Counterattack Male God Notes [Quick Transmigration]
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As soon as Zizi was cold, he felt a chill behind his back. It was the first time that he despised his IQ so much.
"It's not good, it's not good, don't look at it, what's the boss' order?" The dog-legged Jiang Xia stepped forward obediently, and helped Jiang Xiangdong up.
Just as Jiang Xiangdong got up, An Ketan, who was always at a disadvantage, was thinking that he wanted to get back the place, so he pointed at the two of them, "Hey, you two, especially you! Jiang Xiangdong, come here, don't Go, if you want to go, drink up this bottle of wine!" Although An Ketan was referring to a bottle of red wine, Jiang Xiangdong had drunk a lot before and was six or seven points drunk, so he called Jiang Xia here.
"Otherwise, let your assistant drink this bottle of wine." He pointed to the half bottle of white wine next to him, and Jiang Xia's face turned pale when he saw it.
He doesn't know how to drink, he can get drunk after drinking a bottle of beer, and drinking a bottle... No!Half a bottle is enough to get drunk all day!He doesn't drink!
Then he looked at Jiang Xiangdong pitifully.
Jiang Xiangdong didn't intend to let Jiang Xia drink alcohol, because he just wanted a driver to take him back. If he was drunk, he couldn't leave. If he couldn't leave, he would really be unconscious after a while. It's not good to wait to say something.Although we are all friends, we are also competitors at the same time!
So, he took the bottle of wine, and he was completely drunk!
Then I forgot an important point!
Jiang Xia wanted to cry, but the boss wanted him to take him home, but where is his home? !He passed out before he even said it!
"Well, everyone, where is the boss's house?" Jiang Xia asked tremblingly. After all, a group of big bosses are looking at you, and you will probably feel very... Nima, what should I do if he wants to go to the toilet again?
When he finally stopped a car, yes!He went to take a taxi!
Although there is the owner's luxury car in the parking garage, the problem is:
1. He doesn't have a driver's license, so it would be great if he was spot-checked!
2. The boss drives a luxury car. If he accidentally gets it, hehe, he won’t be able to pay for it if he sells it!
3. Three more, the reason is enough, and he can still afford to pay tens of dollars soon.
The process of getting the key out of the boss was another tearful experience. He rummaged through the boss's pockets and bags but couldn't find it, and was slapped several times by the boss!
Nima, it hurts to death!After all, the boss is "high-ranking and powerful". Even if he is drunk, he can't bear others to touch him. As a result, Jiang Xia looked around for a long time before he saw something next to him. He opened the lid and took a look. Nima, that is A fingerprint lock!
Sure enough, advanced!
——Boss, I was wrong, I shouldn't use the mind of the poor to speculate on your mind, I was wrong!In the future, I will definitely increase my thinking infinitely to your point of view before starting to think again!You don't have to waste 10 minutes at the door so stupidly, and you still have to beat me and sweat profusely.
I finally entered the door, and I felt a refreshing coolness as soon as I entered the door!
Damn it, the boss is the boss, and no one in the house is turning on the air conditioner, so the electricity bill is the same as that of a free one!
Then he slumped the drunken boss onto the bed, it was so hard, so hard!
Looking back on the tortuous process tonight, I almost feel bitter tears.
Jiang Xia was exhausted, he was sweating profusely, and now he needed to wash his face, take a shower or something, but he was about to turn around.
The corner of the clothes was pulled!
☆、President, you are so annoying
Boss, when you are awake, I am like a horse, now you are asleep, can you calm down for a while!
Jiang Xia's heart is broken. Although he doesn't have a cleanliness addiction, because if he had a cleanliness addiction, when he was in college, he would spend all day on the bed doing this and that. The bed was like a pig's nest, and no one could stand it, but now he is sticky all over his body. Stuck under the air conditioner, apart from the chill when he just entered the door, it was just a gust of wind, he needed to digest it properly.
Therefore, it is impossible for the sleeping boss to know Jiang Xia's mental activities. Knowing this, Jiang Xia bared her teeth and claws like an idiot on Jiang Xiangdong's face and did all kinds of actions that she would never dare to do in the past. Excited, Jiang Xiangdong muttered and turned his face to the side, which was no different than Jiang Xia's by ten centimeters.Jiang Xia, who was committing crimes below, was already in fear, but when she was frightened, she fell to the ground.
Oh my god, it hurts me to death!
Jiang Xia rubbed his butt, and was about to pull the hem of his clothes out, but before he exhausted all his strength, the boss turned over, and he dared not move.He had no choice but to get up, carefully trying to push the boss to the center of the big bed, and then took the opportunity to pull out a corner of his shirt.
It is absolutely true that drunk people are heavier!
Jiang Xia Nuo had worked so hard, and finally succeeded, he smiled happily, and got up to leave, but trouble came again.
"Water...water..." Jiang Xia suddenly felt that he was actually an old woman, and went to the kitchen resignedly, but was blinded by the high-end kitchen. There were all pots and pans, all clean as new, but the problem Yes, there seems to be no one in there, where is the kettle?After rummaging through boxes and cabinets for a long time, he passed by the refrigerator, and with a flash of inspiration, he opened the English brand of Yishuier to see which mineral water, Jiang Xia secretly estimated that it was about ten yuan a bottle?
He didn't care, thinking that after working so much tonight, the boss slept soundly, and now he is hungry and thirsty.So, he took out a bottle, unscrewed the cap and drank half of the bottle.I just feel sweet and delicious, refreshing and cool.
Hehe, the so-called ignorant is fearless.If he knew the price of this water, he probably would never drink it so recklessly, at least he would feel guilty.
Then, he took a shower, put on his pants, and went into the bedroom topless.He put the shirt in the coldest part of the air conditioner, and planned to blow it on for half an hour. It was almost dry, and he could go home after wearing it.
Take a shower and turn on the air conditioner, it's a joy in the world!Couldn't be more fun!
He took the new water and handed it to the boss with a vicious voice. I guess Jiang Xia dared to take this rare opportunity to vent his anger for many days, "Jiangdong, water is coming! Get up and drink, if you don't drink, I will leave Yes! I count one, two, three."
"one two three! "Jiang Xia got up from the bed, put the water on the bedside table, and was about to leave. Someone behind him was clamoring for water, so he opened the lid, lifted the general Xiangdong with a sigh, passed the water up, drank a few He felt that it was almost enough, so he took the water away and put it aside. As a result, he didn't drink enough, Jiang Xia turned to put the water, and a drunk man also turned sideways, waiting for Jiang Xia to react , Jiang Xiangdong has already touched him. Originally he could have pushed him away, but at this moment his upper body was on the top, and the other party was wearing a shirt that had been in the air conditioner for a long time and became cold from the air-conditioning. Jiang Xia was shocked and slowed down. With one shot, Jiang Xiangdong's gravity was pressed, and he fell down on the bed unexpectedly.
"Ah, your sister!"
Jiang Xia screamed, and the person on top of him slapped Jiang Xia's chest in a loud slap, Jiang Xia screamed and was slapped back!The first is that I was scared, and the second is that the position of the film was wrong!
He directly took pictures of his chest, which is a bit uncomfortable, did you just take pictures casually!
This is actually not the point!The point is!
Jiang Xia rubbed his waist, fell off the bed at this moment, and was still pressed on the ground, his waist...waist!The most serious thing in the disaster area is his waist, and the point is that he can't get up to see if he is hurt. It's just a burst of pain. Get up, so even kneading is impossible.
"Boss, boss, Brother Jiang, I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have done the above, I shouldn't have done these things, can you have a lot of adults, get up and down, the small waist is about to break, you shouldn't Don't you have the heart to do that? Where do you go to find such a handy assistant? You won't be a nympho, and there is a system to help you as an ox..."
After talking halfway, the system that had been silent for a long time finally couldn't help but say, "Host, please don't mention my existence in front of outsiders. If the second person finds out, you will face the situation of being obliterated." After 012 finished speaking coldly, Jiang Xia was taken aback, "The second one? Why don't you just..."
It was only halfway through that I realized, "Haha, you are not human!"
This sentence was said by Jiang Xia, because the two of them got close, the big boss who wanted to sleep at the moment was wayward, and slapped him again, this time right in the heart!
It slapped Jiang Xia's face accurately, with a ringing sound!
Jiang Xia was blinded for a moment and stayed for a while.By the time he reacted, he was already terrified!
Hey, boss, where do you put your hands? Hey!
The author has something to say: catching insects~
☆、President, you are so annoying
Early the next morning, when Jiang Xiangdong woke up slowly after rubbing his extremely aching head from the hangover, he suddenly heard a groan, which seemed to be very close to him.
His body froze, a woman climbed into his bed while he was drunk, and then came to rely on his work.But this thought just flashed by. It's not like he hasn't touched a woman's body before, so how could he be so panicked, with bones all over his body.
He opened his eyes and found that most of himself was pressed against one body.The upper body of this body is bare-naked, and the chest is extremely flat. At first glance, it is not a woman. If you look closely, you will find a few light red marks on the other party's slender neck. He doubts it because of these marks. The experienced Jiang Xiangdong probably knows what it is, but his reason is very clear, and he is unwilling to accept his emotions, so he is just guessing.
Just when he was in a large amount, Jiang Xia, who was oppressed by him, moved and slowly opened his eyes.Jiang Xiangdong was taken aback for a moment, then immediately moved his body away and stood up.At this time, Jiang Xia also woke up. The reaction of people who just woke up is relatively slow. Jiang Xia's mind is still in a daze, but the pain in his body made him naturally reach out and rub his waist. He muttered "pain", although it was vague, but there were one or two sentences that could be heard.
Jiang Xiangdong followed the opponent's hand and looked down. The opponent's pants were baggy, and most of the blue and white striped underwear underneath was exposed, which looked very ambiguous.
This this……
In the 32 years before Jiang Xiangdong, he never felt that he was gay, and he would like men. He was confused in the early days, but it was only limited to women, and there were some men and women among friends. But he was very disdainful.But everything today seemed a bit beyond his imagination.
When Jiang Xia came to his senses, he found that the boss was sitting by the bed and looking at him, his expression... seemed unfathomable.
His first reaction was, what's wrong?What did I do wrong?
Second reaction, cheating, last night!
Yes, Jiang Xia recalled last night.The drunk boss not only kept beating him, but even touched him in the later stage, and called a woman's name in his mouth. Jiang Xia was not angry at all, after all, he was not gay and liked the boss.But if he can stop fumbling his hands and gnawing his mouth while reading, he will definitely be calmer.
Thinking of this, Jiangxi's hands and feet were quick, and he wanted to get up and go to the toilet to rinse his mouth, but an inaudible voice sounded behind him, "Where are you going?"
Jiang Xia can't say that he is going to the toilet to rinse his mouth, Orz!
"No, no, I just want to go to the bathroom." As a result, Jiang Xia didn't dare to guess what the boss was thinking, so she stood there trembling, afraid that the other party would remember what he did last night, and what the boss himself did , no matter which one is embarrassing enough.
"Aren't you going to the toilet? Are you in no hurry?"
"It doesn't seem to be that urgent, haha, boss, you talk first, you talk first."
"I was drunk last night, did I do anything?"
Jiang Xia froze, what can he say, how dare he say it, how hard it is for him to be taken advantage of, is he ashamed to say that he was taken advantage of as a woman, paralyzed.
"No, Boss, you look so good when you're drunk. You fell asleep obediently and didn't move at all, but you're quiet now." Yes, it's quiet now. It moved, Jiang Xia almost howled last night, and waited for a long time in the middle of the night before falling asleep in a daze, still unsteady.
Looking at the other party's insincere expression, Jiang Xiangdong knew that something must have happened. Looking at the sporadic marks on the other party's upper body, Jiang Xia held the belt in one hand and rubbed the back of the waist with the other. How do you see his movements? How to make people daydream.
Jiang Xiangdong's face was livid, he secretly hated those people who poured him alcohol, thinking that the next meeting would make them unable to eat, and he didn't know what he did last night.
Jiang Xia looked at the boss with a livid face, he was also scared to death, the room was quiet, only the slight drumming noise of the air conditioner.
"You go back first, I will call you if something happens, you go back and rest for a few days, and come back when you feel better." Jiang Xia was startled, thinking that she was hallucinating, she was stunned for a long time before she realized what was going on, and she hadn't left the room yet. Then the voice came back again, "If you're like this, you should go to the hospital."
Jiang Xia replied, sure, what if the waist is disabled.
But just after taking a few more steps, he came again, "...don't go."
"As you go."
Jiang Xia didn't understand what the boss was struggling with. In short, he took the shirt that had been dried a long time ago and put it on his body, and immediately slipped away. The action was the fastest he could do now.
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☆、President, you are so annoying
After Jiang Xia went back, she stayed in bed for a day, and went to catch up on sleep. Although the house at home is small, there are no annoying orders from the Jedi.Jiang Xia resolutely turned off everything that can communicate with the outside world, such as mobile phones and computers, to prevent others from harassing him.
I spent a whole night of tossing around last night, and I even broke my old waist, and I haven't paid anything in return. I only have a few days of vacation, so the gain outweighs the gain!Although the boss said nicely that he would come when he was about to come, how could he dare to work as a wage earner? He planned to go to work the day after tomorrow, go to the hospital tomorrow, and get a good night's sleep today.
This sleep went straight into the night, and when I woke up, my chest was hungry, I looked at the things in the refrigerator, and immediately called the system, and the system possessed me, so I can grab what I want to eat.
Jiang Xia looked at the ingredients he bought last night, and took a portion of spare ribs, a few eggs, tofu, and mushrooms. He thought it would be enough for one person.
Then he began to order the menu confidently, "Egg fried rice, I want the golden egg fried rice! I want sweet and sour pork ribs, and I want tofu and mushroom soup. Serve quickly!"
System: "..." It has encountered all kinds of hosts before. Thinking about it, it's not bad, at least it didn't let it kill and set fire.So the system comforted itself like this.The system is an advanced intelligent system, so even if the tone is mechanical, it is only because Jiang Xia's level is not enough.
Cut the ribs into half-cooked, add salt and soy sauce, marinate and fry them twice, sauté chopped green onion and minced ginger in the oil pan, add tomato sauce, water, soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, and cooking wine to the ribs, and use a small The soup made by the fire is rich, the pork ribs are tasty, and the green onions are sprinkled. The color is attractive, and the smell is sweet and sour, which makes the index finger move.
If it wasn't for the system's possession, Jiang Xia would have wished to be separated - come out and eat while the system cooks.
Cut the tofu into pieces, and the white mushroom Jiangxia didn’t look at carefully when she bought it. I bought half a catty of them at a special price and tore them into strips. When the soup was about to be cooked, Jiangxia’s desire to eat It was too strong, so the system that was concentrating on cooking was almost robbed of control, and the soup splashed on the hand, and the soup bowl was almost finished. Fortunately, the system stabilized the hand.
The rice has not been cooked yet, the system dare not go on strike, because of the willfulness of the host, Jiang Xia's shameless system agrees.Jiang Xia broke into a cold sweat, if she was really angry, Orz would have lost her future meal!If you can't bear it, you will make a big mess.
For Jiang Xia, fried rice with eggs seems to be a mixture of eggs and rice, and then put in a pile of salt and MSG, stir fry a few times, but I don’t know why, he made it himself, and it always burnt, plus a piece of rice Tasteless, one piece was too salty.
He watched as the system crushed the leftover rice, then stirred it into the egg mixture, cut the mushrooms and radishes into cubes, and then fried the rice in the pan to overtake it. Because it was a system, it was easy to lift the pan, and the rice After tossing in the air a few times, it was completely even. Jiang Xia was directly shocked by this skill, and the seasoning seemed to have eyes.
Jiang Xia asked the question in his heart, "Do you know the amount without looking at the seasoning?"
The system despises lightly, "I can feel the weight."
Jiang Xia: What a cool skill Orz
Jiang Xia took a sip, no surprises, it was so delicious that people don't want it, just after taking the first bite, I couldn't help but take the second bite, stuffing my mouth slowly before I was able to savor it slowly, and after eating a piece of thick The delicious pork ribs, and a mouthful of hot and sticky vegetable soup, couldn't be more delicious.
He slept soundly during the day, and Jiang Xia held Wu Wen's business computer to play games at night. He hadn't used it for a long time, and his hands were a little rusty.At first he wanted to log in to his account, but was told that it was an empty account. Jiang Xia was disappointed for a while, and then registered a new one. While rubbing his waist, he fought fiercely with others.
The next day, Jiang Xia could barely get up.Because he had so much fun at night and turned on the air conditioner, his waist was going to be stiff, and he had to exercise a few times at home with the pain in his head before he forced himself to go out.As a result, after getting into the taxi, the driver looked at him with a blank face, shook his head, and didn't know what he was thinking.
Jiang Xia's face was inexplicably sad and indignant, and she thought to herself: What a bad expression you have, I can play games well!
As for what Jiang Xia thinks the driver is thinking, well, there is a saying called measuring the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.If Jiang Xia didn't know too much, how could he feel that the driver was thinking about this?
So the girls in his former class always looked at him with strange eyes, and then chatted excitedly together. Of course Jiang Xia knew what they were doing YY, thinking that sometimes he would watch it by himself occasionally, but it was just with him. Girls think differently, he thinks it's just to complain!What kind of boys and girls, what kind of human-beast play, he is always surprised by the powerful brains of girls.
Over time, I naturally understood something... well!
Standing in the queue for a long time at the hospital, the doctor asked him to take an X-ray, but he waited there for several hours, seeing a bunch of people jumping in line, Jiang Xia almost wanted to rush up and yell at them : Fuck you, sister, didn't you see that I, the wounded, was dying here, and walked through a woolen back door!
But Jiang Xia claimed to be a civilized person, so he had to bear these vulgar words in his heart.It is estimated that if Jiang Xia's former friends knew about his current inner activities, they would spit out a mouthful of water, the biggest joke of this century!Ha ha!
But the final result is still good, Jiang Xia's waist is just twisted, there is no bigger problem, as long as you have a good rest, find someone to massage when you have time, Wu Wen is working hard outside alone, where can I get someone to give it to me? I massaged myself, so I had to go to the store to spend some money to relieve the pain in the future.
Originally, Jiang Xia planned to go to work tomorrow, but after thinking about the doctor's advice, he decided to continue to shut down the phone and sleep for another day.Who made the doctor say earnestly: Young man, young people should have a good rest, so as not to fall into the root of the disease in the future.
Well, just do it.Take a good day of recuperation, and don't bother him during this day.
Anyway, it was made by the boss, if you go to work the day after tomorrow, you can't blame him!He was also taken advantage of!And it was treated as a woman!
But who is that woman?
Ex-girlfriend?Be sad?So you haven't found someone yet?
Jiang Xia slowly fell asleep amidst the boss' gossip.
In the dream, Jiang Xia was eaten tofu again, this time, he turned into a woman!
The author has something to say: [It is estimated that there will be another Orz tonight. .I don’t know if I can make it to 3 before [-] o’clock tomorrow, little angels give me some encouragement and support, leave a message if you have time, and bookmark if you don’t have time, okay? (づ ̄[-] ̄)づ】
Lunjia Xinwen asks for support~~
On the baptism day of the empire, first he awakened the innate mysterious magic circle, which made people amazed; then he lost his companion fighting spirit, which made people disappointed. He first ascended to heaven and then fell to hell, and then he used his life to achieve another person's future...
If it weren't for that mysterious encounter, his life would probably be turned upside down...
On the journey of martial arts, with martial arts as the mind and fighting as the soul, fight with others, with yourself, and with the sky!
For Al, who everyone despises growth, strength is the only thing he can hold in his hands!
What would happen to a person who came from a peaceful age and suddenly transmigrated into a turbulent age?
What would happen to an omega who was about to get married if he suddenly transmigrated to the end of the world?
Is it dependent on others?Or self-improvement?
Xia Mi said that as a new era omega, he is a pure man through and through!What a hero to rely on others to be a small dodder plant!No matter how it drips, it has to grow into a towering giant tree for people to enjoy the shade!
But... how to break the executive power?
Xiao Gong said: Don't worry about execution or anything else, you just need to give me a cool... that's enough.
Xia Mi was angry: How could that be possible!If it's me, I'll take you!
Xiao Gong: ... Good!
In short, this is the struggle of an omega that travels through time and space.
[These two books are probably not V, please give me some support and encouragement~ Collect them and collect them~ If the collection increases today, I will go all out and double it even better~~]
☆、President, you are so annoying
After that night, Jiang Xia was not used to the way of getting along with the boss.He felt that there was nothing wrong with being taken advantage of by being treated as another woman, and the point was that he was a man, so what advantage could he take advantage of? I didn't forget to think about this matter at all, I just felt that the boss seemed to have changed his gender, and Jiang Xia suddenly couldn't handle it.
For example, when going to work in the morning, Linda would send a bunch of documents to Jiang Xia, who is also Wu Wen, for translation. Before noon, she had to show the important ones to the boss.Every time that stack of documents, Jiang Xia was terrified. In the past, Xiangdong would be merciless and thrown directly to him, asking him to complete it by a certain time. Not only would he not relax the request, but he would even punish.
According to what Jiang Xiangdong thinks, if you are given a salary, if you can't become a character, what is your value?Why should I pay you?So many people can't find a job, can't they change?
However, recently it has become.
"Kevin, how many documents are there today?"
Jiang Xia thought that the boss was making random checks, so he counted the number, drooping his brows, "Seven copies."
Then the person on the opposite side pondered for a while, checked the work at hand, and moved away the unimportant ones first, "Well, give me two copies, I'm not very busy today, let me read two copies." On the first day, Jiang Xia was flattered, really Thinking that the boss had nothing to do, he happily handed over the document holding both hands.
The next day, still.
On the third day, still.
Jiang Xia panicked. What happened? Why did the boss who took pleasure in exploiting people become another person? Could it be that he was possessed by something?
In the past, Jiang Xia never believed it, but after his own experiments, it turned out that there was really such a thing as possession.So he was skeptical and wanted to test it out, but he didn't have the courage.
Therefore, when the boss asked again, Jiang Xia refused tremblingly, saying that the workload was not heavy and he would not bother the boss.Since Jiang Xia doesn't think there are many, Jiang Xiangdong actually still has a job, so he is happy and relaxed.
Another example is eating.
One time Jiang Xia woke up late and forgot to bring meals.The former boss had a cold face. Although he didn't reprimand him, the air pressure in the office dropped so badly that Jiang Xia was shivering inside.Sure enough, the coercion of the superior is terrible.
So just when he thought he was going to accept it again, things took a sharp turn.
Not only didn't the boss reprimand him, he didn't have a cold face, but he waved his hand, indicating to take him out to eat.He thought it was still a canteen, but he came to a restaurant with a signboard in letters he couldn't understand. After entering, the decoration was elegant and grand, the waiters were uniformly dressed and behaved well, and the piano accompaniment and violin perfectly blended together, creating an atmosphere for the interior. A romantic atmosphere.
Although Jiang Xia was excited at the time, she was a little uneasy when she calmed down. Why did she come to a place where there are couples and groups?It's embarrassing, two big men come to eat!
If you scan the past, there are handsome men and beautiful women eating, what's going on with these two men!Jiang Xia will never pretend to be smart and think that the boss likes him or something, anyone with long eyes can see the discomfort and embarrassment on the boss's face, okay?
The most embarrassing thing is the sudden explanation from the boss, "The food here is pretty good." Especially the atmosphere is not right!
So, this is another unknown mystery!
Also, in the past, sometimes I worked overtime until very late, but now Jiang Xia almost always leaves work normally; occasionally, I would ask about my health, and occasionally...
Jiang Xia's whole body is not well!
He felt terrible. He felt that the days had been very nourishing recently. In fact, he was very satisfied, but he was afraid that the boss had some conspiracy, so he lived in fear.If not, one of life's great pleasures.
Jiang Xia: 012, with your extraordinary intuition, what conspiracy do you think the boss has?
System: Host, please correct me, I am an artificial intelligence, your level is not enough, I don't have intuition yet.
Jiang Xia: ...
What is the level ah wow!
System: It is the level you have succeeded, one level at a time.
Jiang Xia: I want to die, I have spent a long time on this level, has it been a month? !
System: To be exact, it is one month and eleven days.
Jiang Xia: ...
At this time, Xiangdong answered a call.Generally speaking, the boss will not answer personal calls during working hours, unless it is someone very important, such as family members.
"I'm at work... I don't have time..." Jiang Xiangdong has a habit when he encounters a problem, which Jiang Xia has observed for more than a month, that is, he will unconsciously tap his fingers on the table. Have you encountered any problems, and the family is embarrassing him again?Every time his personal phone rang during working hours, he looked embarrassed.
"How about in the future... I really don't have time, I have a lot of contracts to sign, and the time is very tight... Mom, be reasonable, I want to work!" He sighed, it seemed that the person on the phone said something , the boss compromised, "Okay, I'll make a call later, take a look at it some time, that's it, hang up."
"Boss, what is this?" Jiang Xia asked cautiously. In the past, he would never have dared to, but recently the way they get along has undergone great changes, so Jiang Xia is a little bolder, and sometimes he will tell the boss A few words about things outside of work.However, you have to be careful.
Jiang Xiangdong looked at the watch in his hand, Jiang Xia also looked at the clock, it was 12:17, it was time for lunch, "I want to go out for a while, you should rest too, answer the phone for me, um, I gone."
After speaking, he took the suit on the chair and draped it over his hands, rubbing his brows, as if there was something embarrassing for him.Sighing again, he walked out with long legs.
Jiang Xia watched him off, thinking in a daze, this time it's Xie Ting again?I came here a few times, answered the phone a few times, and only compromised twice. It seems that they are all the boss's mother?It seems to be very important.
Well, it doesn't seem to be his business, let's finish this and go eat.It just so happens that the system made a lot of delicious food today, and I have it all by myself, awesome!
When he finished translating the document with great difficulty, he stretched his waist and opened the lunch box. The smell of the food wafted in the room. He moved his index finger and took a few mouthfuls. Before he could swallow it, the phone rang.
Jiang Xia tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth, and glanced at the atmospheric black high-grade wall clock hanging on the wall, 13:10
I took out my phone and looked, ohmygod!This is for Mao!Can't you let him have a good rest!He is so conscientious, can't he rest?
Jiang Xia screamed in his heart, and wailed decisively. Anyway, there was no one else here except him.Other than them, the boss's office had to knock on the door if anyone came in, and the sound insulation was absolutely excellent, so he wasn't afraid!
But, why not!
The person appointed by Jiang Xia picked up the phone, sighed in his heart, and tried to be as happy and normal as possible, "Hey, boss, do you have anything to explain?"
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☆、President, you are so annoying
A familiar voice came from the phone, Jiang Xia sighed when he heard it, what is this called, lunch break, lunch break! !
It seems that the bosses in the world are generally black, and they really enjoy exploiting employees. Recently, he actually thought that the boss had changed his temper. It seemed that it was his illusion, and he shouldn't.
"Kevin, how many times have you been in love?" The other party went straight to the point and asked a question, which shocked Jiang Xia into a frenzy.
Jiang Xia was not very willing at first, so while holding the phone, poking the rice with chopsticks in her hand, she was so surprised by the boss's question that she almost dropped the phone, what the hell!How can a person like the boss suddenly care about the private life of the employee, and he has something to go out? It's only been less than an hour, and it's not impossible to finish the job. Why did he suddenly ask him this question.
And it can be said that this question touched Jiang Xia's sore feet. When he was in high school, he liked a girl. She was the girl in the class next door. She had long hair, big eyes, and fair and tender skin. It was the dream of countless boys. lover.For the sake of that girl, Jiang Xia was stunned to study hard, because that girl was very good at reading, and she thought she could take one of the university exams, but unexpectedly, that girl applied for another university, and lost her goal of studying after entering the university. Jiang Xia suddenly became as sloppy and casual as countless college students, often skipping class and playing games, and her homework grades only required flying at low altitude to be ok, and she never liked others.Every time someone asks him if he has ever been in a relationship or liked someone, Jiang Xia keeps silent.
I just thought that he was once laughed at by others: like a kid, studying hard for one person.
Later, Jiang Xia, who has a lot of thick skin, would always show a big smile on his face when someone asked that question, hook the other person's shoulders, and flirt with the other person, "I have lived among thousands of flowers, labor and capital. I don’t know how many girlfriends I’ve had, I’ll count them, one...two... so-so, six or seven, this should start from my elementary school..."
Who can brag, hum.
So when Jiang Xiangdong asked this question over the phone, Jiang Xia, who hadn't recalled this matter for a long time, was taken aback, and then replied habitually, "Yes, there are quite a few."
Then it suddenly dawned on orz, he seems to have said the wrong thing again o(>﹏<)o can you take it back!
"That's easy. Let me ask you, what do women generally like?"
--I go!Boss, you don't want to have too many women, you should be a veteran of Huacong, you ask me a small thing-what is a man!Excite me!No friendship, we break off!
After Jiang Xia vented in her heart, she exhaled and calmed down, "Bo
"It's not good, it's not good, don't look at it, what's the boss' order?" The dog-legged Jiang Xia stepped forward obediently, and helped Jiang Xiangdong up.
Just as Jiang Xiangdong got up, An Ketan, who was always at a disadvantage, was thinking that he wanted to get back the place, so he pointed at the two of them, "Hey, you two, especially you! Jiang Xiangdong, come here, don't Go, if you want to go, drink up this bottle of wine!" Although An Ketan was referring to a bottle of red wine, Jiang Xiangdong had drunk a lot before and was six or seven points drunk, so he called Jiang Xia here.
"Otherwise, let your assistant drink this bottle of wine." He pointed to the half bottle of white wine next to him, and Jiang Xia's face turned pale when he saw it.
He doesn't know how to drink, he can get drunk after drinking a bottle of beer, and drinking a bottle... No!Half a bottle is enough to get drunk all day!He doesn't drink!
Then he looked at Jiang Xiangdong pitifully.
Jiang Xiangdong didn't intend to let Jiang Xia drink alcohol, because he just wanted a driver to take him back. If he was drunk, he couldn't leave. If he couldn't leave, he would really be unconscious after a while. It's not good to wait to say something.Although we are all friends, we are also competitors at the same time!
So, he took the bottle of wine, and he was completely drunk!
Then I forgot an important point!
Jiang Xia wanted to cry, but the boss wanted him to take him home, but where is his home? !He passed out before he even said it!
"Well, everyone, where is the boss's house?" Jiang Xia asked tremblingly. After all, a group of big bosses are looking at you, and you will probably feel very... Nima, what should I do if he wants to go to the toilet again?
When he finally stopped a car, yes!He went to take a taxi!
Although there is the owner's luxury car in the parking garage, the problem is:
1. He doesn't have a driver's license, so it would be great if he was spot-checked!
2. The boss drives a luxury car. If he accidentally gets it, hehe, he won’t be able to pay for it if he sells it!
3. Three more, the reason is enough, and he can still afford to pay tens of dollars soon.
The process of getting the key out of the boss was another tearful experience. He rummaged through the boss's pockets and bags but couldn't find it, and was slapped several times by the boss!
Nima, it hurts to death!After all, the boss is "high-ranking and powerful". Even if he is drunk, he can't bear others to touch him. As a result, Jiang Xia looked around for a long time before he saw something next to him. He opened the lid and took a look. Nima, that is A fingerprint lock!
Sure enough, advanced!
——Boss, I was wrong, I shouldn't use the mind of the poor to speculate on your mind, I was wrong!In the future, I will definitely increase my thinking infinitely to your point of view before starting to think again!You don't have to waste 10 minutes at the door so stupidly, and you still have to beat me and sweat profusely.
I finally entered the door, and I felt a refreshing coolness as soon as I entered the door!
Damn it, the boss is the boss, and no one in the house is turning on the air conditioner, so the electricity bill is the same as that of a free one!
Then he slumped the drunken boss onto the bed, it was so hard, so hard!
Looking back on the tortuous process tonight, I almost feel bitter tears.
Jiang Xia was exhausted, he was sweating profusely, and now he needed to wash his face, take a shower or something, but he was about to turn around.
The corner of the clothes was pulled!
☆、President, you are so annoying
Boss, when you are awake, I am like a horse, now you are asleep, can you calm down for a while!
Jiang Xia's heart is broken. Although he doesn't have a cleanliness addiction, because if he had a cleanliness addiction, when he was in college, he would spend all day on the bed doing this and that. The bed was like a pig's nest, and no one could stand it, but now he is sticky all over his body. Stuck under the air conditioner, apart from the chill when he just entered the door, it was just a gust of wind, he needed to digest it properly.
Therefore, it is impossible for the sleeping boss to know Jiang Xia's mental activities. Knowing this, Jiang Xia bared her teeth and claws like an idiot on Jiang Xiangdong's face and did all kinds of actions that she would never dare to do in the past. Excited, Jiang Xiangdong muttered and turned his face to the side, which was no different than Jiang Xia's by ten centimeters.Jiang Xia, who was committing crimes below, was already in fear, but when she was frightened, she fell to the ground.
Oh my god, it hurts me to death!
Jiang Xia rubbed his butt, and was about to pull the hem of his clothes out, but before he exhausted all his strength, the boss turned over, and he dared not move.He had no choice but to get up, carefully trying to push the boss to the center of the big bed, and then took the opportunity to pull out a corner of his shirt.
It is absolutely true that drunk people are heavier!
Jiang Xia Nuo had worked so hard, and finally succeeded, he smiled happily, and got up to leave, but trouble came again.
"Water...water..." Jiang Xia suddenly felt that he was actually an old woman, and went to the kitchen resignedly, but was blinded by the high-end kitchen. There were all pots and pans, all clean as new, but the problem Yes, there seems to be no one in there, where is the kettle?After rummaging through boxes and cabinets for a long time, he passed by the refrigerator, and with a flash of inspiration, he opened the English brand of Yishuier to see which mineral water, Jiang Xia secretly estimated that it was about ten yuan a bottle?
He didn't care, thinking that after working so much tonight, the boss slept soundly, and now he is hungry and thirsty.So, he took out a bottle, unscrewed the cap and drank half of the bottle.I just feel sweet and delicious, refreshing and cool.
Hehe, the so-called ignorant is fearless.If he knew the price of this water, he probably would never drink it so recklessly, at least he would feel guilty.
Then, he took a shower, put on his pants, and went into the bedroom topless.He put the shirt in the coldest part of the air conditioner, and planned to blow it on for half an hour. It was almost dry, and he could go home after wearing it.
Take a shower and turn on the air conditioner, it's a joy in the world!Couldn't be more fun!
He took the new water and handed it to the boss with a vicious voice. I guess Jiang Xia dared to take this rare opportunity to vent his anger for many days, "Jiangdong, water is coming! Get up and drink, if you don't drink, I will leave Yes! I count one, two, three."
"one two three! "Jiang Xia got up from the bed, put the water on the bedside table, and was about to leave. Someone behind him was clamoring for water, so he opened the lid, lifted the general Xiangdong with a sigh, passed the water up, drank a few He felt that it was almost enough, so he took the water away and put it aside. As a result, he didn't drink enough, Jiang Xia turned to put the water, and a drunk man also turned sideways, waiting for Jiang Xia to react , Jiang Xiangdong has already touched him. Originally he could have pushed him away, but at this moment his upper body was on the top, and the other party was wearing a shirt that had been in the air conditioner for a long time and became cold from the air-conditioning. Jiang Xia was shocked and slowed down. With one shot, Jiang Xiangdong's gravity was pressed, and he fell down on the bed unexpectedly.
"Ah, your sister!"
Jiang Xia screamed, and the person on top of him slapped Jiang Xia's chest in a loud slap, Jiang Xia screamed and was slapped back!The first is that I was scared, and the second is that the position of the film was wrong!
He directly took pictures of his chest, which is a bit uncomfortable, did you just take pictures casually!
This is actually not the point!The point is!
Jiang Xia rubbed his waist, fell off the bed at this moment, and was still pressed on the ground, his waist...waist!The most serious thing in the disaster area is his waist, and the point is that he can't get up to see if he is hurt. It's just a burst of pain. Get up, so even kneading is impossible.
"Boss, boss, Brother Jiang, I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have done the above, I shouldn't have done these things, can you have a lot of adults, get up and down, the small waist is about to break, you shouldn't Don't you have the heart to do that? Where do you go to find such a handy assistant? You won't be a nympho, and there is a system to help you as an ox..."
After talking halfway, the system that had been silent for a long time finally couldn't help but say, "Host, please don't mention my existence in front of outsiders. If the second person finds out, you will face the situation of being obliterated." After 012 finished speaking coldly, Jiang Xia was taken aback, "The second one? Why don't you just..."
It was only halfway through that I realized, "Haha, you are not human!"
This sentence was said by Jiang Xia, because the two of them got close, the big boss who wanted to sleep at the moment was wayward, and slapped him again, this time right in the heart!
It slapped Jiang Xia's face accurately, with a ringing sound!
Jiang Xia was blinded for a moment and stayed for a while.By the time he reacted, he was already terrified!
Hey, boss, where do you put your hands? Hey!
The author has something to say: catching insects~
☆、President, you are so annoying
Early the next morning, when Jiang Xiangdong woke up slowly after rubbing his extremely aching head from the hangover, he suddenly heard a groan, which seemed to be very close to him.
His body froze, a woman climbed into his bed while he was drunk, and then came to rely on his work.But this thought just flashed by. It's not like he hasn't touched a woman's body before, so how could he be so panicked, with bones all over his body.
He opened his eyes and found that most of himself was pressed against one body.The upper body of this body is bare-naked, and the chest is extremely flat. At first glance, it is not a woman. If you look closely, you will find a few light red marks on the other party's slender neck. He doubts it because of these marks. The experienced Jiang Xiangdong probably knows what it is, but his reason is very clear, and he is unwilling to accept his emotions, so he is just guessing.
Just when he was in a large amount, Jiang Xia, who was oppressed by him, moved and slowly opened his eyes.Jiang Xiangdong was taken aback for a moment, then immediately moved his body away and stood up.At this time, Jiang Xia also woke up. The reaction of people who just woke up is relatively slow. Jiang Xia's mind is still in a daze, but the pain in his body made him naturally reach out and rub his waist. He muttered "pain", although it was vague, but there were one or two sentences that could be heard.
Jiang Xiangdong followed the opponent's hand and looked down. The opponent's pants were baggy, and most of the blue and white striped underwear underneath was exposed, which looked very ambiguous.
This this……
In the 32 years before Jiang Xiangdong, he never felt that he was gay, and he would like men. He was confused in the early days, but it was only limited to women, and there were some men and women among friends. But he was very disdainful.But everything today seemed a bit beyond his imagination.
When Jiang Xia came to his senses, he found that the boss was sitting by the bed and looking at him, his expression... seemed unfathomable.
His first reaction was, what's wrong?What did I do wrong?
Second reaction, cheating, last night!
Yes, Jiang Xia recalled last night.The drunk boss not only kept beating him, but even touched him in the later stage, and called a woman's name in his mouth. Jiang Xia was not angry at all, after all, he was not gay and liked the boss.But if he can stop fumbling his hands and gnawing his mouth while reading, he will definitely be calmer.
Thinking of this, Jiangxi's hands and feet were quick, and he wanted to get up and go to the toilet to rinse his mouth, but an inaudible voice sounded behind him, "Where are you going?"
Jiang Xia can't say that he is going to the toilet to rinse his mouth, Orz!
"No, no, I just want to go to the bathroom." As a result, Jiang Xia didn't dare to guess what the boss was thinking, so she stood there trembling, afraid that the other party would remember what he did last night, and what the boss himself did , no matter which one is embarrassing enough.
"Aren't you going to the toilet? Are you in no hurry?"
"It doesn't seem to be that urgent, haha, boss, you talk first, you talk first."
"I was drunk last night, did I do anything?"
Jiang Xia froze, what can he say, how dare he say it, how hard it is for him to be taken advantage of, is he ashamed to say that he was taken advantage of as a woman, paralyzed.
"No, Boss, you look so good when you're drunk. You fell asleep obediently and didn't move at all, but you're quiet now." Yes, it's quiet now. It moved, Jiang Xia almost howled last night, and waited for a long time in the middle of the night before falling asleep in a daze, still unsteady.
Looking at the other party's insincere expression, Jiang Xiangdong knew that something must have happened. Looking at the sporadic marks on the other party's upper body, Jiang Xia held the belt in one hand and rubbed the back of the waist with the other. How do you see his movements? How to make people daydream.
Jiang Xiangdong's face was livid, he secretly hated those people who poured him alcohol, thinking that the next meeting would make them unable to eat, and he didn't know what he did last night.
Jiang Xia looked at the boss with a livid face, he was also scared to death, the room was quiet, only the slight drumming noise of the air conditioner.
"You go back first, I will call you if something happens, you go back and rest for a few days, and come back when you feel better." Jiang Xia was startled, thinking that she was hallucinating, she was stunned for a long time before she realized what was going on, and she hadn't left the room yet. Then the voice came back again, "If you're like this, you should go to the hospital."
Jiang Xia replied, sure, what if the waist is disabled.
But just after taking a few more steps, he came again, "...don't go."
"As you go."
Jiang Xia didn't understand what the boss was struggling with. In short, he took the shirt that had been dried a long time ago and put it on his body, and immediately slipped away. The action was the fastest he could do now.
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☆、President, you are so annoying
After Jiang Xia went back, she stayed in bed for a day, and went to catch up on sleep. Although the house at home is small, there are no annoying orders from the Jedi.Jiang Xia resolutely turned off everything that can communicate with the outside world, such as mobile phones and computers, to prevent others from harassing him.
I spent a whole night of tossing around last night, and I even broke my old waist, and I haven't paid anything in return. I only have a few days of vacation, so the gain outweighs the gain!Although the boss said nicely that he would come when he was about to come, how could he dare to work as a wage earner? He planned to go to work the day after tomorrow, go to the hospital tomorrow, and get a good night's sleep today.
This sleep went straight into the night, and when I woke up, my chest was hungry, I looked at the things in the refrigerator, and immediately called the system, and the system possessed me, so I can grab what I want to eat.
Jiang Xia looked at the ingredients he bought last night, and took a portion of spare ribs, a few eggs, tofu, and mushrooms. He thought it would be enough for one person.
Then he began to order the menu confidently, "Egg fried rice, I want the golden egg fried rice! I want sweet and sour pork ribs, and I want tofu and mushroom soup. Serve quickly!"
System: "..." It has encountered all kinds of hosts before. Thinking about it, it's not bad, at least it didn't let it kill and set fire.So the system comforted itself like this.The system is an advanced intelligent system, so even if the tone is mechanical, it is only because Jiang Xia's level is not enough.
Cut the ribs into half-cooked, add salt and soy sauce, marinate and fry them twice, sauté chopped green onion and minced ginger in the oil pan, add tomato sauce, water, soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, and cooking wine to the ribs, and use a small The soup made by the fire is rich, the pork ribs are tasty, and the green onions are sprinkled. The color is attractive, and the smell is sweet and sour, which makes the index finger move.
If it wasn't for the system's possession, Jiang Xia would have wished to be separated - come out and eat while the system cooks.
Cut the tofu into pieces, and the white mushroom Jiangxia didn’t look at carefully when she bought it. I bought half a catty of them at a special price and tore them into strips. When the soup was about to be cooked, Jiangxia’s desire to eat It was too strong, so the system that was concentrating on cooking was almost robbed of control, and the soup splashed on the hand, and the soup bowl was almost finished. Fortunately, the system stabilized the hand.
The rice has not been cooked yet, the system dare not go on strike, because of the willfulness of the host, Jiang Xia's shameless system agrees.Jiang Xia broke into a cold sweat, if she was really angry, Orz would have lost her future meal!If you can't bear it, you will make a big mess.
For Jiang Xia, fried rice with eggs seems to be a mixture of eggs and rice, and then put in a pile of salt and MSG, stir fry a few times, but I don’t know why, he made it himself, and it always burnt, plus a piece of rice Tasteless, one piece was too salty.
He watched as the system crushed the leftover rice, then stirred it into the egg mixture, cut the mushrooms and radishes into cubes, and then fried the rice in the pan to overtake it. Because it was a system, it was easy to lift the pan, and the rice After tossing in the air a few times, it was completely even. Jiang Xia was directly shocked by this skill, and the seasoning seemed to have eyes.
Jiang Xia asked the question in his heart, "Do you know the amount without looking at the seasoning?"
The system despises lightly, "I can feel the weight."
Jiang Xia: What a cool skill Orz
Jiang Xia took a sip, no surprises, it was so delicious that people don't want it, just after taking the first bite, I couldn't help but take the second bite, stuffing my mouth slowly before I was able to savor it slowly, and after eating a piece of thick The delicious pork ribs, and a mouthful of hot and sticky vegetable soup, couldn't be more delicious.
He slept soundly during the day, and Jiang Xia held Wu Wen's business computer to play games at night. He hadn't used it for a long time, and his hands were a little rusty.At first he wanted to log in to his account, but was told that it was an empty account. Jiang Xia was disappointed for a while, and then registered a new one. While rubbing his waist, he fought fiercely with others.
The next day, Jiang Xia could barely get up.Because he had so much fun at night and turned on the air conditioner, his waist was going to be stiff, and he had to exercise a few times at home with the pain in his head before he forced himself to go out.As a result, after getting into the taxi, the driver looked at him with a blank face, shook his head, and didn't know what he was thinking.
Jiang Xia's face was inexplicably sad and indignant, and she thought to herself: What a bad expression you have, I can play games well!
As for what Jiang Xia thinks the driver is thinking, well, there is a saying called measuring the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.If Jiang Xia didn't know too much, how could he feel that the driver was thinking about this?
So the girls in his former class always looked at him with strange eyes, and then chatted excitedly together. Of course Jiang Xia knew what they were doing YY, thinking that sometimes he would watch it by himself occasionally, but it was just with him. Girls think differently, he thinks it's just to complain!What kind of boys and girls, what kind of human-beast play, he is always surprised by the powerful brains of girls.
Over time, I naturally understood something... well!
Standing in the queue for a long time at the hospital, the doctor asked him to take an X-ray, but he waited there for several hours, seeing a bunch of people jumping in line, Jiang Xia almost wanted to rush up and yell at them : Fuck you, sister, didn't you see that I, the wounded, was dying here, and walked through a woolen back door!
But Jiang Xia claimed to be a civilized person, so he had to bear these vulgar words in his heart.It is estimated that if Jiang Xia's former friends knew about his current inner activities, they would spit out a mouthful of water, the biggest joke of this century!Ha ha!
But the final result is still good, Jiang Xia's waist is just twisted, there is no bigger problem, as long as you have a good rest, find someone to massage when you have time, Wu Wen is working hard outside alone, where can I get someone to give it to me? I massaged myself, so I had to go to the store to spend some money to relieve the pain in the future.
Originally, Jiang Xia planned to go to work tomorrow, but after thinking about the doctor's advice, he decided to continue to shut down the phone and sleep for another day.Who made the doctor say earnestly: Young man, young people should have a good rest, so as not to fall into the root of the disease in the future.
Well, just do it.Take a good day of recuperation, and don't bother him during this day.
Anyway, it was made by the boss, if you go to work the day after tomorrow, you can't blame him!He was also taken advantage of!And it was treated as a woman!
But who is that woman?
Ex-girlfriend?Be sad?So you haven't found someone yet?
Jiang Xia slowly fell asleep amidst the boss' gossip.
In the dream, Jiang Xia was eaten tofu again, this time, he turned into a woman!
The author has something to say: [It is estimated that there will be another Orz tonight. .I don’t know if I can make it to 3 before [-] o’clock tomorrow, little angels give me some encouragement and support, leave a message if you have time, and bookmark if you don’t have time, okay? (づ ̄[-] ̄)づ】
Lunjia Xinwen asks for support~~
On the baptism day of the empire, first he awakened the innate mysterious magic circle, which made people amazed; then he lost his companion fighting spirit, which made people disappointed. He first ascended to heaven and then fell to hell, and then he used his life to achieve another person's future...
If it weren't for that mysterious encounter, his life would probably be turned upside down...
On the journey of martial arts, with martial arts as the mind and fighting as the soul, fight with others, with yourself, and with the sky!
For Al, who everyone despises growth, strength is the only thing he can hold in his hands!
What would happen to a person who came from a peaceful age and suddenly transmigrated into a turbulent age?
What would happen to an omega who was about to get married if he suddenly transmigrated to the end of the world?
Is it dependent on others?Or self-improvement?
Xia Mi said that as a new era omega, he is a pure man through and through!What a hero to rely on others to be a small dodder plant!No matter how it drips, it has to grow into a towering giant tree for people to enjoy the shade!
But... how to break the executive power?
Xiao Gong said: Don't worry about execution or anything else, you just need to give me a cool... that's enough.
Xia Mi was angry: How could that be possible!If it's me, I'll take you!
Xiao Gong: ... Good!
In short, this is the struggle of an omega that travels through time and space.
[These two books are probably not V, please give me some support and encouragement~ Collect them and collect them~ If the collection increases today, I will go all out and double it even better~~]
☆、President, you are so annoying
After that night, Jiang Xia was not used to the way of getting along with the boss.He felt that there was nothing wrong with being taken advantage of by being treated as another woman, and the point was that he was a man, so what advantage could he take advantage of? I didn't forget to think about this matter at all, I just felt that the boss seemed to have changed his gender, and Jiang Xia suddenly couldn't handle it.
For example, when going to work in the morning, Linda would send a bunch of documents to Jiang Xia, who is also Wu Wen, for translation. Before noon, she had to show the important ones to the boss.Every time that stack of documents, Jiang Xia was terrified. In the past, Xiangdong would be merciless and thrown directly to him, asking him to complete it by a certain time. Not only would he not relax the request, but he would even punish.
According to what Jiang Xiangdong thinks, if you are given a salary, if you can't become a character, what is your value?Why should I pay you?So many people can't find a job, can't they change?
However, recently it has become.
"Kevin, how many documents are there today?"
Jiang Xia thought that the boss was making random checks, so he counted the number, drooping his brows, "Seven copies."
Then the person on the opposite side pondered for a while, checked the work at hand, and moved away the unimportant ones first, "Well, give me two copies, I'm not very busy today, let me read two copies." On the first day, Jiang Xia was flattered, really Thinking that the boss had nothing to do, he happily handed over the document holding both hands.
The next day, still.
On the third day, still.
Jiang Xia panicked. What happened? Why did the boss who took pleasure in exploiting people become another person? Could it be that he was possessed by something?
In the past, Jiang Xia never believed it, but after his own experiments, it turned out that there was really such a thing as possession.So he was skeptical and wanted to test it out, but he didn't have the courage.
Therefore, when the boss asked again, Jiang Xia refused tremblingly, saying that the workload was not heavy and he would not bother the boss.Since Jiang Xia doesn't think there are many, Jiang Xiangdong actually still has a job, so he is happy and relaxed.
Another example is eating.
One time Jiang Xia woke up late and forgot to bring meals.The former boss had a cold face. Although he didn't reprimand him, the air pressure in the office dropped so badly that Jiang Xia was shivering inside.Sure enough, the coercion of the superior is terrible.
So just when he thought he was going to accept it again, things took a sharp turn.
Not only didn't the boss reprimand him, he didn't have a cold face, but he waved his hand, indicating to take him out to eat.He thought it was still a canteen, but he came to a restaurant with a signboard in letters he couldn't understand. After entering, the decoration was elegant and grand, the waiters were uniformly dressed and behaved well, and the piano accompaniment and violin perfectly blended together, creating an atmosphere for the interior. A romantic atmosphere.
Although Jiang Xia was excited at the time, she was a little uneasy when she calmed down. Why did she come to a place where there are couples and groups?It's embarrassing, two big men come to eat!
If you scan the past, there are handsome men and beautiful women eating, what's going on with these two men!Jiang Xia will never pretend to be smart and think that the boss likes him or something, anyone with long eyes can see the discomfort and embarrassment on the boss's face, okay?
The most embarrassing thing is the sudden explanation from the boss, "The food here is pretty good." Especially the atmosphere is not right!
So, this is another unknown mystery!
Also, in the past, sometimes I worked overtime until very late, but now Jiang Xia almost always leaves work normally; occasionally, I would ask about my health, and occasionally...
Jiang Xia's whole body is not well!
He felt terrible. He felt that the days had been very nourishing recently. In fact, he was very satisfied, but he was afraid that the boss had some conspiracy, so he lived in fear.If not, one of life's great pleasures.
Jiang Xia: 012, with your extraordinary intuition, what conspiracy do you think the boss has?
System: Host, please correct me, I am an artificial intelligence, your level is not enough, I don't have intuition yet.
Jiang Xia: ...
What is the level ah wow!
System: It is the level you have succeeded, one level at a time.
Jiang Xia: I want to die, I have spent a long time on this level, has it been a month? !
System: To be exact, it is one month and eleven days.
Jiang Xia: ...
At this time, Xiangdong answered a call.Generally speaking, the boss will not answer personal calls during working hours, unless it is someone very important, such as family members.
"I'm at work... I don't have time..." Jiang Xiangdong has a habit when he encounters a problem, which Jiang Xia has observed for more than a month, that is, he will unconsciously tap his fingers on the table. Have you encountered any problems, and the family is embarrassing him again?Every time his personal phone rang during working hours, he looked embarrassed.
"How about in the future... I really don't have time, I have a lot of contracts to sign, and the time is very tight... Mom, be reasonable, I want to work!" He sighed, it seemed that the person on the phone said something , the boss compromised, "Okay, I'll make a call later, take a look at it some time, that's it, hang up."
"Boss, what is this?" Jiang Xia asked cautiously. In the past, he would never have dared to, but recently the way they get along has undergone great changes, so Jiang Xia is a little bolder, and sometimes he will tell the boss A few words about things outside of work.However, you have to be careful.
Jiang Xiangdong looked at the watch in his hand, Jiang Xia also looked at the clock, it was 12:17, it was time for lunch, "I want to go out for a while, you should rest too, answer the phone for me, um, I gone."
After speaking, he took the suit on the chair and draped it over his hands, rubbing his brows, as if there was something embarrassing for him.Sighing again, he walked out with long legs.
Jiang Xia watched him off, thinking in a daze, this time it's Xie Ting again?I came here a few times, answered the phone a few times, and only compromised twice. It seems that they are all the boss's mother?It seems to be very important.
Well, it doesn't seem to be his business, let's finish this and go eat.It just so happens that the system made a lot of delicious food today, and I have it all by myself, awesome!
When he finished translating the document with great difficulty, he stretched his waist and opened the lunch box. The smell of the food wafted in the room. He moved his index finger and took a few mouthfuls. Before he could swallow it, the phone rang.
Jiang Xia tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth, and glanced at the atmospheric black high-grade wall clock hanging on the wall, 13:10
I took out my phone and looked, ohmygod!This is for Mao!Can't you let him have a good rest!He is so conscientious, can't he rest?
Jiang Xia screamed in his heart, and wailed decisively. Anyway, there was no one else here except him.Other than them, the boss's office had to knock on the door if anyone came in, and the sound insulation was absolutely excellent, so he wasn't afraid!
But, why not!
The person appointed by Jiang Xia picked up the phone, sighed in his heart, and tried to be as happy and normal as possible, "Hey, boss, do you have anything to explain?"
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A familiar voice came from the phone, Jiang Xia sighed when he heard it, what is this called, lunch break, lunch break! !
It seems that the bosses in the world are generally black, and they really enjoy exploiting employees. Recently, he actually thought that the boss had changed his temper. It seemed that it was his illusion, and he shouldn't.
"Kevin, how many times have you been in love?" The other party went straight to the point and asked a question, which shocked Jiang Xia into a frenzy.
Jiang Xia was not very willing at first, so while holding the phone, poking the rice with chopsticks in her hand, she was so surprised by the boss's question that she almost dropped the phone, what the hell!How can a person like the boss suddenly care about the private life of the employee, and he has something to go out? It's only been less than an hour, and it's not impossible to finish the job. Why did he suddenly ask him this question.
And it can be said that this question touched Jiang Xia's sore feet. When he was in high school, he liked a girl. She was the girl in the class next door. She had long hair, big eyes, and fair and tender skin. It was the dream of countless boys. lover.For the sake of that girl, Jiang Xia was stunned to study hard, because that girl was very good at reading, and she thought she could take one of the university exams, but unexpectedly, that girl applied for another university, and lost her goal of studying after entering the university. Jiang Xia suddenly became as sloppy and casual as countless college students, often skipping class and playing games, and her homework grades only required flying at low altitude to be ok, and she never liked others.Every time someone asks him if he has ever been in a relationship or liked someone, Jiang Xia keeps silent.
I just thought that he was once laughed at by others: like a kid, studying hard for one person.
Later, Jiang Xia, who has a lot of thick skin, would always show a big smile on his face when someone asked that question, hook the other person's shoulders, and flirt with the other person, "I have lived among thousands of flowers, labor and capital. I don’t know how many girlfriends I’ve had, I’ll count them, one...two... so-so, six or seven, this should start from my elementary school..."
Who can brag, hum.
So when Jiang Xiangdong asked this question over the phone, Jiang Xia, who hadn't recalled this matter for a long time, was taken aback, and then replied habitually, "Yes, there are quite a few."
Then it suddenly dawned on orz, he seems to have said the wrong thing again o(>﹏<)o can you take it back!
"That's easy. Let me ask you, what do women generally like?"
--I go!Boss, you don't want to have too many women, you should be a veteran of Huacong, you ask me a small thing-what is a man!Excite me!No friendship, we break off!
After Jiang Xia vented in her heart, she exhaled and calmed down, "Bo
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