I'll kill you next time

"Are you trying to say that you brought back an illegitimate child during your disappearance for several months?"

Under Lao Wang's thick glasses, a pair of dead fish eyes were emitting the light of 'you scum'.

"Old Wang, listen to me, I'm in an unbelievable situation now!" I grabbed Lao Wang's shoulder and shook back and forth: "It's true, I clearly remember that I participated in a holy war in another world..."

"Stop, stop, if you don't want our broken company to be checked by the water meter now, it's better not to talk about such a topic with extreme religious meaning so loudly." Pharaoh Wang said with his thumb over the news scrolling on the LCD screen: "Of course, if you are brainwashed by pyramid schemes, I don't mind killing your relatives."

"Fuck you, what I said was this jihad, not that jihad!!" I grabbed the gold figure on the table and pressed it on his fat wrinkled face.

"Don't touch the virgin figurine I just arrived, it's too expensive to purchase from Japan!" Old Wang looked like he was going to fight me desperately.

"...?" This is the young master Hibbs who doesn't know why.

"So, what you mean is that after the plane exploded, you traveled to the world of Saints 500 years ago, became a Saints and fought hard for love and justice and the evil Pluto army, and then you returned to God TM has lived for 500 years, and entered the underworld with the goddess Athena to fight the BOSS?" After listening to my narration, Lao Wang clapped his hands very perfunctorily: "Well, it's good, I want to become a saint warrior up"

"It's true, I swear by the figure of Athena you hid under the third bookcase and under the bed!" I said with certainty, holding up three fingers.

"Cough cough!" Old Wang suddenly coughed violently, and waved his hands repeatedly to make me stop: "Cough, it's okay, I believe it, I believe it..."

"That's pretty much it." I nodded.

"So, what are you going to do, travel through another time to participate in the holy war?" Lao Wang raised his glasses and suggested pertinently: "If you want to die, X-air is a good choice."

"...I haven't figured out a way yet." I leaned back on the sofa discouragedly, and then covered my face with the pornographic magazine at hand.

"Okay, I don't care about you anymore, go on with your daydreams. Although this company is broken, it still needs to be taken care of." Lao Wang patted the dust on his uniform and was about to leave, but when he walked to the door, he poked around again. Added back:

"By the way, your brother just came over"

"Brother?!" I stood up abruptly and asked, "Sage is here too?!"

"Sai Qi? What nonsense are you talking about? Don't think that because your name is Bai Li, you really treat yourself as a cartoon character. There must be a limit to the second disease." Can't help but look sympathetic: "I really don't know what expression Bai Yi's paralyzed kid will have when he sees you like this, tsk tsk tsk"

"Bai Yi?" I thought for a long time before I remembered that this name is one of my many superborn siblings. Although they are not related by blood, they have always had a good relationship... Probably, but he went abroad to study not earlier than 800 years have you gone?

"Call them as soon as possible, they are very worried about you" Lao Wang said this sentence calmly and left.

"Oh..." I slapped the pornographic magazine on my face. As for making phone calls, wait until I wake up. Anyway, it's not too late.

"Bai Li..." The thin and soft blond hair fell on my forehead, carrying a unique fragrance. I pulled down the magazine and looked at him. The boy in front of me was lying on the sofa pitifully like a little rabbit begging to be touched by a tiger. superior.

"What are you doing? I'll pay you back the travel expenses later." I turned over and wanted to continue sleeping.

"I didn't mean to say this..." The Hibs boy also changed direction and continued to stare at me pitifully. After thinking for a long time, he said weakly: "Bai Li, can you live in my house?"

"I refuse" I refused without even thinking about it. As for why I don't want such a big meal ticket, I am also very puzzled, but my subconscious mind tells me that this is the right choice, not to catch up with this boy named Hibbs any relationship.

"Hmm..." Hibbs was very depressed, but then he ran away as if he had thought of something, and when he came back, he was followed by the old king who was like a dog leg, and then I listened to him happy explain:

"Bai Li, I just bought your company, now we can go back to Europe together!"

what? !

I looked at Lao Wang who was already smiling into a chrysanthemum with a horrified look, so what happened in just a few seconds? !

"You also know that our company is difficult, so hehe..." Lao Wang rubbed his hands and smiled very wretchedly.

"So you just sold it without hesitation? Have you ever asked how I feel as the CEO!" I picked up the little dirty book and threw it in his face.

【Dingling Sugar Palm】

The ordinary office instantly escalated into a battlefield, and the scene was very chaotic. In the end, the battle ended with me beating Lao Wang severely, and I also changed from the president to an employee aggrieved.

"Mom won't mind, because it's just part of my pocket money," said the little local tyrant who is less than 10 years old.

"Sorry, I'm really not happy at all" I grieved.

Hibbs showed a happy smile, he threw himself into my arms and hooked my neck very smoothly: "In this way, Bai Li will be mine..."

"what?"

"No, nothing"

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Time flies, and one inattentive boy, Hibs, ushered in his coming-of-age ceremony. I have thought about it a lot in the past 8 years, but every time I think about it, the result is always getting more and more biased. Now I actually start to doubt my Is it true that I was blown out of my mind as Lao Wang said, which is reality and which is a dream, I am really a little confused.

If those blood-burning, chest-swollen years were really just a dream I had because of a plane crash, wouldn't the dream be too real?

"Bai Li, if you don't hurry up, you won't be able to make it to the banquet!" Pharaoh behind him urged impatiently.

"..." I raised my head, but fell back in half a second. If I can't catch up, I can't catch up. Anyway, I'm not in the mood to socialize today.

When Lao Wang saw how dead I was, he just followed me. Over the years, he has also gotten used to my decadence from time to time.

I covered my head and was decadent for a long time, but finally I couldn't hold back and wanted to go out for a walk, because if I didn't do this, I was afraid that I would be unable to bear the restlessness and do some strange things.

For a walk, the garden is undoubtedly a good place, but in fact I don't come often, and I was forced to come by Hibbs to appreciate the so-called rare species once in a while.

Walking to the deepest part of the garden, there is a river that separates two flower fields of different colors. The red one is poppies, and the opposite is clematis, which is white and lavender.

Of course, poppy is a non-toxic species that is only grown and ornamental, but at first glance it is still gorgeous and makes people feel a little creepy. I frowned and decided to go to the clematis field on the other side of the river. There... I always feel It seems that there is something I care about.

However, before I could put my thoughts into action, someone grabbed my hand from behind...

"Don't go there..." Hibbs appeared behind him at some point.

"Why are you here? Didn't you go to the coming-of-age ceremony?" I was suddenly taken aback, and then I began to wonder.

"I couldn't find you at the venue, so I came to you after the ceremony." Hibbs bent down, staring at me with melancholy and affectionate pure golden eyes, getting closer and closer, My heart started beating wildly.

This kid's appearance is really too good...

So now instead, I started to stutter at him:

"You, you, you are too close to me..."

"Too close? But I don't think so" Hibbs's eyes flashed jokingly, but his tone was very serious.

"..." My mood at the moment is a bit somber, as if I have hundreds of years of experience but still completely defeated in front of emotions like a kid, in addition to embarrassment or embarrassment.

Before the wave of my spurning myself had passed, another wave of shock happened—a soft and warm object stuck to my lips without warning.

"?!" A big capitalized confusion flashed in my mind.

The kiss was fleeting, and I couldn't feel any hint of aggression. However, my dazed state lasted for a long time...a long time...

"Don't use the reason that I'm still young to prevaricate me, you are very clear about the fact that I have always liked you, and now I am an adult." Hibs bowed his head and pecked his admirer again The corner of the lips, eyes serious said:

"So... let's get married"

That's the end of the story, if I was just confused before, then I'm really blown up now, as if a big splash of hot dog blood fell from the sky and covered my face.

Even though I had a premonition, my heart trembled violently when I was said so bluntly.

Not good, not good...

"Now you have no reason to reject me, because everything is gone, whether it's Sanctuary or Alicia..." He whispered so bewitchingly in his ear.

"Everything is...gone?" I repeated this sentence blankly.

The blond man hugged the person in his arms even tighter, the hexagram on his forehead shone with a strange brilliance...

"Yes, nothing is there anymore..."

The author has something to say: Idiots are abducting, but the old man is not so easy to lead, how many knives should be cut or cut =3=