[Comprehensive] God, give me a man!

Su Qiu hugged the suspicious hedgehog and looked up, down, left, and right, but he couldn't see a flower.

A hedgehog that can be caught by a kidney bean is simply a god-made thing, and naturally it cannot be deduced by common sense.

"Kidney beans, what's it called?"

"Roll sauce!"

When Mamun flew out of the house, he saw such a scene.The scary girl is holding a hedgehog in her hand, talking to the little yellow chicken on her shoulder...

"This chicken can actually talk!"

Ma Meng read carefully the children's book tutorial, and the chickens in it really looked like this.

"I am Kidou Doudou, not a chicken, but a bird, a bird, a bird!" It is undeniable that since meeting Su Qiu, Kidou Doudou has not only enriched his language, but even his IQ has become gratifying.

"Chirp chirp, chirp chirp." Unwilling to be lonely, Xiao Juan jumped twice in Su Qiu's hand, and his body gradually shrank to the extent that Su Qiu could hold it in his hands.

"As a hedgehog, he can do this to such a degree. He really deserves to be a creature with kidney beans." Su Qiu touched those thorns with his hands, and the originally hard and abnormal things seemed to be able to be swallowed by this hedgehog. Controlled, soft and not sticky.

"I always feel like I already know who your master is."

Such a different kind of creature, among all the people he knows, that guy can raise it.

"As a box weapon, it's too shameful to be so cute." Ma Meng landed on Su Qiu's head in order to show his difference.

"A box of weapons?" Su Qiu looked up. "what is that?"

"It's the box I gave you before. Through the flames, you can summon the contents inside to help you fight. It's a combat weapon."

Mamun dropped another familiar iron box, which looked like a Rubik's cube with a hole in it.Is it the one thrown to him in Skylark's office before, or the twin brother?

"This color is really ugly." It would be fine if it was silvery white, but it is that kind of iron skin white.There are still a lot of things that look like cracks on it, no matter how you look at it, it looks like it was done casually to reduce costs and cut corners.

"The appearance is too ugly? Well, this can be considered." Mamun took out his small notebook and wrote, the main task of this trip to Japan is to test this box of weapons.

Now that Verdi has already paid for it, he must do his best in his work.You can't smash your own signboard.

"Do you have many of these?"

"I only brought five this time, and they all look the same." Ma Meng didn't even look at them, and directly rejected Su Qiu's eyes.

"Next time you can ask Verdi to make a beautiful one for you. As for the shipping fee, it will naturally have to be calculated separately."

"Hmm! ~ Box weapon." Su Qiu put the hedgehog on his shoulder and looked at the box in his hand.

There is only one hole in the square iron box, and there is no special reaction when you put your finger in it.

"Inject flames?" Recalling the second time I saw Skylark, that guy's hand seemed to be burning with purple flames, oh no, it should be said that the ring on that guy's hand was burning with purple flames.

It seems that the way of fighting in this world is really different. I don't know if my current level of evolution can beat Skylark at full strength?

... If you can't fight, how can the Overlord fight hard?

"Mamon, can you ask Verdi to make me a binding device?" Su Qiu hugged Mamon from the top of his head with a kind smile on his face. "It's the kind of thing that can wrap the opponent's limbs tightly and make him lose his ability to move as soon as he uses it."

"..." It seemed completely irresistible.

Comrade Mamon struggled a little in his heart, and then he agreed decisively. "I'll go back and ask Verdi. Generally speaking, there is nothing he can't do."

It was Verdy who did it, not me, so if he really can't do it, don't bother me.

"Mamon, you are the cutest, okay?" 'Bo' gave a big kiss for free.

"Now, we are going to send the lost child home." Su Qiu looked at the sky, then at the kidney beans and the curly sauce, smiling happily.

"I'll leave the shrine to you. If it's successful, I'll come back tomorrow. You know where to put the food and money. Take good care of my brother."

Mamun looked at the figure going away, and didn't complain about who the younger brother was.Thinking about what happened next to someone, I suddenly felt in a good mood and turned back inside the shrine to get ready for a good rest.

It was almost ten o'clock in the evening when Su Qiu arrived at Yunque's house with kidney beans and curly sauce.

Looking at the building that is almost as big as a shrine and really located in the middle of the city, suddenly there is a little bit of hatred for the rich.

But thinking about it again, the skylark will be his own in the future, and this place must be his own, so I feel a little excited.

The door of the completely Japanese-style building is no obstacle to Su Qiu, and turning a blind eye should be used to describe the situation where Su Qiu climbed over the wall at this moment.

Muramasa was specially put down on the shrine's worship platform, just for this beautiful image at this moment.After climbing over two doors and four walls in a row, Su Qiu finally saw the house.

The paper door is almost like saying please come in.Of course, Su Qiu was not polite, and just pushed the door open and entered.

"Skylark, we're back."

"Skylark, Skylark."

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp."

It’s a bad thing if the room is too big, the people behind you can’t hear you shouting for death.

Although I have a very close relationship with Skylark, it is a bit embarrassing to rush into his room like this.

Su Qiu, who had completely forgotten that he had broken into empty doors many times just now, looked at Kidou Dou seriously.

"Your master is not here, and you are considered half master. Are you welcome to come in?"

"Go in? Go in?"

"Since you invited me so graciously, I'll go in without hesitation. Go." Completely ignoring poor Kidney Doudou's original intention of only learning the tongue, the already invincible thick-skinned Su Qiu brazenly entered.

The design of paper doors everywhere has successfully made Su Qiu, a lv1 person who knows the way, dizzy. He has arrived at a place that looks like a bedroom three times and found that no one is there. Su Qiu has to admit that he got lost in someone else's house. .

"I always thought that my ability to know the way had made great progress, and I always thought that I would never lose my way on the road of life again. So, have I been wrong all along?" Su Qiu lay on other people's quilt On, crying with a sad face.

"Jiujiujiu, Jiujiujiu." Juanjuan suddenly disappeared as if he had received some order.

Before Su Qiu could feel emotional, Kidney Doudou had already spread her wings and returned to her bird stand to pretend to be cute.

"..." Looking at the situation, it is not difficult to find that the Great Demon King is coming.

'唰' the sound of the paper door being pulled open.

Su Qiu followed the voice, almost drooling.What Furong Chushui said was nothing more than that!

The black bathrobe was loosely worn on her body, revealing most of her slender legs.The open placket on his chest was not closed, and Su Qiu's eyes ate a big piece of ice cream for free.It was obviously on the hair that had just come out of the bath and had not been dried. The water dripped down the hair tip, flowed over the fair face, the slender neck, and finally hid in the depths of the clothes along the strong chest and abdomen.

"Ah, three bowls of rice for one drop of blood, I will definitely die." Su Qiu exaggeratedly covered his nose, the inside of his nose was hot, but don't be ashamed to have a real nosebleed.

"I think it's necessary for you to rebuild the first one." Skylark took a towel and began to wipe his hair, not the slightest bit surprised that there were suddenly more people in the room.

"It's better not to use idioms that don't understand the meaning."

"Aww, don't look at me with your big watery eyes, it feels like your heart is about to jump out."

Su Mohan answered with a table... Although it is a low table, the fact that it is a table cannot be ignored.

Su Qiu took the table neatly, and placed it neatly...on other people's quilts. "It is said that the ondol is shaped like this, and it really looks very warm."

"You dared to break into my house without a weapon. It seems that your brain is not working well." After wiping his hair half-dried, Skylark looked at the people rolling around on the ground, and the corners of his mouth even raised a slight arc.

"You didn't bring a weapon either." Su Qiu got up the moment he felt the murderous intent. "Of course, if you can hide the stick under your current outfit, just ignore me."

The bathrobes only covered a small area, and no matter how small the duckweed crutches were, there were only two of them.If this person really has to take that thing with him even in the shower, Su Qiu really needs to think about the degree of this pervert//.

"Are you looking for death?" Skylark narrowed his eyes, and the battle started immediately.

"Hey hey, don't be like this, j□j is already very foul, so what's the use of it if it's faintly visible." This murderous look is not a joke.

Although shouting such words, Su Qiu immediately returned the table.But it turns out that Skylark is still very disappointing to wear a small underwear.

Kidney Dou opened one eye and glanced at the two people fighting in the room, then silently closed his eyes and continued to pretend to be asleep.

Don't ask me why I sleep with my eyes closed, I'm not an owl who needs to keep my eyes open all the time.

"You, you, don't go too far." Su Qiu hid in the corner and lingered, and had to admit that he still lost to the opponent's innate advantage in the aspect of hand-to-hand duel.Physical inadequacy or something, it's all gender's fault.

"Come here again, I'm taking off my clothes!"

Seeing that the skylark was going to fight again, Su Qiu grabbed his skirt in a hurry, as if they were going to die together.

Anyway, there is still a cutie below, not afraid of exposure at all, but also scaring the other party to buy a little time to rest is simply a trump card.

"Oh? Since you've seen all of me, it's okay to go and see." It's a pity that Skylark's face has also made great progress during the long-term battle with Su Qiu.

Completely ignoring the opponent's threat, he kicked it directly.

"Fuck, are you still a man, what about gentlemanly demeanor?"

"First, I never said I was a gentleman." Kicked.

"Secondly, I never regarded you as a woman." Another kick, plus a knowing blow.

"Third, don't you know if I'm a man?" Another kick.

Su Qiu was successfully knocked down by the opponent's three feet, and the smoothness almost made Skylark look sideways.

"I feel like my heart is broken." Not being treated as a woman, is it treating me as a shemale?

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