Bald cape conjurer

"What is happening?"

Tachibana Girls' High School in Tokyo is still in chaos.The ruins of the gymnasium are still smoking, and the students are hiding in the school building and dare not come out.In the distance, the sound of police sirens and ambulances came from far and near, and the sound made people panic.

And amidst the noise, in front of the broken walls of the gymnasium, stood two girls in a daze.

One of the girls dyed her hair blonde, tied it into a bun, and had studs on her earlobes.While the other girl has long black princess cut hair.

The two look almost identical, but unlike the students of Tachibana Girls High School, the uniforms they wear are not Western-style uniforms, but sailor uniforms.

"One step behind, the finger was taken away..." The black-haired girl hugged the doll tightly in her arms, "What should I do, Nanako, until now we only have one finger..."

"No, judging from the location of the filth, it doesn't look like that leak that collapsed the stadium... nor is it the disgusting old man who followed him. That old man has no such ability."

Facing the ruins in front of her, the blond girl murmured to herself, "Who... the one who brought down this gymnasium?"

As if she suddenly thought of something, she yanked the arm of the black-haired girl beside her: "Mimiko, hurry up! We might catch that guy!"

……

The secret office of the Magic Association.

"This is the task object."

Saitama threw the unconscious Awazaka Erliang in front of the assistant supervisor on duty.

The assistant supervisor stared at Saitama who was still wearing a women's uniform and was silent for a moment, then turned his gaze to the half-dead Awasaka Erliang lying on the ground.

After two seconds, the assistant supervisor finally reacted, and sweat broke out on his forehead: "Huh?"

what happened?Why would a bald man in a skirt come over suddenly and send a half-dead guy?

"That..." He didn't dare to move Erliang Awasaka, but asked cautiously, "Who are you?"

"I'm Saitama." Saitama replied, "Level [-] Conjurer, and now I'm upgrading to Level [-]. This is the result of my upgrade task."

When the assistant supervisor heard this, his expression seemed to relax suddenly.

It turned out to be level four.He thought to himself, then the curse master who was captured should not be a powerful character.It's only level three.

It can't be like the group of extremely evil curse masters who were captured in the same apartment building some time ago, they are all first-level and second-level guys.

Thinking of this, the assistant supervisor couldn't help but feel a little bit relieved.

I really don't know who the mysterious strongman who defeated the group of extremely evil curse masters was?

"Okay, let me record it for you." Soon, he withdrew his thoughts and said.

Saitama stood there in a daze.The assistant supervisor opened the tablet stored in the suit and began to record.

The surrounding area was quiet, only the sound of the auxiliary supervisor's fingernails tapping on the flat screen from time to time.

"Ah," the assistant supervisor suddenly noticed that Saitama was still standing aside stupidly, so he raised his head and said, "You can go back. I will report it for you in the end."

"Really, then I'll trouble you."

Saitama turned and left.The assistant supervisor is still typing on the tablet to record.

"Okay, the record is over." After a while, he put down the tablet and said to himself, "but the upgrade task of the conjurer named Saitama in the record is to exorcise the third-level curse in the girls' high school. Why? Will he catch a curse master? If you do the wrong task, the upgrade application will be rejected."

The assistant supervisor was a little curious for a while.He got up, looked at Eryo Awasaka who was lying unconscious on the ground, raised the tablet and took two photos of him with a "click click" and sent them to the senior.

Only about ten seconds later, the cell phone of the assistant supervisor suddenly rang.

It was the call from the senior who sent the photo just now.

"Hey, Xiaoye, are you okay?" The senior's anxious voice came over as soon as the call was connected, "I'll take the first-level conjurer who is free right now, you must hold on?"

"Eh?" Ono was taken aback, "What's wrong, senior?"

"The photo you sent just now..."

The senior's voice penetrated into Ono's ears like a thunderstorm: "...it is the notorious first-level curse master 'skinner' Erliang Awasaka! When he was active more than ten years ago, he once peeled several The skins of ten people!"

Ono's whole body froze, and finally stared at Erliang Awasaka who fell on the ground in horror, and let out a cry from his throat: "... huh?"

……

the other side.

Saitama walked out of the office of the Magic Society.He glanced at the convex mirror on the side of the road before realizing that he hadn't had time to take off his cross-dressing girls' high school uniform.

A convex mirror reflected the comical figure of a bald man in a plaid skirt.Saitama quickly raised his hand to unbutton his uniform, and took off all the women's clothes.

He tidied up the bright yellow jumpsuit he was wearing under his uniform, stroked his white cape, and then exhaled.

"Sure enough, I'm still the most used to this outfit." Saitama whispered, "Although I was ashamed when I first wore this outfit, I always felt that people around me would treat me as a pervert, so I was too embarrassed to wear it outside, so I had to wear it secretly. Under the tracksuit, but now it's become inseparable."

Thinking of this, Saitama looked at the Tachibana Girls' High School uniform in his arms: "Well, maybe it's because I gradually don't care about the eyes of people around me that I can even wear girls' school uniforms."

"But it's good to complete the task. I also fought against the evil forces today. ...Although it was done with one punch."

Saitama walked forward with the girls' school uniform in hand.

"The enemy was dealt with safely again, and I went back to wash the hero clothes... No, this time I put the clothes inside, and it didn't get dirty at all."

The path along the river was empty, and the embankment covered with wet grass grew all the way down, eventually submerged in the river.

Saitama walked alone on the path along the embankment.Suddenly, a thin meow came from the grass.

"Ok?"

Saitama stopped and looked towards the meowing, and saw a tabby cat squatting in the grass, looking at him quietly.

"..."

Saitama took a few steps towards the cat, squatted down, and stretched out his hand towards the cat.

The tabby cat hesitated, brought his nose closer, and sniffed Saitama's fingers.

Saitama's nervous brows and eyes gradually relaxed, revealing a slightly dumbfounded smile.

Suddenly, the tabby cat seemed to smell some strange smell, and the cat's face suddenly wrinkled together.

Hearing a "meow", it jumped out of the grass like a spring on the soles of its feet, and the cat's claws "brushed" the egg-like smooth head a few times.

"what!"

Several cat paw prints crossed in an "X" shape appeared on Saitama's face instantly.He immediately closed his eyes tightly, his facial features wrinkled together, like a ravaged potato.

There was a rustling sound in the grass, and the tabby cat turned around and disappeared into the grass.And Saitama still closed his eyes tightly, his hands scratching in the air for a while.

"..."

This scene fell into the eyes of two pairs of people under the bridge not far away.

"Is it really this person?" Mimiko opened her eyes wide and asked softly, "Nanako, are we right?"

"...That's right, it's this guy." Nanako gritted her teeth, "Didn't you see it just now, the school's surveillance video..."

In order to find out who destroyed the gymnasium, Nanako and Mimiko took advantage of the chaos to find the monitoring room of Tachibana Girls High School and saw the surveillance video of the incident.

As a mantra, neither Leuhu nor the super figure could be captured by the camera.But the curse masters Awasaka Erliang and Saitama are real people, so they can naturally be captured by cameras.

——After seeing Saitama punch the first-level Awazaka Eryoshi through the wall, and the aftermath even caused the entire gymnasium to collapse, the two sisters opened their eyes wide in shock.

"This person, maybe he can—"

With this in mind, they chased all the way out, and finally found Saitama who was restored to the hero costume.

Originally, the two sisters were still cautious.After all, Saitama killed the first-level curse master Erliang Awasaka with one punch. From this behavior, it can be seen that Saitama is powerful and merciless, and he is the enemy of the curse master.

But when they saw Saitama teasing the cat by the river, and the cat scratched his face, the two sisters were a little surprised.

"What's the matter with this guy? I just watched the video of him dealing with that smelly old man. It's obviously a ruthless style, but now he is scratched by the cat and doesn't fight back..." Nanako murmured, "Could it be this guy? Not a hard-hearted person?"

"The fist is only aimed at enemies that pose a huge threat, but it is completely indulged in the face of weak creatures that do not pose a threat... So, when he beat the old man just now, he didn't seem to be doing his best... Could it be that he is right about the curse? Is it non-killing? Even if the other party is a curse master?"

"This bald man is obviously very strong, but he has a kind of kindness that is rarely seen in the magic world. Maybe we can take advantage of this..."

Seeing Saitama caressing the skin where the paw prints were scratched by the cat, Nanako squeezed Mimiko's hand tightly.

"Let's gamble."

The two sisters held each other's hands tightly and mustered up the courage to walk out of the bridge hole where they were hiding.

"……Oh?"

The tabby cat has run away without a trace.Saitama just stood up from the spot, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of two girls walking towards him holding hands.

He turned his face with cat paw prints to look at them, with a dull expression on his face: "..."

"That, you."

The clasped hands tightened, and Nanako said boldly, "You were the one who defeated Erliang Awasaka. We all saw it."

"Ah, oh." Saitama said.

Saitama's bland reaction made Nanako and Mimiko at a loss.They thought Saitama would ask them how they saw it.

The atmosphere suddenly fell into an awkward silence.The three looked at each other.

Suddenly, Saitama seemed to suddenly realize something, and his expression suddenly froze.

"I said you two, have you been following me since just now?"

Saitama turned around, facing the sisters Nanako and Mimiko.

He stared straight at the two sisters with his lifeless eyes, and raised his hand to point at them: "Very few people will follow me like this all the time. And you claim to have seen the scene where I defeated the enemy. So, could it be that you are... "

Seeing Saitama's gradually serious expression, the two sisters stiffened and subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

What's going on, could it be that this guy... has already discovered their identities?

Under the nervous eyes of Nanako and Mimiko, Saitama maintained a serious expression and continued, "...my fan?"

Silence continued for a moment.

Nanako had an embarrassing expression: "Huh?"

"After all, I have been doing heroic activities for three years. During this time, I have defeated countless evil forces, big and small, and no one is more active than me," Saitama counted solemnly, "There should be many people It’s only right that you know me, even if there are one or two fans, or even a fan club, it’s not surprising, right?”

"So," he asked excitedly, "you are actually mine..."

"Not a fan," Nanako said, "We had never heard of you before today."

Saitama was silent for a moment, and the serious expression just now degenerated into the original dull face: "...Eh, is it?"

A gust of wind blew by, and Saitama's expression became a little bleak.

"So?" He asked with dead eyes, "Do you have anything to do with me?"

"...Are you strong? Well, we, we have a person who wants you to kill!"

Nanako gritted her teeth and said loudly, "If you can do it, we... will reward you!"

Saitama was silent for a moment, and then a few black lines slid down: "Huh?"

"I didn't say that," he pointed at Nanako and Mimiko, and said a little speechlessly, "You two are still kids, right? Just learn what other people hire to kill someone, have you watched too many weird movies?"

"Of course not!" Nanako categorically denied, "Our two sisters are... are..."

Facing Saitama, she still failed to say the word "curser" in the end, but changed her words and said: "I said it all, we will reward you!"

If the bald head can kill the guy who has taken over their favorite person's body, then they don't need to beg for a double-faced slut, and they don't have to collect two-faced skunk's fingers anymore.That way, it doesn't matter if you hand your fingers over to the bald head.

"Ah?" Saitama was taken aback, "It's not a matter of remuneration or not. I won't do this kind of thing. You are still the same... In short, go home and do your homework. Well, that's it."

After speaking, Saitama turned and walked away.

"...the house is gone."

"Eh?"

Suddenly there was a choking voice behind him.Saitama stopped and looked back blankly.

Mimiko, who hadn't spoken just now, had already shed tears holding the doll at some point: "The home is gone. We have nowhere to go back."

As soon as the words fell, the eyes of Nanako, who had looked very tough until just now, suddenly turned red: "Mimiko..."

Saitama stood stiffly in place, and the sweat on his bald head grew more and more.

Oops, Oops!These two little girls are crying!Did he cry because of what he just said?So the homes of these two little girls are just like my old home, and they were inexplicably destroyed one day!

ah!Maybe the guy who brought down the homes of these two little girls was the guy who brought down his own house!

Damn, what should I do, do I want to comfort them?Ah, but my mind went blank, I couldn't think of anything at all——

"that……"

Saitama bit the bullet and opened his mouth.And Mimiko and Nanako didn't expect him to speak suddenly, so they looked at him while sobbing.

"Although the house has collapsed, your hair..." Saitama raised his finger and pointed at the top of his head, and said dryly, "...it's still very thick."

The cries of the two sisters were choked by Saitama for a while, and the two looked at Saitama in a daze.

Saitama maintained the posture of pointing at the top of his head, and stood stiffly in place.

A gust of wind blew, raising Nanako, Mimiko's long hair and Saitama's cloak.

——Ah, it's over, it's over, when my mind was blank, I couldn't help but talk about hair!Isn't it like saying to them "one day your hair will be like mine"!

Saitama stood where he was.He was sweating profusely, the expression on his face became more and more distorted with his thoughts, his eyes were straight, and the whites of his eyes were covered with red blood.

What to do, what to say next——

At this moment, a figure suddenly flashed past the end of the river embankment path.

"Huh?" Saitama suddenly recovered from his stiffness, frowning and turned his head.

The wind blew, and the white cloak behind Saitama fluttered.However, Nanako and Mimiko didn't notice anything, and couldn't help asking: "What are you doing there? There's nothing there?"

"No," Saitama turned his head, raised his finger and pointed to the direction he was looking at just now, "a guy like corn ran over suddenly just now."

"The guy that looks like corn?" The two sisters looked at each other with a blank expression, "What are you talking about, we didn't see anything at all..."

"Ah."

A cool voice suddenly sounded, interrupting the words of Nanako Mimiko and the two sisters.

At the end of the river embankment path that was so empty just now, a figure suddenly appeared.

I saw that it was a young man in a kimono.He has a gloomy expression, a handsome face, and a pair of long and narrow eyes staring at Saitama.

——Zenyuan Naoya spoke, with a melodious Kyoto accent, but the words he said were quite bad: "You are a small fourth-level, and your alertness is not low. But to be honest, my speed cannot be captured by a guy like you To. Tell the truth, how did you find me?"

"Ah, you..." Saitama's eyes first fell on Zenyuan Naoya's face, with an indifferent expression.

Then he looked up subconsciously, as if he suddenly remembered something, the expression on his face became tense: "You are the one..."

I saw Saitama standing there in a daze, with a yellow columnar body reflected in his eyes - that was the blond hair on Zenyuan Naoya's head.

This time, the hair on the top of his head was thicker than before, a full thirty centimeters, shaking slightly in the humid wind along the river embankment path.

Staring at Zenyuan Naoya's thick hair, Saitama's memories gradually recovered.

The scorched hair ball that Genos took out when eating the word burning last time appeared in my mind again, and the scene of Zenyuan Naoya being shoveled into the head of a kappa by Fu Heisher at the upgrade briefing meeting...

Saitama's facial features wrinkled together with tension.Seeing this scene, Zenyuan Naoya sneered:

"Is this expression nervous? Have you finally realized how scared you are now, Saitama? That second-level Genos is not by your side to protect you today. Why, did you get separated from him?"

But at this moment, Nanako, who reacted, immediately took out the mobile phone with the rabbit ear mobile phone case.

She hugged Mimiko tightly with one hand, raised her phone with the other hand, and pointed the camera at Naoya Zenyuan.

"Conjurer?" Nanako gritted her teeth and said, "Damn, the speed is too fast, I can't see how he moves..."

"Nanako, do you want to hang him up?" Mimiko clutched the doll in her arms tightly, her expression a little nervous.

"I'll call one, two, three, and we'll do it at the same time," Nanako whispered, "One, two..."

Saitama's eyes turned towards Mimiko and Nanako as if following something.

"three."

Three numbers are finished.However, the last sound was not Nanako lowering her voice, but a male voice.

The two sisters only felt a blur in front of them, and the mobile phone in Nanako's hand suddenly disappeared.

The eyes of the two suddenly widened, and what was reflected in the pupils was the tall-haired figure of Zenyuan Naoya.

Just now, Zenyuan Naoya suddenly appeared in front of them as if teleported.When he landed, not even the dust floating in the air was disturbed.

"This, is your spell tool?"

Zenyuan Naoya held Nanako's phone with rabbit ears and glanced at it casually: "After shooting, what you do to the doll can affect the state of the person being photographed...Is that so?"

"You..." Nanako gritted her teeth, but she didn't dare to act rashly because the phone was taken away, "Give it back to me!"

"Stop wishful thinking, you two stupid women!" Chanyuan Naoya smiled contemptuously, "Are you also magicians? Or - curse masters? When I catch Saitama, you will be next."

The two sisters felt a blur in front of them again.Zenyuan Naoya disappeared instantly.Along with it, the doll in Mimiko's hand disappeared.

When it reappeared, Zenyuan Naoya's figure stood on the bridge over the river.He stood firmly on the railing beside the bridge, looking down at Saitama's bald head condescendingly.

Saitama looked up blankly.

This person really likes to look down on people.He thought to himself that it was the same during the briefing session.

"Saitama, although I didn't expect two curse masters to follow you, I thought of a good idea."

Zenyuan Naoya smiled and raised the phone in his hand, turned on the camera, and pointed the lens at Saitama.

"The body of a fourth-level conjurer was found by the river. Judging from the filth left behind, the curse tools that killed this fourth-level conjurer belonged to two young female conjurers. And I——Chanyuan The son-in-law of the family is the one who arrested these two female curse masters."

He said loudly, with a melodious Kyoto accent: "If such news appears on the headlines tomorrow, I will be very happy."

Saitama: "..."

"You..." Nanako clenched her fists and shouted, "If this is the case, we will tell the truth!"

"Do you think that people will give priority to believing a curse master like you compared to me?" Chanyuan Naoya sneered, "That's the fate of a stupid woman who can't see her position clearly."

He looked at the blank figure of Saitama on the screen of the phone, smiled slightly, and pressed the camera button.

"Goodbye."

While saying this, Zenyuan Naoya grabbed the head of the doll and pushed the doll to the ground maliciously.

The soft doll was flattened by Zenyuan Naoya's strength.

……

ten seconds later.

"What?" Zenyuan Naoya still held the doll with his hand, but his face showed surprise.

I saw Saitama still standing on the river embankment path looking up at him.The bald head had a dull expression, and was safe and sound. Not only was he not crushed, but he raised his hand and plucked his ears: "..."

After realizing the current situation, Zenyuan Naoya's face darkened slightly.

"What, did I get it wrong?" He frowned and looked at the doll in his hand, "This thing is useless at all."

Zenyuan Naoya suddenly let go of the hand holding the doll, and tore the doll into pieces.After that, he raised his hand, and the rabbit-eared mobile phone crossed a smooth parabola, and fell into the river with a "plop".

Nanako and Mimiko were taken aback.

Zenyuan Naoya did not misunderstand, Nanako and Mimiko's mobile phones are the attack spells they use, and their spells can exert terrible effects.The state of the puppet will be reflected in the state of the person being photographed.

Zenyuan Naoya crushed the doll just now.According to the rules of the sisters' surgery, Saitama's body will also be suppressed by a huge force, and will be crushed into a flat piece like a doll.

The cotton-filled doll bounces back after being squashed.But if the human body is crushed to that extent, the whole body will be torn apart, and the bones will be crushed to powder, absolutely unable to survive.

All operations performed by Zenyuan Naoya with the mobile phone and the doll are correct.However, Saitama, the target of the spell, is safe and sound...

If just looking at the surveillance video wasn't shocking enough, Nanako and Mimiko's hearts were undoubtedly shaken even more when they experienced the sense of powerlessness that their own techniques had no effect on the spot.

Where the hell is this bald head?

At this moment, Zenyuan Naoya spoke again.

"It's a pity that I can't see the news I want." He whispered, "I have to do it myself."