Disciples with unknown origins should not randomly pick them up

Lu Yinxi never dreamed of what he would do after he died.

For example, kneeling on a man's body and pinching penis.

Tintin is really amazing, it can stretch and shrink, thick and thin, like Monkey King's golden cudgel.

But when he thought about where the golden cudgel was going to go later, he felt dizzy.

"Are you satisfied with this?"

Jing Hongshen had been waiting patiently. When he fell off the cliff just now, it was still evening outside. Now that there was a heavy rain, it was completely dark outside, and only a few insects could be heard.

Lu Yinxi raised his head, and asked him pitifully: "I'll make you a better looking one, don't you want to do it to me?"

"Then what do I want it to do?"

Oh too.

Lu Yinxi couldn't refute, wiped away his two crocodile tears, and lowered his head again.

Squeeze him into a little lipstick and see how long he can wear it.

As a result, the thing in my hand shrank to a certain extent, and it stopped shrinking.

"?" Lu Yinxi blinked and looked at Jing Hongshen blankly.

"There is a lower limit," Jing Hongshen added, "There is no upper limit."

Lu Yinxi trembled all over.

What would happen if he unscrewed this piece of shit now?

He did what he said, and just heard a chirp, and Jing Hongshen's penis that had just popped out disappeared.

Before Lu Yinxi could get excited, he heard a puff, and a new one popped out.

"I told you, it's all data, and I have the authority to change it."

Jing Hongshen looked at him with his hands crossed behind his head, with a few large characters written on his face.

"Please give up struggling."

Lu Yinxi even succumbed a little, but he touched his little butt that had just recovered for two months, then continued to toss the things in his hand, and tried to change the subject: "You said, Xiao Mo hasn't seen it for so long. You came to find us, you got lost in this barren mountain, right?"

Which pot does not open which pot.

Jing Hongshen's brows were twisted into twists, and he stared fixedly at Lu Yinxi. The crimson color on the other side's face hadn't faded since just now. One touch of hair and it will be exposed.

Sometimes Jing Hongshen really wanted to crack open Lu Yinxi's brain to see what was inside.

But in fact, as a system, he can read most of Lu Yinxi's thoughts. In the past, some hosts would fortify the system and not treat the system as their own. , All small emotions are written on his face, and any strange thoughts are immediately known to him.

He is carefree and indifferent, the honey pot is full of bubbles, because he has not had much contact with the outside world, so no matter what, he is full of interest in the things he is about to face.

He's used to taking other people's kindness for him for granted, because that's how his world should work anyway.

It's too frank, but it makes people hate it.

Jing Hongshen thought that in the year when he and Lu Yinxi parted, it was clear that he couldn't take it anymore and left without saying a word, but he always thought of that person in the tossing and turning nights, and would go back every now and then. The man walked around among the peach blossom trees, and when he was lying under the tree drinking and sleeping, he was angry and lost his temper.

He walked over to poke the sleeping face of the man, Lu Yinxi smacked his lips, laughing even in his dreams.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that every time I observe the other person carefully, the person is sleeping, and when it is as vivid as now, it is less.

He tilted his head slightly and stared at Lu Yinxi's face. That face was naturally beautiful, but he hadn't seen some details. For example, when he spoke, his mouth would turn up a little, and he muttered words when he was doing things. His eyebrows were thick and his eyelashes were thick. Very curly, the color of the pupil is lighter than expected.

Can't let go of a person's shadow.

When Jing Hongshen came back to his senses, his hands were already rubbing the ends of the eyes of the person on his body.

"What's the matter?"

Lu Yinxi opened his big round eyes, and when a piece of hair hung in front of his eyes, he let out a breath.

He suddenly didn't want to work anymore.

Anyway, the world will not be destroyed anytime soon.

He thinks, that's it, it's pretty good, if Lu Yinxi likes to plant flowers and trees, he can plant them, if he likes to soak in hot springs, he can soak in hot springs, if he likes to lie on the soft bed, he can bask in the sun.

Leisurely and leisurely, even the time flows out a pleasant voice.

Jing Hongshen held Lu Yinxi by the back collar, and pulled him into his arms.

"Can you just think about me?"

Lu Yinxi twisted, seeing that he couldn't break free, he had no choice but to give up and tugged on his sleeve: "I miss you, I miss you, don't I?"

I want you not to mess with me, my ass hurts so much.

After hearing the second half of the sentence, Jing Hongshen laughed a little self-deprecatingly, and patted the other party's butt lightly, and sure enough, the whole body of the person in his arms shook.

"Okay, get up."

"Huh? Not that one?"

"No more."

Jing Hongshen stood up, straightened Lu Yinxi's clothes, "Go and find your dear disciple."

"He's not my dear disciple," Lu Yinxi said, "You are my dear disciple, mum!"

"Don't be disgusting!"

Jing Hongshen pushed Lu Yinxi to get out of the cave first.

Lu Yinxi was so happy that he walked out of the cave briskly, the rain stopped outside, the hanging plants at the entrance of the cave formed a natural barrier, the leaves were still stained with raindrops, he buried his face in it , licking the rain.

Even a little sweet.

"Ah!"

"Is it cold, don't catch a cold."

Jing Hongshen was about to walk this way, but was stopped by Lu Yinxi: "Wait a minute, don't come here."

The man's face changed instantly, and the long sword in his hand flashed out, thinking that there was some accident.

"Ah Choo, Ah Choo!" Lu Yinxi walked back shaking his hands, "Outside, there is miasma!"

The night after the rain didn't feel refreshed at all. On the contrary, there was a strange smell. The barrier erected by the vegetation just kept the stale air out. Lu Yinxi felt hot all over after taking two sips. , a little out of breath.

"What's the matter, what's the matter? Lu Yinxi, Lu Yinxi!"

Jing Hongshen supported Lu Yinxi's shoulder. The other person's face, which had been blushing just now, was so red that it was bleeding, even his neck and chest were pink. Lu Yinxi pulled his clothes impatiently, and he couldn't stand up. Stopped, leaned on Jing Hongshen limply.

"Uncomfortable, uncomfortable, Jing Hongshen..."

"I'm here. I'm fine. Where's the pain? What's the symptom?"

Jing Hongshen flusteredly touched some pills that Ning Wenlun had prepared for them before leaving, but unfortunately none of them were for this situation.

"Hot, so hot..."

hot?Is it a fever, or poisoning, but I don't have any symptoms on my body, it seems to be just weak...

Jing Hongshen's brain was running fast, and the next second, the soft touch on his lips made him shut down instantly.

"It's hot, take it off!" Lu Yinxi impatiently ripped off his clothes vigorously, and then groped to the place where he had been tinkering with for half an hour just now.

"Hey, cute little Ding, I'm coming..."

The author says:

Xiao Lu is so funny, silly fufu, my mother is really worried that his PP will bloom