Five years simulation three years first

Feng Zhou has been in the field of study for more than ten years without a single defeat. Whether it is Chinese, Mathematics, English, Physics and Chemistry, or History and Land Administration, he can learn a lot.But the game he came into contact with today called "timi" made him a little puzzled - how does it work?

After he went home and finished his homework, he had nothing to do, so he arranged a few games by himself.Although I still took Xiaolu Girl, it felt very different from the few games I played in the evening self-study.

He is no longer the little support who only uses one, two, and three skills without thinking. The record of 0/12/5 taught him to recognize the cruel reality-he is the ultimate rookie.Although this is the first time he has come into contact with this game, he is still so strong in his bones that he must master the method of playing the game proficiently as soon as possible.

Feng Zhou looked at the screen that had been blacked out countless times, and fell into deep thought.

What exactly went wrong?

When his own crystal was clicked off, Feng Zhou's phone vibrated, and a WeChat message popped up from the top of the screen:

[Bromothymol Blue]: Student Xiao Feng, can you deliver it for me?

Feng Zhou was already in a bad mood because he lost the game, and when he saw the news, he replied angrily: "No."

[Bromothymol Blue]: Don't you refuse to give it to me, if the physical education teacher preempts you, I will only ask you

How on earth is he so confident that he has a greater chance of winning than the physical education teacher?

Feng Zhou felt that he was like a kid in the first class of kindergarten who was competing with the teacher for favor. He was so childish that he didn't want to talk to him.

[Bromothymol Blue]: Can you help me again? Where is the best place for a date?

[Zeno's Tortoise]: What about the 2019 chemistry finale I want?

[Bromothymol Blue]: ...I'm sure I'll fix it for you, right?

Feng Zhou looked at the chat interface and sneered, called up Baidu and started typing: "timi strategy."

Don't let him work for nothing if he doesn't get the paper.

As soon as I refreshed the webpage, a lot of various strategy posts came out.He swiped from top to bottom, clicked on a post called "Nanny Post", and read it carefully.

It turns out that there are in-game props in this game.

Feng Zhou read this post like enlightenment, and suddenly realized why his character was not harmed.

It turned out that he didn't know what "pretending" was at all.

After thinking about it, he took out an unused notebook from the bookcase and spread it out on the table, solemnly picked up a pen and wrote a straight "one" on it.

One: Mobile props, respectively...

Feng Zhou studied the props of this game with the attitude of researching the subject, and copied words such as "Frost Staff", "Fiery Dominator" and "Book of Sages" neatly in his standard handwriting, which seemed particularly contrary. and.After copying half of it, he clicked on the game and looked at the equipment one by one, when the WeChat rang again.

He thought it was Tan Yuanzhao who was still determined to ask him to help, so he opened WeChat with an angry face, and saw an inexplicable comma sent by Yu Shaochun.

What's the matter?

After Feng Zhou asked this question, he swipe up and saw the unopened red envelope as no surprise.

Why not?

Annoyed, owed favors again.

Feng Zhou typed: "You keep the red envelope, just return the extra money to me."

Before he sent it, Yu Shaochun sent a message.

[Jane Mashido]: I'm sorry, I may have offended you by buying skins for you without authorization, I apologize to you, don't be angry, okay?I mean no harm.

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With the conscience of heaven and earth, Yu Shaochun actually apologized to him.

[Zeno's Tortoise]: I'm not angry, you keep the red envelope, any extra money will be used as a guide fee, I have a question for you

[Zeno's Tortoise]: What's the difference between the Boots of Calm, the Boots of Resistance and the Boots of Arcane?

[Zeno's Turtle]: Why can't the final auxiliary equipment be released at the beginning?Is there any difference between the last auxiliary equipment and the penultimate tier?

[Zeno's Tortoise]: Wait a minute, I still have a question, wait for me to sort it out.

Yu Shaochun originally thought that Feng Zhou would sneer at him, but he was confused by his barrage of questions.After thinking about it, he made a WeChat call to Feng Zhou directly.

Feng Zhou was a little surprised by the voice interface that popped up. He touched the earphone from the side to untie the knot on it, and clicked "Connect".

There was no sound on the other side, and Feng Zhou didn't speak.The two of them just kept silent with each other through a headphone cable and a screen, as if they were waiting for the other to speak first.

Obviously the front and rear seats are so close on weekdays, and the enemy who has been fighting for a year should be very familiar, but they don't know what to start with this phone call.

Feng Zhou flicked the screen of his phone idly, and suddenly remembered what Tan Yuanzhao asked him to do, so he clicked on the dialog box of "I am your life":

【kepler】2020/09/1821:34:09

If you want to ask a girl out, is there any place to recommend?Go on the weekend.

After he finished asking, he sighed, coughed lightly and was about to say something to break the silence, when he heard a girl's scream coming from far and near, the penetrating power was very strong, even if it was him on the phone I also felt the power of piercing the eardrum.

It's a nuclear bomb scream.

Yu Shaochun quickly said: "I have something to do here, I'll talk to you later."

After he finished speaking, he added another sentence: "Don't hang up, don't hang up."

Yu Shaochun turned off the mic, and looked at Yu Sixuan sullenly: "Why are you here?"

Yu Sixuan put the phone in front of him: "Brother, brother! What does he mean by this? Did he ask me to meet uhhhhhhh!!!"

Yu Shaochun didn't bother to look at her insane appearance, and when he picked up the phone, he saw the message that the boy just sent: "If you want to ask a girl out, is there any place you can recommend?"

"...What the hell kind of note is 'You'll be mine sooner or later'?"

"How is it?" Yu Sixuan leaned over, "Do you mean to ask me to meet? Is that right?"

Yu Shaochun looked at her and said sincerely: "In theory, it may be, or it may not be."

Yu Sixuan happily took the phone back: "That's it, how can I return? Directly report the address?"

Yu Shaochun quickly grabbed the phone: "Wait, you can't just go to see him, what if he plots against you?"

Yu Sixuan said hesitantly, "He wouldn't do that, would he?"

Yu Shaochun looked serious: "Except for your brother, there are not many men who are good. I will help you see how other people are, and then consider whether to let you meet him."

He thought for a while, typed a reply in the dialog box, and then threw the phone to Yu Sixuan: "It's okay, don't bother me anymore."

Yu Sixuan leaned close to his cell phone to peek: "What are you doing?"

Yu Shaochun quickly covered the phone: "What are you looking at? Children should not interrupt when adults talk."

Feng Zhou didn't hang up the phone, and continued to seize the time to carefully copy his nanny post strategy.

【莪昰迩的命】2020/10/1821:45:10

· "There is a cat" cafe duck on Central Avenue_(:з」∠)_

·Girls are willing to go there (*^▽^*)

·are you going? (O_O)

【kepler】2020/10/18/21:45:59

Do you go often?

【莪昰迩的命】2020/10/1821:46:29

go on weekends

Just as Feng Zhou was about to reply, he heard "Zi Zi la la" in the earphone, and Yu Shaochun's voice rang in his ears: "Can you hear me?"

"Yes," Feng Zhou said, "just now..."

Yu Shaochun smiled awkwardly: "My family, I have something to do with you."

The two fell into an awkward silence again.Yu Shaochun didn't know how to answer the conversation. Normally, when he chatted with other people, he would always talk to each other, but judging from Feng Zhou's posture, it seemed that he was secretly competing with him. Whoever spoke first would be the loser.

Yu Shaochun felt a little funny, and asked him: "Didn't you just ask me a bunch of questions? Ask me again, I'm too lazy to read."

There was a page-turning sound on the phone, and then Feng Zhou said: "How to make the outfit? What's the difference between the Boots of Calm, the Boots of Resistance, and the Boots of Mystery? Why can't you get the last auxiliary equipment at the beginning? The last auxiliary equipment Is there any difference from the penultimate one?"

"Did you study these all night?" Yu Shaochun's voice was full of disbelief, "What have you been doing?"

Feng Zhou said solemnly: "I searched the strategy on the Internet, and found that I didn't know there was a thing called 'inside props', so I systematically learned what 'inside props' are. I started to copy and take notes from moving props, and now I copied When it comes to defensive props, I haven’t finished copying them yet. I’m not very familiar with the icons of some props, so I have to go back and look again..."

The second half of his words were drowned in Yu Shaochun's burst of laughter.Yu Shaochun curled up on the bed laughing so hard that he was out of breath and couldn't straighten up at all.

Laughing so hard that the aunt next door broke in and beat him up.

Feng Zhou asked him inexplicably, "What are you laughing at?"

"I found out," Yu Shaochun finally stopped laughing, and said seriously, "You are really cute."

Feng Zhou frowned, thinking that Yu Shaochun was mocking him again: "You haven't answered my question yet."

Yu Shaochun clicked on the game: "Some things cannot be memorized by rote, you have to find the answer in the game. You sign up, and I will teach you."

Feng Zhou read the guide for a long time, and asked him a lot of questions.While Yu Shaochun was in charge of laning against others, he had to take care of Feng Zhou's game experience, and he also had to devote his energy to answering his questions such as "Why do some characters have blue under their health bars and others don't" and "Why can't I get the minions when I fight them?" Gold" problem, just feel exhausted, never played such a difficult game.

After a few innings, it was almost twelve o'clock.Yu Shaochun asked him, "Are you still fighting?"

Feng Zhou rubbed his eyes sleepily and yawned: "No more."

"Any question?"

"Let me see." Feng Zhou flipped through his notebook and crossed out the questions he had already answered. "It should be gone. I will figure out the rest myself."

"Do you even have to be so serious about playing games?"

Feng Zhou put down his pen: "I want to do my best in everything."

"But you can't do everything perfectly."

"Then try to be close to perfection." Feng Zhou stretched his waist, and transferred another 100 yuan to him, "Thank you for playing games with me, this is for your hard work."

Yu Shaochun looked at the two red envelopes, one up and one down, feeling a little unhappy, and he spoke with a bit of displeasure: "Feng Xueba and I don't know each other well, but we don't know each other enough to give me money for everything, right?"

Feng Zhou was stunned for a moment: "But when I checked on the Internet, they said that there is someone to play with, and it costs 100 yuan for two hours. I can't waste your time for one night and don't give you any reward, right? Is it too little? ?”

This person is really... a good batch.

Is it really necessary to not accept and believe in the unquestionable kindness of others?

Yu Shaochun was so angry at what he said, knowing that if he didn't accept Feng Zhou, he would chatter with him for a long time, so he gritted his teeth and opened two red envelopes to collect the money.After hanging up the phone, he lay on the bed, the more he thought about it, the more unhappy he felt, he grabbed his phone and typed viciously.

[Jane Mashido]: You don’t need to pay me to play games with me in the future, look down on me, right? ?

[Zeno's Tortoise]: But it's taking up your time.

[Jane Mashido]: But what a fart, I am your private free companion to play with, I am happy to play with my brothers, understand?

Yu Shaochun stared at the phone for a while and waited for Feng Zhou's reply.He put down his phone a little dejectedly, and began to think that perhaps he was really passionate. Feng Zhou didn't want to have a good relationship with him at all. Just when it was more suitable for them to be friends, the phone suddenly vibrated slightly.

[Zeno's Tortoise]: Got it.

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