[Comprehensive] The love story of the scumbag protagonist

Fangzhang, Yingzhou and Penglai are three fairy islands on the sea, not far apart.A certain girl learned how to ride the clouds, so she went around to have fun, and became very familiar with the Guru of Yingzhou and the three stars of Fu Lu Shou.

The days passed like this.A certain woman met many people and learned many stories.

Emperor Donghua always sits in the cave, dazed by the mess, and Dongfang Shuo sits opposite him with a sad face.

Suddenly one day, a certain woman came over, her cultivation was about to break through the Taiyi Golden Immortal.The aura of the heavens was originally very strong, she comprehended the Taoism by herself, and naturally entered the realm by leaps and bounds.

Emperor Donghua glanced at her, nodded and said: "Well, the cultivation level is not bad. I will go to Laojun's mansion tomorrow to ask for a golden pill for you, so as to help you break through in one fell swoop."

A certain woman said with a little dissatisfaction: "Why do you need the golden core of Laojun? I heard that Dijun has boundless magic power. As long as I double practice with you, I will have everything?" These days, Donghua Dijun treats her very much. Indulging, she became bolder because of this.Often on a whim, he picked spiritual flowers and exotic herbs from Emperor Donghua's herbal garden and spoiled them wantonly. The angry Dongfang Shuo secretly complained to the emperor, but Donghua never paid any attention.

Emperor Donghua was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked: "Well, you want to double cultivate with me?"

A certain woman nodded desperately, her eyes bent into two crescents: "A beauty like you has always been my favorite."

Dongfang Shuo was terrified watching from the side, seeing a woman of unknown origin twitching at Dijun, but Dijun just nodded or shook his head with a nonchalant smile.Finally, a certain woman pretended to be a little bird, and lay down directly in the arms of the emperor.Dongfang Shuo covered his eyes and backed out.

Emperor Donghua looked very cooperative, and even offered to help a certain woman untie her belt.Finally a certain woman couldn't bear it anymore, pointing at the emperor and laughing.

"Dijun played a good game of chess. It's a pity that I have never played chess according to common sense." A certain woman said suddenly.

Emperor Donghua glanced at her indifferently, his expression was unprecedentedly strange. "Oh, how about we play a game?"

There are nineteen black and white pieces on the plate.A certain woman originally only knew superficial kung fu, but she sat across from the emperor with a smile on her face and said, "Play chess, just play chess."

Emperor Donghua nodded.

So they really played a game.This situation is obscure and difficult to understand, Dongfang Shuo was only concerned about whether his emperor's affair with the little fairy would violate the taboo of the old Jade Emperor, and he was worried and frowning.When the situation was reversed and the emperor resumed his usual style, when he started to play chess with a certain woman, he was still uncertain and didn't know what it meant.

"Manqian, you go out first." Emperor Donghua said.

After Dongfang Shuo went out, Emperor Donghua asked casually: "Well, you have decided to be Lanlan and not Qingqing?"

Qingqing's story goes like this.She is a little fox that has just transformed into a certain mountain. One day, she came across Emperor Donghua who was killing demons, so she foolishly stepped forward to defend her. The emperor saw her cute and cute, so he raised her on Fangzhang Island.

"The emperor treats Qingqing just like a dispensable plaything, even though Qingqing treats you like a god and obeys everything." A certain woman said, "It's a pity that Qingqing is dead. This story shows that if a woman is right A man's blind worship will only encourage his vanity and contempt. That's why you think that all the women in the world are as stupid as Qingqing, as long as you are a little gentle, you will give everything up."

"But I will not give you the "Huang Ting Jing Jing" willingly!" A certain woman said suddenly.

Emperor Donghua's smile froze instantly.

"Then you're willing to be Lan Lan?" Emperor Donghua said coldly.

Lanlan and Jinchanzi are another story.Lan Lan was originally a scorpion who devoted himself to cultivation, sincerely worshiped the Buddha, bowed three times and kowtowed nine times, and ran to Lingshan.Unexpectedly, she saw all kinds of unsightly places in Lingshan fairyland, and Dao Xin was at a loss. The Tathagata Buddha, who is aloof, actually used his power to overwhelm her, using the techniques of Mount Tai to overwhelm her.

Lanlan is worthy of being a scorpion spirit who has been enlightened for many years. She has strong Taoism and outstanding abilities. Under the joint attack of the four kings, she is not afraid. He was also in pain.

"It's a pity that Lan Lan also died. She drowned in Jin Chanzi's tenderness. She was in love with Jin Chanzi, and the flowers were under the moon. So I killed her." Emperor Donghua looked stern.

A certain woman nodded reassuringly: "So if women are too empty, they are easily deceived by the illusion of tenderness. Hundreds of refined steels are turned into tender fingers, and thus their lives are lost. Even if the golden cicada moves a little bit sincerely, She had a big fight with Tathagata, but she is still the one who died. Even if Jin Chanzi was wiped out, even if the whole Western Heaven was buried with her, what's the use?"

Emperor Donghua nodded and said, "It seems that you have made a choice."

This is a story about choices.But a real warrior dares to look directly at the truth.

Whether it was Jin Chanzi or Emperor Donghua, they already knew right away that she was neither Lanlan nor Qingqing.The reason why they forged these two identities for a certain woman without hesitating to uncover the scars or hidden pains of the past is that the "Huang Ting Jing Jing" on a certain woman is what they pictured.

"Huang Ting Nei Jing Jing", the full name is "Shangqing Huang Ting Jing Jing", it is a seven-character geography style, it is said that it is related to the saint, and it hides the supreme opportunity.Therefore, no matter whether it is Taoism or Buddhism, they do not want it to fall into the hands of the other party.

However, the treasures of the world are destined for those who live there.A certain woman happened to be the owner of this treasure at the right time. Even if she has not realized the value of the treasure, as a respected Buddhism and Taoism, she should not blatantly do such shameful things as robbery and stealing.

Therefore, the two religions coincided with each other and came up with methods such as beauty tricks.I just hope that the old problems of a certain woman when she was in the human world will recur, and she will be dizzy.

After the lies are seen through, those who are in a pitiful situation are naturally weaker.

The Southern Dipper is the master of life, and the Big Dipper is the master of death. A certain woman was chased by the two great immortals of the Southern Dipper and the Beidou, wandering around the earth and fairy world, and from time to time she escaped into the endless space to escape, and only then did she escape her life.

That day, she was hunted down by two immortals together, and black blood oozes from the pores of her whole body. Seeing that she was dying and was about to escape to the Endless Cave, suddenly two golden dragons came in mid-air, facing Beidou and Nandou. The two blocked a block.

"Golden Jiao scissors!" A certain woman yelled out loud.

Then, at this moment, a bright full moon suddenly appeared in the sky, and the moonlight fell on a certain woman like a horse, as thick as substance.A certain woman took a deep breath, and yelled at Jin Jiaojian: "Please also ask fellow Taoists to protect me!" Then, she meditated and adjusted her breath in the moonlight, and with the help of the strong moonlight, she unexpectedly In this way, he broke through the realm of Taiyi Jinxian.

A certain woman's meritorious deeds were completed, and when she opened her eyes, the golden dragon scissors had disappeared into the void without a sound. It was like a dream, and in the deep night sky, there were only a few scattered stars. Can't see the shadow of the lunar star.

Then, a certain woman raised her eyes and looked forward, only to see a piece of black armor scattered on the nearby river beach.That piece of armor looks familiar, but upon closer inspection, it doesn't look alike.

System: With the help of an expert, the protagonist's evil law and reincarnation set have been upgraded to artifacts, and now they are acquired third-grade magic weapons.

With some reluctance, a certain woman put on the evil law and reincarnation suit specially upgraded with the help of an unknown expert, and she turned into a scorpion spirit.

From then on, a certain woman lived in the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain, and turned the entire Xiliang women's country into her sphere of influence.She simply carried out her good deeds to the end, and resorted to the puppet technique of turning beans into soldiers, conjuring hundreds of thousands of beautiful and healthy young men for the enjoyment of the whole country.

Since the women in the Xiliang Women's Kingdom met their physical needs and didn't have to worry about getting pregnant, the birth spring water gradually lost its usefulness. A certain woman's alias, Lan Xiezi, was actually worshiped by them as a living bodhisattva.On the contrary, businessmen such as Che Chiguo and other businessmen with no capital in the neighborhood have nowhere to go, and prices have gradually returned to normal.

I don't know how many days have passed, a certain woman heard that the Monkey King from the upper realm was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and was pushed down by the Tathagata Buddha to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.So in private, he asked the queen to pay attention to the monks who came and went.

Some monks were fascinated by the beauty of the women in Xiliang Nuoguo, lost their hearts, became playthings, and died. There were also monks who were greedy for wealth and honor in the world, but were captured by the queen and offered to Pipa Cave as sacrifices. There are also monks who lack cultivation and do not have a deep understanding of Buddhism, so they lose their way in the middle of learning the scriptures and do not know where to go.

In this way, a wave comes and a wave disappears, without knowing it, hundreds of years have passed by in a flash.Finally, on this day, the spies came to report that the Xuanwu Gate incident in the Tang Dynasty broke out, and Qin Wang Li Shimin blatantly murdered his brother to force his throne, and ruled the world.

"You're about to come out. Don't forget my words." A certain woman drove a strange wind to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain on the border of the Tang Dynasty, and said so to a monkey with a hairy face.

System: The protagonist, a woman, activates a big prophecy.

Under the dual effect of Huang Ting Jing Jing and a certain woman's way, a certain woman's cultivation base can be said to be advancing rapidly. Now she is not afraid of the flat peach of the Queen Mother, the elixir of the Taishang Laojun, or Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth fairy. The Ginseng Guocao Huandan is no longer interesting.

"Those are just foreign objects. To defeat my enemies, I must rely on my own strength." A certain woman murmured to herself with a serious face.