[Comprehensive] God, give me a man!

Su Qiu helped Mi Ji to formulate a very shoulder-sized health regimen, but was directly passed by Yi Erfan.

The reason is that, regardless of whether he complies or not, it will take at least two years to achieve such a weight-loss effect even if he succeeds.

So Su Qiu changed to another set.

"No, big brother, big brother, you are my dear big brother, you can't treat me like this," Mi Ji hid in the corner, delusional to turn himself into a speck of dust.

"Good boy, brother is also doing it for your own good." Yi Ermi stood in front of Mi Ji confidently, as harmless as holding a lollipop in his hand.

The premise is that the lollipop can not reflect the cold light.

Qi Ya and Kurt carefully hid behind the door, everything in the room surprised the two children.People from the family of killers in Conghuangzhai have received a series of harsh training since they were young, but at this moment, Qi Ya and Ke Te really sympathized with their second brother?br>

"Oh hehehehehehe, this is really a genius idea. Why didn't I think of it at the beginning. Oh hehehehehe." Ji Qiu covered his mouth with a small fan, giving Su Qiu the greatest encouragement mentally.

Su Qiu connected the last line, tested the energy level, and then stood up clapping his hands.

"Okay, if you want to surf the Internet in the future, just run hard."

"Oh NO, you can't do this to me!!" Mi Ji looked at his completely transformed room, and finally couldn't help shouting.

"Mom, brother, you can't treat me like this! Sister-in-law, let me go and play with brother!"

'Second brother is really not afraid of death. ''No wonder grandpa always said that the second brother is good in everything, but his mind is not very normal. '

Qi Ya and Kurt looked at each other, and they lit a candle for their second brother.

Su Qiu unplugged all the wiring in the Miji room, and then transformed the generator into a treadmill together with Wutong.

So in the future, don't say that you want to surf the Internet, even turning on the lights has to work hard.

Oh yes, at least Su Qiu has not gone crazy to the limit, and still retains a trace of humanity, so that this generator can still store a certain amount of electricity.

However, it is only the electricity for turning on the lights for one hour and surfing the Internet for 10 minutes.

Mi Ji looked at his transformed room with eyes wide open, feeling that his world was about to collapse.

"Okay, come on, let me measure your waist."

"Even if you want to make clothes for me, it's useless, brother, you should abandon this woman!"

Yi Ermi "duk tuk tuk" a few needles pierced the past, and Mi Ji stood with his hands raised high, not daring to move anymore.

The eldest brother who is inhuman in his own family will never be soft just because he is his brother.It will really work!

"Oh, Su Qiuqiu, do you have any interesting ideas?" Unlike her second son's IQ, Ji Qiu is a smart woman.

Who said that measuring waistlines is for making clothes? My second son must have surfed the Internet too much, and his brain is no longer enough.

"Ah, I see that Mi Chi seems to be very precious about these figures." Su Qiu measured the number and pointed to the entire wall behind the house.

Dolls that others can't appreciate at all, and characters in various anime.In short, apart from Su Qiu knowing that it was a figure, he couldn't even call anyone's name.

"Yes, it's really sad." Kiqiu looked at the entire wall behind him, feeling a little sad. "If Mi Ji likes a normal girl, it's fine to help me have a grandson, but these things can't have grandchildren at all."

"How could a normal girl appear in our house? Mom, wake up, Mom."

'Boom' "Shut up." Kiqiu's mother is definitely not someone who should be easily provoked, so she picked up the teacup on the table and threw it at it.

Although Mi Ji is obese, as a member of a family of killers, he still has a certain amount of physical fitness.He quickly caught the flying teacup, but he still didn't dare to speak anymore.

"I just found out that Mi Chi can make bombs, so I set these time bombs for two months." Su Qiu acted swiftly, and carefully took off all the figures on the wall and put them in a box.

Then moved to the newly renovated corner of Wutong.

The corners are an inverted triangle, with the boxes placed on the innermost vertices.

"The degree of entry is set to be half of your current waistline. If you can't go in to save your beloved within two months, then..."

Su Qiu looked at Mi Ji with a smile, not to mention how innocent the smile on his face was. "I think you should know the power of the explosives you make best."

"Oh, no! You devil! You can't do this! I want to duel with you!" If everything before was a boulder oncoming, then for Mi Ji, this last blow is absolutely The straw that broke the camel's back.

Seeing his beloved being tied with a bomb and placed so far away from him, Mi Ji really felt that he was going crazy.

"Hey, darling, Miji bullied me." Su Qiu jogged to hide behind Yiermi, and started to play tricks on Miji.

Outside the door, looking at their mother who kept laughing and the sister-in-law who was hiding behind the eldest brother and bullying the second brother vigorously, Qi Ya and Ke Teqiqi had a cold war, and secretly told themselves that in this world The woman is indeed the most terrible creature.

If howling is useful, what is the killer?

So even if Mi Ji wanted to tear Su Qiu apart, he would still surrender to the minions of the evil forces even if life was worse than death.

Su Qiu smeared a thick layer of plaster on Mi Ji's body, and then wrapped it in plastic wrap, saying it was to fully burn fat.

Then looking at the painful expression on that familiar face, I felt very comforted in my heart.

Even if you can't see the deity 'missing' yourself so much with your own eyes, it's okay for this replica to 'miss' you for a while.

Time passed, and soon nineteen days passed.

Looking at Mi Ji who has lost weight for two rounds, Su Qiu really feels that he has found another good way to get rich.

"I helped my brother lose weight successfully, shouldn't you pay for your hard work?"

"First, you've already got all your meals and meals included. Second, Mi Chi has already called you sister-in-law."

"Stingy ghost, can I suffer even more this way?"

In Su Qiu's room, the two were packing their 'luggage'.It's more like leftovers than luggage.

Because the hunter exam was about to start, Su Qiu had to make two months' worth of plasters for fun.

What Il fans have to do is to provide some more pleasant things for the formula.

After packing up his things, he said goodbye to Mi Ji who had turned into a half-handsome guy, and the two embarked on the road of becoming hunters.

The registration point for this year's hunter exam is in Youkexin City. After getting the admission qualification from a hidden bar, he went directly to the competition venue.

A very large underground warehouse.

It is said that the hunter exam is the most difficult exam in the world, and only at this moment did Su Qiu truly understand it.

At a glance, not to mention those wearing long skirts like myself, even women can count them with one finger.

Of course, it is also possible that the other party has disguised himself to hide in the crowd.

"I just said I need to change clothes. Do you want me to come to the theater in such a suit?" Su Qiu was deeply influenced by the great-grandfather Jie Nuo of the Beating Enemy Hakka, and absolutely must wear different clothes for different occasions.

For example, you should wear a white dress when you are pretending to be a magic stick, and you should wear a black dress when you are fighting.

"Ah, watch a show." This time, Il fans participated with their real names and real appearances. It's great that they didn't turn into nail robots.

But Su Qiu also discovered that this guy would never turn into that scary look in front of his family.

It is said that it is to make Mi Chi have a goal...

But Su Qiu always felt that Yi Ermi was looking for better opportunities to tease his younger brothers in the future.

Su Qiu's eyes were sore from staring, and there was nothing he could do to change the current situation.He could only find a corner and sat down in the sight of hundreds of men.

White clothes are just inconvenient. If you want to sit down anywhere, you have to find some cushions first.

"How long will this exam take?" Looking at the fierce uncles, Su Qiu could only find the people next to him to pass the boring time.

"It is said to be a month."

"...But didn't you accept a mission before you went out? Three days later?"

"Yeah, so we're going to get it over with."

"..." Brother, didn't you say that this is the most difficult exam in the world?

The hunter exam is really the hardest exam in the world!

After waiting for an hour, Su Qiu almost fell asleep.An uncle with a scruffy beard appeared in front of everyone.

"Hey, I'm Jarabi, the examiner of your first test. Well, let me think about it, what should we take the test for?"

Look, look.Isn't an exam that has no written test and interview and requires the examiner to think about everything on the spot, isn't it the most cheating exam in the world?

"Ah, let's do it!"

The examiner didn't give Su Qiu more time to complain, and quickly decided on the test items.

"Let's fight each other."

"..." Your sister, the examiner, has your surname.

"I'll give you half an hour, and the person who stands last and has more than two number plates will pass the test. Haha, I'm really a smart person, so I made a happy decision. Then start counting when I walk out of this door. Come on everyone."

Then the examiner just left... gone... gone...

Su Qiu blinked, looked at the door closed by the examiner from the outside, and had to believe that the examiner was such a fool.

Half an hour later, the first examiner appeared in the venue on time.But what he saw made Jarabi's eyes widen.

The contestants with hundreds of numbers had all fallen to the ground, and on the right sat two people who looked very relaxed and had a pile of number plates beside them.

On the left, there are six big men hiding together trembling all over.Although the number plates on their bodies and the number plates in their hands all proved that these six people had passed the test, but looking at their terrified eyes, Jerabi really wanted to know what happened just now.

"Hey, Mr. Examiner, may I ask if we continue the exam or continue tomorrow?" Su Qiu raised one hand high, asking a very pure question.

Jerabi squinted his eyes and glanced at Su Qiu. The candidate's position had not changed from the beginning to the end.

Only when his eyes turned to Yiermi again did Jerabi restore his smile.

"Of course, continue." Pressing the microphone on his waist, Gerabi motioned for the rest to follow him.

"Tsk, it's really troublesome, can't we kill it together?"

"Of course it's not good. If the next test takes half the number of people, then I'm not destined to fail."

Behind him, the dialogue between Yier fans and Su Qiu successfully made Jiela black line, and the last six people were covered in cold sweat.

The examiner of the second level is a very kind old man, if the maliciousness in that smile can be less, Su Qiu thinks this person will be cuter.

Exams are still very fun, every time Yier fan hits Su Qiu to cheer up.Because it is very certain that there are only three levels, there are still two soy sauce parties left in the third level.

Then when the examiner said that the opponents of the competition were randomly selected, Yi Ermi and Su Qiu kidnapped the examiner together.

"You can't do this."

"Too cruel."

"Yes, how can you be so unreasonable!"

"It doesn't make sense."

The examiner of the third level was lying on the ground, watching and feeling the bloodstains drawn by Yi Ermi on his body, and then the pleasure of being cured by Su Qiu again, feeling that he would never want to be an examiner again in his life.

The other two soy sauce gangs continued to hide in the corner, even trying to restrain their breathing for fear that they would become the second examiner.

"You should have a big heart, a heart of fraternity."

"If I help him dig out this gem, can you guarantee that he won't die?"

The boring conversation between Yiermi and Su Qiu finally made the examiner's hairs all stand up. "Are you kidding me? How can you still be alive after your heart has been dug out?"

"The examiner is right, I can't guarantee that I will die."

In short, in the end, Yiermi and Su Qiu got the hunter qualification certificate.And in view of Su Qiu's excellent healing ability, he directly rose to one star.

The final 'Award Ceremony' that had been promised was also canceled for no reason. It is said that the president of the Hunter Association threw a hunter card over after hearing the news that Yi Ermi beat the enemy and went to travel.

It seems that the chairman and the beating enemy Hakka must have had an unspeakable past.

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