I'll kill you next time

"Eh?"

The moment I heard the voice of the person coming, my whole body was stiff, and it seemed that I could still hear the rattle of machinery when I turned my head.

"Long time no see, big brother." The young man with the same face as mine hugged me.

"Sage?" I just felt that happiness came too fast, and I was caught off guard.

"Well, I'm back." Sage nodded with a smile.

"Sage, where's your wrinkled face?!" I was shocked.

"...Brother, now is not the time to care about this." Sai Qi raised his forehead, and they were all very old, so why were they still so clueless.

"By the way, why did you appear here?" Could it be that the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss has become a 5A-level scenic spot now?

I complained.

"As I said, no matter where you go, I will be with you. As for why you can enter the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss... probably it was just a piggyback."

Suddenly, when Sai Qi mentioned the childhood promise, my old face also turned red. I didn't expect him to remember such an ancient memory, but it was incidental?Besides Pluto and the twin gods, who is qualified to treat human beings... Hey!

A gust of black wind blew by, and I was swept up unexpectedly and fell to a soft place.

Accompanied by the weird laughter of oh hehe hehe, someone was swept away with a dazed expression.

What the hell? !

"My mother is gone?" Lord Reaper in the urn secretly poked his head out.

"Well, I'm leaving, and I'm bringing my eldest brother with me." Sai Qi also looked confused.

"It's great, I can finally be quiet for a while!" Hearing this, Thanadus happily jumped out of the box and ran away in the wind, fearing that he would be caught back if he couldn't escape.

Sage: "..."

In the blink of an eye, I was taken to another place by that layer of black veil...

"Well……?!"

Unexpectedly, I was pushed down, and I fell straight into the soft bed under me, and then a body like a water snake attached to it...

"Hibbs didn't even inform my mother, it's a pity I waited so long." The woman with hair as beautiful as the night said so while lying on my body.

So who are you? ! !

"Huh? Don't you remember him? It's really heartless. If I remember correctly, that kid Hibbs seems to have stolen a lot of fruits I used to make masks for you to eat." The beautiful black-haired woman provoked My chin, said with an aggrieved gesture.

My mind was a little stuck, and I didn't know what expression to use to face it. The familiar face in front of me gave me a very bad sense of sight.

"I've been looking for it for so long and it's actually hidden in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss. No wonder people can't find it. Hmph, but it doesn't matter now." The woman smiled amorously:

"Come on, let's bond before my dear Hibbs finds out, so do you like me up or down, eh?"

"What?" I was dazed by the surging waves in my chest, and I didn't respond to what she said for a while.

"I said..." She leaned close to her ear and parted her red lips lightly.

"...!" After hearing the whisper, my old face turned red, and I subconsciously retreated to the edge of the big bed at a speed comparable to teleportation.

"Hmm~ so cute~" The woman approached again, her curvy and graceful body was even more seductive and mysterious under the wrapping of black gauze, but I was not in the mood to appreciate this beauty. At this moment, I just want to shout Ya Butterfly, I have lived for hundreds of years without being attracted to women, but now I am forced to be pushed by a woman, and an extremely beautiful woman.

As a man of sound mind and body, he should be happy to have a beautiful girl backing him, but why is there a chill in my heart?

"Are you shy, what a dishonest child, but you are more interesting than your younger brother~" the woman covered her mouth and giggled.

"So... can you let me go back?" I grabbed the head of the bed and asked pretending to be calm.

In fact, I was very panicked, I was about to have a heart attack, this kind of deja vu scene made me always think of bad things.

"There's no need to be so nervous, I don't have a hobby of forcing others..." Before I could relax, the woman's next words made my heart rise to my throat again:

"However, it's a woman's right to be willful once in a while~"

Before I finished speaking, I was tied up by ropes like black mist. At a glance, the black mist actually extended from the black tulle on the woman's body, or it was part of the clothes.

"A-actually, I'm already very old, so it's not appropriate to do such a thing..." After struggling unsuccessfully, I tremblingly stretched out five fingers: "To tell you the truth, I'm already more than 500 years old." An old man..."

The woman smiled even more happily, she waved her hand and said coquettishly: "We are very compatible~ He is only a few hundred million years old~"

"Huh?" I froze.

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's start~"

The woman's brows and eyes were narrow, and her tone carried a hint of eagerness: "Of course, if you like to marry a man, I can satisfy you too."

"No, no!" Seeing that the waves in front of me tended to turn into plains, I quickly stopped and said, "You are already very beautiful now!"

"Oh, really~ I'm really happy with this statement~" The woman smiled, but the movement of her hand didn't stop because of this, and she still slid under my robe at an ambiguous and suffocating speed.

"I'll make you have an unforgettable night," said the woman.

I feel that the whole person is not good. This feeling of falling into the tiger's den just out of the wolf's mouth can't be worse. In the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, it's just being touched by that bitch and eating some tofu, but here it's true!

I have to say that I have already developed an inexplicable sense of fear about sex, a basic behavior of human reproduction. Even if the person in front of me is about to face a beautiful woman, I can't be impulsive at all.

Yes, my little brother didn't react at all, so you should try your best!The burden of proving I'm not gay is on you!

however……

"..." I wanted to cry but had no tears. It's over now, I really have a hidden disease.

"Oh, do you really want to use a male body?" The woman was very puzzled.

"Mom, don't embarrass him anymore"

At this extremely embarrassing moment, a savior-like voice descended from the sky, saving me who was about to be exhausted and ascend to heaven.

But wait, mother? !

"Hibbs, it's very impolite to interrupt my dear mother's 'delicious meal'~" The woman was displeased, and pressed her 'delicious meal' tightly into her plump breasts in a demonstrative manner.

"Of course, but I'm angry that Bai Li doesn't seem to be used to your hospitality, is it..."

"Do you mean to question me?"

"Of course not, I just came here to take my fiancée back to rest." Hypnos bowed slightly to show his respect for his mother.

"Hmph~ He's as cunning as ever, well, let him go this time." The woman loosened the restraint on the person in her arms, and threw the object wrapped in a cloud of black mist out of the bed.

"Thank you very much, my beloved mother." Hypnos caught the little lover who was still in shock, and he was relieved when he saw that there was nothing serious about him.

"Get back, I'm going to rest." The woman returned to the usual paralyzed face of Mingshen, and gave the order to evict the guest coldly.

Because the master was disturbed, the light in the bedroom dimmed instantly.

"Good night mother, I wish you a sweet dream" Hypnos said, and then stepped back and left his mother's bedroom.

【Little Baili, come and play often~】

Hearing this sentence before leaving, someone who was huddled in his arms and pretended to be dead shivered suddenly.

The author has something to say: There is a mother who is keen on cuckolding her son, so the idiot must be under a lot of pressure

What, ball commentary, near the end of the end but even less motivation... [Lie