Counterattack Male God Notes [Quick Transmigration]
Work related
ss, what problem did you encounter? "
"I met a woman." With such a simple answer, it was obvious that the other party didn't want to say anything more, and Jiang Xia tactfully didn't ask too much.He probably guessed that the big boss is rich, and the woman came over just after hooking her hand, and she never put much thought into it, so it's normal not to know what women like, but no matter what, you have to see who this woman is!
If it is a beautiful woman, then money is enough. If it is a lady from a famous family, then you have to study carefully, because there are people who want money, and the difference is that you spend your thoughts on her.
Jiang Xia thought about it, probably the latter type, otherwise he would not have to go out in desperation, and ask him about the Dafa of Yu Nu Dafa!
Jiang Xia rubbed her hands together, feeling that she finally has a role to play, not the system!It's not for nothing that he reads so many - Ma novels.
"... When you meet, it's best to create surprises. Women are emotional creatures. Create some romance. Bring her a bouquet of flowers that look better. It should not be too big, the more delicate the better. Chat at the dinner table and talk about what the other party is interested in. , and occasionally talk about my life..."
After Jiang Xia finished speaking, he closed the phone, and the raging heart of gossip made him unable to calm down for a long time. He just wanted to know how his method was. After all, he had never been in love before, and the only time he had a secret love failed And ended up so!
If the boss succeeds, he can just copy it in the future, and he is ready to move.
If Jiang Xiangdong knew that Jiang Xia was a guinea pig who used him as an experiment, he would probably go berserk again
In fact, Jiang Xiangdong, who was far away in Xie Ting, had just left the toilet, so he asked his attendant to come and ask him to go to the flower shop to order a bouquet of flowers, which must be delivered within half an hour. The flowers should not be too many, the more delicate the better, borrow money At random, the money was settled with the restaurant bill, and the table number was quoted.
He has grown up so much, but he has actually only been in love once, and that time was when a woman chased him. He never had to pay any attention to a woman pounce on him.If his mother hadn't said that this was the daughter of an old friend of hers who had returned from abroad, and her family property was huge, not inferior to that of the Jiang family, he would not bother to talk to her.
However, his mother spoke harshly, asking him to bring a woman to her within a year, and if it wasn't this young lady, he would have to find a good one.He is very afraid of trouble, anyway, women are like that, and he doesn't like it, so let's just do it, let's deal with it first, and then talk about it if it doesn't work.
Then try to put on a decent smile on your face, and walk forward politely, "I've been waiting for a long time, I went to the bathroom."
"It's okay, the desserts here are good, Mr. Jiang, hello, my name is Yuan Xinlei, you can call me Cynthia, what should I call you?"
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"Hoo hoo, the boss isn't here, so it's easy. I wonder how the boss is doing on a blind date?" Jiang Xia tilted her head, and there was a smile that men could understand at the corner of her mouth.
After finishing my brain, I looked at the wall clock, and there was almost an hour left. It was so boring. It was the first time that the boss was away all afternoon, so I felt sorry for myself if I didn't relax.
So I turned on the computer, browsed Sohu, clicked on a popular American drama, and watched it with relish.
Seeing the highlights, he laughed out loud, kept hitting the desktop, and the files on the table kept jumping. At the end of the episode, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, cleaned up the history, shut down the phone, and put the organized files After sending it to Jiang Xiangdong's table, he took a look at the room and it seemed that there were no flaws before going out.
Jiang Xia, who seems innocent, doesn't understand. In a place like the CEO's office, there are always some devices that are fireproof and anti-theft. It's a pity that he doesn't understand, otherwise...
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☆、President, you are so annoying
So, the next day.
Jiang Xia looked at Jiang Xiangdong with a cold face, then recalled it, and felt that he didn't do anything wrong, didn't he finish all the work yesterday, and paid special attention to not chatting with the system, not only that, but also Solving that problem for the boss should be praised anyway, instead of facing the computer with a straight face.
Jiang Xia was curious, what was playing on that computer?
Soon, he will know.
He tapped his hand, as if he had pressed the pause button, "After I left yesterday, have you finished your work properly?"
Jiang Xia flicked, there should be all of them, right?
"Okay, it seems there is."
"like?"
"There must be." Jiang Xia nodded quickly.
"Are you sure?" Someone asked with a drawn out voice.
"Sure!"
"Okay, let's see what this is."
Jiang Xia walked and thought about what it was.But as soon as he saw it, huh?Isn't that him?Then his body froze for a moment, then, wasn't that him, he sat there with his feet up on the desk yesterday, watching American dramas, laughing like a crazy monitor while watching?
He scanned one side of the office reflexively, but didn't find the camera, and when he felt the menacing gaze turned back to his head, he saw the boss's stern expression.
"Ha, this, this I can explain!"
"There's no need to explain, I'll punish you for finishing all my remaining work today, and I'll check it tomorrow." The phone on the table vibrated, and Jiang Xiangdong picked it up to take a look, cursing "shit" in a low voice, and then He took his coat and left, and before closing the door, he turned his head and took a special look at Jiang Xia.
"I'll check tomorrow."
Jiang Xia was taken aback, and said that women are still good. At first glance, she knew that it was the woman who had baffled the boss, and she made a series of fatal calls, which saved him from death.
"012 Why didn't I see the surveillance!"
"This kind of place hides a lot of commercial secrets. If I let you know that there is surveillance here, it's okay?" Although it was a rhetorical question, the strong irony revealed in it made Jiang Xia extremely collapsed.
Can even inanimate systems despise people these days?
It was like this for the next few days. Jiang Xiangdong didn't come early, but he left very early. Every time it was a phone call or a text message. Frowning and frowning, everyone thought it was Jiang Xia who made the boss angry, even Jiang Xia was disgusted by others.
Jiang Xia really wanted to say, he was wronged, okay?
But I can't say it!The boss's private affairs cannot be exposed.
Jiang Xia is actually quite annoying, the boss calls for help every day.That's right!
As soon as he went out, he would call or send a text message, asking Jiang Xia what to do next.Jiang Xia gave a lot of bad ideas, such as what he read in novels or acted in Gouxue Taiwanese dramas, he just copied them all. It is up to him whether the boss does it or not, and he has given a solution anyway.
Although he really felt so stupid.
For example:
"Boss, can you take her to see a movie? What? Movies are boring? I heard that returnees are versatile, so take her to see the art exhibition and listen to the concert, how romantic, and then come out Take her to have a candlelight dinner sometime, women are easy to impress."
Another example:
"You order flowers to send to her company every day? What? Trouble? No trouble, dear boss, you just entrust the flower shop with carte blanche. Remember to write the greeting card in a romantic way, and you don't waste energy. Women like to show off." , If there is a man who sends flowers to the company every day, for others to see, how envious I am."
"Occasionally drive there, drive your most luxurious and stylish car, go to the gate of their company, then wear a handsome suit, remember to stand there, and then wait for her, and make a very affectionate look, women will definitely fall in love Under your suit pants!"
Fortunately, Jiang Xiangdong didn't watch enough to write romantic dramas, otherwise, Jiang Xia's nine lives would not be enough for him to die!
This is too, dog, blood, ok, ok!
Later, Jiang Jiangxia was already deeply helpless. I remember that when the boss sent another text message yesterday to ask him what to do, Jiang Xia replied coolly: cold salad!
The boss replied: Are you courting death?
Jiang Xia immediately orz fell to the ground, and then said a lot of sorry words in a doggy manner, and finally he said: It's not that the little one didn't work hard, but that the little one's former girlfriends weren't so troublesome!
He is really exhausted!
So after sending, looking at the words that the sending was successful, Jiang Xia said silently, I wish you good luck.
Obviously he has racked his brains, but the boss looks more and more ugly every day, before leaving today, he even said "damn woman", why does Jiang Xia have a terrible feeling orz hope it is his illusion.
Originally, Jiang Xia thought that the boss would not come back, because usually when he went out at noon, he would come back quite late, so he went home directly to deal with official business, and came back to waste time.Here's the boss's schedule lately.But not today.
Seeing Jiang Xiangdong walk in, Jiang Xia's mouth could almost stuff an egg into it. Oh my god!Why did the boss come back? Did something happen?
Jiang Xia didn't dare to ask questions, because the boss's face was the ugliest, most gloomy, and most terrifying in history!He felt that he might want to avoid the limelight, so he stood up and decided to go to the bathroom.
"Where are you going?" The voice was cold.
Jiang Xia turned her head and saw Jiang Xiangdong's messy shirt, then lowered her eyes, looked at the buttons of his shirt and replied, "Go to the bathroom."
There was nothing to do at first, after all, the boss didn't say that he couldn't go, so Jiang Xia said cheaply, "Why did you come back so early today?"
"I didn't take the bag."
Jiang Xiangdong scolded "shit" again. When he went there today, the woman took him and said that he was going to buy clothes and asked him to take a look. He forgot to mention his briefcase because there was an important document in it that he needed to see today. , so rejected.He has put up with that woman for a long time, and how much time he wastes for her every day is not as useful as his assistant Kevin. Not only will he not take up time, but he can also help him share affairs. He deeply feels that a woman is not as useful as an assistant.
He wants to leave, and the woman who insists on calling her Cynthia holds his arm or he will leave, and she also uses his disgusting voice to act like a baby, you must know that what Jiang Xiangdong hates the most is people who waste his time, Men and women are like this.That's why his assistants changed as quickly as changing clothes.
One is determined to leave, and the other is determined not to let go.So Jiang Xiangdong became angry, and he asked her if she had to be like this, but Cynthia stopped her and refused to let her go.So he said that's fine, he's tired of being around a woman every day, and it's annoying him with a headache.Pushing all the work aside, he also said in passing: Kevin said that his previous girlfriends didn't bother you.
So the woman began to chase after him and ask who is Kevin?Thought it was a third party?You must know that Kevin is a big man, and he avoids vexatious women.
But it’s no wonder that Cynthia, as a girlfriend, is going to be angry. Jiang Xiangdong compares her to Jiang Xia in everything. Jiang Xia is an otaku, so he has no hobbies. It can be said that he finds it troublesome for normal people to like. All he needs is a computer. He's fine with it.So every time Jiang Xiangdong gets annoyed and asks him do you like this?What about that?Jiang Xia shook her head, Jiang Xiangdong deeply felt that a woman is not as useful as an assistant.
When he was in the car, he asked the woman to get out of the car, but the woman came up to seduce him with a kiss. You must know that she was in the car, and Jiang Xiangdong was not a friend who wanted to die among the women like a group of hungry wolves.He finally got angry, pushed the woman away, dragged her out of the car, and left in a hurry.
How can a man like him know what it means to "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade".
"I've troubled you for a while." Jiang Xia's hair was so flattered by Jiang Xiangdong's words that he almost exploded. What happened?Don't let him bear the consequences for what that lady did!
"It won't be necessary in the future."
ah?What do you mean you won't need it later?
"So, boss, what do you mean?" Jiang Xia asked cautiously.
"It literally means, are you still going to the bathroom? Don't go and come and do things for me."
The two were so close, and after drinking like this, Jiang Xia was so frightened that he nodded again and again, and when he strode forward, the soles of his feet slipped!
The author has something to say: finish this volume orz for it today
☆、President, you are so annoying
Normally, if a person slips, he will always do something, hoping to save it, whether the rescue is successful or not is another matter.What's more, there is a person beside him who has only gone one step away.You are so close to yourself, so close that you are only one step away. If you don't reach out, you will be too sorry for yourself.
So Jiang Xia is like countless normal people, the survival instinct of human beings prompts him to find ways to save himself.So he stretched out his hand, and tightly grasped the corner of Jiang Xiangdong's clothes who had just walked a step away. Because he fell backwards, Jiang Xiangdong was caught off guard and was pulled over.He half turned around, but it was too late, he staggered a few times in the direction of Jiang Xia, and was brought down.
When a person falls down, you act as a meat pad, and a pad is not so good.It hurts to hit each other for real, even if this person is a child, let alone Jiang Xiangdong is a big man about 1.8 meters tall. You must know that Jiang Xiangdong is much taller and stronger than Jiang Xia's body. Acceleration, Jiang Xia felt that her internal organs were about to shift.
He couldn't help screaming.
He didn't know that at this time, Linda happened to encounter something and went to the door to ask Jiang Xiangdong, because she happened to see Jiang Xiangdong coming back.She didn't dare to call the boss after get off work, so she happened to ask with a file.She had just stood at the door when she heard a scream from inside, but because the sound insulation effect of the door was very good, only a muffled cry could be heard.
She was startled, and quickly covered her mouth, for fear that she would make a sound. Although there was only one boss's office on this floor, she was a little guilty at the moment, feeling that she knew something important.Originally, they had nothing to do and it was just their own selfish thinking, Linda said she didn't believe it, but it sounds interesting, but!
Look what she heard! !Why is there a feeling of excitement!Uncontrollable passion!The heart of gossip is burning!The nature of women's gossip will not fade because of age, let alone, Linda is less than thirty years old.
Linda held her heart that was beating wildly because she dug up the shocking gossip, and took a few big breaths. Then, just as she was leaving, she heard some movement inside. Because the sound insulation is so good, there are only small sounds, but they can be transmitted. Outside, with such an ambiguous voice, some unsuitable images for children could not help appearing in Linda's mind.
Could it be that the boss overlord is attacking hard? ?
oh my god!
Although Linda is not a rotten girl, there are a lot of rotten girl interns downstairs, but she couldn't bear the scene that was too intriguing. She wanted to listen to it at first, but the thumping joy in her heart overwhelmed the inside With a small voice, she took the elevator and left tremblingly. She felt that she had the responsibility to share her new discovery with her best friend.
exclusive!
"Boss, can you, can you get up, cough cough." Jiang Xia said in a weak voice, he really didn't want to be weak, but he was trembling with pain all over his body, so he could only speak with so much strength up.
pain!Shaking with pain!
Jiang Xiangdong looked at Jiang Xia's pale face of pain, who was pressed by him, and felt a little sorry. What happened to the strange emotions that were familiar and mixed with him that he didn't know?
It seems that this scene has happened before?He got up quickly, and pulled Jiang Xia up. Because of his absent-mindedness, Jiang Xia was pulled up violently, and was caught off guard again. Jiang Xia threw himself on Jiang Xiangdong. He was startled, and raised his head to hit Jiang Xiangdong's lowered head.
Well, Jiang Xia's eyes widened, this, this is!
Jiang Xiangdong let go of his hand suddenly, and took a few steps back, the strange feeling in his heart could not be erased like a shadow.Almost flustered, he took his briefcase and fled in a hurry, only having time to say "I have something urgent to do, so I'm leaving first".As for Jiang Xia, he was still sluggish in place, half kneeling on the ground.
He touched his mouth and stayed there for a long time, before he suddenly realized that he was kissed again!
The first kiss and the second kiss of labor and capital were all accidentally given to someone!It turned out to be an accident!And it's not a hot beauty, but a big and thick man!
Jiang Xia's heart is actually very broken, but he feels that the boss is probably more broken than him. After all, he is a straight man through and through, and he has probably had many mistresses, but the male lover is probably just a cloud.
Thinking of this, I suddenly feel much better.
Jiang Xia comforted himself with dry laughs, and quickly got up.
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These few days are so weird, really weird, Jiang Xia thinks that these few days are the weirdest since he grew up.
First, the boss didn't come to work for several days, and then after he came to work, his attitude towards him became a little strange.Don't ask him what's strange, it's a man's sixth sense!Why only women have a sixth sense, men have it too!
It seems that the old way of getting along with alienation has returned, and Jiang Xia didn't dare to ask. He thought it was because of the embarrassment between the two of them because of the incident that day. Dirty memories.
Have you ever seen that man collecting flowers? ?
A large bunch of roses, all kinds of colors, very delicate, but no card, no name left!Jiang Xia thought that he couldn't see that Wu Wen, an otaku-looking boy, actually got into a peach blossom debt and asked him to collect it for him.
But why when he was collecting flowers, all his colleagues had such weird eyes, they looked at him with creepy eyes, scared to death, okay, isn't it just men collecting flowers!Can't men accept flowers?
Who rules!
However, what will happen to Gu Lao's performance that the boss handed him, can he not accept it?He doesn't have that cell, he appreciates music so much, can he change to someone else? ?
However, Jiang Xia silently glanced at a concert ticket in the wallet, and recalled the scene before the boss left just now.
"This is a ticket given to me by a friend of mine. I planned to go with his girlfriend, but I couldn't come because of something. This is still a VIP seat. If you have money, you can't buy it. I will give you one. If you have time, please come with me." , I have already broken up with that woman."
"It's a pity to waste it. Come if you have nothing to do. If you don't come...you can figure it out." Then he left.
Recently, Jiang Xia found himself stiff and didn't know what to do many times. For example, just now, he looked at the ticket in a daze, and then thought of the phrase "you can figure it out" and wanted to cry without tears.
concert?
hehe.
After more than [-] years of labor and management, this is the first time I actually hold a high-end VIP ticket for a concert. I heard that it is still a special class with a price but no market.Shouldn't you be happy?Is it because of kneeling and thanking?
not at all!Thinking of him sitting there, sitting motionless for hours, even if old Mr. Gu Mingde is the top pianist in his country, he would not be honored at all.
You can eat popcorn and drink Coke while watching a movie, laugh and cry at the same time, watch a concert, don't be stupid, you have to do things right, and you have to show commitment, it's not like he should go Pretentious place.
But the boss has spoken, he has to go, even though this scene looks weird no matter how you look at it!No matter how you look at it, how familiar!
But he felt that it would be better not to know, haven't you heard a word?
Rarely confused!
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[The author has something to say] Since the number of words is only [-] to [-], I decided to post a short joke to make up the number of words. If you are cute, don’t hit me, it will hurt.
【Janzi】
小受送小攻出国时说:我等你到25岁.小攻暗暗心痛,原来他给的爱有限期.5年后小攻收到一封信:今天我25岁!他紧紧捏着信,决定埋葬这段感情.1年后他带着帅气的男人回国,本想在小受面前炫耀,然而看到的却是块冰冷的墓碑.他的墓志铭:我永远只有25岁,这样我就可以一直等你。
【Are you making a prototype? Let me poke you with a bubble】
☆、President, you are so annoying
Jiang Xia said that he is experiencing a rare reorganization of the three views in his life.
He just came out of a concert.
When he was inside just now, he was restless, and he had no interest in watching any concerts. Although the sound of the piano was melodious and particularly beautiful, after the initial freshness passed, when he thought of a big Buddha sitting next to him, Look at him sitting there quietly and enjoying the music, the music is coming in from Jiang Xia's left ear and coming out of his right ear.He listened absent-mindedly, and couldn't help thinking about it in his heart. Although Jiang Xia had been telling himself to be confused, but now that he was free, the things in his mind were like a wild horse running wild.
Why is the boss in such a strange state recently?
Why did you pull him out to listen to the concert?
Why is it so coincidental that he keeps receiving flowers recently?
Why……
Jiang Xia thought about it halfway, and forced himself to stop thinking about it, but after the concert was over, Jiang Xiangdong took him to a high-end restaurant for dinner.
It's called by its name: employee compensation.
Don't be funny, why hasn't he seen anyone else have it?It always feels like something terrible is going to happen.
Jiang Xia was still wary at first, but as soon as she entered the restaurant, Jiang Xia couldn't help being intoxicated by the exquisite decoration, elegant atmosphere, and delicious-looking food.
So he let his guard down.
When he heard the words "Let's date" from the boss, Jiang Xia spit it out. Fortunately, he covered it in time, but he choked him half to death, and everyone around him turned to look at him.
He flushed.One is because in such a place, such a big commotion makes him a little ashamed, and the other is that what Jiang Xiangdong said made him deeply feel that the three views have collapsed. Are straight men unreliable these days?
Isn't he straight?Not straight?Straight man?
Seeing Jiang Xia's expression of being stricken by Lei Jiao, Jiang Xiang suddenly felt happy, picked up the napkin and wiped Jiang Xia's mouth gracefully. Jiang Xia was in a daze, and before he realized it, Jiang Xiangdong had already withdrawn his hand.
He stammered, "Boss, boss, what are you talking about?"
Jiang Xiangran found it very interesting, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Well, it's just what you heard."
"But, but, aren't you a straight man?" Jiang Xia felt that the world simply couldn't love, how could a straight man fall in love with a man, and what happened in it.
"You also know my last one, well, let's call it my girlfriend," Jiang Xia nodded, "Women are too difficult to deal with and take up too much time."
ah?What?Women take up a lot of time!
"Business is busy, as an assistant, you can block it for me for the time being, and go home with me to see my mother sometime." Jiang Xiangdong lowered his head and continued to eat, but Jiang Xia was not calm, he almost knocked over the table, if it wasn't for the table It was a stone table welded to the ground, and as a result of the collision between the people and the stone, Lu Shi held his reader in his arms and asked with difficulty, "What, what?"
Meet the parents?Don't be funny, do we know each other so well?
"You don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend for the time being," the other party paused at this point, "We won't waste time together, and you won't need me to buy you this or that, or go shopping with you, or something. Cooking food is very in line with my criteria for choosing a spouse."
But you don't meet my mate selection criteria! !
Jiang Xia was about to refuse, but the system, which hadn't spoken for a long time, spoke with a mechanical voice.
"Host, keep our mission in mind, gain the character's favorability, and if you fail, you will be punished."
Jiang Xia froze for a moment, remembering those two wonderful punishments, one was electric shock, the other was non-action.
With a stiff face, he hesitated for a long time, but still nodded hesitantly.
There was no other way. In the end, Jiang Xiangdong left quite satisfied, but Jiang Xia stayed behind.He meant to send it, but Jiang Xia refused, so he had to be quiet.
"I really want to be his...boyfriend?" Jiang Xia couldn't say it.
"No, you can leave when you get enough favorability."
"How much is enough?" Jiang Xia didn't know about favorability, except for hearing it at the beginning.
"When the progress bar is full, you can leave. You can absorb the favorability of anyone, but the closer the relationship with the protagonist, the higher the favorability. You have completed 70.00% of the favorability."
Jiang Xia is happy, that is to say, as long as he gets 100% favorability, he can leave immediately, and he doesn't have to pretend to be gay or anything. This couldn't be better!
"Then is there any shortcut?"
"Get the favorability of the protagonist's relatives."
"It's great!" From being reluctant to now eager to try, Jiang Xia wished he could jump to Jiang Xiangdong's mother immediately and take him down.
You know, with the system in hand, I own the world!Hahaha!
The system quietly looked at Jiang Xia's over-excited appearance in a void space, thinking lightly about something.
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When I followed Jiang Xiangdong home that day, the sky was cloudless and the weather was absolutely fine. Jiang Xia's mood was as good as the bright weather. When he thought of leaving soon, he felt comfortable, and he didn't miss it at all!honestly!
I have to worry about it every day here, and I am on standby 24 hours a day. Not only that, the work is intense, and I haven't had much rest yet!Nima, if you bring a lunch box, you will be robbed by the boss!It couldn't be more difficult, could it?
He really didn't miss it at all!
When they got there, Jiang's mother was also very happy to see her son coming back, and loudly called Li Ma, the servant at the head of the family, to prepare dinner.He had met Jiang Xiangdong's assistant before. He was an honest and responsible person who helped his son a lot, so he welcomed him in with a good face.
But later, when Jiang's mother asked about the purpose of returning home from her son who didn't go home all the time and had no holidays today, Jiang Xiangdong said that he wanted to show her his future daughter-in-law.
Jiang's mother was naturally overjoyed, and kept asking her son to find a girlfriend, but he was too busy to find a girlfriend, so he was finally willing to bring it back, even if it was the girl she had chosen, as long as her family background was not too bad, it was fine. Negotiable.
"What? You want to find a man to be your daughter-in-law? I will never agree! Where is that male vixen! Well done Miss Yuan, she is the only daughter of a multinational corporation and will help your career a lot. An ordinary It's fine with people, I will never allow a man!"
The stern voice came out, accompanied by the sound of beating the table and the sound of broken porcelain, Jiang Xia was terrified to hear it outside.
"Mother, I have been working in the company for so long, and you know my ability. Do I still need a daughter from the Yuan family to help my career? Am I such a boring person? Ever since I agreed to be with that daughter , On the contrary, there is no time for work, and Kevin helped me complete it. He shared almost half of my affairs, not only as my assistant, but also gave me the care I have never received from you. He will Cooked me when I had a stomach ache, would go pick me up from that group of friends, and anyway, he fits all the boxes in my heart for a future partner, and," the man inside paused, "I like him."
"...I don't allow it."
"It's useless if you don't allow it. I've already been with him. Well, it's just what you think."
Then there was the sound of something falling to the ground, an almost trembling female voice, "He seduced you? How dare you? Xiangdong, are you trying to break the inheritance of our Jiang family? With so many women, Mom will find you one." What you want, someone who will assist you in your career, someone who can cook, isn’t it okay?”
"No, mother, I took advantage of him, and I have to be responsible to him."
"Money! I'll give him money, as long as he goes!"
"I……"
Jiang Xia got a headache when he heard it, and turned to go to the kitchen, where he seemed to relieve himself.
Mama Li was choosing dishes in the kitchen. Jiang Xia saw it and was about to turn around and leave when she suddenly heard a prompt from the system.
"Host, the protagonist thinks that you can cook is one of the necessary skills for his future partner. You can show it to win the favor of the protagonist's mother. You must know that the closer the relationship with the protagonist is, the more likely it is to increase the favorability of the protagonist's mother." The progress of the progress bar."
For the first time, Jiang Xia felt that the system's cold voice that made him goosebumps made him feel like the sound of nature, so joyful.As soon as he clapped his hands, he realized that this was really a good idea. He doesn't know how to cook after the shock, so it doesn't matter if the system controls his body.
The people inside were washing the dishes with great concentration. Suddenly, Jiang Xia clapped her hands and was taken aback. She turned her head and looked, with a smile on her face, "Mr. Wu, what are you doing here? The kitchen is small, you can go to the hall Sit."
Jiang Xia smiled wryly, "If you go to the lobby, you might be beaten," the other party didn't hear clearly, and said "ah", Jiang Xia shook his hand, "I'll help auntie."
"No need, you are a guest and a boy, what are you doing here, you go." But Jiang Xia didn't go out, but went into the kitchen, and after washing his hands, he half-forcibly took a piece of paper that was placed on the side. Plate the prawns, start to remove the prawn threads and brains, Mama Li praised Jiang Xia while choosing the dishes.
Hey~
The progress has reached 78%, the host please continue to work hard, the task is about to be completed.
When Jiang Xia went out with the dishes, she saw Jiang Xiangdong and his mother sitting on the sofa in the hall with stern faces. When they saw Jiang Xia coming out, their expressions changed.Jiang Xiangdong was delighted to see the things in Jiang Xia's hands, while Jiang's mother had a stern face, slapped the table with her jeweled hand, and was about to say something, when she saw the things in Jiang Xia's hands, she didn't know what to think, her face softened a little bit.
At the dinner table, Jiang Xiangdong took Jiang Xiazao's good dishes to Jiang's mother, "Eat more, mother, this is Kevin's craftsmanship. He is good at it. It doesn't have to be the chef of Yushanju."
Jiang Xia didn't understand what he was talking about, but thought it was probably something very advanced.Jiang's mother was skeptical, and she took a long mouthful of doubts, and was shocked. This taste reminded him of the long-lost... the past husband's cooking. Although it is not extremely delicious, it still has flaws, but... …
She looked at Jiang Xia with much softer eyes, and forced a stern face if she could.Jiang Xia silently lowered his head to eat vegetables, and only ate the few portions in front of him. He planed the rice quickly. Seeing the scene in front of him, Jiang Xiangdong was amused, and gave Jiang Xia half a fresh crab, but how could Jiang Xia say that he didn't love it? Eating crabs, because he can't eat gracefully, he always eats to death.He picked it for a long time, and finally couldn't take it anymore, he just chewed the crab shell together.
As a result, Jiang Xiangdong quickly handed over a small pliers, which are specially used to open crabs and take out crab meat. He specially clipped a section of crab pliers for him. The crab pliers were white and soft, with fat, tender and juicy meat and passed them to Jiang Xia. At that moment, the system beeped again.
Hey~
Congratulations, the progress of the host favorability is 88%
???
When finished eating, ben
"I met a woman." With such a simple answer, it was obvious that the other party didn't want to say anything more, and Jiang Xia tactfully didn't ask too much.He probably guessed that the big boss is rich, and the woman came over just after hooking her hand, and she never put much thought into it, so it's normal not to know what women like, but no matter what, you have to see who this woman is!
If it is a beautiful woman, then money is enough. If it is a lady from a famous family, then you have to study carefully, because there are people who want money, and the difference is that you spend your thoughts on her.
Jiang Xia thought about it, probably the latter type, otherwise he would not have to go out in desperation, and ask him about the Dafa of Yu Nu Dafa!
Jiang Xia rubbed her hands together, feeling that she finally has a role to play, not the system!It's not for nothing that he reads so many - Ma novels.
"... When you meet, it's best to create surprises. Women are emotional creatures. Create some romance. Bring her a bouquet of flowers that look better. It should not be too big, the more delicate the better. Chat at the dinner table and talk about what the other party is interested in. , and occasionally talk about my life..."
After Jiang Xia finished speaking, he closed the phone, and the raging heart of gossip made him unable to calm down for a long time. He just wanted to know how his method was. After all, he had never been in love before, and the only time he had a secret love failed And ended up so!
If the boss succeeds, he can just copy it in the future, and he is ready to move.
If Jiang Xiangdong knew that Jiang Xia was a guinea pig who used him as an experiment, he would probably go berserk again
In fact, Jiang Xiangdong, who was far away in Xie Ting, had just left the toilet, so he asked his attendant to come and ask him to go to the flower shop to order a bouquet of flowers, which must be delivered within half an hour. The flowers should not be too many, the more delicate the better, borrow money At random, the money was settled with the restaurant bill, and the table number was quoted.
He has grown up so much, but he has actually only been in love once, and that time was when a woman chased him. He never had to pay any attention to a woman pounce on him.If his mother hadn't said that this was the daughter of an old friend of hers who had returned from abroad, and her family property was huge, not inferior to that of the Jiang family, he would not bother to talk to her.
However, his mother spoke harshly, asking him to bring a woman to her within a year, and if it wasn't this young lady, he would have to find a good one.He is very afraid of trouble, anyway, women are like that, and he doesn't like it, so let's just do it, let's deal with it first, and then talk about it if it doesn't work.
Then try to put on a decent smile on your face, and walk forward politely, "I've been waiting for a long time, I went to the bathroom."
"It's okay, the desserts here are good, Mr. Jiang, hello, my name is Yuan Xinlei, you can call me Cynthia, what should I call you?"
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"Hoo hoo, the boss isn't here, so it's easy. I wonder how the boss is doing on a blind date?" Jiang Xia tilted her head, and there was a smile that men could understand at the corner of her mouth.
After finishing my brain, I looked at the wall clock, and there was almost an hour left. It was so boring. It was the first time that the boss was away all afternoon, so I felt sorry for myself if I didn't relax.
So I turned on the computer, browsed Sohu, clicked on a popular American drama, and watched it with relish.
Seeing the highlights, he laughed out loud, kept hitting the desktop, and the files on the table kept jumping. At the end of the episode, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, cleaned up the history, shut down the phone, and put the organized files After sending it to Jiang Xiangdong's table, he took a look at the room and it seemed that there were no flaws before going out.
Jiang Xia, who seems innocent, doesn't understand. In a place like the CEO's office, there are always some devices that are fireproof and anti-theft. It's a pity that he doesn't understand, otherwise...
The author has something to say: the military parade is so beautiful ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
☆、President, you are so annoying
So, the next day.
Jiang Xia looked at Jiang Xiangdong with a cold face, then recalled it, and felt that he didn't do anything wrong, didn't he finish all the work yesterday, and paid special attention to not chatting with the system, not only that, but also Solving that problem for the boss should be praised anyway, instead of facing the computer with a straight face.
Jiang Xia was curious, what was playing on that computer?
Soon, he will know.
He tapped his hand, as if he had pressed the pause button, "After I left yesterday, have you finished your work properly?"
Jiang Xia flicked, there should be all of them, right?
"Okay, it seems there is."
"like?"
"There must be." Jiang Xia nodded quickly.
"Are you sure?" Someone asked with a drawn out voice.
"Sure!"
"Okay, let's see what this is."
Jiang Xia walked and thought about what it was.But as soon as he saw it, huh?Isn't that him?Then his body froze for a moment, then, wasn't that him, he sat there with his feet up on the desk yesterday, watching American dramas, laughing like a crazy monitor while watching?
He scanned one side of the office reflexively, but didn't find the camera, and when he felt the menacing gaze turned back to his head, he saw the boss's stern expression.
"Ha, this, this I can explain!"
"There's no need to explain, I'll punish you for finishing all my remaining work today, and I'll check it tomorrow." The phone on the table vibrated, and Jiang Xiangdong picked it up to take a look, cursing "shit" in a low voice, and then He took his coat and left, and before closing the door, he turned his head and took a special look at Jiang Xia.
"I'll check tomorrow."
Jiang Xia was taken aback, and said that women are still good. At first glance, she knew that it was the woman who had baffled the boss, and she made a series of fatal calls, which saved him from death.
"012 Why didn't I see the surveillance!"
"This kind of place hides a lot of commercial secrets. If I let you know that there is surveillance here, it's okay?" Although it was a rhetorical question, the strong irony revealed in it made Jiang Xia extremely collapsed.
Can even inanimate systems despise people these days?
It was like this for the next few days. Jiang Xiangdong didn't come early, but he left very early. Every time it was a phone call or a text message. Frowning and frowning, everyone thought it was Jiang Xia who made the boss angry, even Jiang Xia was disgusted by others.
Jiang Xia really wanted to say, he was wronged, okay?
But I can't say it!The boss's private affairs cannot be exposed.
Jiang Xia is actually quite annoying, the boss calls for help every day.That's right!
As soon as he went out, he would call or send a text message, asking Jiang Xia what to do next.Jiang Xia gave a lot of bad ideas, such as what he read in novels or acted in Gouxue Taiwanese dramas, he just copied them all. It is up to him whether the boss does it or not, and he has given a solution anyway.
Although he really felt so stupid.
For example:
"Boss, can you take her to see a movie? What? Movies are boring? I heard that returnees are versatile, so take her to see the art exhibition and listen to the concert, how romantic, and then come out Take her to have a candlelight dinner sometime, women are easy to impress."
Another example:
"You order flowers to send to her company every day? What? Trouble? No trouble, dear boss, you just entrust the flower shop with carte blanche. Remember to write the greeting card in a romantic way, and you don't waste energy. Women like to show off." , If there is a man who sends flowers to the company every day, for others to see, how envious I am."
"Occasionally drive there, drive your most luxurious and stylish car, go to the gate of their company, then wear a handsome suit, remember to stand there, and then wait for her, and make a very affectionate look, women will definitely fall in love Under your suit pants!"
Fortunately, Jiang Xiangdong didn't watch enough to write romantic dramas, otherwise, Jiang Xia's nine lives would not be enough for him to die!
This is too, dog, blood, ok, ok!
Later, Jiang Jiangxia was already deeply helpless. I remember that when the boss sent another text message yesterday to ask him what to do, Jiang Xia replied coolly: cold salad!
The boss replied: Are you courting death?
Jiang Xia immediately orz fell to the ground, and then said a lot of sorry words in a doggy manner, and finally he said: It's not that the little one didn't work hard, but that the little one's former girlfriends weren't so troublesome!
He is really exhausted!
So after sending, looking at the words that the sending was successful, Jiang Xia said silently, I wish you good luck.
Obviously he has racked his brains, but the boss looks more and more ugly every day, before leaving today, he even said "damn woman", why does Jiang Xia have a terrible feeling orz hope it is his illusion.
Originally, Jiang Xia thought that the boss would not come back, because usually when he went out at noon, he would come back quite late, so he went home directly to deal with official business, and came back to waste time.Here's the boss's schedule lately.But not today.
Seeing Jiang Xiangdong walk in, Jiang Xia's mouth could almost stuff an egg into it. Oh my god!Why did the boss come back? Did something happen?
Jiang Xia didn't dare to ask questions, because the boss's face was the ugliest, most gloomy, and most terrifying in history!He felt that he might want to avoid the limelight, so he stood up and decided to go to the bathroom.
"Where are you going?" The voice was cold.
Jiang Xia turned her head and saw Jiang Xiangdong's messy shirt, then lowered her eyes, looked at the buttons of his shirt and replied, "Go to the bathroom."
There was nothing to do at first, after all, the boss didn't say that he couldn't go, so Jiang Xia said cheaply, "Why did you come back so early today?"
"I didn't take the bag."
Jiang Xiangdong scolded "shit" again. When he went there today, the woman took him and said that he was going to buy clothes and asked him to take a look. He forgot to mention his briefcase because there was an important document in it that he needed to see today. , so rejected.He has put up with that woman for a long time, and how much time he wastes for her every day is not as useful as his assistant Kevin. Not only will he not take up time, but he can also help him share affairs. He deeply feels that a woman is not as useful as an assistant.
He wants to leave, and the woman who insists on calling her Cynthia holds his arm or he will leave, and she also uses his disgusting voice to act like a baby, you must know that what Jiang Xiangdong hates the most is people who waste his time, Men and women are like this.That's why his assistants changed as quickly as changing clothes.
One is determined to leave, and the other is determined not to let go.So Jiang Xiangdong became angry, and he asked her if she had to be like this, but Cynthia stopped her and refused to let her go.So he said that's fine, he's tired of being around a woman every day, and it's annoying him with a headache.Pushing all the work aside, he also said in passing: Kevin said that his previous girlfriends didn't bother you.
So the woman began to chase after him and ask who is Kevin?Thought it was a third party?You must know that Kevin is a big man, and he avoids vexatious women.
But it’s no wonder that Cynthia, as a girlfriend, is going to be angry. Jiang Xiangdong compares her to Jiang Xia in everything. Jiang Xia is an otaku, so he has no hobbies. It can be said that he finds it troublesome for normal people to like. All he needs is a computer. He's fine with it.So every time Jiang Xiangdong gets annoyed and asks him do you like this?What about that?Jiang Xia shook her head, Jiang Xiangdong deeply felt that a woman is not as useful as an assistant.
When he was in the car, he asked the woman to get out of the car, but the woman came up to seduce him with a kiss. You must know that she was in the car, and Jiang Xiangdong was not a friend who wanted to die among the women like a group of hungry wolves.He finally got angry, pushed the woman away, dragged her out of the car, and left in a hurry.
How can a man like him know what it means to "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade".
"I've troubled you for a while." Jiang Xia's hair was so flattered by Jiang Xiangdong's words that he almost exploded. What happened?Don't let him bear the consequences for what that lady did!
"It won't be necessary in the future."
ah?What do you mean you won't need it later?
"So, boss, what do you mean?" Jiang Xia asked cautiously.
"It literally means, are you still going to the bathroom? Don't go and come and do things for me."
The two were so close, and after drinking like this, Jiang Xia was so frightened that he nodded again and again, and when he strode forward, the soles of his feet slipped!
The author has something to say: finish this volume orz for it today
☆、President, you are so annoying
Normally, if a person slips, he will always do something, hoping to save it, whether the rescue is successful or not is another matter.What's more, there is a person beside him who has only gone one step away.You are so close to yourself, so close that you are only one step away. If you don't reach out, you will be too sorry for yourself.
So Jiang Xia is like countless normal people, the survival instinct of human beings prompts him to find ways to save himself.So he stretched out his hand, and tightly grasped the corner of Jiang Xiangdong's clothes who had just walked a step away. Because he fell backwards, Jiang Xiangdong was caught off guard and was pulled over.He half turned around, but it was too late, he staggered a few times in the direction of Jiang Xia, and was brought down.
When a person falls down, you act as a meat pad, and a pad is not so good.It hurts to hit each other for real, even if this person is a child, let alone Jiang Xiangdong is a big man about 1.8 meters tall. You must know that Jiang Xiangdong is much taller and stronger than Jiang Xia's body. Acceleration, Jiang Xia felt that her internal organs were about to shift.
He couldn't help screaming.
He didn't know that at this time, Linda happened to encounter something and went to the door to ask Jiang Xiangdong, because she happened to see Jiang Xiangdong coming back.She didn't dare to call the boss after get off work, so she happened to ask with a file.She had just stood at the door when she heard a scream from inside, but because the sound insulation effect of the door was very good, only a muffled cry could be heard.
She was startled, and quickly covered her mouth, for fear that she would make a sound. Although there was only one boss's office on this floor, she was a little guilty at the moment, feeling that she knew something important.Originally, they had nothing to do and it was just their own selfish thinking, Linda said she didn't believe it, but it sounds interesting, but!
Look what she heard! !Why is there a feeling of excitement!Uncontrollable passion!The heart of gossip is burning!The nature of women's gossip will not fade because of age, let alone, Linda is less than thirty years old.
Linda held her heart that was beating wildly because she dug up the shocking gossip, and took a few big breaths. Then, just as she was leaving, she heard some movement inside. Because the sound insulation is so good, there are only small sounds, but they can be transmitted. Outside, with such an ambiguous voice, some unsuitable images for children could not help appearing in Linda's mind.
Could it be that the boss overlord is attacking hard? ?
oh my god!
Although Linda is not a rotten girl, there are a lot of rotten girl interns downstairs, but she couldn't bear the scene that was too intriguing. She wanted to listen to it at first, but the thumping joy in her heart overwhelmed the inside With a small voice, she took the elevator and left tremblingly. She felt that she had the responsibility to share her new discovery with her best friend.
exclusive!
"Boss, can you, can you get up, cough cough." Jiang Xia said in a weak voice, he really didn't want to be weak, but he was trembling with pain all over his body, so he could only speak with so much strength up.
pain!Shaking with pain!
Jiang Xiangdong looked at Jiang Xia's pale face of pain, who was pressed by him, and felt a little sorry. What happened to the strange emotions that were familiar and mixed with him that he didn't know?
It seems that this scene has happened before?He got up quickly, and pulled Jiang Xia up. Because of his absent-mindedness, Jiang Xia was pulled up violently, and was caught off guard again. Jiang Xia threw himself on Jiang Xiangdong. He was startled, and raised his head to hit Jiang Xiangdong's lowered head.
Well, Jiang Xia's eyes widened, this, this is!
Jiang Xiangdong let go of his hand suddenly, and took a few steps back, the strange feeling in his heart could not be erased like a shadow.Almost flustered, he took his briefcase and fled in a hurry, only having time to say "I have something urgent to do, so I'm leaving first".As for Jiang Xia, he was still sluggish in place, half kneeling on the ground.
He touched his mouth and stayed there for a long time, before he suddenly realized that he was kissed again!
The first kiss and the second kiss of labor and capital were all accidentally given to someone!It turned out to be an accident!And it's not a hot beauty, but a big and thick man!
Jiang Xia's heart is actually very broken, but he feels that the boss is probably more broken than him. After all, he is a straight man through and through, and he has probably had many mistresses, but the male lover is probably just a cloud.
Thinking of this, I suddenly feel much better.
Jiang Xia comforted himself with dry laughs, and quickly got up.
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These few days are so weird, really weird, Jiang Xia thinks that these few days are the weirdest since he grew up.
First, the boss didn't come to work for several days, and then after he came to work, his attitude towards him became a little strange.Don't ask him what's strange, it's a man's sixth sense!Why only women have a sixth sense, men have it too!
It seems that the old way of getting along with alienation has returned, and Jiang Xia didn't dare to ask. He thought it was because of the embarrassment between the two of them because of the incident that day. Dirty memories.
Have you ever seen that man collecting flowers? ?
A large bunch of roses, all kinds of colors, very delicate, but no card, no name left!Jiang Xia thought that he couldn't see that Wu Wen, an otaku-looking boy, actually got into a peach blossom debt and asked him to collect it for him.
But why when he was collecting flowers, all his colleagues had such weird eyes, they looked at him with creepy eyes, scared to death, okay, isn't it just men collecting flowers!Can't men accept flowers?
Who rules!
However, what will happen to Gu Lao's performance that the boss handed him, can he not accept it?He doesn't have that cell, he appreciates music so much, can he change to someone else? ?
However, Jiang Xia silently glanced at a concert ticket in the wallet, and recalled the scene before the boss left just now.
"This is a ticket given to me by a friend of mine. I planned to go with his girlfriend, but I couldn't come because of something. This is still a VIP seat. If you have money, you can't buy it. I will give you one. If you have time, please come with me." , I have already broken up with that woman."
"It's a pity to waste it. Come if you have nothing to do. If you don't come...you can figure it out." Then he left.
Recently, Jiang Xia found himself stiff and didn't know what to do many times. For example, just now, he looked at the ticket in a daze, and then thought of the phrase "you can figure it out" and wanted to cry without tears.
concert?
hehe.
After more than [-] years of labor and management, this is the first time I actually hold a high-end VIP ticket for a concert. I heard that it is still a special class with a price but no market.Shouldn't you be happy?Is it because of kneeling and thanking?
not at all!Thinking of him sitting there, sitting motionless for hours, even if old Mr. Gu Mingde is the top pianist in his country, he would not be honored at all.
You can eat popcorn and drink Coke while watching a movie, laugh and cry at the same time, watch a concert, don't be stupid, you have to do things right, and you have to show commitment, it's not like he should go Pretentious place.
But the boss has spoken, he has to go, even though this scene looks weird no matter how you look at it!No matter how you look at it, how familiar!
But he felt that it would be better not to know, haven't you heard a word?
Rarely confused!
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[The author has something to say] Since the number of words is only [-] to [-], I decided to post a short joke to make up the number of words. If you are cute, don’t hit me, it will hurt.
【Janzi】
小受送小攻出国时说:我等你到25岁.小攻暗暗心痛,原来他给的爱有限期.5年后小攻收到一封信:今天我25岁!他紧紧捏着信,决定埋葬这段感情.1年后他带着帅气的男人回国,本想在小受面前炫耀,然而看到的却是块冰冷的墓碑.他的墓志铭:我永远只有25岁,这样我就可以一直等你。
【Are you making a prototype? Let me poke you with a bubble】
☆、President, you are so annoying
Jiang Xia said that he is experiencing a rare reorganization of the three views in his life.
He just came out of a concert.
When he was inside just now, he was restless, and he had no interest in watching any concerts. Although the sound of the piano was melodious and particularly beautiful, after the initial freshness passed, when he thought of a big Buddha sitting next to him, Look at him sitting there quietly and enjoying the music, the music is coming in from Jiang Xia's left ear and coming out of his right ear.He listened absent-mindedly, and couldn't help thinking about it in his heart. Although Jiang Xia had been telling himself to be confused, but now that he was free, the things in his mind were like a wild horse running wild.
Why is the boss in such a strange state recently?
Why did you pull him out to listen to the concert?
Why is it so coincidental that he keeps receiving flowers recently?
Why……
Jiang Xia thought about it halfway, and forced himself to stop thinking about it, but after the concert was over, Jiang Xiangdong took him to a high-end restaurant for dinner.
It's called by its name: employee compensation.
Don't be funny, why hasn't he seen anyone else have it?It always feels like something terrible is going to happen.
Jiang Xia was still wary at first, but as soon as she entered the restaurant, Jiang Xia couldn't help being intoxicated by the exquisite decoration, elegant atmosphere, and delicious-looking food.
So he let his guard down.
When he heard the words "Let's date" from the boss, Jiang Xia spit it out. Fortunately, he covered it in time, but he choked him half to death, and everyone around him turned to look at him.
He flushed.One is because in such a place, such a big commotion makes him a little ashamed, and the other is that what Jiang Xiangdong said made him deeply feel that the three views have collapsed. Are straight men unreliable these days?
Isn't he straight?Not straight?Straight man?
Seeing Jiang Xia's expression of being stricken by Lei Jiao, Jiang Xiang suddenly felt happy, picked up the napkin and wiped Jiang Xia's mouth gracefully. Jiang Xia was in a daze, and before he realized it, Jiang Xiangdong had already withdrawn his hand.
He stammered, "Boss, boss, what are you talking about?"
Jiang Xiangran found it very interesting, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Well, it's just what you heard."
"But, but, aren't you a straight man?" Jiang Xia felt that the world simply couldn't love, how could a straight man fall in love with a man, and what happened in it.
"You also know my last one, well, let's call it my girlfriend," Jiang Xia nodded, "Women are too difficult to deal with and take up too much time."
ah?What?Women take up a lot of time!
"Business is busy, as an assistant, you can block it for me for the time being, and go home with me to see my mother sometime." Jiang Xiangdong lowered his head and continued to eat, but Jiang Xia was not calm, he almost knocked over the table, if it wasn't for the table It was a stone table welded to the ground, and as a result of the collision between the people and the stone, Lu Shi held his reader in his arms and asked with difficulty, "What, what?"
Meet the parents?Don't be funny, do we know each other so well?
"You don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend for the time being," the other party paused at this point, "We won't waste time together, and you won't need me to buy you this or that, or go shopping with you, or something. Cooking food is very in line with my criteria for choosing a spouse."
But you don't meet my mate selection criteria! !
Jiang Xia was about to refuse, but the system, which hadn't spoken for a long time, spoke with a mechanical voice.
"Host, keep our mission in mind, gain the character's favorability, and if you fail, you will be punished."
Jiang Xia froze for a moment, remembering those two wonderful punishments, one was electric shock, the other was non-action.
With a stiff face, he hesitated for a long time, but still nodded hesitantly.
There was no other way. In the end, Jiang Xiangdong left quite satisfied, but Jiang Xia stayed behind.He meant to send it, but Jiang Xia refused, so he had to be quiet.
"I really want to be his...boyfriend?" Jiang Xia couldn't say it.
"No, you can leave when you get enough favorability."
"How much is enough?" Jiang Xia didn't know about favorability, except for hearing it at the beginning.
"When the progress bar is full, you can leave. You can absorb the favorability of anyone, but the closer the relationship with the protagonist, the higher the favorability. You have completed 70.00% of the favorability."
Jiang Xia is happy, that is to say, as long as he gets 100% favorability, he can leave immediately, and he doesn't have to pretend to be gay or anything. This couldn't be better!
"Then is there any shortcut?"
"Get the favorability of the protagonist's relatives."
"It's great!" From being reluctant to now eager to try, Jiang Xia wished he could jump to Jiang Xiangdong's mother immediately and take him down.
You know, with the system in hand, I own the world!Hahaha!
The system quietly looked at Jiang Xia's over-excited appearance in a void space, thinking lightly about something.
***
When I followed Jiang Xiangdong home that day, the sky was cloudless and the weather was absolutely fine. Jiang Xia's mood was as good as the bright weather. When he thought of leaving soon, he felt comfortable, and he didn't miss it at all!honestly!
I have to worry about it every day here, and I am on standby 24 hours a day. Not only that, the work is intense, and I haven't had much rest yet!Nima, if you bring a lunch box, you will be robbed by the boss!It couldn't be more difficult, could it?
He really didn't miss it at all!
When they got there, Jiang's mother was also very happy to see her son coming back, and loudly called Li Ma, the servant at the head of the family, to prepare dinner.He had met Jiang Xiangdong's assistant before. He was an honest and responsible person who helped his son a lot, so he welcomed him in with a good face.
But later, when Jiang's mother asked about the purpose of returning home from her son who didn't go home all the time and had no holidays today, Jiang Xiangdong said that he wanted to show her his future daughter-in-law.
Jiang's mother was naturally overjoyed, and kept asking her son to find a girlfriend, but he was too busy to find a girlfriend, so he was finally willing to bring it back, even if it was the girl she had chosen, as long as her family background was not too bad, it was fine. Negotiable.
"What? You want to find a man to be your daughter-in-law? I will never agree! Where is that male vixen! Well done Miss Yuan, she is the only daughter of a multinational corporation and will help your career a lot. An ordinary It's fine with people, I will never allow a man!"
The stern voice came out, accompanied by the sound of beating the table and the sound of broken porcelain, Jiang Xia was terrified to hear it outside.
"Mother, I have been working in the company for so long, and you know my ability. Do I still need a daughter from the Yuan family to help my career? Am I such a boring person? Ever since I agreed to be with that daughter , On the contrary, there is no time for work, and Kevin helped me complete it. He shared almost half of my affairs, not only as my assistant, but also gave me the care I have never received from you. He will Cooked me when I had a stomach ache, would go pick me up from that group of friends, and anyway, he fits all the boxes in my heart for a future partner, and," the man inside paused, "I like him."
"...I don't allow it."
"It's useless if you don't allow it. I've already been with him. Well, it's just what you think."
Then there was the sound of something falling to the ground, an almost trembling female voice, "He seduced you? How dare you? Xiangdong, are you trying to break the inheritance of our Jiang family? With so many women, Mom will find you one." What you want, someone who will assist you in your career, someone who can cook, isn’t it okay?”
"No, mother, I took advantage of him, and I have to be responsible to him."
"Money! I'll give him money, as long as he goes!"
"I……"
Jiang Xia got a headache when he heard it, and turned to go to the kitchen, where he seemed to relieve himself.
Mama Li was choosing dishes in the kitchen. Jiang Xia saw it and was about to turn around and leave when she suddenly heard a prompt from the system.
"Host, the protagonist thinks that you can cook is one of the necessary skills for his future partner. You can show it to win the favor of the protagonist's mother. You must know that the closer the relationship with the protagonist is, the more likely it is to increase the favorability of the protagonist's mother." The progress of the progress bar."
For the first time, Jiang Xia felt that the system's cold voice that made him goosebumps made him feel like the sound of nature, so joyful.As soon as he clapped his hands, he realized that this was really a good idea. He doesn't know how to cook after the shock, so it doesn't matter if the system controls his body.
The people inside were washing the dishes with great concentration. Suddenly, Jiang Xia clapped her hands and was taken aback. She turned her head and looked, with a smile on her face, "Mr. Wu, what are you doing here? The kitchen is small, you can go to the hall Sit."
Jiang Xia smiled wryly, "If you go to the lobby, you might be beaten," the other party didn't hear clearly, and said "ah", Jiang Xia shook his hand, "I'll help auntie."
"No need, you are a guest and a boy, what are you doing here, you go." But Jiang Xia didn't go out, but went into the kitchen, and after washing his hands, he half-forcibly took a piece of paper that was placed on the side. Plate the prawns, start to remove the prawn threads and brains, Mama Li praised Jiang Xia while choosing the dishes.
Hey~
The progress has reached 78%, the host please continue to work hard, the task is about to be completed.
When Jiang Xia went out with the dishes, she saw Jiang Xiangdong and his mother sitting on the sofa in the hall with stern faces. When they saw Jiang Xia coming out, their expressions changed.Jiang Xiangdong was delighted to see the things in Jiang Xia's hands, while Jiang's mother had a stern face, slapped the table with her jeweled hand, and was about to say something, when she saw the things in Jiang Xia's hands, she didn't know what to think, her face softened a little bit.
At the dinner table, Jiang Xiangdong took Jiang Xiazao's good dishes to Jiang's mother, "Eat more, mother, this is Kevin's craftsmanship. He is good at it. It doesn't have to be the chef of Yushanju."
Jiang Xia didn't understand what he was talking about, but thought it was probably something very advanced.Jiang's mother was skeptical, and she took a long mouthful of doubts, and was shocked. This taste reminded him of the long-lost... the past husband's cooking. Although it is not extremely delicious, it still has flaws, but... …
She looked at Jiang Xia with much softer eyes, and forced a stern face if she could.Jiang Xia silently lowered his head to eat vegetables, and only ate the few portions in front of him. He planed the rice quickly. Seeing the scene in front of him, Jiang Xiangdong was amused, and gave Jiang Xia half a fresh crab, but how could Jiang Xia say that he didn't love it? Eating crabs, because he can't eat gracefully, he always eats to death.He picked it for a long time, and finally couldn't take it anymore, he just chewed the crab shell together.
As a result, Jiang Xiangdong quickly handed over a small pliers, which are specially used to open crabs and take out crab meat. He specially clipped a section of crab pliers for him. The crab pliers were white and soft, with fat, tender and juicy meat and passed them to Jiang Xia. At that moment, the system beeped again.
Hey~
Congratulations, the progress of the host favorability is 88%
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When finished eating, ben
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