yellow cabbage

At exactly 11 o'clock in the evening, I, who was eating oranges, suddenly said to the elder sister who was doing the same project beside me: "My beautiful sister, I feel that my life is in danger, and I am afraid that there will be bloody disasters this month. Please borrow some money. Let the concubine ask for a peace talisman!"

It's a pity that the people next to me are too cold, they don't even give me a straight face, I only hear a cold voice, "Hmph, Guanyin Bodhisattva can't save you, don't worry, I'll collect the body for you when you turn around."

Obviously the handsome guy in the TV series is more attractive than me. While pitying her that she doesn't understand my charm, I started to put on a show with my acting skills loaded, "Little cabbage, yellow ground, pity me..."

"Shut up, the singing is so ugly, and I won't lend you money, you need blood lessons to grow your memory."

Wow, I would be so impulsive if I took it seriously, I'm so stupid, I cursed inwardly.But the skill of the mouth is not lost, otherwise it will really become a cabbage. different!"

A murderous eye knife swept over, and then a voice of hatred for iron and steel sounded in his ears, "What's the difference!? You have a bloody disaster, isn't it that you are jobless and your savings are spent. Eat your oranges Go, no matter how nonsense you talk, you don't even have to eat oranges!"

I was immediately confused, thinking that if it is difficult to arouse your sympathy, then it is necessary to consider whether the blood relationship between us is real.But I won't lose in a battle of words, no matter how strong you are, you still have weaknesses, not to mention that I bought the oranges.

"Cold-blooded old woman" After I finished speaking, I quickly put the oranges in my hand into my mouth, and at the same time picked up the few remaining ones and returned to the room at the speed of light. The moment the door closed, I clearly heard the sound of life being threatened.Don't ask me why I heard this awesome sound, because the three-point fruit knife on my door says it all, thank you.

The next day I woke up early in order to unplug the fruit knife that might be stuck in my body at any time and put it back in the fruit bowl obediently.Some people may ask why this guy is allowed to exist, then I can only tell you with 26 years of life experience: "Fruit knives are definitely much better than kitchen knives, and I have more than [-] years of avoiding experience, I am not sure if Can a knife with different density, quality, shape and size still be able to escape successfully? I still don’t risk my life.”

After putting away the knife, I glanced at the note my sister left beside the fruit plate, and there was only one thought in my mind: My sister got up really early, but luckily I got up late.

"Erwang" Yes, I once had a youthful name, Gu Wangwang, and a nickname, Erwang, which is very scientific and connotative, so please don't laugh. This name is based on the wisdom of our whole family. Even my great-grandmother said good!It was definitely not chosen by my mother with trembling hands when flipping through the dictionary, so I repeated it for convenience.Forget it, it’s all tears, let’s keep watching.

"Put the fruit knife away for me. There is breakfast on the table. After eating, remember to wash the dishes from last night." After reading it, I knew it was my sister, and there was no need to doubt our blood relationship.Because the word breakfast is the most powerful evidence, and how natural the tone of calling me is, I pinched the little note and thought excitedly.

Ma Liu turned around and rushed towards the dining table. While staying in the air, his eyes glanced at the tragedy of the kitchen sink, and his knees softened, and he knelt down in front of the dining table. After a while, he murmured: "Sister! ,Long live Long live Long live."

When I finished cleaning up the battlefield, I felt that I could wrap my body in horse leather. I looked at my watch and it was already noon. It turned out that the old lady’s breakfast was my salary for this morning’s work. Thinking of this, the corners of my mouth twitched uncontrollably.But the more important thing at the moment is to solve the lunch, and after thinking about it, I took out my mobile phone.

"Beep...beep...beep...beep..." What I didn't know was that this phone call was the beginning of me on the tragic road of losing my sovereignty in life again.

The phone will always be connected, but there is no turning back in life.

"Hello" a distraught voice sounded on the other end of the phone, full of deep sleepiness and dissatisfaction after being disturbed.

The small light bulb in my mind suddenly lit up: the level of danger is level two, and the reason: disturbing sleep.Thinking of this, I quickly changed my voice, and said with the utmost gentleness, "The little girl is a beautiful woman with the reputation of the flower of the high mountain and the orchid of the valley. However, the family is in decline, and it coincides with being cheated out of a large amount of silver yesterday, and now it is difficult to continue and the end of the road, dare to ask my son..."

"Speak human!" The voice on the other side had a tendency to run wild. I wondered why beautiful women were useless, and felt that the level of danger seemed to have increased again. The reason: I did not delay at all when I was flirting with death.

"I'm sorry handsome, I disturbed your sleep, I made a mistake! I'll hang up now."

"You still dare to pretend to me, Gu Erwang, is your skin itchy again? I don't know if I only slept for 3 hours at this time."

"Fuck, Xiao Linzi, I told you not to call me by my nickname. That's a beautiful mistake. And your night life is nothing to do with me. Be careful of kidney deficiency." I can bear everything, but this nickname is not.And the guy on the other side can bear everything, except being disturbed while sleeping. . .Suddenly, I felt that I had done too many sins, and I began to think about the previous 26 years of my life. It seemed that every time I looked for him, he was sleeping. What a lovely coincidence.

The world was quiet for a while, and as my mind wandered, the person on the other end of the phone seemed to be reaching the limit of patience.Listening to the overwhelming anger brought by the heavy breathing on the other side, the life safety reminder function brought back my mind, especially when I suddenly thought that I seemed to be asking for something. . . . . . "Cleared his throat, and said softly: "Lin Ziyan, if I treat you to dinner, I'll go to the third one. "

"Heh." After a sneer, there was no further text, which obviously meant that this was not enough to make up for the mistakes you made, little bitch.

Knowing the peeing nature of this person I grew up with, I said with a heartbeat: "I beg the boss to cook chestnut beef for you personally, and I also want the signature old three."

There was another silence, and when I felt that the vile and violent factors in my heart were about to become active again, the other party finally gave me a hand

"Understood, just wait." After finishing speaking, she hung up the phone arrogantly, this kid is really good at temper.

If he is in trouble, he is not afraid that I will clean him up. You must know that his parents are all against me, uh, but my parents seem to be against him, shit, we should do a paternity test together someday.Moaning, he put on his shoes and went out, then rushed to the restaurant Lao Sanxiang two streets away from my house, yes, it was so close, otherwise how could I ask that boy out, cut.

How much I value people can usually be measured by how far I am from home.

Many years later, thinking of today, I came to a conclusion that the result of losing power and humiliating the country was originally obtained by myself, as expected.I have committed too many crimes, and this life is useless, but the whole process only took three days to break the levee of my life, and it has been out of my control since then, because that man will come back sooner or later.And I can only adapt to the situation, but in the end I still lose my heart.

Fate is like this going round and round, end to end, you think you have escaped, only to realize that it is just someone else's little trick.