I'll kill you next time

I think it must have been plotted by the old pope. There are no altars that have assisted the pope for generations. There are not so many holy clothes of the Lord. Why should he choose this one for me?

"Bai Li, write down what I said just now, and don't put on a stern face." The old pope glanced at me standing beside him from the corner of his eye, and said.

"Yes—" I obediently took notes with my dead fish eyes open. Now I finally know where Pamir's pile of smelly and long brick books came from. The feelings are all written by the seniors of the altar .

"Why don't you wear holy clothes, Bai Li?" the Scorpio below said carelessly.

"It's too hot to wear, you know I'm most afraid of heat," I continued to reply blankly.

In fact, in order to protect the young and sensitive heart of the Holy Cloth of the Altar, I have never said that it eats lotus root in front of it, but it is undeniable that the upper body effect of the Holy Cloth of the Altar is indeed not as good as that of the Holy Cloth of Cancer. The circular design on the chest, which occupies a large piece of silver and glitters like a mirror, made me swear that I would never wear it unless I had to. The bitch of the Lizard Zodiac always squatted in front of me and posed for my holy cloth.

And usually when I have no table, no stool, or no bed to sleep, I will call it out of the holy cloth box, and it can be regarded as making the best use of it.

"..." His Excellency the Pope, who had witnessed someone laying on the holy cloth and having sex, was silent. Did he treat the holy cloth of the altar too unfairly?

The meeting was not long and the content was not too much. The most important thing for me was the mission of Sage for the first time. This is the tradition of the sanctuary. Every newly promoted gold saint is personally issued a mission by the pope shortly after taking office. Business trip, this is the trust and affirmation of him as a golden saint, but since birth, Sage and I have never been separated for more than a day, so Sage will not be caught when he goes out alone. Blame Auntie for cheating, after all, he is a man with the same handsome face as me. 【You think too much==

Hey wait...

Saiqi can leave the sanctuary openly, and Saiqi and I have the same face, so...

"Brother hasn't come yet..." After waiting for a long time at the gate of the Cancer Palace, Sai Qi was a little disappointed when he didn't see his elder brother coming to see him off. Is his elder brother really still angry?

Looking at the sky, it was not too early, and Sai Qi, who hadn't waited for anyone, had to carry the holy clothes box and walked towards the exit of the holy domain, but unexpectedly, the miscellaneous soldiers at the gate asked in surprise:

"Hey, Master Saiqi, you have already left, why are you back?"

"But I haven't left here all this time...Wait, are you sure you saw me?!" Sai Qi, who suddenly found out that something was wrong, was shocked.

"Yes, it is indeed the person who is dressed like you and wears the Golden Saint Cloth of Cancer..."

"When did you leave?!"

"about an hour ago"

"........."

Sage, who probably knew what had happened, covered his face with a slap. This kind of thing was really done by that heartless brother... It's a pity that he was depressed for so long by himself...

And what is someone doing at this time...

"I didn't expect to escape so easily. Sage's face card is better than mine..." I gnawed on an apple and muttered expressionlessly, obviously Sage and myself had the same face.

The golden altar-cloth box next to it was humming, as if it didn't like the sticky paint on its body.

"Okay, okay, come out and let me sleep for a while, and I'll wash it off for you when I wake up." I threw away the apple core casually, and performed daily coaxing on my holy clothes.

The Saint Cloth was a bit reluctant, but still obeyed the master's will, obediently popped out of the Saint Cloth box and assembled it into an oval object with a large top and a small bottom. This is the prototype of the holy cloth of the altar seat, which is about the same length as a bed anyway.

Satisfied, I lay down and hugged my beloved holy clothes and started a day's lunch break. It feels so good to take a nap away from the sanctuary of the demolition office, and I don't know when I can escape next time.

Taking advantage of the comfortable breeze and suitable sunshine, someone quickly fell asleep on the holy cloth of the altar. Obviously, he still didn't understand what was wrong with doing so.

On the altar is the sacrifice, that is, the sacrifice dedicated to the gods...

"..." The blond boy pushed aside the lush bushes, and he subconsciously held his breath when he saw the scene in front of him. A large part of the breath he held was because of nervousness. He was afraid that his reckless movements would disturb the people who were sleeping in the forest. leprechaun.

My mother often described that the legendary beautiful goblins would rest where they liked, and if they were disturbed, they would disappear immediately.

But did mother ever say that there were male goblins?

Looking at someone's open chest because he wanted to be cool, the boy's face became hot for some reason. In his impression, apart from the head guard who accompanied him to practice swords, other picky noble ladies didn't say anything, including servants The clothes of all the people inside are neatly dressed without any wrinkles, such a bold sleeping position and the way of dressing...

It really is……

However, if he was kind enough to help him put on his clothes, the goblin would not be angry...

It's not so much help as it is an excuse he came up with to get close to that person. He doesn't know how to explain this feeling, just like the aristocratic boy falling in love with a commoner girl that is often performed in the theater. The mood is the so-called love at first sight?

[On the altar is the sacrifice, you belong to me]

"?!" The blond boy was taken aback, a strange word suddenly appeared in his mind just now, like a devil whispering in his ear, low and seductive, it was his voice, but had he ever said such a word?

While hesitating, the hand that had stopped in a daze was grabbed.

"Hey, what are you looking at, kid? Have you ever seen someone taking a nap?!" From the beginning, I knew that the golden-haired kid was peeping behind the bushes, but I didn't care about him because it wasn't threatening, but when I thought of this guy He actually made an inch of it and came here, how do you think it makes people sleep at ease?Have you tried sleeping peacefully while being watched like monkeys? !

"Yes, I'm sorry!!" The golden-haired kid seemed startled, his cheeks flushed and he wanted to back away.

"Hey, by the way, I seem to have seen this stupid face somewhere before." I pulled him over, pinched the kid's face unceremoniously, and pulled it back and forth, as if I wanted to see a flower on it.

"Ugh...it hurts" The blond boy wanted to break free, but he was afraid that the person in front of him would be disgusted, so he looked at him innocently with golden eyes overflowing with normal saline.

After much deliberation, I finally gave up on this question, and turned my attention to the messy kid in front of me. The clothes are exquisite, the skin is fair, and although the fingers are thin and callused, they are also very delicate and tender. No doubt it is a family that does not know the suffering of the world. The noble son ran out to play.

"That, that, my name is Hibbs, can I be friends with you, Mr. Goblin?" The boy stammered and stretched out his hand, and said very sincerely.

"Huh? Who is Mr. Goblin? Open your eyes and see clearly that I am human!" I just said that you are old enough to believe in goblins, but when you think about it, there are even Athena and Hades in this world. It seems normal to have goblins.

The boy was stunned for a moment, and when he realized what he had misunderstood, his face turned even redder. If it wasn't a fairy... Wait, the silver hair and this face...

Looks like it was 4 years ago...

"Why did you start to be in a daze again? What a strange brat" I felt puzzled and pulled his cheek again. As expected of serving a nobleman in a flower petal milk bath, the touch feels good.

"Hibbs, you are actually here, mom told you to go back quickly." At this time, another black-haired kid with the same hair but a different color emerged from the same bush.

"Tani!" The blond boy seemed surprised.

"Hurry up, today's hunting is over, mom and Mlint are waiting for you." The black-haired kid looked at someone beside his brother coldly and said, "Who is this? You met by chance Are you a commoner? It looks really poor."

"Tani, he, he is..." Before Hibbs could explain, the people around him exploded.

"Hey, brat, didn't your kindergarten teacher teach you to be polite?" I smiled and twisted my fists, saying that I am poor as a domineering president, what kind of wink does this brat have?

"Hmph, common people are common people, do you want me to explain it to you? What is a kindergarten teacher? A popular word among common people?" The black-haired boy said with disdain.

At this moment, I can fully understand the feelings of the patriarch old man when he saw me for the first time. I have to say that I really deserve a beating, so I became the patriarch old man. Things that have been done to me.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The screams of a certain black-haired kid in the sky can be heard endlessly...

It's cool, it's really cool, it's so cool to bully people, I almost couldn't stand up from laughing, but the blond boy next to me looked at my brother floating in the sky in panic.

"Tani!" The blond boy looked at me for help: "Please forgive my brother, he didn't mean it"

"If you ask me to forgive, I will forgive you. Aren't I very shameless?" I waved my hand towards the sky, and the black-haired kid with mosquito-repellent incense eyes instantly appeared in my hand, and then threw it to him.

"However, for the sake of your good looks, I will reluctantly forgive this brat."

"Thank you!" Hibbs quickly thanked him, but seeing the person in front of him looking like he was about to leave, he grabbed the person's scarf again and asked weakly: "Have you considered my question just now? "

"What's the problem?" I wondered.

The young man suddenly became anxious: "Yes, yes, can you be my friend?"

"Friend?" I squinted my eyes and glanced up and down the luxurious attire of the young man. Is this the rhythm of a local tyrant actively hooking up?

"Well, yes"

"Really?! Then will you visit me often?!"

"It's not impossible, but remember to prepare something delicious for me when you come next time."

"Of course, no problem!"

So the two people with completely different purposes of making friends hooked up inexplicably like this, and the kid Tani who witnessed the whole process said...that guy really only agreed to eat and drink for free, wake up, bro! !

The author has something to say: If you eat and drink now, you will be eaten in the future. The world is full of reincarnation, who will the heavens forgive Bai Li?

The holy cloth of the altar seat that looks like a bed, and the old man Bai Li who is about to go to bed... well, this is the dark altar seat and Yavid, anyway, they are all similar in appearance, please make up your own mind