Bald cape conjurer

A ray of light from the sky leaked through the broken windows.Leu Hu's eyelids trembled, and she slowly opened her eyes.

"This is...where?"

The recovery speed of the curse spirit made Lihu, who had only one head left, have grown back into a body, but of course the clothes left in place with the original body could not be brought back.He supported the ground with his arms and looked around blankly.

"Why am I lying in the rubbish of the ruins?"

Leu Hu raised her hand to support her volcanic head, looking at the rubbish and glass shards all over the place.Then, subconsciously, he slowly moved his hand to his neck.

Fragmentary consciousness finally gradually returned.Leu Hu's one eye suddenly widened, and her pupils trembled violently.

He remembered, he... almost got killed.

Just when he was about to attack the bald human in front, for some reason, his own head flew out suddenly.

Because things happened so fast, no matter how hard Liu Hu tried to recall, she couldn't remember what happened at that time, and why her head suddenly separated from her body.

——Being able to take off his head without even noticing his super-level curse... This must be done by the monsters in this ghost town!And the bald man he planned to kill at the beginning must have lost all his bones because of the monsters in the ghost town.After all, as a super magic spirit, he was almost killed!

After thinking of this, Leu Hu's eyes widened, cold sweat streaming down his back.

"Xia You only told me that the ghost city has bred super-level curse spirits, but never said that the super-level curse spirits here are so strong...Damn it, that fake monk!"

The black teeth "clacked" against each other.Filled with anger, Leu Hu jumped up abruptly.

"I can't stay here for long. In case I meet that ridiculously strong guy again..."

Lou Hu muttered to herself, carefully observed her surroundings, and then disappeared in place with a "swipe".

……

rustle, rustle, rustle...

Saitama was squatting on the balcony of the small apartment watering the only pot of cactus he raised, while flipping through his passbook with the other hand with a sad face.

"There are only [-] yen left in the deposit, and I don't know when the college subsidy will be issued..." He said to himself, "It seems that I can't do part-time work. I really don't want to work part-time..."

Putting away the small watering can in the shape of an elephant, Saitama had just straightened up when he caught a glimpse of the road downstairs from the corner of his eye, and a light blue afterimage flashed past and disappeared into the distance in an instant.

"Hey, why is there a man with blue skin who looks like a volcano running naked... is it a naked race?" He looked suspiciously at the figure of Leo Hu who didn't even open his cover in order to use all his mana to escape. , muttering to himself, "It seems that the neighborhood around my house is not peaceful recently, and naked perverts have begun to appear."

……

Get up at the same time every day, build muscle, and eat the cheapest banana for breakfast.Then turn on the TV to watch the live broadcast. If there is a crisis somewhere, put on a yellow jumpsuit and cape and set out to execute justice.

After that, I go home from the supermarket, wash the onesies and gloves without any damage, watch TV while eating the dinner I made, and turn off the TV to sleep when I am sleepy.

Saitama experiences such ordinary daily life day after day.Although he has defeated countless evil forces over the years, no one has discovered this feat, and he certainly will not get any monetary compensation for it.

Although he only wants to focus on his hobbies, but because he still needs the money necessary to maintain his life, when he has no money, Saitama still has to allocate his energy to do some part-time jobs to make money.Under Gojo Satoru's persuasion, I joined the high school in order to be able to focus on my interests wholeheartedly without having to worry about financial aspects.

Saitama sat in front of the computer at the desk, clicked the mouse, and browsed the recruitment information on the Internet.The bright light from the screen reflected on his eyes and bald head, reflecting a shallow shadow.

"Bookstore clerk, 989 yen per hour..."

"Wharf stevedore, 1500 yen per hour..."

"Convenience store cashier, hourly salary 1077 yen..."

"Temporary security guard at the idol handshake meeting, the hourly salary is 4200 yen... This hourly salary is very high!"

Saitama clicked on the temporary security details of the idol handshake meeting and browsed.

"The individual handshake meeting of the tall idol Takada-chan will be held in Chiba Prefecture for two days. We will provide sumptuous lunch and dinner, accommodation and purchase personal insurance. The work includes entering the security check, maintaining the order of the handshake meeting, and protecting Takada-chan's Personal safety, isolation of radical fans..."

After reading the recruitment content, Saitama moved the mouse to the registration button.

"The content looks quite simple. Just sign up."

An ordinary tenement apartment in Tokyo has something different.Outside the door of the apartment is a narrow and dark corridor, while inside the door is sunshine, blue sky, clear sea water and white fine sand beach.

There are several beach chairs spread out on the beach.Xia Youjie in cassock, a long-haired young man with stitch marks on his body, and Ju Ling with saplings growing out of his eye sockets were lying on the beach chair.There is also a red super magic tire floating in the sea near the beach.

Leu Hu ran all the way into the apartment building, pushed open the door of the apartment and rushed in, the ears of the volcano's head burst into flames because of anger, and his voice broke: "Xia Youjie, come out for me!"

"Oh, Lehu! Why did it take you two days to come back?"

Before Xia Youjie could react, the long-haired young man with stitch marks quickly got up from the beach chair and greeted him.But as soon as he saw Liuhu, the young man was stunned.

"Liuhu, why are you naked?" He tilted his head, glanced at Leuhu, and asked curiously.

At this time, Xia Youjie and Manju Ling with saplings in his eye sockets also sat up and stared back at Leuhu.Seeing Leuhu's naked body, Xia Youjie's long and narrow eyes opened rarely, showing a slight look of astonishment, and the curse spirit with saplings in its eye sockets made some strange sounds.

"Shut up, real man!" A burst of shame filled Louhu's heart, pointing at the long-haired young man's nose and yelling, and then turned to glaring at the sapling curse spirit, "And you, Huayu, chirp chirp chirp chirp... It's so annoying! It's obvious that what you say is some messy syllables, but the meaning is directly conveyed to your mind, it's disgusting!"

The sapling Juling Huayu was not angry, but slowly took out a set of clothes that were the same as Leuhu's usual clothes and handed them to him.Leu Hu immediately put on her clothes, and walked up to Xia Youjie aggressively.

"Summer oil..."

Leu Hu lowered her head, her huge one-eyed stared at Xia Youjie gloomyly, she gritted her pitch-black teeth and asked, "The monster in the ghost town...what's going on?"

Xia Youjie paused for a while, then asked, "What's going on?"

"Before you set off, you didn't tell me about that thing—that high-speed mother-in-law is so strong..."

Leu Hu looked at Xia Youjie's unmoved face, and the evil fire surged up: "The reason why I came back like this is because my head was knocked off by the monster in the ghost town! Because I had to grow my body from scratch , so it took me two days and two nights to get back! The clothes and the original body were gone, so I ran all the way back naked!"

"And the opponent's speed is very fast, I didn't see anything at all when I did it!"

"Didn't you say that the ghost town plan was started by you four years ago?" Leo Hu roared, "In just four years, can ghost towns breed such terrifying monsters? Are you hiding something from us?" explain?"

Neither Zhenren nor Hana Yu who stood watching from the side spoke, and the air was eerily silent.

After a while, the usual smile on Xia Youjie's face disappeared.He thought for a while, and said to Liuhu: "Take me to the ghost town tomorrow."

"Ah?" Leu Hu's expression changed.Recalling the experience in the ghost town, he still had lingering fears: "What do you want to do there?"

"I want to see what's going on with the curse spirit there." Xia Youjie said in a low voice, "If the other party is hostile to us, we can only subdue it with my 'curse spirit manipulation'."

……

the next day.

"Liuhu, there's nothing here."

Xia Youjie and the tight-fitting Leu Hu stood in the center of the ghost town, looked around, and couldn't help asking questions: "Let's not talk about super-level curse spirits, I haven't even been able to detect a teeny-headed one below level four. How do you feel?" What's up?"

"No..." Leu Hu was still not angry with Xia Youjie, "That high-speed mother-in-law moves so fast, how could it be so easy to catch her breath."

Speaking of this, he murmured: "Maybe the high-speed mother-in-law passed by us just now, but we didn't know anything about it. That's what happened when my head was blown away: I didn't notice anything at all. Mana power, but the head suddenly flew out..."

"..."

Xia Youjie was silent for a while, and his smiling expression suddenly turned cold.

"Liuhu, you have fear in your heart." He opened his eyes and said in a cold voice, "You are useless this time. Go back."

"……What did you say?"

Liu Hu was stunned for a moment, and then the magma in his head suddenly boiled.But soon, he pulled the corners of his mouth and showed a malicious smile, and the temperature in the air suddenly rose.

He raised his hand, and suddenly a rose-like swirling flame flashed in his palm.

"The high-speed mother-in-law is just fast. If she loses the advantage of speed, she may not be able to defend against my attack. I am fighting now. I just connect the nearby building to the person who doesn't know where she is now." The high-speed mothers-in-law should be burned together."

The flames burst into flames, engulfing the surrounding buildings in an instant.The sea of ​​flames spread in all directions, illuminating the entire street.Under the fierce firepower of Leuhu, the house fell down with a groan.

Xia Youjie stood away from Leuhu, protected his body with magic power, and sighed.

"It's too impulsive. Sure enough, the curse spirit is still the curse spirit..."

Speaking of this, Xia Youjie looked at Leuhu who was attacking in a large area ahead, with a gloomy expression.

"There's nothing here, not even a single person. Let's go back first and confirm more information."

Leu Hu didn't know that Xia Youjie had left quietly, or that he didn't care about it now.At present, he only wants to use a large-scale attack to destroy the monster that separated his body.

Attacks flew in all directions.Leuhu was burning in full swing, but suddenly a fire that didn't belong to him came from behind him.

The super curse spirit suddenly turned around and shot out a flame.The firepower collided suddenly and canceled each other out.The golden fireworks exploded with black smoke, and a mushroom cloud rose towards the sky.

"What...?" He squinted his one eye and looked through the sea of ​​flames.

On the other side of the flame, a handsome blond young man in a steel shell slowly walked out.He maintained the posture of raising his palm to attack, and the muzzle of the palm was still faintly red.

"Something left me for half a month, but when I came back, I found that Mr. Saitama's house was being attacked..." Genos, the reformer, said coldly, "I can detect a huge energy reaction... What the hell are you?"

Meanwhile, Chiba.

"The security interview for the tall idol Takada-chan is starting now!" the manager who came to oversee the interview announced, "Physical ability first."

"The first item: strength test! Hit this sandbag with your fist, and the screen will automatically display how many kilograms your boxing strength is."

Saitama hit the sandbag with a punch.The sandbag shattered instantly, and the filling and electronic chips inside were scattered all over the place.The screen showing the boxing strength "Zizi" lit up with a few dark blue lights, not only unable to measure the strength, but completely darkened.

"...The next item is fighting skills. Please aim at this stake man..."

Saitama punched down, and the stake man broke in the middle of the loud noise.

"...Next item, reaction speed. Please press after the red dot appears..."

With a "boom", just as the red dot appeared, Saitama punched it down.The screen of the machine showed a response speed of 000001 seconds, then flickered, and it was completely scrapped.

"That..." The manager stretched out his hand towards Saitama, and said weakly, "I haven't finished yet. After the red dot appears, it is to press the button, not to punch the machine..."

"Ah, sorry!" Saitama was stunned and said quickly.

"It's okay. You reacted too quickly, and I spoke too slowly."

The agent gave a wry smile, then cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Mr. Saitama, you have been admitted. Time is urgent, can you start working immediately?"

"Heh..." Saitama smiled slightly, and his expression became serious in an instant, "Okay, I'm free anyway."