Your Majesty, that ball is in love with you

The man lying in the huge seashell was lazily basking in the sun with his arms under his head. Hearing the words, he slowly tilted his head, raised his eyelids, his eyes were dull, and his tone was slower than normal people: "So?"

The veins on Lu Su's forehead bounced happily. He took a deep breath, and was blown by the breeze mixed with the breath of the sea. Only then could he barely restrain his restless mood, so as not to make his feet deviate from the normal track and fly away. To that face with the dead fish eyes.

If it weren't for his teenage feelings that he has nowhere to vent, he would never allow others to occupy his seashell bed!

"Yan Jiu, let me say it again, I gave birth to a ball!"

"Oh." The man named Yan Jiu didn't pay much attention to it, and wasn't surprised at all by the strange news of the man's birth. At the end, he declared out of trouble, "I'm not the father of the child."

"I know this better than you." Lu Su's expression was relaxed and relaxed, and he immediately suppressed his anger and sighed, lying on his back in the white sea sand quite melancholy.He thought he hadn't officially entered puberty, and hadn't had a wonderful encounter with the beautiful mermaid lady, but the endocrine disorder estrogen surge caused him to give birth to a ball, such a tragic experience, how can one sigh .

——From this point of view, the melancholic Lu Su's theory of the origin of life is more profound than ordinary people.

"Ugh……"

Yan Jiu looked at the blue sky silently, let the sea breeze mess up his hair, and after a moment of silence, curled his lips and asked, "Do you have baked eggs for dinner today?"

Constructed by someone's words that cannot be understood by outsiders, Lu Su felt that his saliva was about to flow out, he swallowed, and finally was hit by the light of fatherly love, shook his head and said righteously: "Don't think about it, then But my baby!"

It would be more perfect if you ignore the regrets in your heart...

Yan Jiu's regret was more obvious. He twitched the corner of his mouth to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, and stared blankly at the clouds in the sky with a pair of dead fish eyes.

Breeze, sunshine... What a beautiful day...

Miaoxing is surrounded by the entire blue ocean, and there are countless islands floating on the sea surface. Beautiful mermaids live on these islands without any worries. There is no struggle and killing, and there are only beautiful songs and wonderful encounters.

Of course, there is also a little flaw.The flaw that destroys this perfection comes from a boy named Lu Su who lives alone on an island.

Mermaids hate creatures called humans with two legs, because in ancient times, humans liked to look at the upper body of mermaids with lustful eyes, and at the lower body of mermaids with eyes full of appetite. .And this impression has not diminished with the passage of time.

Lu Su recalled that before he came to this island, he had done two wrong things...probably wrong things, he thought uncertainly.

One thing is that when he was eight years old, he scared the grandson of the old Wang Jia next door to tears with the mermaid song. Another thing is that when he was 12 years old, his tail suddenly faded and two legs grew.It is indeed the fault of the mermaid that she doesn't know the song of the mermaid and has two legs.

Although, this is not what I want to do.

At the end of the day, this is destiny.

Therefore, there is nothing to complain about being driven to this sparsely populated sea in the name of curse.

Besides, this new home of mine is pretty good, with a wide sea area, delicious fish and shrimp, pleasant island scenery, and one talking creature... Well, maybe I will add another one soon.

Thinking of a certain egg that was buried under the sea sand and was hatching, Lu Su felt that he was in a very good mood at the moment, and it was just suitable for singing...

Lu Su is not a person who is good at restraining himself, so amidst the bursts of magic sounds, the calm Comrade Yanjiu and the high-spirited Lu Su's children's shoes are taking a sun bath in harmony.

The inheritance of the mermaid tribe told Lu Su that to hatch mermaid eggs, you only need to choose a suitable beach and bury the eggs at a suitable depth. In this way, after 28 days, a little mermaid can be successfully grown.

Although the external expression of Lu Su's genes deviates from the track of a normal mermaid, this does not affect him from perfectly inheriting the inheritance of the mermaid clan.After mastering the technique of growing the little mermaid correctly, all he needs to do is wait for the squishy little mermaid to crawl out of the beach!

That must be a cuter little guy than Yan Jiu.

Speaking of Yanjiu, I have to mention the process of their encounter.

Yan Jiu is not a mermaid, he is probably the only human with two legs on this mermaid planet.He suddenly broke into this sea area when Lu Su was 15 years old and was rescued by Lu Su.

In a certain afternoon, Yan Jiu once told a passionate story with his slow tone that could extinguish all human blood.

In his memory, he is an interstellar pirate, a lone ranger, traveling through the depths of the stars, not for beauties, not for jewelry, but only to find the bloody battlefield, the battlefield that belongs to him.

Lu Su glanced at his pair of godless dead fish eyes, expressing deep doubts, suspicion and contempt: "A battlefield like Miaoxing?" Miaoxing is probably the most peaceful planet in the empire.

"It was an accident." Yan Jiu sighed, "In fact, my spaceship encountered a magnetic storm, deviated from its orbit and finally crashed on Miaoxing."

Lu Su did see Yan Jiu in the sea in front of his house, but he didn't believe that it was caused by a magnetic storm. He would rather believe that this uncle, who looked very useless at first glance, had poor driving skills and fell into Miao Xing.

Of course, Lu Su didn't pursue the facts too much.At the beginning, he saved this person with the pure heart of saving a talking pet.As for pets, there is no need to know too much, right?

Lu Su thought that he was a wealthy man with a rich and vast territory, and it would be easy to adopt a pet, so Yan Jiu lived like this for a year.

On the seventh day of No. 20 when Mermaid Dandan was hatched, as a freshly baked young father, Lu Su was agitated and anxious. He walked back and forth on the beach around Dandan to relieve his pressure.

Yan Jiu sat by the fire, fiddled with the grilled fish on the fire, didn't even bother to give someone a look, even after the grilled fish was cooked, someone forcibly robbed him of food, he just took his time Then put another one on the shelf and continue the great business of grilling fish.

"Speech!" Lu Su spat out the fishbone in his mouth and grinned in disgust, "Yan Jiu, your technique of grilling fish is so artistic!"

——With the natural grilling method without adding any seasoning, the taste of the fish can be completely covered up. Isn't this art? !

Of course, in terms of grilling fish skills, Lu Su himself is not far behind.Therefore, if you dislike it, you will dislike it, and there is still no food waste.

"Uncle..." Lu Su would only call him that when he needed Yan Jiu, in order for the latter to pay him more attention for his sake. At this time, he would selectively forget about pets. A topic with the owner, "What name do you think I should name my baby?"

His flattery really took effect, and Yan Jiu finally poked his head out of his own small world: "This should be divided into males and females."

Lu Su stared in surprise: "Of course it's a man!"

Apparently his self-confidence also shocked Yan Jiu, causing the latter to have some doubts: "Could it be that the little mermaids are single-sexed now?" After finishing speaking, he lamented the future of the mermaid tribe with compassion, worrying about the imbalance of gender ratio and the prosperity of the mermaid tribe. Soon to be gone.

In fact, his worries are a bit unnecessary, the sex ratio of the mermaids is not out of balance.

"What nonsense!" When it comes to his baby, Lu Su explained patiently, "Isn't my baby born from my asexual reproduction? Of course it's the same gender as me!"

——This proves once again that Lu Su children's shoes have a deeper understanding of the esoteric subject of life science than ordinary people.

Yan Jiu said he was speechless.

Lu Su mistook the other party's silence for understanding, so he cheerfully revealed the topic and returned to the main topic: "So what name should I choose...First of all, I have to follow my surname, and the name...is just the word 'Huai' Bar."

Therefore, Lu Su's children's shoes did not intend to consult other people's opinions, and the reason for bringing Yanjiu was simply to find someone to care about.

"It is said that when the alien beasts rioted a hundred years ago, an army was stationed on Miaoxing, led by Major Lu Huai. This heroic major finally died on the planet Mori, and finally quelled the alien beast riots." Lu Su said. There was a gleam in his eyes, "My baby is suitable for this hero's name!"

Yan Jiu: "..."

"what do you think?"

Yan Jiu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Anything is fine."

Lu Su glanced at him in disdain, and in his heart held [-]% contempt for the lack of opinions of this good-for-nothing uncle.In the end, he praised his cleverness and wit, and finally said: "That's it! Lu Huai! Xiao Huaihuai~"

Yan Jiu: "..." In other words, is it really good to use the hero's name like this?

But... Lu Huai?the name...

With his head lowered, he was grilling the fish on the branch, Yan Jiu's overly long forehead hair fell down, and the falling shadows covered his eyes.

It really fits perfectly!

The slightly upward arc of the corner of the mouth fell into Lu Su's eyes, and he poked the other side's waist with a branch unbearably: "Why are you smiling so weirdly?"

Yan Jiu denied, "I didn't laugh."

Lu Su twitched the corners of his mouth, but he didn't bother about it too much, and ran out to look at his precious balls with a swipe of his mouth.

Tsk, what an uncle who is not honest at all!