Bald cape conjurer

"Recently, there are really more and more punks."

Saitama withdrew his fist, and saw a man in black in front of him with his brain smoking, and fell down straight.

"And I often ran out to find trouble when I was on patrol."

——Just behind Saitama, a large group of strangely dressed people lay in a haphazard manner.They all have bruised noses and swollen faces, with bags on their heads.

Seeing the assailant lying on the ground, Saitama patted the dust on his gloves and murmured in a low voice: "The recent law and order is really terrible. There are guys who are full and have nothing to do to attack people all over the place."

"So at this time, as a hero, I should maintain law and order."

"And the legendary 'Assassin's Purple' didn't make an appearance either... What, it made me look forward to it so much."

Turning out of the alley, Saitama walked forward on the bustling street for a while, when a familiar voice suddenly sounded from behind.

"Saitama!"

"Huh?" The bald head turned around and looked in a daze.

What caught his eyes were two teenagers in college uniforms - Yuren Yuzhang and Juanji the Dog, as well as the figure of a naive panda.

The one who shouted Saitama's name loudly and waved at him was Kojou Yuuhito.The presence of pandas has attracted the attention of many passers-by.A few children ignored their parents' obstruction, shouting "It's Panda!" while hugging the panda and refused to let it go. There was also a little girl who was trying to climb on the panda's shoulders.

The panda was not angry either, but took out a handful of candies from the pouch around the fluffy waist and distributed them to the children who kept surrounding him, and then waved to the parents who apologized again and again to show that it was okay.

When he came to the group, Saitama watched the parents who dragged the children away, and sighed sincerely: "Panda, you are really popular with the children."

"That's because they all thought I was a staff member in a doll costume." Panda rubbed his stomach, "If they knew that I was a curse skeleton with autonomous consciousness, they might be scared away."

"But speaking of Saitama, are you on patrol?" It looked at the clothes on Saitama, "The tights and cloak are also replaced with new ones."

"Yeah. Even if I was fired from the Conjuration Association, I'm still a hero out of interest." Saitama nodded, "But you guys, are you doing the mission?"

"No," Knotaba Yuhito shook his head, "We're here to find you, Saitama."

"Eh?"

Under Saitama's somewhat dazed gaze, Knotaba Yuhito and Panda stepped aside, revealing the dog curly thorn standing in the middle and the little curse held by a dog leash in his hand.

I saw Tuogen, who looked like a small dog, with a collar around his neck, obediently following behind the three of them all the way. After seeing Saitama, he wagged his tail in favor.

"Oh——" Saitama opened his eyes slightly, "It's this guy."

"Salmon." Curlythorn the dog nodded.

"When you moved out of the dormitory, Saitama, you forgot to take it with you. We have been feeding it and taking it for a walk for most of the week." Knotaba Yuhito explained, "After all, this guy is yours. Pets. It just so happens that the three of us are free today, so we planned to send it there, but I happened to meet you on the way."

"We also packed other pet supplies together." Panda took out several bags, "Including the dog house made by Genos before, and a few packets of dog food and teething sticks from Fuhei, and everyone We chipped in to buy some dog toys together.”

"Oh, so you are all helping me take care of it during this time?" Saitama squatted down, raised his hand and scratched Tuogen's head, feeling a little better because of this incident, "Thank you!"

Tuogen wagged his tail enthusiastically on the surface, and rubbed his head against Saitama's palm.However, when everyone's eyes didn't fall on it, its cute big round eyes suddenly turned into an angry inverted triangle shape.

——In the past two days, when Yuzhang Yuren and others were feeding and walking Tuo Gen, Tuo Gen also heard about the incident in Shibuya from their conversation.

Daoist and the others have planned a plan for nearly a year that has failed!And even the real person was exterminated like Hanayu...

Fortunately, Leu Hu was not exterminated, but fled the scene, which brought some comfort to Tuo Gen's heart.

That being the case, the next thing it has to do is to continue to pretend to be obedient, and secretly try to avenge the real people!

After making up his mind, Tuogen not only did not show any hostility, but instead lay down on the ground and exposed his stomach to Saitama.

Come on, come and touch my belly, and get lost in my perfect disguise oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohTuo Gen clamored in his heart.

Saitama stared at Tuo Gen silently for a few seconds: "The little hands growing out of its stomach are disgusting."

Togen: "..."

At this moment, the dog curly spines protested: "Wooden fish flower!"

"That's right, Saitama, why do you say that!" Hirohito Hiroshi hurriedly stopped, "Look, everyone is lost!"

The boy picked up Tuogen on the ground, and said to Saitama seriously: "Although it is only a small pet, if it is always belittled by the owner, it may also suffer from depression. This is what I heard from Fuhei , he often praises the ability of Yugou."

Although Tuo Gen was extremely displeased to be treated as a dog of his kind, he still wagged his tail in line with the words of Polygonum cuspidatum Yuren, and at the same time was secretly happy.

It's not ineffective to bear the burden of humiliation and eat dog food for a while. These guys have now forgotten that they are super vicious super-spell spirits, and treat themselves as ordinary little pets!

"In short, if you decide to adopt a pet, you have to be responsible for it." Knotabagi Yuhito handed Tuo Gen to Saitama, "We have other tasks to do in the afternoon, so let's go first."

"Yeah." Saitama nodded, and suddenly remembered something, "By the way, this area has not been very peaceful recently, there are many gangsters who will attack people suddenly, you should be careful."

"Little bastard?" Panda scratched his fluffy face, "But we didn't meet anything."

"Yeah, it's been a bit unbelievably peaceful for us during this time." Hirohito Katsuobu added, "After the incident in Shibuya is over, although the decision to execute us has been withdrawn, whether it's Principal Noctua or Mr. Nanami, We have been reminded that our top management will never let it go."

"They said that there is a terrible assassination team in the hands of the high-level, and that the next assassination team is likely to target us. But it has been several days, and we have not even seen the shadow of the assassination team."

Speaking of this, Knotaba Yuhito couldn't help asking: "Saitama, have they ever troubled you?"

"No," Saitama shook his head in a daze. "Recently, some punks jumped out to attack me, maybe they wanted to steal money."

"Is that so..." The young man looked worried, "Perhaps the assassination team is extremely cautious, and has been lurking in the dark to observe us until now, waiting for the opportunity to strike."

"Anyway, we won't let our guard down. Saitama, you should be careful too."

After the three of Kojohito said goodbye to Saitama, they gradually went away.

Saitama held Tuogen in one hand and a large bag of dog supplies in the other, and stood there watching their figures disappear.

Then he lowered his head and stared at Tuogen with big eyes.

"Since you have been sent over again, I won't go for a walk today, let's take you home first." Saitama said to himself.

Tuo Gen's eyes lit up suddenly.

——Great, now we are going to the home where the bald man lives now!

Although it is possible to eavesdrop on information in the high school, Tianyuan's barrier monitoring is really too troublesome. Once it leaves the dog house, it will be discovered by the barrier.This caused Tuo Gen to obediently stay in the men's dormitory on a leash for a while.

During the period, it was sneaked by the jade dog raised by Fu Heihui in the next room from time to time to eat up the dog food, and then took the opportunity to bite it a few mouthfuls. Life was quite difficult.

But now, everything is different.It will go to this bald man's new home.

After getting rid of the shackles of the high school, it is not a trivial matter to sneak out to report the news while the bald man is walking!

Thinking of this, two small sparks ignited in Tuo Gen's triangular eyes.

Next, it's time to show off your skills!

"I'm back."

Saitama took Tuogen by the hand, and took off the red boots on his feet at the entrance.

"Teacher, welcome back."

"Ah, Saitama, long time no see!"

Two voices, one male and one female, sounded at the same time.Appearing in front of the entrance to greet Saitama, in addition to Genos holding the prison gate, there was also a blonde woman wearing a black turtleneck sleeveless shirt and navy blue jeans—99 Yuki.

Seeing the smiling 99 Yuki, Saitama couldn't help being taken aback: "It's true that you follow me wherever I go."

"Don't say that." 99 Yuki stroked his thick golden hair indifferently, in exchange for Saitama's envious eyes, "It seems that we have many births."

"But Ms. 99, since you have such a good relationship with Saitama, why didn't you show up in Shibuya?" Wujo Gojo, who was in the prison gate, complained.

"I happened to be in the research institute at the time. When I arrived, the matter was over." 99 Yuki shrugged regretfully, "It's a pity that I didn't get to see Saitama's heroic appearance in the battle."

After she finished speaking, she smiled again: "If I had been on the scene at that time, maybe I could have obtained more important information through the battle."

Saitama couldn't help being a little speechless: "...I said that I have nothing to study."

"Teacher, do you want me to kick her out?" Genos asked solemnly, pointing at 99 Yuki.

"No," a drop of sweat broke out on Saitama's bald head, "it's not necessary to do this to this extent..."

While the few people were talking, Tuo Gen curled up in a ball behind the shadow of the shoe cabinet, trembling.

The idea of ​​showing its skills when it came has been completely shattered, and now the only thing left in my mind is to find ways to not be expelled.

——I didn’t expect Saitama’s new home to be Gojo Satoru’s home!

Layer after layer of barriers, countless defensive measures, and there are actually two super conjurers waiting here at home!Although one of them was imprisoned in the prison gate...

Just out of Longtan, and into the tiger's den!

At this moment, 99 Youji's eyes fell on a red tail exposed behind the shoe cabinet.

"Saitama, is the thing you brought back a curse fetus?" She pointed to her tail and asked, "This guy is a special grade. A harmless pet?"

"Well, it should be." Saitama nodded, "In short, I am responsible for raising this guy now."

"Oh." Seeing this, 99 Youji didn't continue to ask.

——safe!

Tuo Gen finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Saitama found a corner in the exquisite courtyard and put the wooden dog house there.As soon as the dog house was set up, Tuo Gen quickly hid in it, huddled in a corner and remained motionless.

"This guy seems a little nervous." Saitama stretched his thumb and index finger against his chin, thinking hard, "Is he afraid of strangers?"

"It's also possible that the environment is not acclimatized." Genos said, "After all, it suddenly changed to a new environment, and it's normal not to adapt."

Saitama poured dog food and water for Tuo Gen, and returned to the room.Only then did he notice an unopened express box in the corner of the room.

"What is this?" He pointed to the box and asked Wujo Wu in the prison gate on the table, "Is this something you bought again?"

"No, this one is for you, Saitama." Gojo Satoru replied, "I heard from the delivery man at the post office that these are letters addressed to you. So we haven't opened the envelopes and are waiting for your return."

"For me?" Saitama was a little surprised, "It must be a mistake. Who will write me a letter, and write so much."

With a "click", Saitama tore off the seal of the courier box and opened the box.

I saw that there were densely stuffed inside, and they were all letters to Saitama.

"There really are!" Saitama stared blankly at the mountain of letters, and picked up one, "And it seems that most of the letters are anonymous letters..."

"Maybe he's a teacher's fan?" Genos said from the side, "After all, the teacher has been very active recently and defeated a lot of evil forces."

"Yes, is it?" Saitama was startled for a moment, and then immediately showed a look of expectation, "Then let me see what is written in it!"

Under the watchful eyes of the three, Saitama carefully tore open the envelope, took out the letter paper inside, and slowly unfolded——

At that moment, the big bright red characters on the letter paper rushed into everyone's eyes, and even every swipe and swipe carried strong malice.

[A swindler who has no magic power deserves to be kicked out of the magic world! 】

"..."

Saitama was stunned, put down the letter, and opened another letter.

The content of the second letter is similar to the first letter: [How much effort do you think other people have put in to become a magician?Why do you enter this business without magic power?Hurry up and apologize! 】

The third letter was densely filled with the same word: [Die! 】

Saitama opened several anonymous letters in succession, all of which contained abuse against him.

Seeing this, Janos couldn't sit still: "How dare you send such a letter to the teacher! Teacher, I will check who sent it right away!"

"Do you want me to help?" 99 Yuki asked next to him, "Maybe you can judge by the filthy spell left on the letter. The guys who wrote the letter are all from the magic world, and they know that Saitama has no spells." power, so there should be no hidden filth.”

Just as Genos was about to agree, Saitama's voice suddenly sounded.

"It turns out that these letters were sent by the magician."

Saitama looked at the letters spread out on the floor, and muttered to himself, "As a magician, I don't have to do tasks, but I have time to write such letters...There are idlers everywhere."

Genos was startled slightly, then lowered his eyelashes.

The words that had rolled to the tip of his tongue just now were swallowed back by the blond reformed man.

Gojo Satoru in the prison gate has not spoken, the blue eyes on the surface of the small square carefully observe Saitama's expression: "..."

"Saitama, you are really brave," 99 Yuki said from the side, "Aren't you going to pursue it?"

"How can there be a hero who will come to the door and beat people one by one when he receives some boring letters," Saitama said, "and I am not very generous. If someone talks about my head, I will be angry too."

"Really?" 99 Youji changed his sitting posture, and leaned his body completely against the table, "I don't really intend to beat people one by one, I'm not crazy enough yet. But always It is also troublesome to receive such a letter, so if it were me, I should catch a typical example and scare the monkeys."

"That's why I said you have a lot of air."

She rested her chin and stared at Saitama, "It was the same in Shibuya. Those curses were defeated, and it must be your credit. But you deliberately said those words to smear yourself in order to protect your companions. It's really noble."

"Not to that extent." Saitama looked down at the letter in his hand, thought for a while and replied, "I just did what I wanted to do."

"I have carried out heroic activities for three years, and I have defeated countless evil forces. It must be a common thing to be resented by people. I am used to this kind of thing by now." He said, "But if you are resented , correspondingly, there must be an equal number of people grateful for my activity."

99 Yuki smiled silently, looking at Saitama more and more eagerly.

——This may be his powerful secret...!

At this time, Saitama seemed to be caught in some kind of thinking, and added: "But it's okay to just resent. If the distorted love is born because of resentment..."

"For example, he found me suddenly and said that he wanted to marry me or something."

In Saitama's mind, the image of Zenyuan family emerged: "Then what should I do?"

99 Youji's gaze instantly became a little speechless: "..."

But soon, Saitama stopped thinking about those troublesome things.He put down the opened letter in his hand and rummaged through the box.

"The anonymous letters are probably of this type, and I don't know if there are others..." Saitama murmured to himself while searching, "Ah, there is one!"

He took a simple envelope from the box.Unlike the other letters, this one has the sender's name on it - the Union of Victim Conjurers.On the recipient, the words "Saitama Honorary Officer" were written.

Saitama tore open the envelope and took out the letter inside.

"What's written on it, teacher?" Genos asked curiously.

"It's nothing special." Saitama stared at the letter paper, "They told me that the goal of 1000 signatures is almost reached, and after the terrorist attack in Shibuya, the number of conjurers who are dissatisfied with the high-level has increased sharply. Quite a few people have joined the Alliance of Victim Conjurers, and there are even first and second level conjurers in it."

"It seems that there will be a big change in the power map in the future, teacher!" Genos said flatteringly.

"Yeah." Saitama nodded, "I don't know what will happen next."

After that, Saitama rummaged through the box for a while, but except for the letter from the Conjurer Alliance, all the others were unsigned hate letters.

"This is the end." After confirming all the letters, Saitama stared at a box of hate letters, and couldn't help but feel a little headache, "How to deal with these letters?"

Genos stood up suddenly, the incinerator in his hand glowed golden: "Leave these to me to burn, teacher!"

"Oh, it's okay to burn it, but don't burn it indoors," Saitama reminded, "Be careful of fire."

Soon, Genos went outside with a large box of hate letters.

Looking at Saitama who was sitting on the tatami with a dull expression, Gojo Satoru suddenly asked: "Saitama, do you have any plans next?"

"No." Saitama came back to his senses, "I originally planned to go to the supermarket to buy vegetables, but I wanted to bring my pet back, so I changed my plan."

"Then, how about we just play a game? Just to relieve the mood."

Gojo Satoru suggested: "Now the prison gate is connected to the Internet, and the game console I bought before is also brought in. It happens to be online."

"Games are just virtual things, right?" Saitama sighed, "I'm already bearish, and I don't have the desire to indulge in games."

"But you haven't played with me yet." Gojo Satoru incited, "Come and play a game, come come come~"

Amid Gojo Satoru's proposal, Saitama suddenly realized something.

It seems that I have never really played a game with Gojo Satoru.

When I used to play games with Goujuanji and Panda, I always lost badly.But maybe Gojo Satoru's game skills are worse than his own...

In this way, maybe I have a chance to win the last time!

Thinking of this, Saitama's expression changed immediately, and he said enthusiastically, "Okay! Let's play the game! See if I don't beat you to the teeth!"

……

30 seconds later.

"You Died!"

Big bright red characters appeared on the screen of the handheld.And Saitama stared at the handheld dumbfounded, with a bright white screen reflection reflected on his forehead: "..."

"Yeah, I didn't expect it to end so soon."

Gojo Satoru's surprised voice came from the prison gate.And hearing these words, Saitama's bald head suddenly bulged with blue veins.

"Come again!"