my brother is not cute at all

"?!"

At the end of the sentence, Yang Yue immediately turned on the first-level alert mode, jumped up and pulled two people who were eagerly waiting to eat eight-treasure porridge, and rushed into a nearby shop.

After confirming again and again that he was not found, he breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head, and faced the enthusiastic and sincere smile of the girl in the shop: "Hello, sir! This month is the 2nd anniversary of our store, and there are underwear and underwear in the shop." For the activity of 200 minus 50, there is also a special discount on the zodiac year underwear here. If you buy two pairs, you will get 8.5% off, if you buy three pairs, you will get 6.5% off, and if you buy four pairs at half price, you will get a special price, so that your whole family can wear them! Is there anything you need?"

Yang Yue: "..."

With a puff, Jiang Haibo and Yang Xing's unkind smiles came from the left and right channels at the same time. Yang Yue's forehead twitched, and she resisted the urge to hit the heads of the two of them with a backhand, and smiled awkwardly: "No, no need, I'm sorry Ah, I went to the wrong store."

He wanted to run away, but Jiang Haibo hugged him and pushed him back.

"Hey! You forgot who is outside? Aren't you waiting to be caught when you go out?" At the critical moment, he still has experience: "You hide here for a while, let me tell you that he is a big man. Bring your partner to go shopping by yourself, either to buy shoes or clothes, it is definitely impossible to enter the underwear store."

"That's right, brother," Yang Xing echoed: "Aren't you going to an island for vacation in a few days? You see there are swimming trunks hanging over there. Go and have a look, just in case you want to go to sea!"

Yang Yue hid behind the half-length male model and looked around. Seeing Hal wandering around a men's shoe store not far away, she asked Jiang Haibo suspiciously: "Are you sure he won't come?"

Jiang Haibo was categorical: "No, I will call you Dad when he comes!"

"He's here and I'll beat you into an orange!" Yang Yue thought to herself that you'd better not shout, and turned around and smiled at the little clerk.

The little clerk immediately gave him a ninety-degree bow with enthusiasm, and then swished several swimming trunks from the shelf and threw them in front of his face.

Yang Yue's pupils trembled in fear, and she fell back tactically in fright.

Immediately afterwards, the little clerk started his eloquent speech: "Sir, do you want to choose swimming trunks? You should look at this mint green one first. This one has great elasticity, strong breathability, and the color pattern is also the fastest-selling one here. You have fair skin, this one is not only energetic, but also matches your skin tone, if you like it, we have a fitting room inside, you can try it on.”

Yang Yue: "No, no, no need."

"If you don't want to choose the light color, we also have a black one, which is low-key, luxurious and connotative. The pattern is the same as this one, and there are two lengths to choose from. Like this seven-point one, it can modify the shape of the legs. , Men who are not confident about their leg shape generally like this one very much, of course your legs are already so good that even a girl like me is envious and hateful, so if you don’t particularly like it, you don’t have to give priority to this one.”

Yang Yue: "..."

"The last one is the treasure of our store, and I strongly recommend it—the leopard triangle! This one is made of Dupont Lycra fabric, which is more elastic and longer-lasting than ordinary nylon fabrics. In this way, it can be extended to four to six times the original length! Moreover, it has strong wrapping properties and low resistance, and visually has a more elongated leg shape than the boxer style. Wearing it, you are the most beautiful scenery on the beach, just a wild A perfect back figure can attract the attention of girls!"

The little clerk said, took the swimming trunks off the hanger with a swish, and made a gesture to stuff them into Yang Yue's arms: "Many men only admire it, but they don't have a figure that can control it. You see that your figure is so good, don't you?" It’s such a pity to buy it! Please come to your changing room, you can try it on your upper body first, and you will definitely not want to take it off after you try it on.”

"No, no, I won't buy it, I really don't need it," Yang Yue put her hands behind her back in fright, and backed away again and again.

The clerk turned a deaf ear and pressed on step by step: "We are a regular big brand, and now we can only offer such a low price during the store celebration. It only costs 468. After the full discount of 100 yuan, you can also choose two zodiac year underwear to participate in the full discount. Discount! It’s a good deal!”

The two are like Tang Xuanzang who came to the country of daughters. The gentle and infatuated queen boldly showed her love to Tang Seng, scaring him back every step of the way.

Jiang Haibo and Yang Xing stood shoulder-to-shoulder and watched the play, holding back their laughter until they were on the verge of losing control and spreading their wings.

Seeing that she was about to be squeezed out of the store, Yang Yue leaned against the strong half-length male model at the door, and gritted her teeth in panic: "Okay, then I'll take it! Just stand there and don't come here again."

The little clerk stood still, bowed at ninety degrees with a whoosh, and asked with a smile on his face: "Okay sir, no problem sir, do you need to match other products to participate in the discount? We sell them here Get the best zodiac year red underwear—"

Seeing her retreating to the shelf, Yang Yue made a gesture to take the hanger again, so she immediately stopped her and said, "It's fine, no need to introduce, you can just choose two at will and make up the full discount, let's issue a ticket."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the men's shoes area, heaving a sigh of relief, fortunately, the person had already left, he had to finish swiping his card quickly and escape from this right and wrong place.

"Okay sir, then you can take these two models. The affordable ones are also the best. Most of the medium sizes are out of stock. It happens that you are relatively small, so the small size should be just right for you," the clerk took down the two A hanger shook, and said: "You don't seem to have reached the age of your birth year, but red underwear has a very good meaning. It can be good luck and you can pass every exam. If you take the college entrance examination this year, it will be even better." It fits. If there are no other questions, I'll get you the goods, okay?"

After the little clerk finished speaking, he skillfully hung the goods back on the shelf, then turned around and skillfully opened the container. Yang Yue stopped her just in time before she was rummaging through the size: "Wait, I don't want a small size."

Seeing the little clerk's movement, he turned his head to look at the duo of silly dogs who were standing beside them eating melons and watching the show.

Jiang Haibo immediately said shyly and coyly: "Oh, don't be so polite, I just passed my natal year last year~"

Yang Xing comprehended the spirit and nodded in agreement: "Brother, I will take the college entrance examination next year."

A vein popped out on Yang Yue's forehead, she swallowed her anger for a while, then turned her head and asked with a cute look: "Well...how about you get me a size 190?"

"190?" The clerk's pupils trembled in disbelief, but her good professionalism allowed her to switch to the look of seeing the big world in a second: "Okay sir, what is the approximate waist circumference?"

This made Yang Yue very difficult. He glanced at the half-length male model with eight-pack abs at the door of the shop, and fell into deep thought for three seconds.

Then, under the enthusiastic and sincere eyes of the little shop assistant, he circled his arms and made an embracing gesture——

"Probably... so."

"..."

With a loud bang, the little clerk felt that something called worldview was instantly shattered in his brain, and his speech system suddenly failed.

Yang Xing couldn't bear to look directly at him and collapsed backwards. Jiang Haibo caught him and yelled loudly, "I beg you to restrain yourself, please?"

Yang Yue also felt that his behavior in public was a bit inappropriate, so she put her hands back into her pockets and smiled shyly at the clerk.

The little clerk twitched the corners of his mouth, which had already stiffened from a smile, and lowered his head to search for the right size.

At this time, a rather magnetic voice suddenly sounded from behind: "Are you guys having a store celebration today? Do you have any underwear suitable for your natal year?"

The familiar voice of smoke, the melodious voice of a motouqin, reached Yang Yue's ears like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, frightening him, his pupils trembling and turning his head...

"Yo, little one? I've been calling you for several days but I can't find you. I didn't expect to meet you here. Oh, isn't it a coincidence?" The slightly curly long hair and the sexy and charming mustache came into view, haha Er came over to say hello, and licked Yang Yue's head like a dog.

Yang Yue's brain was like a monitor that was running smoothly when it hit an important circuit. After a spark flickered, the screen finally lived up to everyone's expectations.

He fell into unbelievable shock and glanced at Jiang Haibo quietly, and when he was about to beat him into pieces, the other party suddenly returned him with an embarrassed smile, and then uttered two words clearly and slowly with his mouth: " dad."

Yang Yue: "..."

Ten minutes later, in a well-known milk tea shop.

With a bang, Yang Yue put a cup of porridge filled with milk tea in front of Hal.

Hal was taken aback, his eyes widened and he said in shock, "Hey! Are you buying me a cup of porridge for fear that I will be hungry?"

Yang Yue sat down in the booth, handed over a plastic spoon, gritted her teeth and smiled: "Drink it, and treat it as my filial piety to you."

"Why are you being polite to me, you kid?" Hal sneered, reaching for the plastic spoon, "I'll call you this time, I have something to do..."

As soon as Yang Yue heard it, she said it too late and then quickly, and took back the half-handed plastic spoon with a whoosh.

"Well, you said."

"..."

Hal took the time and was stunned for two seconds before he cleared his throat in embarrassment and said, "You know Luo Ji, the choreographer and director of the famous dance drama "The Flower of Eternal Life", right? The main creative team of the classical dance drama is planning to arrange a new year dance drama "East China Sea" for the troupe this year. The protagonists have basically been decided, including Fu Siyang, a young national dancer, and Tang Yujiao, the leading actress of the theater. In short, the starring lineup is very strong. I have also seen the concept map of Hua Dao, their costumes are a highlight of the dance drama, and the hem of the clothes is designed as a dragon tail, which is very gorgeous."

When he said this, he suddenly asked: "The Finnish National Ballet once performed a dance drama called "The Daughter of the Sea" at the Helsinki Gothic Theater. I don't know if you have seen it?"

"Isn't Hai's Daughter a fairy tale by Andersen? Why is there still a dance drama?" Yang Xing interjected curiously, biting his straw.

After Jiang Haibo silently kicked him under the table, he immediately fell silent obediently.

Yang Yue took out a paper towel to wipe the spoon with a blank expression, and said while wiping, "I've talked about it in the dance appreciation class, so let me tell you the key points."

"Have you seen their mermaid costumes? This time the costumes are similar to that style, but with a stronger sense of design and more beautiful. The performance will definitely be very good. If the attendance rate explodes again, it's hard to say in the later stage." There is also a nationwide tour," Hal finished, and finally came to the point: "The opportunity is rare, I am looking for you this time because there is a supporting role in the dance drama, which is very suitable for you, so I want to invite you to participate in the performance."

Yang Yue asked: "Will the rehearsal delay my vacation to the island?"

Hal said: "The rehearsal will definitely not be delayed, but this role is a bit special, and it needs to be practiced, which has a certain degree of difficulty, so Director Luo wants to see your qualifications in advance."

"Do you still hang on to Wia? Oh my god, is it so cool?" Yang Xing was excited again.

Yang Yue stomped on him under the table until he was satisfied, and asked Hal: "How early is it, will it delay my vacation to the island?"

Halna was confused: "Is your island vacation so important? That's fine, since you are so persistent, or I will say hello to Director Luo and meet you when you come back?"

"Well," Yang Yue finally handed him the cleaned spoon again solemnly: "The spoon is cleaned, you drink."

Hal: "..."