Five years simulation three years first

"Too manly."

Lu Xiaonan exclaimed exaggeratedly, and the character on the screen raised his staff and happily emptied it.

After reading that sentence, Feng Zhou got goosebumps all over his body, and it hasn't gone away until now.He frowned: "Don't be so nasty, who is your assistant?"

"Isn't it you?" Yu Shaochun said on his lips, but his men didn't stop moving, and harvested two more heads on the opposite side.His character was circling on the spot, waiting for Feng Zhou who came from the resurrection point, "Come and fuck me."

???

Tai Mei, who had been eavesdropping on the seat in front, shook her hand and knocked the stack of books beside her arm to the ground.

Feng Zhou's expression froze: "What did you say?"

"I said go up... How can I pinch someone by you?"

Feng Zhou pinched Yu Shaochun's right arm with his left hand and twisted it hard: "Are you talking?"

"It's hanging on my head!" Yu Shaochun grinned and rubbed his arms away from him, "Why are you so excited? Are you sick?"

"If you don't want to be pinched, just tell the whole story." Feng Zhou said, "Otherwise you will look like a pervert."

The second round ended in a frenzy.Li Guohao stretched his waist unsatisfied: "It's time to finish the get out of class, call here first and we can make an appointment at another day?"

Lu Xiaonan clicked on Feng Zhou's avatar: "Feng Xueba, add a friend and start a gang together."

They got up one after another and quietly returned to their positions.Yu Shaochun lowered his head and fiddled with the phone for a while, then asked Feng Zhou, "Do you want to have a relationship?"

"What is a bondage?"

Yu Shaochun reached out and took his mobile phone and clicked a few times: "It's just a relationship."

Feng Zhou took back his phone, and saw a pink progress bar under Yu Shaochun's avatar on the screen, with two large characters written in front of the progress bar: "Couple."

Even if he doesn't understand, he knows that something is wrong.

"Why are you tying up a couple? Is there nothing else to do?"

Yu Shaochun nodded, and handed him his mobile phone to look at: "Here, you see that the number of gay friends is full, and the girlfriends are also tied... one, you don't want to bind a girlfriend with me, do you?"

"Who is your girlfriend?"

"It's my sister."

"Why don't you tie up a couple with your sister?"

"She has a crush on a little boy. I can't marry her. How embarrassing it is to be misunderstood."

Then it won't be embarrassing for us to be a couple?

Looking at Yu Shaochun's extremely sincere eyes, Feng Zhou always felt that this person's purpose was not pure: "You really didn't want to mess with me?"

"Why are you so sensitive?" Yu Shaochun asked, "It's just a relationship."

Feng Zhou said "Oh" and got up to leave.Yu Shaochun stretched out his hand to hold him: "Wait, there is one more thing."

"what's up?"

Yu Shaochun raised his chin and pointed to the mobile phone in his hand: "Look at the game."

Feng Zhou lowered his head and saw a small red dot blinking in the upper right corner of the game interface.He clicked on it, and an interface popped up:

"Your lover [VanGogh] gave you the skin [Yoyo Luming], love and fight, you must go forward~"

"How much?" Feng Zhou asked him.

Yu Shaochun folded his arms and leaned back: "It's not expensive, I'll see you off."

Feng Zhou lowered his eyes to look at him, and repeated stubbornly: "How much?"

"I don't understand," Yu Shaochun looked at him inexplicably, "Why are you so stubborn? Why do you still ask if you said it was for you?"

Feng Zhou said indifferently: "I don't want to accept things from others for no reason."

After finishing speaking, he transferred 200 yuan to Yu Shaochun, sat back in the back row with his mobile phone and opened the exercise book, as if what happened an hour ago never happened.

Yu Shaochun didn't know which lung tube he poked, but after spending money, he made himself a villain, and his emotions fell to the bottom.He came home with a lawsuit in his head, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Yu Sixuan sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed and watching TV, stuffing potato chips into his mouth.When she heard Yu Shaochun enter the door, she immediately hid the bag of potato chips behind her back: "Hello brother, long time no see!"

Yu Shaochun rushed over angrily: "Yu Sizhen, don't fucking eat my snacks while I'm not at home!"

Yu Sixuan grabbed the bag of potato chips and stepped back, raised her foot and kicked Yu Shaochun: "Hey, hey, I didn't just buy it for you alone. How can it be considered as your snack?"

As she spoke, she stared at Yu Shaochun provocatively, then grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into her mouth.

"Chunchun, why did you bully your sister as soon as you got home?" Yu Shaochun's mother, Shen Yingying, came out of the next room with small steps and stopped between the siblings, "What's wrong with eating your potato chips? Xuanxuan hasn't come back for a long time I don’t know how to ask her if she’s doing well in school, and if she’s acting like a big brother?”

Yu Shaochun stared at Yu Sixuan who was behind Shen Yingying, Yu Sixuan winked at him, stuck out her tongue: "That's right, he doesn't look like a brother at all."

Shen Yingying came out to preside over the justice in her busy schedule, and returned to the room in a hurry. The next moment, the soprano rang through the door of the room: "That is a magical sky-road-eh-"

Even after Ms. Shen Yingying retired from the song and dance troupe and returned home, she still loves the performing arts deeply.

Those who sang were elated, and their blood pressure was full.

"If you don't have anything to do with me again," Yu Shaochun threw his schoolbag on the sofa and reached out to unzip his school uniform, "Don't even think about asking me to help you chat with your crush, the little boy."

Yu Sixuan, who was still flabbergasted just a second ago, immediately withdrew her supernatural powers, obediently handed him the bag of potato chips, and graciously brought him a cup of hot water, folded her hands together and said, "My good brother, your sister is 17 years old, okay?" Yi Yi met a male guest who was attracted to him, but because art students live on campus and don’t have a mobile phone, we can’t waste the friendship we have built so hard during the holidays that will be sublimated into love, and I ask you to continue to act for me, brother!”

Yu Shaochun reached out and took a piece of potato chips and threw it into his mouth: "Aren't you afraid that when the two of you face each other, your secrets will be exposed? You are a liberal arts student, why do you want to flirt with such a pure science man? This god has nothing else to talk about with me." , Yesterday we talked about points, today we talked about momentum, and tomorrow we talked about the laws of inheritance, that is, I can deal with these strange problems, don’t meet in the future, you can’t even recite the periodic table of elements.”

"Oh, it's all for the future, and we'll think about it later," Yu Sixuan knelt on the sofa and began to beat Yu Shaochun's shoulders, "You don't know that he is more beautiful than those homeboys who are obsessed with studying. No, his face is white and clean, he wears a pair of round glasses, his eyes are quite big, his little curly hair is very cute, and he looks very rua. I sat behind him in class that day, and I almost couldn't help stretching out my hand. …”

Yu Shaochun frowned and looked at her: "Do you know that you are like an old witch in a fairy tale coveting a little human boy?"

Yu Sixuan lowered her face and slapped him: "You know a woman, you are an old witch."

She jumped off the sofa, stood up on her toes, and made a beautiful circle on the spot: "I don't care, don't forget our money transaction, we don't accept refunds, why don't you help me perform until the winter vacation, huh?"

Yu Shaochun thought about the expensive reward Yu Sixuan gave him, and felt that there is really nothing more important than a small amount of money.He thought for a while, then patted the place beside him: "Sit down, I have something to ask you."

"Whoo!"

Yu Sixuan spun around and sat down next to the sofa: "Is there anything else you want to talk about?"

"My..." Yu Shaochun rarely showed some distress, he touched his nose, and said with some difficulty, "I have a friend who saw that his friend liked a skin very much, so he paid for it. Give it to him, but his friend is not happy, why?"

Yu Sixuan's expression suddenly became gossip.She slowly approached Yu Shaochun, and asked him with a strange smile: "This friend of yours...couldn't be yourself?"

"Get out, if you say it's my friend, it's my friend, so much nonsense."

"Oh, I'm getting angry from embarrassment," Yu Sixuan looked at her brother's ears that turned red in an instant, and laughed strangely, "It's really pure love Yu Shaochun Ouba, is this friend a male classmate or a female classmate? I guess Look... it won't be a male classmate, right?"

"I don't want to say pull down."

Yu Shaochun stood up and was about to leave, but Yu Sixuan grabbed his arm and sat back down.

She snapped her fingers and said, "It's easy to understand. He thinks that you are not familiar enough to talk about money. If you take something, it is a debt of favor. He thinks that your actions are giving him alms or asking him for something. Of course he will be unhappy." Do you really not want to change your personality of a young master who is willing to throw money at others when you are happy?"

Yu Shaochun said "hmm" with a sullen face, picked up his schoolbag and went back to his room, as if his secret had been exposed and he fled.

Yu Sixuan looked at his back and snorted coldly: "You still say that friend is not me? You're a dead duck."

Yu Shaochun was lying on the bed, and when he clicked on Feng Zhou's WeChat dialog box, he saw the bright 200 yuan transfer.He scratched his heart and liver for a long time, and began to type in the input box:

"I saw that you like this skin, so I wanted to buy it as a surprise for you. Since you don't want it, there's nothing I can do. But I agreed to give it to you, and I can't accept the money."

After typing this sentence, he read it twice, and felt that it was inappropriate, and there was still a sense of young master Yu Sixuan said between the lines, so he deleted and edited a new one:

"I gave you this skin without asking for your help or giving you alms. It's just a gift from a friend. Don't think too much about it. If you don't treat me as a friend, then I can't help it."

...It still has the taste of a young master.

Yu Shaochun buried his face in the quilt, and heaved a long sigh. He felt that what he had heard, seen, and learned for more than ten years was not enough to help him apologize to Feng Zhou properly.

Tsk, what a hassle.

It's fine not to apologize at all, anyway, Feng Zhou didn't consider himself a friend, and he didn't need to take Feng Zhou too seriously.

Comrade Yu Shaochun, don't be too sentimental, he is just a competitor sitting behind you, don't get too entangled in this matter, what if this is Feng Zhou's trick to make you not concentrate on studying?

He jumped up from the bed like a carp, pushed his hand to the side, and just touched the screen of the mobile phone that had not been turned off, and sent a message.

【Jenny Masterdo】:,

What the fuck?

Yu Shaochun hurriedly picked up the phone to withdraw the message, but saw "typing" at the top of the dialog box.

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