Bald cape conjurer

The bald man in front of him carried the vegetables he bought in his hands, and walked at a leisurely pace.But Chong Mian Chun Tai followed him closely, thinking about what happened before.

As Haruta Shigemian said to Shotaro Harada, the box he sent to Saitama contained a genuine quasi-second-level spell-Flying Head Man.For that thing, he spent a lot of effort - after all, the flying head man is a curse that even magicians below the second level can't do anything about.

But now it seems that Saitama has not been affected at all.

"Is this guy hiding his secrets, or... has someone solved it for him?" Chongmian Chuntai thought, "In short, let's observe first."

Saitama walked forward along the road.Zhong Mian Chun Tai followed him closely, and found that he had walked for a while, and suddenly stopped.

Chongmian Chuntai's expression changed, and he immediately dodged and hid behind the telephone pole.

what happened?Could it be that bald head found him?

Zhongmian Chunta held the handle of the knife like a human hand, waited for a few seconds, and then poked his head out to look.

I saw Saitama still standing there.He stared at the signboard of the ramen shop beside him for a long time, then pushed the door and walked in.

What, just eating ramen...

Chongmian Haruta put away his knife again, thought for a while, and then his eyes fell on a hip-hop young man passing by wearing a woolen cap and sunglasses on the bridge of his nose.

A chilling smile emerged from his face again.Chongmian Chunta walked towards the hip-hop youth.

3 minute later.

Putting on a hat, sunglasses and a large coat, Chunta Chongmian came out from the alley.He straightened the hat on his head and walked into the ramen shop.

Saitama was sitting in the window seat and could see it at a glance.He was concentrating on the menu.Seeing this, Chongmian Haruta also picked up the menu on the table and sat down at a table convenient for monitoring.

"Sorry." He saw Saitama raised his head and said to the ramen shop employee, "Here's this one."

"Is it tonkotsu ramen?" The employee wearing a blue water pattern turban asked enthusiastically, "What side dishes do you want? Our recommended side dishes are char siew and mentaiko."

"Mentaiko..." Saitama subconsciously repeated what the staff of the ramen shop said, and then began to search the menu, "Hey, the price of mentaiko is..."

"Mentaiko is 500 yen per serving." The staff of the ramen shop quickly replied.

"Really." Hearing this, Saitama kept looking down at the menu, but the hand that flipped the menu stopped.

"Uh, that..." Saitama raised his hand and scratched his head with his index finger, "... I want the cheapest seaweed side dish."

"Okay." The employee of the ramen shop recorded it with a smile.

The silence lasted for ten seconds.

"...Ah." Saitama noticed that the ramen shop employee was standing next to him for a long time and did not leave, so he raised his head a little puzzled.

"Well, have you decided on other side dishes?" the staff asked patiently.

"There is nothing else, just seaweed." Saitama replied.

"Is it true that no other side dishes are added?" The staff of the ramen shop was taken aback, and quickly persuaded, "Isn't it too little to add seaweed?"

"But don't you still have free red ginger and chopped green onion that you can add yourself?" Saitama pointed blankly at the small pots that would be placed on every table.

"...Okay, the total is 450 yen. Thank you for your patronage."

The staff of the ramen shop left with a somewhat speechless expression.Soon, he brought over a bowl of bare noodle soup with only two pieces of seaweed added.

"Your face, please use it."

Watching Saitama add some free shredded red ginger and green onion to the noodles, and start to suck up the noodles, Chongmian Haruta thought deeply.

After 15 minutes, Saitama finished eating the noodles and left the ramen house with the vegetables he bought.

Chongmian Haruta followed up again.He followed Saitama all the way forward, and found that Saitama stopped suddenly again.

——Is it really discovered this time?Chunta Chongmian immediately pulled down the woolen hat, and then observed Saitama's movements from under the brim.

I saw Saitama hesitated for a moment, and walked into a convenience store.

Chongmian Haruta followed up again.He stood in front of the automatic door of the convenience store, ignoring the glass automatic door that opened and closed because of his excessive approach, and observed Saitama's movements.

He saw Saitama walk to the freezer in the convenience store, open the freezer, take out a cheap Garigari-kun popsicle and stare at it for a long time.But after a while, he put the popsicles back in the freezer and walked out empty-handed.

Chongmian Haruta immediately dodges behind the corner.

I saw Saitama coming out of the automatic door, just turned his head, and was suddenly covered in newspapers blowing in the wind.

"Ahhh." The bald-haired made a funny voice, raised his hand and pulled the newspaper off his face, then looked at the newspaper in his hand, his eyebrows turned into a pitiful "eight" shape.

"..."

Shigemian Haruta stared at Saitama silently for a few seconds, and suddenly a malicious smile appeared on his face again.

"Hey hey hey..."

He felt that he didn't need to observe any more.The bald head in front of him is definitely just a common social loser who eats ramen and has no money to add side dishes, is reluctant to buy even the cheapest popsicles, and is covered in waste newspapers.

This guy was not killed by the quasi-level [-] Cursed Flying Headman, it must have been some kind of coincidence—it should have been someone who was beside him at the time and exorcised Flying Headman for him.

Watching Saitama push open the barbed wire door and enter the area of ​​the ghost town, Shigemen Haruta pulled the wool cap off his head, flung his coat, and followed.

Just kill the bald head directly, but first use some small means...

In the quiet ghost town, Zhongmian Haruta's footsteps were silent and fast.He was getting closer and closer to Saitama in front of him.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, Zhongmian Chunta suddenly took off the sunglasses on his face, and flicked forward casually.

With a "click", the sunglasses spun and fell on Saitama's heels.

"Huh?" Saitama stopped when he heard the sound of sunglasses falling, and looked back.

"Sorry sorry. Accidentally dropped something."

Chong Mian Chun Tai walked forward with a smile, and asked, "Can you pick up the sunglasses for me?"

"Yes, yes."

As Saitama said, he bent down and reached for the sunglasses at his feet.

——Sure enough, it was a stupid and weak chicken, who bent down in front of his second-faced Haruta defenselessly, exposing his fragile bald head to the eyes of the enemy!

A bloodthirsty gleam flashed in Chunta Chongmian's eyes.He no longer concealed the ferocious smile on his face, and suddenly drew out the knife, licked his lips, and slashed at Saitama's shiny forehead, looking like a ghost!

He faces Haruta again, but he likes to bully the weak most!

Boom!

At that moment, everything seemed to be in slow motion.Shigemen Haruta's knife shone white, and slashed heavily on the back of Saitama's head. The moment it touched the head, it broke into two pieces with a "click".

The bright broken blades splashed, and the reflected white light was projected into Zhongmian Haruta's pupils.Through the mirror-like fragments of the blade, Chunta Chongmian saw his distorted face reflected in it.

"..."

Fa, what happened?Why did my knife break off?

With a sound of "jingle", the fragments of the blade splashed and bounced all the way to the distance.Chongmian Haruta was staring at the half-broken knife in his hand, in astonishment, when suddenly he caught sight of Saitama, who was bent over, straightened up, looking straight at him.

"Hey, you bastard," said Saitama, looking directly at Haruta the main face with a serious expression, "You wanted to attack me just now, right?"

At that moment, fear was transmitted along the spine to Chunta Chongmian's whole body like an electric current, making his body temporarily stiff from fright.

"No, no..." he stammered.

"Huh? Then what's the matter with this knife?" Saitama's eyes slowly moved to the knife that Shimono Haruta was still holding in his hand.

"Ah, this is..." Chongmian Chunta subconsciously hid the knife behind his back, "It's a slippery hand."

"..."

Saitama stared at Haruta without saying a word.The suffocating silence lasted for a while.

"Really." Saitama said, "Then don't slip your hands next time."

"Yes, it is……"

Chongmian Haruta nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.Seeing this, although Saitama was not very happy, he still turned around and walked away with the bag of vegetables in his hand.

... just leave?

Shigemian Haruta stood there dumbfounded, watching Saitama's leaving figure.He slowly lowered his head, pinched the remaining half of the blade with his fingers, and exerted a little force.

The blade didn't budge.

There are still two-thirds of the blade left, and this two-thirds of the blade has been tested and is indeed strong and sharp.

This is the knife that has killed many ordinary people and even magicians.

Shigemian Haruta held the broken knife in his hand, looked at Saitama's bald back, his clothes were soaked in sweat.

What should I do? Do you want to try again?

What happened just now might just be an accident, and no matter how you look at it, Saitama is just an ordinary bald head.

Kill him, but you can get 3000 million!

Thinking of this, Chong Mian Chuntai wiped the sweat off his head, grabbed the knife in his hand and laughed: "Ha, ha ha, ha ha ha..."

He let go of the knife in his hand.And the knife with a human hand as the handle didn't land on the ground after being released, but floated in the air, adjusting the angle, and the blade slowly aimed at Saitama.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too fast, only heard a soft sound of breaking wind, the blade turned into a white light, and stabbed towards the back of Saitama's head in an instant!

It was getting closer, gradually getting closer, and Saitama still turned his back to the sword in an ignorant manner.At the beginning, Chongmian Chuntai was still full of nervousness, but soon he relaxed and laughed ferociously.

"Die, bald head." He opened his mouth and made a mouth shape silently.

At the moment when the blade was about to stab Saitama in the back of the head by a centimeter, Shigemen Haruta suddenly felt a blur in front of him.

Saitama turned around at a speed unimaginable by ordinary people, and his palm turned into a flesh-colored afterimage, which flashed in front of the blade.

After the afterimage disappeared, Zhongmian Chunta finally saw the scene in front of him clearly.

His broken knife was firmly caught between the raised index finger and middle finger of his right hand by Saitama.

bang bang.

Zhong Mianchun could clearly hear the sound of his heart screaming out of panic.

"What's the matter with this knife? It's dangerous to fly around." Saitama said, maintaining the posture of holding the blade between his fingers. "It shattered into tiny pieces with a sound.

The bare human knife handle fell to the ground with a "boom".At the same time, Saitama suddenly turned his head to look at the heavy face Haruta, his face turned black at the same time.

"You really want to attack me."

Zhongmian Chuntai's eyes were straightened, and he felt that he was almost out of breath.

bang bang.

Saitama put down his hand, and walked towards the heavy face Haruta, the bald head gradually enlarged, and the stick-like face was full of displeasure.

"So, what you said about hand slipping just now is also a lie."

bang bang!bang bang!bang bang!bang bang!

Shigemian Haruta's heart beat violently.He turned around and wanted to run away, but his legs didn't listen, and he watched Saitama coming in front of him.

Boom!

……

Saitama walked further and further away with the vegetables he bought, leaving the big hole in the shape of Haruta on the ground behind him.

"Really, even the little gangsters came to trouble me with toy knives, endlessly." He complained softly as he walked, "Could it be that they really came to me because my head was too bright? "

In the sunlight, a string of shimmering lights flickered above Saitama's head.

The next day, Fukuoka Mayor's office.

The door was opened suddenly.Harada Shotaro raised his head, and saw Shigemen Haruta walking in with a sullen face.

"Why are you here? The bald man has already been killed?"

Shotaro Harada opened his mouth and asked.However, Zhongmian Chuntai didn't say a word, just ignored his existence, walked to the sofa and sat down.

"Hey, what do you mean?"

Seeing the attitude of Haruta Shigemian, Shotaro Harada also got angry.But suddenly, he noticed that Chunta Chongmian was not in the right state.

Since entering the door, Zhongmian Haruta has been covering his stomach with his hand.His expression was gloomy. There were originally three lines under each eyelid on each side, a total of six lines, and the lines with bright colors had all turned into hollow shapes at some point, like a spent battery.

Harada Shotaro was still staring at Shigemian Haruta in a daze, and suddenly felt a chill in his abdomen.

He lowered his head, and saw an irregular piece of broken blade slowly piercing through his abdomen, the blade was still covered with bright red blood.

"you……"

Shotaro Harada looked incredulously at Mamono Haruta who was sitting on the sofa with his head down. Just as he was about to say something, the blade spun upwards and cut his throat.

Hearing the sound of Harada Shotaro falling to the ground, Shigemian Haruta stood up clutching his stomach with a livid face, walked to his desk, ignored his body, and began to search.

The sound of drawers opening and closing kept ringing.Finally, Shigemen Haruta found Harada Shotaro's checkbook and seal, and stuffed them into his arms.

"I was asked to do such a dangerous thing, and all the luck I had accumulated for several months was wiped out in one fell swoop." He glanced back at Harada Shotaro's body, and kicked him hard with lingering fear, "Old thing .”

Ding-dong-

"Ok?"

The doorbell rang.Saitama, half lying on the floor flipping through manga, moved away from the manga in front of him and glanced at the door.

ding dong ding dong ding dong --

"coming."

Saitama put down the manga in his hand, walked to the door, and opened the door with a "click".

What appeared in front of the door was the drone of the express company.The little drone relentlessly banged its wing against the doorbell button, with two boxes still hanging from its claws.

After Saitama opened the door, the drone put down the box and turned the propellers away.

Saitama stared at the box at the door, was silent for a moment, a few drops of sweat appeared on his bald head.

"Could it be..."

"Teacher! What happened?"

Saitama, who was standing upright at the door, was startled by Genos' sudden voice.He turned his head, and saw Genos who was cleaning the bathroom had taken off his apron, washed his hands, and walked out at some point.

"Oh," said Saitama reluctantly, pointing to the box at the door, "someone sent something again."

Genos walked outside the door, bent down and checked the express delivery slip attached to the box.

"Teacher, this is what I bought." He picked up two boxes and returned to the apartment, saying as he walked.

"Huh?" Saitama was taken aback.

"Because I heard from the teacher last time that I want to eat authentic mentaiko from Fukuoka." Genos said while tearing off the seal of the express delivery, "So I contacted the fishermen in Fukuoka these two days and asked them to go out to sea to catch the best mentaiko." If you have a good fish, make the most perfect mentaiko and sell it to me. ——Of course, in order for the teacher to eat it earlier, it will be transported by air.”

Genos opened the courier box, which contained refrigerated red mentaiko, a box full of them.

"Oh——" Saitama saw a box of Mentaiko, his eyes straightened, "It will cost a lot of money to transport it by air!"

"It's just a trifle."

Genos opened another box, revealing a box of various ice cream popsicles for cold drinks, "Also considering that the weather is very hot recently, it's time to eat ice cream, so I bought a box of ice cream by the way."

"Ah, soda-flavored Garigari-kun also has it!" Saitama hurriedly stepped to the front of the box and rummaged, and quickly picked up a popsicle he had seen in a convenience store and shouted.

"Teacher, just choose what you like." Genos said seriously.

"Well……"

Saitama looked back at the small refrigerator in his apartment, rubbed the back of his head and said to himself: "It's a pity that the refrigerator at home is not big enough to put all the mentaiko and ice cream in it. So I have to hurry up to put the part that can't fit in the refrigerator." Eat it within today."

"I happen to have leftovers from the eggs and scallions I bought last time, and I always have ramen and dried seaweed at home. I will have mentaiko ramen for lunch today, and mentaiko rice bowl for dinner. Popsicles will be dessert after dinner."

Having said that, Saitama looked back at Genos happily.

"Let's try to eat these things together, Genos."

"is teacher!"