Zha Shou broke into the rivers and lakes
60. Busking
I glanced at Qu Ling and the two of them, and said helplessly: "We can't catch up, let's run away and get rid of the people behind."
Qu Ling's face was flushed red, she stared wide-eyed, "Stop chasing? Then what about our money?!"
Zuo Yin also turned his head to look at me, "Where can we live without money?!"
"It's winter now!"
"Sleeping on the street will definitely freeze to death!"
I gritted my teeth, waved my hand and said, "Don't you guys have a good way of getting money? Find a target later and get some broken silver. We'll make plans after tonight. It's no fun to chase now."
The two of them rolled their eyes and laughed. Before I could think about the meaning of their smiles, the two of them immediately turned around and rushed towards those strong men!
I was slightly taken aback, stopped quickly, and jumped speechlessly, "Tell you two to find the target, and you don't want to look for them! Don't you think it's not enough trouble?!"
He turned a deaf ear to my jumping and scolding, and with one uppercut and one sweep of his legs, he knocked those big guys to the ground, then touched them happily, took out three money bags in a row, and then took them away with satisfaction. Hand, happily jumped towards me.
"Smelly man, rich!"
"Smelly man, you have to put it away this time!"
"Smelly man, let's go to the hotel."
……
I grabbed the three purses, and I didn't know what expression to use to face them, "I told you to steal it, but you two went directly to grab it!"
"They've been chasing us, they're bad guys."
"Teach them a lesson."
Well, you win both.I don't want to reprimand any more, because I don't have the spirit, and if I say it, they will just ignore it and won't listen at all.I weighed the purse, and it seemed that there was enough money, so I said, "Let's go, find a place to stay."
The two of them walked in front very excitedly, and began to talk endlessly, completely immersed in the world of the two of them.I shook my head, I really didn't know how to live the days to come. Just as I was about to follow them, a big man came to his senses, grinning his teeth, with fierce eyes in his eyes, and glared at me, "Damn, I will definitely want you to look good. !"
In fact, in this sensitive period, I don't want to invite hatred, one Yi Xiongtian and one Wulin are enough for my busy work.So I thought for a while, and threw the two money bags in front of him, and said, "Brother, we have no other way out, so I made this decision. I think I borrowed this money from you, and I will definitely repay it in full in the future. Offended, please be magnanimous, brother, and don't care about it."
"Go away...damn it!"
Not having any money with me is really a worrying thing. In order to make money, I was half asleep and half awake thinking about it all night without any clue. Until the cock crowed, I jumped out of bed without hesitation and went straight to Qu Ling and Zuo Yin. s room.
After entering the door, I was taken aback for a moment, and then felt ashamed at the sleeping positions of these two.Neither of them took off their coats, and they were sleeping on their backs. The corner of Qu Ling's mouth was drooling, half of his buttocks were pressed on Zuo Yin's waist, and one foot was still stepping on Zuo Yin's calf.Zuo Yin was lying on his back in a "big" shape, with one hand resting on the edge of the bed, and the other happened to be covering Qu Ling's chest... Is it really okay for the two of them to do this?
I sighed, went to the bed and kicked Zuo Yin's feet, and shouted: "Get up, it's time to go."
Fortunately, these two people are full of energy, and they don't have the habit of staying in bed, and they can wake up just by yelling.Seeing him sitting up rubbing his sleepy eyes, I picked up the quilt on the floor and threw it on the bed, "Clean up and come down to eat." After saying that, I walked out of their room.
It was still dark outside, and there were already a few tables of people sitting in the restaurant downstairs. The winter chill was sent into the house along with the cold wind, causing many people to shiver.I have zhenqi body protection, so I don't feel much about the cold, so I just found a place to sit down, called Xiao Er to serve the food, and started to stare outside the house in a daze.
It was also winter when I left Huizhou, with heavy snow blowing outside and biting cold wind.I still remember that when I went out that day, I quarreled with Bai Huanyin. He laughed at me for not being able to use zhenqi to protect my body.A year has passed in the blink of an eye, and I am still wandering in a foreign country in winter, but the people around me are no longer the ones I love.
"Hey, stinky man, what are you in a daze for?"
"It's time to eat!" Zuo Yin waved his chopsticks in front of my eyes.
I squinted at these two people, once again feeling deeply saddened by my rough fate. Others walk in the rivers and lakes, either accompanied by beauties, or alone, traveling the world in style, while I dragged two noisy little ghosts along, and To worry about making a living, really... hey!
After breakfast, it was just dawn, and the morning mist had not yet cleared. Scattered figures appeared on the street, smoke rose from the stalls selling sesame seed cakes, and market vendors pushed their carts through the middle of the road.I yawned, sighed secretly how hard it is to make money, and walked out of the inn slowly.
Qu Ling Zuoyin and I walked aimlessly all morning. Whenever I met a businessman who set up a stall to make money, I would ask him how about we sell this?As a result, without exception, they were ridiculed by them.
Just when I was in distress, a burst of yelling suddenly came to my ears. I looked for the reputation and saw an acrobatic troupe not far away. Yo! Jianghe Acrobatic Troupe is performing for the first time in Liuzhou! It’s so wonderful, don’t miss it! If you have money, you can have a show, and if you don’t, you can have a solo show!”
After he yelled, a group of people quickly gathered around. Qu Ling and the others were born to like to be lively.I was not as interested as the two of them, so I just stood outside and watched casually for a while. Their performances were very simple, nothing more than breaking boulders in the chest, swallowing swords, dancing swords and playing monkeys.Before each show, the big man always has to talk a lot, what is an exclusive performance, what is unique, what is only once, don’t miss it... In short, I only have one feeling after watching it, there are more nonsense than performances, The monkey was the only one who was smart in the whole scene, and he was begging for money with a basin in the end, which was very attractive.
After the people from the acrobatic class left, the surrounding people gradually dispersed. Qu Ling and Zuo Yin were still in a state of intoxication, discussing non-stop, and their eyes kept turning around the monkey in the distance. , it is estimated that he can go with the monkey.
"Smelly! It's exciting, isn't it?!"
"Smelly man! I like the broken boulder on the chest the most. That uncle looks so strong!"
"Brother Zuo Yin, don't you think that monkey is also cute?"
"Yeah, its eyes are so magical!"
……
I never intervene in his venting conversations because there is no way to intervene.I looked at the acrobatic troupe that was gradually disappearing, and suddenly I was shocked, thinking of an excellent way to make money-acting acrobatics.
"Hey, don't talk about it, if you like, we can also perform." I interrupted him.
"What?! Bastard, you want to do acrobatics?!" Qu Ling widened her round eyes and looked at me in disbelief.
"Hahahaha, stinky man, don't go out and lose face, what can you do if you're like this?" Zuo Yin didn't hold back, and laughed directly while covering his stomach.
"He can play a bad guy!"
"Yes, yes, the smell travels thousands of miles, and people are scared away by him."
"Shut up, both of you!" I said angrily, "I'm talking to you seriously! Do you want to have food in the future? If you want to, you need money. Where does the money come from? Of course you have to earn it! Look at them The acrobatics performed, except for the monkey, there is nothing to watch, those dancing with knives and guns are all inconspicuous fists and embroidered legs, if you two compete in martial arts, will you not be as good as them?"
"We are better than them!"
Zuo Yin waved his hands disdainfully, "They also count as martial arts? How funny, hahaha..."
"Isn't this going to happen?" I said, "You guys are better at speaking and acting than they are. Do we still have to worry about losing money by making money? Besides, it doesn't cost anything."
The two were taken aback for a moment, and at the same time, they pouted their chins and fell into deep thought. Qu Ling seemed to be talking to himself, "That monkey just carried a lot of money."
Zuo Yin answered, "I also saw a bank note..."
Hearing this, Qu Ling suddenly raised his head, his eyes sparkled, "Smelly man, that's what we do!"
Performing acrobatics is indeed a low-cost job. We bought a bench, a hammer, and a gong at the market, and even if we have done all the preparations.I found a random place, set up a chair, beat the gong and yelled, "Come and see folks! Today's martial arts master Xiaoqu and Xiaozuolu passed by here, and specially performed to the folks. The content is rich and exciting." , don't miss it!"
"Hey! My gentleman, I think you are gentle and elegant. I think you must be a reader. You have been with books all year round. Maybe you are tired of it. Why don't you find some new tricks today and see the martial arts of these two children?" Learn your skills!"
"Big sister, big sister, don't rush away! Put down the vegetable basket, come and have a look, I guarantee you will be happy and forget your worries!"
After I yelled like this, a group of people gradually surrounded me.I flicked the gong casually, and performed some boxing and kicking skills, which immediately attracted cheers. I bowed to everyone and said with a smile: "I'm making a fool of myself! Actually, I only learned a little superficially. The real masters are these two people." Little baby, don't look at their young age, but they have been in the rivers and lakes for several years, they are used to bloody storms, and they have practiced good kung fu!"
"Oh~~?" Someone in the crowd made a suspicious sound.
I looked back at Qu Ling, winked at her, and immediately raised my voice and said, "Xiao Qu! Let the folks see the achievements of your cultivation in the past few years!"
After speaking, Qu Ling immediately jumped up, dancing back and forth in the middle of the crowd with a sword, pointing the blade of the sword at the crowd from time to time, causing many people to turn pale suddenly, and couldn't help applauding again and again after recovering.Qu Ling has a delicate figure and a graceful figure. When she dances, she will naturally have the unique softness of a woman. She smiles and picks up the hilt of her sword, which just cuts off the hem of Zuo Yin's clothes.The audience was slightly taken aback, and immediately clapped their hands and applauded: "Good swordsmanship!!"
Seeing this, Qu Ling immediately withdrew the sword and looked at Zuo Yin nervously, "Brother Zuo Yin! I didn't mean it! I didn't expect this sword to be so sharp!"
"Ah?!" Zuo Yin's expression changed, and he was very angry, "This is a new dress I just bought yesterday. How can you just cut it off?! It's all right now, it's broken in two!"
Qu Ling was in a hurry, "Brother Zuo Yin, I'll buy you another one, don't be angry, okay?"
Zuo Yin raised his eyebrows, "You buy it? Do you have the money to buy it?! Usually you can't even afford food, but now you have money to buy clothes?"
I looked at the two people who suddenly quarreled in a daze. Didn't I buy Zuo Yin's dress a long time ago?I've worn almost half of it by now.
years.Also, since I have known him for two years, I have never seen them quarreling, so it is too inexplicable to quarrel over such a trivial matter today!
Qu Ling's face was flushed red, she stared wide-eyed, "Stop chasing? Then what about our money?!"
Zuo Yin also turned his head to look at me, "Where can we live without money?!"
"It's winter now!"
"Sleeping on the street will definitely freeze to death!"
I gritted my teeth, waved my hand and said, "Don't you guys have a good way of getting money? Find a target later and get some broken silver. We'll make plans after tonight. It's no fun to chase now."
The two of them rolled their eyes and laughed. Before I could think about the meaning of their smiles, the two of them immediately turned around and rushed towards those strong men!
I was slightly taken aback, stopped quickly, and jumped speechlessly, "Tell you two to find the target, and you don't want to look for them! Don't you think it's not enough trouble?!"
He turned a deaf ear to my jumping and scolding, and with one uppercut and one sweep of his legs, he knocked those big guys to the ground, then touched them happily, took out three money bags in a row, and then took them away with satisfaction. Hand, happily jumped towards me.
"Smelly man, rich!"
"Smelly man, you have to put it away this time!"
"Smelly man, let's go to the hotel."
……
I grabbed the three purses, and I didn't know what expression to use to face them, "I told you to steal it, but you two went directly to grab it!"
"They've been chasing us, they're bad guys."
"Teach them a lesson."
Well, you win both.I don't want to reprimand any more, because I don't have the spirit, and if I say it, they will just ignore it and won't listen at all.I weighed the purse, and it seemed that there was enough money, so I said, "Let's go, find a place to stay."
The two of them walked in front very excitedly, and began to talk endlessly, completely immersed in the world of the two of them.I shook my head, I really didn't know how to live the days to come. Just as I was about to follow them, a big man came to his senses, grinning his teeth, with fierce eyes in his eyes, and glared at me, "Damn, I will definitely want you to look good. !"
In fact, in this sensitive period, I don't want to invite hatred, one Yi Xiongtian and one Wulin are enough for my busy work.So I thought for a while, and threw the two money bags in front of him, and said, "Brother, we have no other way out, so I made this decision. I think I borrowed this money from you, and I will definitely repay it in full in the future. Offended, please be magnanimous, brother, and don't care about it."
"Go away...damn it!"
Not having any money with me is really a worrying thing. In order to make money, I was half asleep and half awake thinking about it all night without any clue. Until the cock crowed, I jumped out of bed without hesitation and went straight to Qu Ling and Zuo Yin. s room.
After entering the door, I was taken aback for a moment, and then felt ashamed at the sleeping positions of these two.Neither of them took off their coats, and they were sleeping on their backs. The corner of Qu Ling's mouth was drooling, half of his buttocks were pressed on Zuo Yin's waist, and one foot was still stepping on Zuo Yin's calf.Zuo Yin was lying on his back in a "big" shape, with one hand resting on the edge of the bed, and the other happened to be covering Qu Ling's chest... Is it really okay for the two of them to do this?
I sighed, went to the bed and kicked Zuo Yin's feet, and shouted: "Get up, it's time to go."
Fortunately, these two people are full of energy, and they don't have the habit of staying in bed, and they can wake up just by yelling.Seeing him sitting up rubbing his sleepy eyes, I picked up the quilt on the floor and threw it on the bed, "Clean up and come down to eat." After saying that, I walked out of their room.
It was still dark outside, and there were already a few tables of people sitting in the restaurant downstairs. The winter chill was sent into the house along with the cold wind, causing many people to shiver.I have zhenqi body protection, so I don't feel much about the cold, so I just found a place to sit down, called Xiao Er to serve the food, and started to stare outside the house in a daze.
It was also winter when I left Huizhou, with heavy snow blowing outside and biting cold wind.I still remember that when I went out that day, I quarreled with Bai Huanyin. He laughed at me for not being able to use zhenqi to protect my body.A year has passed in the blink of an eye, and I am still wandering in a foreign country in winter, but the people around me are no longer the ones I love.
"Hey, stinky man, what are you in a daze for?"
"It's time to eat!" Zuo Yin waved his chopsticks in front of my eyes.
I squinted at these two people, once again feeling deeply saddened by my rough fate. Others walk in the rivers and lakes, either accompanied by beauties, or alone, traveling the world in style, while I dragged two noisy little ghosts along, and To worry about making a living, really... hey!
After breakfast, it was just dawn, and the morning mist had not yet cleared. Scattered figures appeared on the street, smoke rose from the stalls selling sesame seed cakes, and market vendors pushed their carts through the middle of the road.I yawned, sighed secretly how hard it is to make money, and walked out of the inn slowly.
Qu Ling Zuoyin and I walked aimlessly all morning. Whenever I met a businessman who set up a stall to make money, I would ask him how about we sell this?As a result, without exception, they were ridiculed by them.
Just when I was in distress, a burst of yelling suddenly came to my ears. I looked for the reputation and saw an acrobatic troupe not far away. Yo! Jianghe Acrobatic Troupe is performing for the first time in Liuzhou! It’s so wonderful, don’t miss it! If you have money, you can have a show, and if you don’t, you can have a solo show!”
After he yelled, a group of people quickly gathered around. Qu Ling and the others were born to like to be lively.I was not as interested as the two of them, so I just stood outside and watched casually for a while. Their performances were very simple, nothing more than breaking boulders in the chest, swallowing swords, dancing swords and playing monkeys.Before each show, the big man always has to talk a lot, what is an exclusive performance, what is unique, what is only once, don’t miss it... In short, I only have one feeling after watching it, there are more nonsense than performances, The monkey was the only one who was smart in the whole scene, and he was begging for money with a basin in the end, which was very attractive.
After the people from the acrobatic class left, the surrounding people gradually dispersed. Qu Ling and Zuo Yin were still in a state of intoxication, discussing non-stop, and their eyes kept turning around the monkey in the distance. , it is estimated that he can go with the monkey.
"Smelly! It's exciting, isn't it?!"
"Smelly man! I like the broken boulder on the chest the most. That uncle looks so strong!"
"Brother Zuo Yin, don't you think that monkey is also cute?"
"Yeah, its eyes are so magical!"
……
I never intervene in his venting conversations because there is no way to intervene.I looked at the acrobatic troupe that was gradually disappearing, and suddenly I was shocked, thinking of an excellent way to make money-acting acrobatics.
"Hey, don't talk about it, if you like, we can also perform." I interrupted him.
"What?! Bastard, you want to do acrobatics?!" Qu Ling widened her round eyes and looked at me in disbelief.
"Hahahaha, stinky man, don't go out and lose face, what can you do if you're like this?" Zuo Yin didn't hold back, and laughed directly while covering his stomach.
"He can play a bad guy!"
"Yes, yes, the smell travels thousands of miles, and people are scared away by him."
"Shut up, both of you!" I said angrily, "I'm talking to you seriously! Do you want to have food in the future? If you want to, you need money. Where does the money come from? Of course you have to earn it! Look at them The acrobatics performed, except for the monkey, there is nothing to watch, those dancing with knives and guns are all inconspicuous fists and embroidered legs, if you two compete in martial arts, will you not be as good as them?"
"We are better than them!"
Zuo Yin waved his hands disdainfully, "They also count as martial arts? How funny, hahaha..."
"Isn't this going to happen?" I said, "You guys are better at speaking and acting than they are. Do we still have to worry about losing money by making money? Besides, it doesn't cost anything."
The two were taken aback for a moment, and at the same time, they pouted their chins and fell into deep thought. Qu Ling seemed to be talking to himself, "That monkey just carried a lot of money."
Zuo Yin answered, "I also saw a bank note..."
Hearing this, Qu Ling suddenly raised his head, his eyes sparkled, "Smelly man, that's what we do!"
Performing acrobatics is indeed a low-cost job. We bought a bench, a hammer, and a gong at the market, and even if we have done all the preparations.I found a random place, set up a chair, beat the gong and yelled, "Come and see folks! Today's martial arts master Xiaoqu and Xiaozuolu passed by here, and specially performed to the folks. The content is rich and exciting." , don't miss it!"
"Hey! My gentleman, I think you are gentle and elegant. I think you must be a reader. You have been with books all year round. Maybe you are tired of it. Why don't you find some new tricks today and see the martial arts of these two children?" Learn your skills!"
"Big sister, big sister, don't rush away! Put down the vegetable basket, come and have a look, I guarantee you will be happy and forget your worries!"
After I yelled like this, a group of people gradually surrounded me.I flicked the gong casually, and performed some boxing and kicking skills, which immediately attracted cheers. I bowed to everyone and said with a smile: "I'm making a fool of myself! Actually, I only learned a little superficially. The real masters are these two people." Little baby, don't look at their young age, but they have been in the rivers and lakes for several years, they are used to bloody storms, and they have practiced good kung fu!"
"Oh~~?" Someone in the crowd made a suspicious sound.
I looked back at Qu Ling, winked at her, and immediately raised my voice and said, "Xiao Qu! Let the folks see the achievements of your cultivation in the past few years!"
After speaking, Qu Ling immediately jumped up, dancing back and forth in the middle of the crowd with a sword, pointing the blade of the sword at the crowd from time to time, causing many people to turn pale suddenly, and couldn't help applauding again and again after recovering.Qu Ling has a delicate figure and a graceful figure. When she dances, she will naturally have the unique softness of a woman. She smiles and picks up the hilt of her sword, which just cuts off the hem of Zuo Yin's clothes.The audience was slightly taken aback, and immediately clapped their hands and applauded: "Good swordsmanship!!"
Seeing this, Qu Ling immediately withdrew the sword and looked at Zuo Yin nervously, "Brother Zuo Yin! I didn't mean it! I didn't expect this sword to be so sharp!"
"Ah?!" Zuo Yin's expression changed, and he was very angry, "This is a new dress I just bought yesterday. How can you just cut it off?! It's all right now, it's broken in two!"
Qu Ling was in a hurry, "Brother Zuo Yin, I'll buy you another one, don't be angry, okay?"
Zuo Yin raised his eyebrows, "You buy it? Do you have the money to buy it?! Usually you can't even afford food, but now you have money to buy clothes?"
I looked at the two people who suddenly quarreled in a daze. Didn't I buy Zuo Yin's dress a long time ago?I've worn almost half of it by now.
years.Also, since I have known him for two years, I have never seen them quarreling, so it is too inexplicable to quarrel over such a trivial matter today!
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