Brother has professional scumbag skills

"No, no, how could I be angry with you." Jian Qu immediately gave Du Zihuan a big smile, his eyes narrowed into a line as usual.

So happy!

Seeing such a rapid change in Jian Qu's attitude, Du Zihuan immediately resumed his aloof attitude, turned his head coldly, walked in front, and continued to ignore Jian Qu.

Jian Qu walked a few steps quickly, smiled and moved to Du Zihuan's side, happily walking forward side by side with him.

"I want to eat your roast duck, Sixi meatballs, and sauced pig's trotters."

Du Zihuan stopped suddenly.

Jian Qu hurriedly explained with a smile: "Just kidding, just buy ready-made ones!"

Du Zihuan ignored Jian Qu at all, but opened his arms, reached out and took two large bags of flour and stuffed them into the cart.

Jian Qu was almost choked by the white smoke that suddenly rose from the cart. He looked at the weight of the flour, and found that one bag weighed fifty catties. No wonder it was such a big bag.

"You... what are you doing?"

Du Zihuan glanced at Jian Qu calmly, and said two words with grace: "Special price."

"Just buy a bag at a special price. How can you finish eating 100 catties?"

Du Zihuan bought some chocolate, butter, baking powder, dried fruit...

Looking at the overcrowded cart, Jian Qu couldn't help it, "Zi Huan, what's on your shopping list later?"

"No, because the flour is on sale."

Jian Qu: "..."

It was the first time he discovered that the supermarket was so good at doing business.

The promotion is the same, and everything is hot.

Before four o'clock in the evening, the two completed the moving work.After Jian Qu returned to his home, he felt much more comfortable.In order to celebrate Du Zihuan and him officially living a "husband life", he said that after eating, he will clean up.

As soon as Jian Qu finished speaking, Du Zihuan told him in a flat tone: "The meal is ready, come and eat."

"So fast?" Jian Qu went to the table and found three dishes on the table.

Roast duck, Sixi balls, sauced pig's trotters.

Why did he feel so familiar?It seems that he just talked about it in the supermarket.

A warm current gushed out of Jian Qu's heart in an instant, and he looked at Du Zihuan movedly: "Thank you, I never thought you'd take it to heart. Zihuan, you are so amazing. I only went to the bathroom just now, and you're just like that." The meal is ready in no time. The cooking skills are second to none!"

"You're welcome, I just ordered takeaway, swipe your card." After Du Zihuan finished speaking, he put the chopsticks and bowl in front of Jian Qu, and then threw him a green onion pancake, "I'm too lazy to make rice, so I can just eat pancakes."

Jian Qu: "..."

He wants to immediately take back those previous touches!

Jian Qu ate the roast duck and Sixi meatballs, but the sauced pig's feet didn't move.

Du Zihuan knew that he didn't eat things with bones, and he knew that when Jian Qu called sauced pig's trotters, it was for him.So he ordered two servings of sauced pig's trotters, and ate them all by himself, without even eating the pancakes.

After dinner, Jian Qu really did what he said and went to clean up the house.

Du Zihuan has been busy in the kitchen, kneading, baking, kneading...

The next day, Jian Qu took a trunk full of cakes and biscuits to the forensic office.God knows how busy Du Zihuan was last night.He had planned to do some meaningful exercise to celebrate their first day together, but all the good times were ruined by these goddamn cakes and cookies.

Du Zihuan used up a whole bag of flour, 50 catties.

Fortunately, his kitchen is big enough, and the oven is big enough, otherwise it really wouldn't be able to meet Du Zihuan's needs.

Jian Qu originally thought that Du Zihuan wanted to improve the relationship with his colleagues, so he made so many things with his heart and gave them to the colleagues of the Forensic Medicine Office.In the end, when he asked the reason clearly, Jian Qu realized that he was thinking too much.

Du Zihuan just wanted to see if he could make it because he saw the delicious cake in the TV commercial.Then last night the cake was too unchallenging, so he made biscuits instead.

Software engineer, doctor, forensic doctor, pastry chef...

Du Zihuan's job opportunities are so wide that Jian Qu is deeply worried.

It seemed that he would have no chance to let Du Zihuan rely on him to live in the future.

After Du Zihuan asked Jian Qu to help move the three boxes of cakes and biscuits to the office, he said goodbye to him.Not long after the person left, someone from the florist came to send white roses.

When Du Zihuan didn't sign for the receipt, the sender of the flowers played tricks and refused to leave.

"Sir, the boss said that if you can't sign for this bouquet, you will fire me."

Du Zihuan raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you sign the labor contract?"

"Little workers like us, how can anyone make love to us." The young man who delivered the flowers scratched his head and smiled innocently, "I just found this job, and my sister at home is still waiting for my money to go to school. Just take pity on me."

Du Zihuan's attitude changed drastically, and he said with a sneer, "Don't pretend to be stupid, there is an 'I' on the left and an 'I' on the right. It's a pity that learning and selling are not enough. The last sentence was missed, so let's say 'I'."

The flower delivery boy realized that he had been found out, and he lowered his head in embarrassment, a little ashamed, he really wanted to pretend to be poor to gain sympathy.

Du Zihuan was too lazy to say anything, so he sent him away.

……

After the flower delivery plan failed, Min Bowen's assistant Jiang Fengling had to report the situation to the boss.

"It seems that Du Zihuan is not a person who is greedy for vanity. Before Bai Yuanqing asked him to sign a contract to become a star, he has always refused. Now it is obviously useless to use flowers to attack." Jiang Fengling is also an afterthought, she did not before realize this.She always thought that homosexuals would be like most girls, unable to resist the romantic temptation of flowers.

Min Bowen has always trusted this assistant who helped her with PepsiCo, so he asked her what to do next. "Think of a way to get him here, even if he doesn't want to, add some ingredients, it's still up to him."

"Boss, this is a serious violation of the law. Once the evidence is caught, you will have to bear heavy criminal responsibility. The taxi driver incident last time is a reference. He is still in the detention center. Fortunately, we found him at the time. I didn't leave any clues at the time, otherwise the police would follow suit, and the consequences would be unimaginable. Moreover, Du Zihuan's method of treating the driver was not simple, he is a smart man. Now he must be on guard, and it will definitely not work if he is tough." Jiang Fengling analyzed road.

When Min Bowen heard that he was in trouble, he was a little annoyed, "I shouldn't have let that guy, Mu Chiteng, play with me at the beginning. He said that he would let me play when he had enough fun with him. In the end, he didn't even say that he didn't get it done. He was kicked to the South Pacific. Now this kid has changed from a docile little sheep to a flamingo, but he was eaten by that kid Jian Qu. What status do I have if someone surnamed Jian dares to threaten me? You've got to play Du Zihuan!"

Jiang Fengling remained silent, but secretly complained in his heart.In fact, it can't be blamed on Mr. Jian, who comes first. After all, Mr. Jian has good looks, good family background, brilliant talents, and is impeccable in all aspects.As for Mr. Min, a middle-aged man, he looks elegant on the outside, but in fact he is full of ruffian and bad temper.Whoever it is, I am afraid that they will not give up the excellent Mr. Jian and choose Mr. Min.Of course, if factors such as the material level are taken into account, Mr. Min still has a 20% possibility.After all, there are many beautiful men and women who will do anything to become famous, but this does not apply to Du Zihuan, who is not greedy for such things at all.

After analyzing many aspects, Jiang Fengling decided to open a breakthrough in a gentle way from other aspects.

Although Min Bowen was impatient, in order to satisfy his greed, Min Bowen agreed to Jiang Fengling's solution.

……

At noon on the 12th, when Du Zihuan got off work, as soon as he left the gate of the forensic office, he saw a man snatch a woman's backpack on the sidewalk, and then he frantically went into the alley.The woman whose bag was robbed shouted a few times, then ran to Du Zihuan, begging him to help chase the thief.

Du Zihuan just lowered his head and fiddled with the phone, completely ignoring the woman.

Two minutes later, the security guards in the forensic office building set out from the back door, and sure enough, they were blocked by a male thief running back in a dead end on the street.

Several security guards escorted him to the main entrance of the medical examiner's office.

Du Zihuan said that he had already called the police.

When the woman who had been crying and pestering Du Zihuan heard this, she fell silent for a moment, faltered for a while, then suddenly changed her words and said that they were a husband and wife quarreling, and then she was going to drag the 'male thief' away.

The security guards hesitated.

"To arrest her, it's two people working together to commit the crime." Du Zihuan clamped the woman's wrist and let her to the security guards.

The woman began to cry, shouting dissatisfiedly that the forensic doctor was unreasonable, then turned around and said that the security guard and Du Zihuan molested her.

The security guards panicked, and they were a little afraid to arrest this woman, for fear of causing a commotion.

Du Zihuan warned them in a 'very friendly' tone: "If you eat my cake and biscuits, you should trust me."

Security guards: "..."

The woman is still crying.

Du Zihuan calmly raised his finger and pointed to the three monitors around him, "Cry and shout whatever you want, anyway, they will give us our innocence."

All the security guards praised Du Zihuan in their hearts.

As expected of a person who can make delicious cakes and biscuits, he is talented and calm enough!They almost forgot that there are many monitors near the building.

"You said that you are husband and wife, just ask two questions separately, such as wedding anniversary and each other's birthday." Du Zihuan continued.

The security guards acted immediately, and the result of the review really confirmed Du Zihuan's conjecture.These two are not husband and wife at all!This time it was useless to let the woman cry or explain.

The forensic office was not far from the police station, and the police arrived soon, escorting the fake couple who committed the crime together to the police station.Because the evidence was sufficient, the case was quickly filed for review.