Ninefold Deception and One Side Lie [Unlimited]
Chapter 83 Black Rose Royal Sister [Protagonist in Women's Clothes]
Drama women's clothing brought a great spiritual impact to Qi Mou.Especially since he still looks alike, this feeling is like a sudden change of friends overnight.
The machine said very formulaically: "I helped you find friends, and next, you should fulfill my wish."
Did you find it?It was a play girl who bumped into her.
Qi Mou didn't expect that the drama could be recovered by himself, this wave is really a loss.
But it's not a good idea to fight against the machine in the machine's territory. You have to make a false promise first, and then think about where to go next.
Qi Mou responded immediately: "Okay, M."
The machine pointed at the drama: "But you have to be like him... I remember, at least a combination of three women and one man can walk freely in the inner city."
How bad is your old memory?
Qi Mou was still lying on the ground, and he could already smell the classical and profound perfume from the drama.
Drama women's clothing is really unambiguous and comprehensive.
Drama glanced at the machine and said, "Yo, is this the city lord?"
Mech just stared at the drama without blinking and said nothing.
Sisi: "It seems to be, and..." He told the drama about the current situation of [Mechanical], and briefly described the story of the past and the fate of the book.
Hearing the drama, he was amazed again and again: "I've only been away for a few days, and your mission has become to destroy Bafang City? Also, is this machine a fool now?"
Qi Mou stretched out his hand on his back, and hooked the drama's wig: "Yes, Xiao Jiu will take it."
Yan Bushi threw Xiao Jiu to the drama.Xiao Jiu almost didn't recognize his master, and the kid who had just woken up was stunned for a long time.
Only then did the machine slowly raise its eyes: "I can hear you, I'm not a fool."
You're not, you're just a little naturally dark.
Drama patted Qi Mou's hand away, stood up, and wanted to pull Qi Mou away: "I just entered Licheng, and there is a dressing shop, let me dress you up."
Qi Mou struggled: "Three women and one man. At least one of them doesn't need women's clothing? Then it's me."
Si Si hesitated to speak: "..."
Yan Bushi was full of doubts: "?"
Qi Mou propped himself up and sat up, pointing to his flat chest: "I, flat."
Yan Bushi proudly puffed out his chest: "Me too, flat."
Juju looked at Si Si's chest muscles, thoughtfully.
Si Si has been exercising very well, so his chest muscles are bigger than the others...
"No...I..." Si Si covered his chest, feeling too pussy, and quickly let go, "I'm too tall and heavy."
Qi Mou immediately seized the opportunity to joke: "She still protects her breasts, she looks like a good girl."
"No...I'm not..." After Si Si finished speaking, he silently covered his face again.
It’s over.
Sure enough, drama followed to humiliate Si Si: "Oh, she's not a girl from a good family? Then she's a disobedient woman!"
Si Si closed his eyes, and obediently let the two flirts play doubles without saying a word.
A few people pushed and shoved into the dressing shop. The decoration here is colorful, with scenes, clothes, props, and cosmetics all available.
Qi Mou argued hard, insisting on being a survivor of men's clothing.
At the moment of stalemate, the machine spoke.
He pointed at Si Si, and kindly designated him as the lucky one: "If you play a woman like you, no matter how old and useless the censorship machine is, you can still tell that you are a man."
Si Si nodded immediately: "That's right, Xiao Qi, you come."
The corner of Yan Bushi's mouth twitched: "You never gave me a choice, did you?"
All three of them tacitly agreed that Yan didn't know women's clothing.
The system decision has been made, Qi Mou reluctantly obeyed: "Okay, hurry up."
Juju pushed Qi Mou and Yan Bushi into the dressing room with a smile, then turned to wink at Si Si: "I choose the men's clothing I like, see you later."
Not using women's clothes, Si Sile blossomed and went into the men's locker room.
The women's changing room is bright and open, and it doesn't look cramped even if there are three men standing.
The queen of aura pressed her forward step by step, pushing Qi Mou and Yan Bushi to the front of the mirror.
Qi Mou raised his eyebrows: "You..."
Yan Bushi was decisive: "I'll change it myself."
The drama didn't dare to touch Brother Yan, so it came to modify Qi Mou.
Qi Mou raised his hand: "I strongly request to wear a pair of shorts first."
"Here." Juju picked up normal black shorts and put them on for Qi Mou first.
With shorts to protect his body, Qi Mou stretched out his hands and feet calmly, waiting for the drama to dress up.
The dramatic smile was very bad, and she chose a low-cut black gauze dress with an open back and stained with black diamonds.
Well, it is simple and elegant, very mysterious and charming.
Qi Mou closed his eyes.
The clothes were taken off and put on, the face was painted and chemically transformed, and all kinds of fragrances wafted around the body.
When he opened his eyes again, he seemed to see his biological sister.
The person in the mirror is a black rose-like royal sister, who can see the characteristics of a bad woman at a glance.
Her long black hair, which was slightly permed in large curls, hooked to her back, her snow-white face was covered with coquettish makeup, her eyebrows were deep, her pupils were bright, and she had a mysterious radiance.
Vermilion adorns the lips, as if leaving a strong stroke on a black and white splashed ink painting.
Black, white and red are the three colors that go together beautifully.
"..." Qi Mou leaned back and couldn't help laughing, "This."
He still has a black choker on his neck and shoulders, and the velvet belt hangs down slightly, which makes people really want to choker.
It was really hooked.
Qi Mou lowered his head slightly, and saw Yan Bushi, who was wearing a gray and white plaid uniform and a wide-leg skirt, dressed very youthfully on campus.
Under his strong resistance, Xiao Yan didn't wear much makeup, but wore... a wig with double ponytails, and a white mask, covering most of her face.
Qi Mou looked around and laughed out loud: "Sister?"
"Go...don't be joking." Yan Buzhi's voice trembled a little, his eyes moved aside, not daring to look at Qi Mou, and whispered, "I've become straighter."
Qi Mou laughed.
He was forced to wear high heels by the drama, so he was much taller than Yan Bushi who was wearing white canvas shoes.
"It's a young girl." Qi Mou pressed Yan Bushi to his chest with one hand and patted it.
Yan Bushi struggled to get out and ran away all at once.
"No chest." Qi Mou looked at his flat chest and spread his hands.
It's just that the back is a little cold, why are you still showing your back?
Perhaps Qi Mou was too tall, and the length of the skirt only reached above the knees, but this was already a plus size for women, so it could only make do with it.
Stepping on a pair of high heels, Qi Mou didn't know where to put his hands. He simulated a normal walking posture for a while before he went out from the dressing room.
Those three people had discussed for a long time what to do next, completely assuming that the machine next to them did not exist.
Qi Mou walked over step by step, the sound of high heels was very noticeable.
"Then let's help the machine first..." Si Si was saying with a serious face, when he saw Qi Mou out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly stopped.
Si Si was stunned for a long time, his face turned red instantly, and he covered his mouth and coughed loudly.
Qi Mou walked over, casually fished out the black hair stuck in his back, turned his head to look at Si Si who was coughing uncontrollably, and was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Yan Buzhi smiled: "Ha, didn't you recognize it?"
Si Si finally stopped coughing, secretly raised his eyes to glance at Qi Mou, and started laughing again, while laughing, he raised his hand to let the rest of his long hair out behind his back.
The thinker asked solemnly: "Girl, what's your name?"
Qi Mou responded consciously: "Qi Qi."
Si Si clearly recognized that the person in front of him was Qi Mou, but he kept staring at him and smiling: "Okay, Xiao Qi."
The eyes are a bit weird.
Qi Mou looked uncomfortable, raised his eyebrows: "Put away your obscene appearance of a straight stallion."
"Yo." Joy folded his arms and teased, "Si Si likes bad girls."
Si Si couldn't help laughing, and quickly waved his hands back: "I'm just joking...!"
"Hmph, you just have a strange gene." Yan Bushi rolled his eyes.
"I think it's not just a strange gene that moved him." Drama looked Sisi up and down.
Qi Mou was quite surprised, he raised his heel to step on Si Si's knee, and was forced to lift a large piece of his skirt, questioning: "Isn't it you?"
Si Sideng blushed again, and quickly came over to help Qi Mou hold down the messy skirt: "You...! Pay attention...why are you doing this!"
Qi Mou felt the touch on his thigh, and looked down at the salty pig's hand in disbelief: "Si Si, you are here, what are you doing?"
Sis, who was kindly reminding him of his clothes, let go of his hand in fright, and tried in vain to defend: "You...you just..."
"Look, I'm afraid of you." Qi Mou chuckled, turned around, with the cute little Yan Xuemei in his right hand, and the beautiful drama queen in his left hand, very comfortable.
A few people walked out of the cross-dressing shop, and saw that there were more people on the inner street, almost all of them were women, and they also wore monitors on their heads.
Qi Mou asked drama: "What's the matter with you?"
Drama: "Not to mention, I want to ask M to get something that can travel through the world. Just after asking, he said that we must fulfill his wish before giving it."
Yan Bushi glanced sideways at Qi Mou: "If possible, we can help M by the way, for what you will do in the future."
Help M break through the psychological barrier and unseal the Paranoid City?
It is not a good idea to keep these people rescued by M here, they will be discovered by the mental image sooner or later.
While thinking, Qi Mou went to the city with the two of them.
A gust of wind suddenly blew through, lifting several thin skirts.
There was a feeling of being held down by a big hand on the side of the leg.
Qi Mou took a deep breath, staring dangerously at the owner of the hand.
Si Si blushed again, and took off his shirt to wrap it around Qi Mou's waist.
It is true that the dress chosen by the drama did not take Qi Mou's behavior habits and height into consideration.
But this partner who has always preferred to take care of women must have strange genes moving!
Qi Mou pushed the clothes away: "No matter how obscene you are, don't eat my women's clothes."
Si Si tried to defend awkwardly, trying to prove his original intention: "I...I..."
The drama smoothed things over, and pulled Qi Mou and Yan Bushi away with a smile.
The temporary task announcement machine over there—the machine, pointed to a large supermarket: "After entering, tell me what is sadness and what is joy. This is your first task."
It seems very simple, is it really so easy?
The machine took out two more utensils and handed them to them: "Sorrow and joy, dress separately, thank you."
Drama shakes the bottle: "What is this for?"
"Sorrow and joy."
Yan Bushi persuaded: "Don't communicate with people with broken hearts."
The mission was announced, and they looked at the towering supermarket building with advertising electronic screens on the walls, and stepped into the door.
The machines on both sides are not idle.
[A... female. 】
[A... female. 】
[A... female. 】
[A male, tested as a companion of three females, qualified, please enter the supermarket. 】
There were people coming and going in the large supermarket, and Si suddenly turned to the machine and said, "Can you turn off the monitors above their heads?"
If you break in here, you will be killed without a place to die.
The machine nodded: "Sorry, I forgot that you will die. This is used to monitor each other and prevent outsiders from invading."
With a bang, the surveillance lights above the heads of all passers-by were turned off. Some were surprised, while others were indifferent.
What to ask again, the machine can't make a fart, and the waste system, they can only grope for it by themselves.
As Qi Mou was walking, he heard someone crying, it seemed to be the person behind the shelf next door.
Sorrow and joy are related to people's emotions, so does crying count?
So he bent down, hid behind this row of shelves, and carefully moved the products in front of him, intending to see what was going on first.
He was about to watch it, but there was a familiar and warm feeling behind his legs.
Qi Mou was speechless and turned his head with a dark face.
Si Si pulled Qi Mou up: "I'll show you, what do you want to see?"
Qi Mou straightened up and asked, "What were you looking at just now?"
"I..." As if he had nothing to say, Si Si closed his eyes, "I..."
Speechless, unable to argue.
Qi Mou laughed twice: "I didn't expect it to be so obscene?"
Si Si quickly shook his head: "No... I think you stooped too deeply, and I'm afraid that your skirt..."
Qi Mou: "What did you really see just now?"
Sisi: "I didn't..."
Qi Mou lifted up his skirt generously: "Look at this?" Normal men's shorts were exposed.
Si Dun closed his eyes in fright, and hurriedly pressed Qi Mou's hand.
Qi Mou sneered: "Men's ones, square ones, black ones, you're really good at it."
Si Si had been forced into a trance by him, holding his forehead: "It's because your appearance is too deceptive..."
Qi Mou looked at himself: "You say I look like a woman?"
Si Si immediately regained his energy: "No! No, I absolutely did not mean to insult you, I am..."
It's been a long time without saying anything.
Qi Mou figured it out: "You like this type of woman"
Si Si fell into confusion again: "Yes, it's because you look so good at me... No, no, it's the girl who wants to protect me outside..."
Qi Mou spread his hands: "I didn't see you protecting any girl's skirt, don't do that again."
Si Si finally broke down completely: "There is no girl like you!"
"I don't know what's wrong with me." Qi Mou's tone was helpless, "Next time I see Ben, who has many girls, see if there is anyone who needs protection like me."
Both of them came over there, and Si Si was still arguing with Qi Mou.
Qi Mou saw the savior at once, and pointed out: "Then did you find that these two girls are also playing with their skirts?"
The drama has long been too hot, and the skirt is tucked in, revealing normal men's shorts.Yan Bushi almost took off his clothes directly.
Si Si turned his head, turned back immediately, folded his head and closed his eyes.
Qi Mou: "Do you know they are your brothers?"
Si Si's voice was desperate: "I know, the movements are too familiar."
Qi Mou: "And then?"
Si Si was in a daze: "If we are like this, can we really pass the inspection next time?"
Drama probably understood what was going on, and smiled and lifted his skirt to play.
Si Si staggered and almost fell to the ground: "...Put down the skirt...Put down..."
This look is very similar to a little knight who just came out of the training class. After listening to the protection of women and taking care of girls for several years, he turned around and found that the girl was full of enthusiasm, and the one who needed protection was actually himself.
Men who are too straight should protect themselves.
Seeing that Si Si had become stupid again, Juju reminded: "Didn't you understand? What Qi Mou meant was, why don't you come over and give me a click."
Si Si collapsed and shouted angrily: "...I'm sick!!!!!!"
It was too loud, and my ears hurt. The cry resounded throughout the supermarket. Many people looked over, and the crying from the neighbors stopped.
There was silence.
In order to ease the embarrassment, Si Si looked at Xiao Qi: "You just take care of them..."
The drama is unbelievable: "There is a difference between closeness and estrangement? Not enough affection? Don't give me a press?"
Si Si surrendered: "I... learn a lot from a fall."
Yan Bushi kicked Si Si's leg with a stinky face: "How can you help Qi Mou press it? Three times, I saw it."
Si Si was speechless, gradually regained his senses, and began to search.
Yan Bushi's face was a little weird, he stared at Si Si, and came over all at once to lift the skirts of Qi Mou and Juju!
Si Si pushed down Qi Mou's skirt with his backhand.
Qi Mou: "Oh?"
Si Si covered his face: "I... Shut... my hand..."
Drama tilted his head: "You seem to be by my side, your hands are really long and you can do it."
Si Si closed his eyes and didn't dare to say anything. He looked extremely embarrassed to cooperate with the switching of the supermarket's BGM.
Drama jokingly teased Si Si with his arm: "If you like Miss Qi Qi, just say so."
Si Si stared: "I, I..."
Si Si found that he couldn't play with these two flirtatious girls, so he gave up on himself: "Yes, yes, I just like bad women, go, go, go."
Qi Mou laughed: "This is self-defeating."
Si Si reluctantly pushed them away.
When the farce here subsided, the people behind the shelf next door started crying again.
It's really a tragicomedy with two parts, I will appear on the stage after you sing.
The machine said very formulaically: "I helped you find friends, and next, you should fulfill my wish."
Did you find it?It was a play girl who bumped into her.
Qi Mou didn't expect that the drama could be recovered by himself, this wave is really a loss.
But it's not a good idea to fight against the machine in the machine's territory. You have to make a false promise first, and then think about where to go next.
Qi Mou responded immediately: "Okay, M."
The machine pointed at the drama: "But you have to be like him... I remember, at least a combination of three women and one man can walk freely in the inner city."
How bad is your old memory?
Qi Mou was still lying on the ground, and he could already smell the classical and profound perfume from the drama.
Drama women's clothing is really unambiguous and comprehensive.
Drama glanced at the machine and said, "Yo, is this the city lord?"
Mech just stared at the drama without blinking and said nothing.
Sisi: "It seems to be, and..." He told the drama about the current situation of [Mechanical], and briefly described the story of the past and the fate of the book.
Hearing the drama, he was amazed again and again: "I've only been away for a few days, and your mission has become to destroy Bafang City? Also, is this machine a fool now?"
Qi Mou stretched out his hand on his back, and hooked the drama's wig: "Yes, Xiao Jiu will take it."
Yan Bushi threw Xiao Jiu to the drama.Xiao Jiu almost didn't recognize his master, and the kid who had just woken up was stunned for a long time.
Only then did the machine slowly raise its eyes: "I can hear you, I'm not a fool."
You're not, you're just a little naturally dark.
Drama patted Qi Mou's hand away, stood up, and wanted to pull Qi Mou away: "I just entered Licheng, and there is a dressing shop, let me dress you up."
Qi Mou struggled: "Three women and one man. At least one of them doesn't need women's clothing? Then it's me."
Si Si hesitated to speak: "..."
Yan Bushi was full of doubts: "?"
Qi Mou propped himself up and sat up, pointing to his flat chest: "I, flat."
Yan Bushi proudly puffed out his chest: "Me too, flat."
Juju looked at Si Si's chest muscles, thoughtfully.
Si Si has been exercising very well, so his chest muscles are bigger than the others...
"No...I..." Si Si covered his chest, feeling too pussy, and quickly let go, "I'm too tall and heavy."
Qi Mou immediately seized the opportunity to joke: "She still protects her breasts, she looks like a good girl."
"No...I'm not..." After Si Si finished speaking, he silently covered his face again.
It’s over.
Sure enough, drama followed to humiliate Si Si: "Oh, she's not a girl from a good family? Then she's a disobedient woman!"
Si Si closed his eyes, and obediently let the two flirts play doubles without saying a word.
A few people pushed and shoved into the dressing shop. The decoration here is colorful, with scenes, clothes, props, and cosmetics all available.
Qi Mou argued hard, insisting on being a survivor of men's clothing.
At the moment of stalemate, the machine spoke.
He pointed at Si Si, and kindly designated him as the lucky one: "If you play a woman like you, no matter how old and useless the censorship machine is, you can still tell that you are a man."
Si Si nodded immediately: "That's right, Xiao Qi, you come."
The corner of Yan Bushi's mouth twitched: "You never gave me a choice, did you?"
All three of them tacitly agreed that Yan didn't know women's clothing.
The system decision has been made, Qi Mou reluctantly obeyed: "Okay, hurry up."
Juju pushed Qi Mou and Yan Bushi into the dressing room with a smile, then turned to wink at Si Si: "I choose the men's clothing I like, see you later."
Not using women's clothes, Si Sile blossomed and went into the men's locker room.
The women's changing room is bright and open, and it doesn't look cramped even if there are three men standing.
The queen of aura pressed her forward step by step, pushing Qi Mou and Yan Bushi to the front of the mirror.
Qi Mou raised his eyebrows: "You..."
Yan Bushi was decisive: "I'll change it myself."
The drama didn't dare to touch Brother Yan, so it came to modify Qi Mou.
Qi Mou raised his hand: "I strongly request to wear a pair of shorts first."
"Here." Juju picked up normal black shorts and put them on for Qi Mou first.
With shorts to protect his body, Qi Mou stretched out his hands and feet calmly, waiting for the drama to dress up.
The dramatic smile was very bad, and she chose a low-cut black gauze dress with an open back and stained with black diamonds.
Well, it is simple and elegant, very mysterious and charming.
Qi Mou closed his eyes.
The clothes were taken off and put on, the face was painted and chemically transformed, and all kinds of fragrances wafted around the body.
When he opened his eyes again, he seemed to see his biological sister.
The person in the mirror is a black rose-like royal sister, who can see the characteristics of a bad woman at a glance.
Her long black hair, which was slightly permed in large curls, hooked to her back, her snow-white face was covered with coquettish makeup, her eyebrows were deep, her pupils were bright, and she had a mysterious radiance.
Vermilion adorns the lips, as if leaving a strong stroke on a black and white splashed ink painting.
Black, white and red are the three colors that go together beautifully.
"..." Qi Mou leaned back and couldn't help laughing, "This."
He still has a black choker on his neck and shoulders, and the velvet belt hangs down slightly, which makes people really want to choker.
It was really hooked.
Qi Mou lowered his head slightly, and saw Yan Bushi, who was wearing a gray and white plaid uniform and a wide-leg skirt, dressed very youthfully on campus.
Under his strong resistance, Xiao Yan didn't wear much makeup, but wore... a wig with double ponytails, and a white mask, covering most of her face.
Qi Mou looked around and laughed out loud: "Sister?"
"Go...don't be joking." Yan Buzhi's voice trembled a little, his eyes moved aside, not daring to look at Qi Mou, and whispered, "I've become straighter."
Qi Mou laughed.
He was forced to wear high heels by the drama, so he was much taller than Yan Bushi who was wearing white canvas shoes.
"It's a young girl." Qi Mou pressed Yan Bushi to his chest with one hand and patted it.
Yan Bushi struggled to get out and ran away all at once.
"No chest." Qi Mou looked at his flat chest and spread his hands.
It's just that the back is a little cold, why are you still showing your back?
Perhaps Qi Mou was too tall, and the length of the skirt only reached above the knees, but this was already a plus size for women, so it could only make do with it.
Stepping on a pair of high heels, Qi Mou didn't know where to put his hands. He simulated a normal walking posture for a while before he went out from the dressing room.
Those three people had discussed for a long time what to do next, completely assuming that the machine next to them did not exist.
Qi Mou walked over step by step, the sound of high heels was very noticeable.
"Then let's help the machine first..." Si Si was saying with a serious face, when he saw Qi Mou out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly stopped.
Si Si was stunned for a long time, his face turned red instantly, and he covered his mouth and coughed loudly.
Qi Mou walked over, casually fished out the black hair stuck in his back, turned his head to look at Si Si who was coughing uncontrollably, and was puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Yan Buzhi smiled: "Ha, didn't you recognize it?"
Si Si finally stopped coughing, secretly raised his eyes to glance at Qi Mou, and started laughing again, while laughing, he raised his hand to let the rest of his long hair out behind his back.
The thinker asked solemnly: "Girl, what's your name?"
Qi Mou responded consciously: "Qi Qi."
Si Si clearly recognized that the person in front of him was Qi Mou, but he kept staring at him and smiling: "Okay, Xiao Qi."
The eyes are a bit weird.
Qi Mou looked uncomfortable, raised his eyebrows: "Put away your obscene appearance of a straight stallion."
"Yo." Joy folded his arms and teased, "Si Si likes bad girls."
Si Si couldn't help laughing, and quickly waved his hands back: "I'm just joking...!"
"Hmph, you just have a strange gene." Yan Bushi rolled his eyes.
"I think it's not just a strange gene that moved him." Drama looked Sisi up and down.
Qi Mou was quite surprised, he raised his heel to step on Si Si's knee, and was forced to lift a large piece of his skirt, questioning: "Isn't it you?"
Si Sideng blushed again, and quickly came over to help Qi Mou hold down the messy skirt: "You...! Pay attention...why are you doing this!"
Qi Mou felt the touch on his thigh, and looked down at the salty pig's hand in disbelief: "Si Si, you are here, what are you doing?"
Sis, who was kindly reminding him of his clothes, let go of his hand in fright, and tried in vain to defend: "You...you just..."
"Look, I'm afraid of you." Qi Mou chuckled, turned around, with the cute little Yan Xuemei in his right hand, and the beautiful drama queen in his left hand, very comfortable.
A few people walked out of the cross-dressing shop, and saw that there were more people on the inner street, almost all of them were women, and they also wore monitors on their heads.
Qi Mou asked drama: "What's the matter with you?"
Drama: "Not to mention, I want to ask M to get something that can travel through the world. Just after asking, he said that we must fulfill his wish before giving it."
Yan Bushi glanced sideways at Qi Mou: "If possible, we can help M by the way, for what you will do in the future."
Help M break through the psychological barrier and unseal the Paranoid City?
It is not a good idea to keep these people rescued by M here, they will be discovered by the mental image sooner or later.
While thinking, Qi Mou went to the city with the two of them.
A gust of wind suddenly blew through, lifting several thin skirts.
There was a feeling of being held down by a big hand on the side of the leg.
Qi Mou took a deep breath, staring dangerously at the owner of the hand.
Si Si blushed again, and took off his shirt to wrap it around Qi Mou's waist.
It is true that the dress chosen by the drama did not take Qi Mou's behavior habits and height into consideration.
But this partner who has always preferred to take care of women must have strange genes moving!
Qi Mou pushed the clothes away: "No matter how obscene you are, don't eat my women's clothes."
Si Si tried to defend awkwardly, trying to prove his original intention: "I...I..."
The drama smoothed things over, and pulled Qi Mou and Yan Bushi away with a smile.
The temporary task announcement machine over there—the machine, pointed to a large supermarket: "After entering, tell me what is sadness and what is joy. This is your first task."
It seems very simple, is it really so easy?
The machine took out two more utensils and handed them to them: "Sorrow and joy, dress separately, thank you."
Drama shakes the bottle: "What is this for?"
"Sorrow and joy."
Yan Bushi persuaded: "Don't communicate with people with broken hearts."
The mission was announced, and they looked at the towering supermarket building with advertising electronic screens on the walls, and stepped into the door.
The machines on both sides are not idle.
[A... female. 】
[A... female. 】
[A... female. 】
[A male, tested as a companion of three females, qualified, please enter the supermarket. 】
There were people coming and going in the large supermarket, and Si suddenly turned to the machine and said, "Can you turn off the monitors above their heads?"
If you break in here, you will be killed without a place to die.
The machine nodded: "Sorry, I forgot that you will die. This is used to monitor each other and prevent outsiders from invading."
With a bang, the surveillance lights above the heads of all passers-by were turned off. Some were surprised, while others were indifferent.
What to ask again, the machine can't make a fart, and the waste system, they can only grope for it by themselves.
As Qi Mou was walking, he heard someone crying, it seemed to be the person behind the shelf next door.
Sorrow and joy are related to people's emotions, so does crying count?
So he bent down, hid behind this row of shelves, and carefully moved the products in front of him, intending to see what was going on first.
He was about to watch it, but there was a familiar and warm feeling behind his legs.
Qi Mou was speechless and turned his head with a dark face.
Si Si pulled Qi Mou up: "I'll show you, what do you want to see?"
Qi Mou straightened up and asked, "What were you looking at just now?"
"I..." As if he had nothing to say, Si Si closed his eyes, "I..."
Speechless, unable to argue.
Qi Mou laughed twice: "I didn't expect it to be so obscene?"
Si Si quickly shook his head: "No... I think you stooped too deeply, and I'm afraid that your skirt..."
Qi Mou: "What did you really see just now?"
Sisi: "I didn't..."
Qi Mou lifted up his skirt generously: "Look at this?" Normal men's shorts were exposed.
Si Dun closed his eyes in fright, and hurriedly pressed Qi Mou's hand.
Qi Mou sneered: "Men's ones, square ones, black ones, you're really good at it."
Si Si had been forced into a trance by him, holding his forehead: "It's because your appearance is too deceptive..."
Qi Mou looked at himself: "You say I look like a woman?"
Si Si immediately regained his energy: "No! No, I absolutely did not mean to insult you, I am..."
It's been a long time without saying anything.
Qi Mou figured it out: "You like this type of woman"
Si Si fell into confusion again: "Yes, it's because you look so good at me... No, no, it's the girl who wants to protect me outside..."
Qi Mou spread his hands: "I didn't see you protecting any girl's skirt, don't do that again."
Si Si finally broke down completely: "There is no girl like you!"
"I don't know what's wrong with me." Qi Mou's tone was helpless, "Next time I see Ben, who has many girls, see if there is anyone who needs protection like me."
Both of them came over there, and Si Si was still arguing with Qi Mou.
Qi Mou saw the savior at once, and pointed out: "Then did you find that these two girls are also playing with their skirts?"
The drama has long been too hot, and the skirt is tucked in, revealing normal men's shorts.Yan Bushi almost took off his clothes directly.
Si Si turned his head, turned back immediately, folded his head and closed his eyes.
Qi Mou: "Do you know they are your brothers?"
Si Si's voice was desperate: "I know, the movements are too familiar."
Qi Mou: "And then?"
Si Si was in a daze: "If we are like this, can we really pass the inspection next time?"
Drama probably understood what was going on, and smiled and lifted his skirt to play.
Si Si staggered and almost fell to the ground: "...Put down the skirt...Put down..."
This look is very similar to a little knight who just came out of the training class. After listening to the protection of women and taking care of girls for several years, he turned around and found that the girl was full of enthusiasm, and the one who needed protection was actually himself.
Men who are too straight should protect themselves.
Seeing that Si Si had become stupid again, Juju reminded: "Didn't you understand? What Qi Mou meant was, why don't you come over and give me a click."
Si Si collapsed and shouted angrily: "...I'm sick!!!!!!"
It was too loud, and my ears hurt. The cry resounded throughout the supermarket. Many people looked over, and the crying from the neighbors stopped.
There was silence.
In order to ease the embarrassment, Si Si looked at Xiao Qi: "You just take care of them..."
The drama is unbelievable: "There is a difference between closeness and estrangement? Not enough affection? Don't give me a press?"
Si Si surrendered: "I... learn a lot from a fall."
Yan Bushi kicked Si Si's leg with a stinky face: "How can you help Qi Mou press it? Three times, I saw it."
Si Si was speechless, gradually regained his senses, and began to search.
Yan Bushi's face was a little weird, he stared at Si Si, and came over all at once to lift the skirts of Qi Mou and Juju!
Si Si pushed down Qi Mou's skirt with his backhand.
Qi Mou: "Oh?"
Si Si covered his face: "I... Shut... my hand..."
Drama tilted his head: "You seem to be by my side, your hands are really long and you can do it."
Si Si closed his eyes and didn't dare to say anything. He looked extremely embarrassed to cooperate with the switching of the supermarket's BGM.
Drama jokingly teased Si Si with his arm: "If you like Miss Qi Qi, just say so."
Si Si stared: "I, I..."
Si Si found that he couldn't play with these two flirtatious girls, so he gave up on himself: "Yes, yes, I just like bad women, go, go, go."
Qi Mou laughed: "This is self-defeating."
Si Si reluctantly pushed them away.
When the farce here subsided, the people behind the shelf next door started crying again.
It's really a tragicomedy with two parts, I will appear on the stage after you sing.
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