I'll kill you next time

I admit that my mouth is usually a bit sloppy, because there are not a few neighbors who chased after me with a feather duster and beat me since I was a child, but since I crossed, I have restrained my sloppiness, even Saiqi, who bites my face every day, I just talk about him occasionally. I thought that the natural and cute appearance of a [-]-year-old boy could make the patriarch and old man look at us for our young age. Yan Wuji turned the page over, but what I never expected was that the old man who looked like 'I'm a soft persimmon, I'm easy to pinch' was actually a cruel guy.

It's so cruel, so cruel that even the [-]-year-old Mrs. Zheng would not let her go.

"..." After hearing what Sai Qi and I said, the elder patriarch paused for a moment, then smiled, with a sinister smile, and stretched out his finger to gently swipe in our direction.

"Ge Ge!" Sai Qi, who was holding me, suddenly floated against gravity.

"?!" I was stunned, and almost blurted out a shit.

I saw that Saiqi was flying higher and higher, and at the same time, he kept turning around in mid-air with the movement of the patriarch's fingers.

As a normal human being who grew up under modern atheism, the scene in front of me flattened my original world view at a speed comparable to a nuclear explosion, so that I didn't think about it until I heard Sage's howling cries. Waking up from the empty state.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay- !" Saiqi landed [-]% of the time.

Seeing this, I frantically stepped forward with my short legs and stretched out my hand, regardless of whether I could catch it or not, I wanted to save him. Sai Qi is still my twin brother in this life anyway. Only myself.

In fact, my aim was pretty good, and the landed Sai Qi sat on my face with an unbiased buttocks, and Gululu's two hairy rice dumplings rolled into a ball, because the buns were too round, and Sai Qi and I I fluttered for a long time and didn't get up.

With all four hooves in the sky, I easily heard the mocking hum of an elder of a certain clan.

Then before I could get up and stare at him, I and Sage, who was staring at gold stars, were picked up by the back collars one by one, dangling in the air like rabbits caught by a hunter.

"..." The old patriarch still didn't speak, he put us on the futon again, and then turned around to work on the rags in his hands.

Ding ding ding, sparks scattered when the hammer was raised and dropped. At this time, I deeply realized that the brats like Sage and I were being ignored.

But that's fine, after seeing those unimaginable floating operations, I suddenly feel that it's better for me to be quiet, who knows if there will be spiritual pressure chakra devil fruit or something here.

After sitting for a long time, my mother still didn't come to pick us up. I was already a little bored, and Sai Qi next to me showed his heartlessness at this age. After crying for a long time, he actually fell asleep. Slobber.

Disgusted, I pushed Sage away, moved the futon and sat next to the old patriarch, curiously wanting to touch the restored silver statue-like object under his hand.

The old patriarch glanced at my movement and did not intend to stop it. After getting acquiescence, I let go of the courage to touch the statue, saying that the statue is not very similar, because every part of the statue can be moved and retracted. It's a separate section that looks more like a Transformers model than a statue.

And I don't know if it is my illusion, I always feel that the moment I touch the statue, there seems to be a vast galaxy in front of me.

The feeling was so fleeting, I didn't even have time to feel it was gone, leaving no trace.

"?" I knocked on the statue in doubt, as if I wanted to find something more from it.

"..." As if feeling something, the patriarch's eyes flashed a hint of surprise, but more of relief.

Feeling the touch, I raised my head in doubt, just in time to meet the smiling old patriarch with a smug face, and suddenly felt like a formidable enemy.

Fuck, old man, what are you going to do again!

Facts proved that my hunch was correct, because in the next second, the patriarch old man took out a gleaming... scraper from his sleeve.

Wait what do you want to do? !Could it be that he is looking at my strange bones and plans to teach me a set of martial arts secrets that require self-examination to practice this skill? !

And judging by the old man's situation, he still looks like he wants to make the two of them together.

I glanced in horror at Sai Qi, who was sleeping soundly behind me, why are you still sleeping, our simpyr] [pyril] is about to lose you! ! !

The white-haired old man completely ignored the struggle of a certain brat, and raised his knife without hesitation...

"Patriarch!" Hearing the child's scream, the silver-haired woman hurriedly pushed the door open, only to see a scene where the old man was hugging a pair of twins and falling asleep.

"..." The old man nodded towards the woman with a gentle face, and then handed the sleeping silver-haired twins into her arms.

"Patriarch... Are you acknowledging them?" Seeing the freshly baked bean eyebrows on her child's forehead, the woman's eyes were a little more joyful.

The old man nodded again, because of his natural defect, he couldn't speak like a normal person, but the strange thing is that most people can still rely on his movements and eyes to understand what he wants to express, so there is no inconvenience for a hundred years .

"It's great...they are still Pamir's tribe" The woman breathed a sigh of relief, because she privately combined with people other than the tribe, and until today she was afraid that the patriarch would not accommodate the two children, but now everything has been resolved.

Who let the eyebrows of these two children inherit the father who is not from the Pamir tribe...

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I am very angry, my young heart has been greatly hurt, I lost two thirds of my beloved eyebrows just a few days ago, and the brows that were shaved off in the next few days showed no sign of growing back.

"Bai Li, don't get too close to the river, you will fall," the mother who was fishing called out.

"Ge Ge, the eyebrows are gone," said the heartless Sai Qi, touching his forehead.

I:"…………"

Can you stop making up the knife again, brat!

In grief and indignation, I stretched out my fingers to point at the fish in the water, like the old man did to Sage, and gathered my energy to fish the fish out of the river.

Think back to that force as vast as the universe...

【Snapped】

I was meditating and my face was covered by a jet of water.

"Ge Ge, wash your face!" Sai Qi said innocently, patting the water.

No, today I must beat this brat to death!

"The relationship is really good, these two children." Seeing the twins rolling into a ball again, the silver-haired woman covered her face with her hands and smiled slightly. Just as the patriarch said, as the elder brother, Bai Li is a very talented child. Of course Sai Qi is not bad, but there is still an inexplicable distance between the two brothers.

This is also the thing that worries her the most. There is no doubt that the guidance of the constellations will lead them to follow the same path as their father in the near future, but...

In short, let's take one step at a time... She always believed in her two children.

The author has something to say: Mother: Doudoumei is the real body of the Pamirs [正色

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