Are you with Dazai today?

What would Shiinagawa do at this time?It was indeed his fault for not understanding the world more fully, and rushing here as soon as the interest came up.

This lover is weird enough. He apologized for what he said before. Maybe it is not the Dazai who is blind, but himself. Is it because love makes people blind?Also terrible.

Although the face is good-looking... Although the face is indeed good-looking, but after the skin is removed, everyone is not a skeleton and a pool of flesh and blood, so in Chris's view, there is not much difference between people.

If you have the time to appreciate beauties, it is better to dissect a few special creatures.

"Shiina, you came just in time!"

Osamu Dazai grasped Chris's hand, although Chris wanted to pull his hand away very much, but he thought that if it was Shiinagawa, he would never do so, so he held back.

Not only can't show a disgusted expression, but also put on a smile and a gentle attitude. It's really his gentle attitude. The last time Chris was able to show a little patience was his Servant, and it was the kind that had to be patient.

Because it can't be beat.

Gee.

"What's wrong, Dazai?"

Although he admits that Osamu Dazai is a little different, the world in his eyes has long been dilapidated, but the surroundings of Osamu Dazai, including himself, are surprisingly normal.

He didn't know how many years I hadn't seen it, it was so funny.

"Oh, because I'm hungry, I haven't brought any money, and my mobile phone fell into the water and I don't know where it was washed away. It's great that you are here, Shiina!"

Chris: ...

So are you sure I have money with me?

In fact, Chris really had money with him. Before he left, he specially prepared some Japanese yen, which came in handy here.

"So what would Dazai want to eat?"

Chris sighed, calm down, don't get so excited at every turn.

"Well—then fast food restaurants, no problem?"

Dazai Osamu narrowed his eyes after hearing Shiinagawa's reply.

"oh, I understand now."

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, oops, this is really strange, he thought this way, he can't be called an enemy at the moment, because the other party has no intention of attacking at all, but what is the purpose of approaching him pretending to be Shiinagawa Woolen cloth?

If it was Shiinagawa, it would have been as early as Dazai Osamu said that he didn’t bring any money, and he took people home when he was hungry. After all, Shiinagawa’s philosophy has always been that outsiders are not as good as those made at home, plus fast food restaurants... If it is a fast food restaurant, the other party is even more opposed.

Damn, he hasn't been to a fast food restaurant for a long time.

Dazai Osamu and Chris seem to get along very harmoniously, but in fact they have their own secrets, while Shiina Chuan over there is about to die of anxiety, Dazai Osamu can't get through the phone, and Edogawa Ranpo's phone can't get through. No one answered, and there was a person who was suspected to be pretending to be him in Yokohama.

Shiinagawa really couldn't figure out why someone would pretend to be him. The identity of the former mercenary should have been destroyed long ago. If the target was an armed detective agency, there should be many more suitable targets than him.

"I found it... Ranbu-kun!"

The place where Edogawa Ranpo appears is different from Osamu Dazai, it is very fixed, and there are only a few of the places he frequents. If you look for them one by one, the chance of encountering them is still very high. He and Atsushi Nakajima split up to find someone, but in the end Shiinagawa was luckier and found what he was looking for.

"Ranpo Amen...Ranpo-kun! Tell me where Dazai is now!"

Edogawa Ranpo, who was grabbed by the shoulders and kept shaking when he came up, showed a disgusted expression.

"Shiina, did you yell something strange just now..."

“Dessert supply for the week!”

Shiinagawa didn't say much and showed his trump card directly.

"The closest fast food restaurant to your home!"

Edogawa Ranpo was also unambiguous, and immediately gave the answer after Shiinagawa made a condition that he could not refuse, and did not care about Shiinagawa calling him Ranpo Ameng.

"Thank you Ranbu-kun!"

After getting the answer, Shiinagawa ran straight to the fast food restaurant without pausing for a second.

……

"I'm starting to feel like I'm being tricked."

Chris took a straw and stirred the fat house happy water in front of him, and the cold soda couldn't relieve his current mood of wanting to find someone to kill.

"When did you notice it? Don't tell me it's the power of love, or I'll really vomit."

"How is it possible? I never believed in the mysterious power of love. It's all a trick to deceive children."

Osamu Dazai took a bite of the hamburger after he finished speaking. The delicious taste of the fried food was so delicious that it made people cry. Dazai Osamu, who can only eat fast food once a half a month after being restricted by Shiinagawa, was in a complicated mood.

"So, what do you think of me?"

Osamu Dazai asked.

No more than 3 minutes after entering the fast food restaurant, the bored Chris blew himself up. This person really wants to get out as soon as he gets out. He never cares about other people's moods, as long as he is happy.

Chris, who originally wanted to admire this person's other expressions but failed, became even more depressed.

"It's not good, there is definitely something wrong with my brain."

At least Chris thinks that he won’t find a boyfriend who will accompany death, that would be too tiring. It’s better to say that having a lover is a troublesome thing in itself. If both parties are just playing for fun, maybe Chris can accept it , it is really incomprehensible to deal with the object seriously like this.

"I'm not interested in you now, if I knew it, I would have found another me."

"Even if it's the same person, you can't shoot Shiina."

Seeing the suddenly gloomy face of the person in front of him, Chris only felt it was amused.

"But how did you win me when you were so weak?"

Chris only knows that some people in this world have supernatural powers. He thinks Osamu Dazai also has supernatural powers, but he doesn't know what kind of supernatural powers they are.

Unless his supernatural ability can tear space, Chris thought casually, he didn't think he would lose.

"……found it!"

Although many people have heard of parallel worlds and doppelgangers, when a person who looks exactly the same as you and you clearly recognize that the other person and you are not twins appears in front of you, You just feel a sense of absurdity.

Whether it was Shiinagawa who didn't know about it or Chris who knew each other a long time ago, both of them were taken aback when they saw the same face as themselves.

The black mud in Chris's heart gurgled out. In fact, he had always cared about it, but he pretended not to care.

Yes - he was actually jealous of Shiinagawa.

When he knew that he had such a peer, Chris felt incredible at first, because, how could he be so lucky?

Just the experience during the Holy Grail War was enough for Chris to see a kind of just-right luck.

The artificial human of the Einzbern family that did not exist in his world and died long ago, and another Servant that is different from his Servant, at least has the joys and sorrows of normal human beings, and can barely be called human in spirit. thing.

The right victory and defeat successfully defeated Daphne, and finally stopped Gloria's Servant summoned by herself in another world.

Traveling around the world with a guy who can be called a companion, even if his neck was broken, he still came back to life under the protection of others. Even the world in his eyes is not as dilapidated as his own.

so good--

Although he knew it was wrong, Chris couldn't help thinking like this.

In fact, at first I just wanted to say hello and see what kind of person I am in this world.

But now, he has changed his mind. Who made him so fickle?

"I heard that you—killed your own mother and teacher?"

Opening his mouth was provocative, and Shiinagawa, who was stepped on to the point of thunder, also showed a gloomy expression as Chris imagined.

"……Aha?"

Generally, Shiinagawa would only make such a sound when he was extremely upset.

"Do you want to die?"

"Is it Reinhardt? You, as a friend, don't know anything about him. You don't even understand what he has become."

Chris continued.

"...What?! Did you attack Reinhardt?"

Just take a look and you can understand that this person is not some kind of pretender, he is himself, and the reason why he can appear here is also easy to guess, the other party probably has abilities similar to Reinhardt.

Are time travellers so worthless now? !

The people in the fast food restaurant had already left. I have to say that the magician's magic trick to disperse the crowd is really good. Just a little hint can clear a large area.

"Who knows?"

Chris spoke vaguely, because he knew that only in this way would Shiinagawa be even more angry. Doesn't he know himself?

Seeing Shiinagawa's posture about to rush over, Chris said, "It's so scary", but there was no sign of fear on his face.

"Clutch of Nyogtha"

Although it will consume sanity, Chris, whose sanity has been emptied long ago, is not afraid at all, and he doesn't think he will lose to a third-rate magician in the competition of mana value.

So - the success of this spell is inevitable.

Shiinagawa felt as if a hand was holding his heart, and there was a huge pain in his chest, and his body seemed to be paralyzed, unable to move.

A hand was placed on his shoulder, and the pain disappeared immediately.

"...Sorry, Dazai."

"Hmm, it's okay, Shiina is still as careless as before."

"It can be eliminated..."

Chris muttered, his eyes began to glow, and he spoke under Shiinagawa's vigilant gaze.

"I'm interested in you! Be mine!"

Shiinagawa frowned after hearing this.

"Please don't say such rude things to my boyfriend?"

He purposely puts the accent on 'my'.

"mean!"

"...This is not a question of being petty, is it?!"

Shiinagawa couldn't believe that he heard such words from his own mouth, what did he think of people?an object? !

"Ah—but you are scary, and it will definitely be troublesome to fight with you."

Chris aimed his eyes at Shiinagawa's waist, alas, the dagger for the mysterious special attack left by Gloria is really tricky, and the one hanging around his neck is not a good thing.

It's hard to do.

but--

"It's still rewarding!"

Seeing Chris who suddenly smiled like a child, Shiinagawa stabilized his foot and prepared to strike when the opponent made a move.

"I'm very happy, thank you, another me!"

"……what?"

Shiinagawa saw another self laughing and waving at him.

"I'd tell you about Reinhardt if I was in the mood, but forget it for now!"

"Hey!!"

Chris disappeared in the same way as Reinhardt, and Shiinagawa stared blankly at the other direction where he disappeared.

correct--

"Dazai, is there any injury?!"

Shiinagawa grabbed Dazai Osamu's shoulder, looked him up and down to make sure there was no wound, and Shiinagawa breathed a sigh of relief.

He rested his head on Dazai's neck.

"You really scared me to death, and you didn't answer the phone..."

Osamu Dazai patted his frightened boyfriend reassuringly.

"Because the phone fell into the river."

"...Did you commit suicide again?"

"Ha ha……"

Only Dazai Osamu's dry laughter responded to Shiinagawa.

"No, how much did you eat?!"

"...Why do you care so much about this!"

Mr. Osamu Dazai already foresees a gloomy future in which he will not be able to eat fast food for the next month.

"Forget it, as long as you are fine, I don't care about it this time."

Huh?Huh!Is Shiina so talkative this time? !

Only after seeing another self can Shiinagawa realize how lucky he is now, and he can see the bad state of that self at a glance.

"It's great to meet Dazai."

"...How did we get to this topic?!"

"It's really...it's great to meet Dazai."

After being hugged tightly by his boyfriend, Osamu Dazai hesitated for a while and responded with a hug.

"Yes, me too."

I also feel that it is my luck to meet you.

The author has something to say: it is probably the end of this article and the beginning of the if line, and I ended it on my birthday

If nothing goes wrong, the next article should be about Wujo Wu. I haven’t figured out the specific idea of ​​the if line. HE must be HE. Thank you for your continued support in this article. See you in the next article.