

After finishing speaking, I finally turned around.

Catching his gaze, Kagura, who was pointing at Takasugi with the tip of her umbrella just a second ago, showed a cute and pitiful girly appearance that she had never seen before.

Before I came to express my feelings, Kagura's umbrella had already changed its direction.

"It's you again, I know every good person who follows that idiot Shenwei."

Kagura stared at me with big lake blue eyes, fear flashing past.

I really want to tell her that I can't help it as the protagonist, I must stir in these things from time to time, and satisfy the author's interest by the way.

But Kagura obviously didn't have the time to listen to my nonsense.

With a "bang", a bullet landed where Kagura was standing just now.Immediately after, the bullets fired in succession rolled towards Kagura like a tidal wave.Kagura shuttled nimbly through the rain of bullets, and used the bullets from the umbrella to fight back.

Amidst the sound of gunfire one after another, there were bursts of gunpowder on the deck.When I squinted my eyes, the attacking woman was already sitting on Kagura's body, her red guns pointed down at Kagura.

"Who are you?" I absolutely do not allow anyone to attack Jinsuke-sama! "The woman's golden hair was shining in the moonlight, "Put down the gun quickly, do you think you can win my quick gun from Lai Daozi?" "

I teased the man next to me, "Sister Zheng, are you a concubine?"

Takasugi lowered his head, his green eyes darkened.

Well, my lord, am I wrong?

I was joking with Takasugi, when Kagura took advantage of Matako Kurishima's inattention and kicked her in the face, jumping up from the ground.

"You bloody girl!" Matako Kurishima cursed and called for help, conscious of embarrassing herself in front of Takasugi, "Senior Takeichi, she's here, grab her!"

The spotlight illuminates the Kagura in the dark so that there is nowhere to hide.

I looked at Takeshi in the morning and the little hands surrounding Kagura, and suddenly felt sleepy.

He raised his hand and yawned, just about to say goodbye to Gao Shan, only to realize that he had already left at some point.

When I returned to Doji’s house, Doji was sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in his mouth. The warm yellow light reflected his sculpted face.

Of course I wouldn't be so foolish as to think he was waiting for me, after all... there was some half-naked humanoid gorilla sitting on the armchair across from him.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Isao Kondo and Hijikata turned to me at the same time, their movements were in unison, and their eyes shot up and down like radar.

I put my fingers on my abdomen as naturally as possible to cover up the torn kimono and the blood-stained bandages, and I tried hard to control my expression not to be so rigid.

"Hi gentlemen, I'm off to my beauty sleep."

I wanted to go back to the room to deal with the wound as soon as possible, but they turned a deaf ear to my words.

"Miss Fengluan." Kondo's big dark nostrils fluttered, "I think... there is one thing I have to tell you... although the timing is not very good."

Every time Gorilla Kondo's prudence ends in a nonsense funny, but this time it gives people a sense of "it's really important and bad".

I looked at Tufang, and saw him wiping his neck expressionlessly, only then did I realize that his eyes were bloodshot.

It seems that my identity is very likely to be exposed, but I don't know if they discovered it themselves, or Xiaowu exposed it...

"Tell me, Mr. Kondo." I moved my hand away from my abdomen and pulled out my umbrella, "My mental endurance has been trained by the famous detective Conbei, the leftover fighter Xing Shi and Yin his mother. The quality is absolutely guaranteed. No inspection."

"You..." Kondo shook out a word.

"Ah."

"you and……"

"Uh-huh."

"you and him……"

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"You and...he...he..."

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"Grass mud horse!! I XX you OO!!! Dead gorilla you are in 'he...his' I will [beep——] into your ass and first [beep——] and then [beep—— ] Finally [beep——][beep——][beep——]!!!”

The anger I had suppressed for a long time in Takasugi almost(?) erupted, and half of the umbrella was inserted into the floor by me.

Hijikata's mouth twitched, and Kondo's pants were wet...

I folded my arms, "Gorilla, pull out the rain house and give it to me."

Kondo immediately scrambled to the edge of the umbrella, grabbed the handle of the umbrella, his muscles bulged and his veins burst out.

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Kondo let go of his hands silently, hugged his knees tightly, and rolled into the corner to draw circles silently.

Tu Fang stood up abruptly and turned around mechanically.

"Ah, I forgot to watch the reruns of the TV series."

"Replay, really, how could I forget it." I smiled and easily pulled out the umbrella with one hand, "Sit down!"

Tufang was so frightened by my tightrope-like sound that his legs went limp and he fell back on the sofa.

I gracefully walked to the black unknown object in the corner:

"Since the umbrella didn't ♂ pull out ♂, then I'll give you another chance. You have something important to say just now, pick the key points, and finish it within three seconds. One second—"

"Miss Fengluan and Shishi's wedding will be held the day after tomorrow!!"

Wedding... oh, wedding... your sister!

"It was supposed to be held today, but due to unexpected circumstances and Sougo's objection, it has been postponed. But don't worry, Miss Fengluan, we will never abandon our family and abandon our children just because we don't have children. [-]. As a one-time product, it can only be sent without refund, and there will be no return..."

"Wait, you said Xiaowu objected?"

Kondo babbled and said a lot of idioms that the bull's head is wrong with the ponytail before he nodded belatedly.

"Why?" My eyeballs rolled.

Kondo held his chin and recalled for a while, then rubbed his face and imitated Sougo's usual tone of voice and said:

"A mayonnaise star in Hijikata has already stirred up the chaos inside the Shinsengumi, plus a violent woman, do you want our Shinsengumi to be completely reduced to the earth command headquarters of the mayonnaise planet? Do you want to stir up egg yolks? Is there a cosmic war between the sauce planet and the earth? Do you want the world to be destroyed? Do you want to face a flat-chested violent woman every day?"

Huh!The last sentence is the key! ! !

I squeezed out a smile as bright as the sun, and Kondo and Hijikata trembled three times when they saw it.

"Yeah, it's really a good idea. Let the mayonnaise be more violent! Tomorrow's wedding must be smooth, and it would be great if Xiaowu can be the best man. Don't you think? Jin, Teng, gentlemen."

It's a pity that the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. It really came to the day after tomorrow. Okita Sougo didn't become my best man after all, and I couldn't wear a white wedding dress. Instead, I sat at the front of the deck and enjoyed the sea breeze with Kagura tied to a cross stake. .

Our bridegroom, Mr. Toshiro Hijikata went "in search of the legendary mayonnaise tobacco". —He ran away from marriage.

New Year's Day episode

Continuing with the above, if the earthwork did not escape, what would have happened.

"Yeah, it's really a good idea. Let the mayonnaise be more violent! Tomorrow's wedding must be smooth, and it would be great if Xiaowu can be the best man. Don't you think? Jin, Teng, gentlemen."

On the first day of the new year, I had a wedding with Toshiro Hijikata.

The day before the wedding, sister Sanye rushed over.I have very complicated feelings about her arrival. Although I only spent one day with this gentle woman, she did extend a helping hand to me when I was young and gave me a lot of warmth and care.

"Ahhh, Xiao Fengluan is going to get married at such a young age, I'm really worried." Sanye took my hand and put it on Tufang and said, "You have to take good care of her!"

The earth side turned his head a little awkwardly, "It's good if this kind of violent woman doesn't cause trouble for me."

"What are you talking about!" Sanye raised her hand and slapped him on the head fiercely.

"Cut." Although Tufang snorted disdainfully, he held me tightly.

I felt the thick calluses in Tukata's wide palms from holding the knife all the year round, covered with a thin layer of sweat. "Are you nervous?" I leaned over and whispered to him.

"Who...who will be nervous! It's just a formality."

"Don't be nervous, why are you shaking while holding my hand?"

Tufang blushed in an instant, "I've made a noise to the woman, just shut up obediently."

Sanye looked at us and let out a chuckle, and then laughed louder and louder, even shedding tears.

"Seeing you like this makes me feel relieved."

"Don't worry, I'm starting to worry about the future of the Zhenxuan Clan." The weak voice was Souwu.

Sougo came over, "It's unexpected that you didn't run away from the marriage, Mayonnaise Star. For the future of the Zhenxuan clan, I'd better eradicate the disaster now and kill you." He raised the bazooka on his shoulder to face The earthwork is approved.

"Hundan! You are here to make trouble!" Tufang was furious, "You actually brought a bazooka to someone else's wedding."

The Kondo orangutan who was standing aside to harass Ms. A Miao hurried over to try to persuade her, "Today is a great day, you have to get along well..."

It's a pity that he was interrupted by the collective before he finished speaking——

"Shut up and put on your clothes!"

I dug my ears and began to consider the possibility of escaping marriage.

Holding a plate of food, Kagura, whose mouth was full of cake crumbs, said to me while eating, "I never imagined that you, a banana idiot, could marry Aru."

"I don't want to hear the chili rice bucket girl say that."

"Banana idiot, are you talking about yourself?"

I looked down at the red dress I was wearing... =皮=

"Anyway, are you here to eat and drink today?" I looked at the trio of Wanshiwu who were busy eating, "You haven't eaten for a few days."

"You can't say that about Aru," Kagura shook her finger and took out something for me, "We have some with red envelopes, so it's not just a free meal, Aru."

Justwe smiled happily in the palm of my hand wrapped in red wrapping paper.

I can't help but think of running under the sunset that day, no, it's the dazzling white light, and the feeling of being blown into the air...

Get out!

Justwe drew a perfect curve in the air, followed by a loud bang.

When Afutu came, my wedding was already in full swing, the auditorium was blown out with a huge hole, and half of the groom's clothes were burnt.

"It seems that the leader's decision not to come is really wise."

"Didn't Shenwei say that he wanted to see who would dare to marry me? Why didn't he come again?"

"Who knows?" Afutu patted my head, "Be happy in the future, don't bully your husband all the time, you know."

"Tch, is my image that bad?" I slapped Afutu's hand away.

Two years ago, I would never have thought that I would marry a person from Earth.

Still with glaucoma, I remembered the first time I saw Hijikata. At that time, he hadn't jumped yet. He was a Qingyue boy, like a sharp sword.

At present, I looked at the man who was looking at the empty cigarette case with a look of despair after he touched his pocket for a long time and finally remembered that he would quit smoking after marriage.

Tsk tsk, let's count it as a successful career, with a house and a car.

Well, I'm married to a good family, and I will have someone to accompany me when I visit the mayonnaise factory in the future.

Wedding with Hijikata -End-

This can be regarded as the HE ending with Hijikata-kun, of course it is just a fake ending of the main text XD

New Year's Day episode.

"Sanye looked at us and laughed a little, and then laughed louder and louder, and even shed tears."

Sanye likes Mr. Hijikata, and Feng Luan also remembers this, so the one who really has complicated feelings is Sanye sister.But the kind girl finally gave her all the blessings.

In fact, Fengluan and Tufang really have similar interests. When they are together, it is estimated that every day is a battle for mayonnaise.Then the ending must be Feng Luan's victory.The daughter is waiting, you know the powerful function of the heroine of the copycat fan.

Silently light candles for Earthwork.