Five years simulation three years first

November of the second year of high school ends with the last monthly exam.When Feng Zhou packed his things and walked out of the examination room, he was shivering in the cold wind, and he really felt that winter was coming.

He has always been not very sensitive to such changes in seasons and seasons, and it is often at the end of winter that he will be surprised that another year has passed.But walking in the corridor against the crowds, looking out at the half-dark sky at five o'clock, I actually feel a feeling of "time flies" in my heart.

Feng Zhouzheng was feeling sad for spring and autumn, but suddenly someone wrapped his arms around his neck.He knew who it was without looking, and said coldly, "Let go."

Yu Shaochun seemed to know that his "let go" was just a symbolic refusal, and he still walked with his shoulders on his back: "How did you solve the penultimate physics problem?"

"Normal solution."

"Can momentum be made?"

"Yes, but you have to build a relative frame of reference with momentum."

"If you move at a uniform speed on a smooth board, you will slow down evenly when you leave the board."

"Yes," Feng Zhou glanced at him, "but you don't have to use momentum to find the kinetic energy theorem?"

"First calculate the acceleration, then use the motion formula to get the velocity and substitute it into the displacement formula."

"Don't you find it troublesome?"

"But it's better than the kinetic energy theorem."

"What a ghost, if you use the kinetic energy directly to 1/2mv=μmgS4, can you just calculate the displacement?"

The two started arguing as soon as they disagreed, and quarreled all the way from Class [-] to the door of Class [-], which attracted the attention of the students next to them.Although they don't know what happened, they have never seen anyone who quarrels with physics knowledge.

"Brilliant." Feng Zhou finally came to a conclusion.

"Sick." Yu Shaochun was not to be outdone.

As soon as he pushed open the door of the second classroom, he heard someone wailing.Yu Shaochun hurried around to the door, and saw Tai Mei sitting on the table with her orchid fingers up and her head covered: "My head——"

History is always strikingly similar.

Li Guohao poked his head out from behind Tai Mei: "President Yu, are you ready to place a bet?"

"What bet?"

"The overall ranking of this monthly exam," Li Guohao said, "is a small bet to earn extra money. Bet on who will be the first in grade and who will be the second. One bet of five yuan is guaranteed and no refund will be given."

Yu Shaochun directly took out his mobile phone to transfer money to him: "How to pay?"

"Who are you betting on?"

"Of course it's me," Yu Shaochun looked at him inexplicably. "Otherwise, who should I bet on? Feng Bao? I didn't say it. Maybe Feng Bao won't pass me this time."

Hearing what they said, Feng Zhou sneered: "As far as your English level is concerned, you should go and memorize the 26 alphabet first, and then come and compete with me for the first place in the grade."

Yu Shaochun was poked on the sore spot by him, pointed to his back and said, "Children who are partial are all angels with broken wings."

Feng Zhou turned around: "Broken wings? I think you are the crashed angel with broken wings, right?"

"Listen to me, all bet on me," Yu Shaochun transferred money to Li Guohao after speaking, "I feel good about this exam."

Li Guohao asked: "What is a good way to be very good?"

"It's just that I feel good when I answer English," Yu Shaochun said, "I haven't slept in listening, I can understand every question, and fill in the blanks."

"real or fake?"

"If it's a fake replacement."

After Yu Shaochun finished speaking, he walked back to his place gracefully, leaving a group of people staring behind him.

Chen Si was silent for a while, then whispered: "I'd better bet on Feng Bao, be more steady."

"why?"

"Don't you know Yu Shaochun's English proficiency?" Chen Si said, "That's really a roller coaster jumping up and down at an earthquake level."

On the second day of English class, the English teacher entered the classroom wearing a loudspeaker with an uneasy expression, and slapped the paper in his hand on the desk: "Yu Shaochun, stand up for me."

Yu Shaochun was solving the math problem that Feng Zhou asked him, and he got up without knowing why, still thinking about L'Hopital's rule after four derivatives.

"Tang Qian also stand up for me." The English teacher took out two loose-leaf papers from a stack of papers and threw them on the table. "Do you dare to copy Yu Shaochun's English composition?"

Tang Qian's confused eyes widened: "Huh?"

The more the English teacher thought about it, the angrier he became: "Usually you just copy the lowercase L written by other people into a capital I, but I keep the composition, so you have the nerve to copy it?"

"I do not have......"

"Not yet? Are you sophistrying again?" the English teacher said, "Do you really think the teacher is so stupid that two articles produced by Youdao translator that are almost identical can't be read?"

Failed.

Yu Shaochun didn't expect his teammate to be so stupid that he could copy the composition verbatim.He knew he was in the wrong, so he bowed his head and was scolded obediently.

The English teacher calmed down for a while, and hated iron and steel: "It's okay for Tang Qian, he can get a score of 120 in English at least, how about you Yu Shaochun? How much can you test in English? It's not that the teacher said you, every time you don't Think your report card is top-heavy?"

Yu Shaochun nodded with a very sincere expression: "I was wrong, the teacher is right."

"Don't mess with me here," the English teacher's loudspeaker made a harsh noise, "I have approved your paper for this exam. You don't need to translate the name, I know it's you just by looking at the Chinese-English translation."

She broke a piece of chalk, turned around and wrote a line on the blackboard: "Come and tell me, how do you translate the phrase 'Frozen three feet is not a day's cold'?"

Yu Shaochun lowered his head.

"Isn't it good at speaking? Come and tell everyone how you translate?"

A rare embarrassment appeared on his face, and he cleared his throat: "Icehasthreechi, nobecauseonedaycold."

Tai Mei made a sound like a balloon leaking.The English teacher pierced his eyes viciously like a knife, and he immediately lowered his head, pretending to be serious about studying.

"What's threechi?" she asked. "You made it yourself? Then you should go to the United Nations. It's a shame to learn English here."

Feng Zhou couldn't hold back the expression on his face since Yu Shaochun said "threechi", and looked down at the cute giant panda in the English book.He only knew that Yu Shaochun's English was not good before, but he didn't know that his English was so poor that both people and gods were angry.

This amazing translation, what a Chinglish.

He has no doubt that one day Yu Shaochun will be able to say "Giveyousomecolourseesee" out of his mouth when he communicates with foreign friends in a quality way.

When the English class was over, Li Guohao laughed so hard that he lay beside Yu Shaochun's table and couldn't straighten up: "Mr. Yu, what do you think threechi?"

"I just thought," Yu Shaochun tilted his stool legs back, "it can't be empty, right? I'll translate word by word and connect it into a sentence."

Feng Zhou brought back the graded and graded papers from the teaching office, and the group of people swarmed to the front again, scrambling to read Yu Shaochun's English papers, caring more about Yu Shaochun's English grades than himself.Feng Zhou pulled the paper that was specially placed first with a blank face, walked to the back of the classroom and handed it to Yu Shaochun: "If you don't want to die, you can take it by yourself."

Yu Shaochun looked at him with some surprise: "I thought you wouldn't miss this great opportunity to laugh at me."

Feng Zhou smiled slightly: "Don't be afraid, the grade list will help me laugh at you."

Yu Shaochun looked at him with a broken face: "I really have no chance?"

"You have a chance," Feng Zhou said, "You put your confidence in learning English, and you will pass me next time."

Yu Shaochun was originally a playful person, but after being mobbed by those who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, he finally slapped the English roll on the table in a broken jar: "You have to see for yourself, take it away Go, bad luck!"

Tai Mei held up the paper as if she had found a treasure: "Let me read to you the Chinese-English translation of Mr. Yu Zhen Gu Shuo Jin."

He began to chant emotionally: "When the test paper said 'John looks handsome', Gao EQ translated it like this: 'John looks like me'."

Yu Shaochun successfully projected his shameless narcissism onto the English paper.

"When the test paper said 'This park is as beautiful as heaven', Gao EQ translated it like this: 'This park beautiful like God's house'."

Feng Zhou started to hold back his laughter when he heard "lookslikeme", and finally broke the defense directly on this God'shouse, covered his face and fell on the physical notebook, his shoulders trembled from laughing.

Yu Shaochun looked at him resentfully amidst the roar of laughter: "You laughed, which proves that my last pair of underwear is gone."

"Don't blame me," Feng Zhou raised his head, his eyes still full of smiles, "I stopped you if you wanted to die, but I didn't."

Yu Shaochun scratched his head: "But English is really difficult."

"is it hard?"

"Why isn't it difficult? Half of the reading is comprehensible, and the rest is all about guessing and checking in." Yu Shaochun was filled with righteous indignation, "At least one point for writing a 'solution' in mathematics."

"Are you really not good at spelling handsome and heaven?"

"I still know how to spell, but when I take the exam, my mind goes blank and I forget everything."

Feng Zhou felt that Yu Shaochun's ability to be Wannian's second child was inseparable from his Chinese and English scores at the bottom of the crane.He glanced at the group of people next to him holding Yu Shaochun's English papers, and said to Yu Shaochun mercifully, "I'll teach you how to improve your English scores. Do you want to learn?"

"Please teach me, Master."

He took out a booklet from the table hole and handed it to him: "Memorize this."

"You must memorize 3500 words in high school English?"

Feng Zhou nodded: "Isn't your vocabulary the problem? If you memorize it more, you won't be able to write 'God'shouse' again."

"I've memorized it," Yu Shaochun said, "I've memorized it for a semester in my freshman year of high school."

"Where did you carry it?"

Yu Shaochun looked away and said guiltily, "Abandon."