[Comprehensive British and American] Emanuel the autistic

The two hurriedly cleaned up the messy barbecue grill. Fortunately, Emanuel was used to human life.

But I haven't forgotten my super power, so I used my mind to cushion the grilled fish before it landed, otherwise I'm afraid both of them will be hungry at noon today.

Emmanuel held the tabby cat and educated it with a serious face: "Do you know that you are wrong?"

Tabby cat licks paw: "Meow!"

"How dare you talk back! If you talk back again, I'll throw you out!"

The tabby cat turned its head in disdain: "Meow!"

"You, you, you... I'm so mad, you, like Stark, were sent by God to punish me for the evil I committed in my previous life, right?"

Tony, who is rebuilding the grill: Why did your fight with the cat affect me!

The tabby cat glanced at Tony, who was watching the show, and meowed at him twice.

"Don't ask anyone for help! I'm telling you that if you don't explain this to me clearly, you don't want to leave!" Emmanuel was furious.

"Can you understand cats?" Tony asked curiously after thinking about it.

Emmanuel: "I can still understand human speech."

Tony: "..." I almost forgot that this bold monster is not human at all.

Tabby: "Meow meow! Meow!"

Emmanuel: "It's useless to be cute! If I hug you later, the charcoal will burn on your head! When the time comes, I'll burn you bald, and I'll see how cute you are!"

The tabby cat seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then suddenly turned into a tearful cat, Maotou, still trying to pass the test with cuteness.

"..." Three black lines slid down from the top of Emanuel's head, and he looked helplessly at Tony who was reluctantly stuffing the last biscuit into his mouth, "This thing really looks like you, I can't take it Fazi, why don’t you teach it a lesson.”

"Language barrier." Tony shrugged.

"It's okay, you can just scold it, it can understand what you mean." Emanuel said while throwing the tabby cat in his hand to Tony.

Tony quickly caught it, and stared at the tabby cat in his hand, then he suddenly had an idea, took out a signature pen from his pocket and said, "Hey, yes, I want to give this little tiger Draw the word "King" on the head. "

Emanuel: "Be creative..."

The tabby cat also realized that something was wrong, and immediately withdrew its tearful cat head expression, and stretched out its paws to scratch. Tony let go of his hand, and it turned its head away, picked up the biggest grilled fish and ran away without saying a word .

Tony: "It's not bad, it's against the sky!"

Both Cosmic Cube and Iron Man were furious, and they didn't even care about the rest of the grilled fish, they just wanted to teach the cat a lesson.

The tabby cat deftly climbed to the roof with the fish in its mouth, sat on it and enjoyed the food in front of the two of them, and meowed provocatively several times.

"If I was young, I would have jumped up and grabbed it and spanked it." Tony stood on the ground and sulked.

Before he finished speaking, he felt a figure flashing beside him, and Emmanuel had already jumped onto the roof, strangled the tabby cat by the back of the neck again with lightning speed, and jumped with it. down.

Tony: "..."

It's great that md is young.

Hundreds of millions of "young people" grabbed the cat, which had a fish in its mouth, and one person and one beast stared at each other.

The tabby cat probably realized that this stupid two-legged beast was not easy to bully, so it could only show the expression of a weeping cat and cat head again, but it refused to let go of its mouth with the fish in its mouth, which seemed a little lacking in sincerity.

Emmanuel was about to be annoyed, but he felt that the cat's appearance of jumping left and right within the limit of his endurance was too similar to Tony, and he didn't want to really punish it, so he said, "Tony, let me see the cat on his neck. There is no brand, it is probably a wild cat, or we raised it."

"Okay, but you actually want to keep a pet?" Tony was shocked.

"Since he is so like you, he will be called 'Son' from today on. "Emanuel sternly said.

"Day? Good name..."

"It's the son, not the sun!"

"son?"

"Um……"

"Hey, how cute!" Tony grinned.

Emmanuel: I was stunned by the anti-general.

So this tabby cat, which was repaired by Emanuel, officially became the pet of Tony and Emanuel, and became the person with the highest status in the family, looking down on everyone with mocking and disdainful eyes every day.

"Your son is looking at the photos on the refrigerator again!" Emanuel, who was about to get yogurt, saw the tabby cat making trouble at a glance.

"Maybe it's to sharpen the claws?"

"You can't use the refrigerator to grind it, don't damage the claws." Emanuel put down the yogurt in his hand and wanted to catch the tabby cat, but found that the little cub was not grinding its claws at all, it just wanted to The photo is for grabbing flowers.

Emmanuel: "Tony, take care of your son!"

"Whether it is tolerable or unbearable!" Tony was also angry, "Those are all group photos that I have treasured for many years!"

Emanuel glanced at the photos of the captured flowers. They were indeed group photos that had been treasured for many years, and they were all headlines of the two together 15 years ago.

——Ah, I looked so young at that time, look at this playboy's mustache, so playful.

Before Emanuel could sigh, his son let out a vicious tiger roar and tore a photo in half.

Tony was furious: "Hey, you will dismantle the CP at a young age, but you can still get it when you grow up. Dad has to fix you!"

As he spoke, he brought the tabby cat over and licked it fiercely.

Emmanuel shook his head with a helpless smile. He was about to drink yogurt when he suddenly heard movement above his head.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a mechanical arm stretched out, and with a "snap", a brand new photo was pasted on the position of the torn photo.

"If one day you tell me that this room is actually a giant robot controlled by artificial intelligence, I won't be surprised at all." Emanuel took a sip of yogurt.

"Good idea! This is indeed on my plan list, probably ranked 160th." Tony said.

"Suddenly curious what the top 160 plans are."

"Go to Hawaii with Iman, go to Beijing with Iman, go to Tokyo with Iman, go to Paris, go to Fiji, go to Helsinki..."

"Okay, okay, there is no need to report anymore." Emmanuel, with black lines all over his head, hurriedly stopped this childish behavior of reporting the place name.

"By the way." Tony suddenly thought of something, "It's almost Halloween, do you have any ideas?"

"I haven't celebrated this ghost festival in 15 years." Emanuel said casually.

"Me too..." Tony said.

"..." Emmanuel froze for a moment, felt a little pain in his heart, and couldn't help but soften his tone, "How about we prepare some candy? Your house is in the wilderness, and there won't be any children who have a big night Come running?"

"Can you prepare some for yourself?" Tony said, "Or, carve some pumpkin heads?"

As it turns out, pumpkin heads are not so easy to carve.

After the fourth pumpkin head with crooked mouth was carved out and a corner was gnawed by his son within 1 minute, Tony put down the carving knife and became a Buddha immediately. The boring and repetitive work is handed over to the robotic arm.

When Emmanuel, who was making syrup and chocolate sauce in the kitchen, ran out, he saw pumpkin heads, big or small, in every corner. Every one of them was exquisite and perfect, except for the one in the corner where his son scratched it. The one with the squash blossoms.

"You did it?"

"Of course, such a perfect creation was made by me." Tony raised his chin.

"Oh..." Emanuel took out a squashed pumpkin from behind the trash can.

"Failure is the mother of success, and this crooked pumpkin is obviously the one with the highest seniority." Tony said seriously.

"Well, obviously the one with the thickest skin." Emanuel pinched the thickness of the pumpkin head.

Tony:

Don't think I didn't hear you criticizing Sang and Huai!

After two days of busy preparations, Emmanuel and Tony finally packed up the house in a quite Halloween atmosphere.

"If you are willing to let me hang the hanged ghost at the door, the atmosphere will be better." Tony felt very regretful.

"I'll hang you up to feel the atmosphere, okay?" Emmanuel asked kindly as always.

Tony:

On the night of Halloween, all the lights in the hut were extinguished, only the candles in the pumpkin heads flickered.

It happened to be windy that night, and a gust of wind could escape into the house through the gaps in the windows and blow the flames to and fro, so the two had to close all the windows tightly.

"Aren't you afraid that this fire will burn out the oxygen?" Emanuel said while closing the window.

"Wow, how do you know this chemical principle? Didn't you study architecture and finance?"

"I went to high school, thank you."

"This candle won't burn out the oxygen," Tony said. "It doesn't need oxygen to burn. Would you like to hear why? I don't like lectures, but it's fun to teach kindergarteners the fundamentals of new materials .”

A kindergarten baby: "..."

Emanuel resolutely refused to give Tony a chance to show off, and resolutely refused: "No, I don't understand."

"Then let me tell you something that you can understand. There is rosemary in this candle." Tony approached him and whispered in his ear, his breath tickling behind his ear.

Emmanuel sneered and glanced at his watch: "There are still more than 70 days, you think well."

Tony: "It's just a refreshing aroma. What dirty things are you thinking?"

Emmanuel:

If he didn't take revenge and go back, it would not be the style of the young master of the Green family.

He turned his face, almost touching Tony's face, and said softly, "Tony..."

"Huh?" Tony's heart skipped a beat when he looked at this handsome face so close at hand.

"Peter recommended me a good movie last time, it's pretty good." Emanuel said softly, "Anyway, I don't have anything to do tonight, do you want to try it?"

"What type of movie?" Tony raised an eyebrow.

"A warm family movie that uses love to defeat enemies." Emanuel said, "Maybe the first half will be a little hard to watch, but the ending is very touching, and it is a rare masterpiece."

"Okay..." Tony didn't know that he had stepped into a trap, "I understand, those small-plot literary films are like this, but I believe in your aesthetics."

So the two walked into the screening room, and after Emanuel set the film source, he blew out the jack-o-lanterns, leaving only three jack-o-lanterns flickering.

He thought for a while, then snapped his fingers lightly, and the flame in the jack-o-lantern instantly turned a miserable green, eerie.

The wind outside the window was getting louder. When passing through the woods, the sound of the leaves and the wind mixing together was like the whimpering of ghosts, which made the scalp numb.

"It's kind of like Halloween, but are we really going to watch family movies on Halloween night?" Tony questioned.

"You'll like it." Emmanuel said with a smile, and pressed the start button.